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(Parody) My mom's a superstar all from a home movie. IG: norisblackbook written by @nataliethehero

Joined September 2014
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4 years
❤️💔
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2 years
My thoughts and prayers to Stormi. 💔
@enews
E! News
2 years
It's game over for Kendall Jenner and Devin Booker after 2 years together. 💔
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. @kyliecosmetics will be having a flash sale on the Kylie x Jordyn Collection. All products buy 1 get 10 free. Everything must go! Use the code "betrayal" for free shipping.
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8 years
Most adults try to discourage their friends from dating children. #fact
@DailyMailCeleb
Daily Mail Celebrity
8 years
'His friends told him not to be with me': Kylie Jenner opens up about dating Tyga
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5 years
I see Jordyn isn't the only one under attack this season.
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Leslie ♥
5 years
@norisblackbook soo it’s you spilling all the tea huh!?! 🧐🧐
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2 years
Happy Birthday, DadYe! Even though we are still not on the same page about why TikTok is essential for my brand, I wouldn't trade you for the world. Hope your birthday is everything and more. Also, Skete tried to take me to Walmart, I threw a Yeezy Foam Runner at him.
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4 years
Am I blaming Auntie Kourtney? Not on the record I'm not.
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2 years
I’m in Italy for the wedding and deeply concerned about the fashion choices I’m seeing. I know I’m not supposed to upstage the bride, but it seemed inevitable.
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5 years
We will be recasting the role of "Jordyn Woods" for the upcoming season of KUWTK. Must be African-American, 5'6, a gap between the front teeth, and must be slightly insecure. Please DM headshots.
@TMZ
TMZ
5 years
#BREAKING : Khloe Kardashian Dumps Tristan After He Allegedly Cheated on Her with Kylie's BFF
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2 years
I love this look! It's inspired by Corey's parenting.
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2 years
This is why I always take a separate car.
@KimKSocial
Kim Kardashian News
2 years
Kim just went live on Instagram with Saint and Psalm!
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Happy Mother's Day, Marilyn...I mean Mommy. I got you some new dresses so you can stop wearing that lady's clothes.
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We've bathed him, tanned him, put concealer under his eyes, made him wear sunglasses on the red carpet..and he still doesn't get it. Take the double hat off, you're ruining our content.
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2 years
Congratulations to auntie Kylie on the new baby. I heard it's a boy, tough break. All my love to you, Stormi, and Jacques. At this time, this is the only statement I will be making about anything. Don't ask me about no Yeezys right now.
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North West (parody)
2 years
Look auntie, you know I love you down, but I can not talk to you about that man anymore. I almost rather hear about what’s going on with Good American. If you're really this desperate to talk, go to Scott. He enjoys hearing about people worse than himself.
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North West (parody)
2 years
Please get off my bed with your outside clothes on.
@KimKardashian
Kim Kardashian
2 years
Pics by North 💕💞
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North West (parody)
2 years
Shouldn't even be speaking on me.
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
2 years
Kim Kardashian's nephew Mason Disick advises her to not let North West go live.
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Checking in from Paris. How's your 9-5 going? Hope there's cake in the break room.
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I need a day off
@TMZ
TMZ
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Khloe Kardashian is having another baby with the same man with whom she broke up -- Tristan Thompson ... TMZ has learned.
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Stormi is hyped about the new baby...so naive. Only a person who doesn't know how inheritance works would be celebrating this.
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2 years
He doesn’t play basketball so it’s already a win in my eyes. We did it, Joe!
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
2 years
Khloé Kardashian and Michele Morroneat at the Dolce & Gabbana fashion show in Milan.
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North West (parody)
5 years
Let me clear the air now. I do not have a boyfriend. I claim no one. Caiden and I are friends and have been so for years. I am building an empire and that remains my focus. I'm chasing checks, not boys. I suggest all you ladies do the same.
@ELLEmagazine
ELLE Magazine (US)
5 years
North West Has a 7-Year-Old Boyfriend Who's Already Getting Her Tiffany & Co. Gifts
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North West (parody)
2 years
How can I get my own show cancelled?
@lizpkardash
Nojo Liz
2 years
I am so unwell.
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North West (parody)
2 years
She loves to talk about how rough/tough the Jenners are, but she can't even cut a cucumber. She once threw her clothes in the pool because she couldn't find her washing machine. I may not like to roll around in the dirt like a Jenner, but at least I have basic life skills.
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Stormi has been obsessed with the public school system (thanks, Dream), so her dad rented a big yellow school bus for the day. Next week her parents are renting out a school cafeteria so she can experience public school lunches or as I call it, something from Kris' cookbook.
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North West (parody)
2 years
Our lawyers will be in touch.
@BreezyxSupreme
BREEZY SUPREME
2 years
That 1 time when Kim Kardashian gave me food because she thought I was homeless but I was really just there to meet Kanye
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North West (parody)
3 years
We did it, Joe.
@Bey_Legion
BEYONCÉ LEGION
3 years
Beyoncé wishes @KimKardashian a happy 41st birthday. 🎉
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North West (parody)
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I want to take this time to thank the people of Italy. Last weekend was supposed to be all about my aunt and yet you guys found a way to still honor me. And to the woman who is asked mommy to move so you could take a picture of me, you have my heart forever. Love the fans.
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North West (parody)
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It was in that moment when Stormi realized Jordyn is never coming back and she's going to have to get to know her real family.
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While I don’t condone her methods, I understand Jordyn had to do what she had to do in order to see Stormi.
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April Fool's joke? I was using mommy as a symbolic representation for the death of patriarchy that I hope to see in society. Saint crying was used to illustrate how fragile the male ego is. It's called performance art and I look forward to presenting this piece at Coachella.
@Complex
Complex
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Kim Kardashian says she was "impressed" with North & Saint's April Fool's prank on Kanye. The kids spread ketchup on Kim & asked her to lie down. "She taught Saint how to fake-cry—she showed him how to do it!—then she told him to scream 'Mommy’s dead!'"
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North West (parody)
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I will be retaining the last name 'West'. Mommy & I are forever connected & we don't need to have the same last name. Bc of this special bond, I will allow her to use my name to make reservations at NOBU, book stylists, & whatever else she needs that the 'West' name can provide.
@PopBase
Pop Base
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Kim Kardashian has officially been granted her request to be legally single, restoring her maiden name and dropping West.
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We’re still soft-launching him?!
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4 years
Hi. I’m North West and I do not approve this message.
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3 years
Please respect my privacy during this very difficult time.
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2 years
Chi put on a pair of sunglasses and you all lost your mind. I've been serving entire looks for 9 years. Be for real. The bar is officially on the ground.
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Happy Birthday, Sam! Great party last week, so peaceful and everybody was getting along. A huge improvement from Chi’s birthday party. Class went out the window that day. Anyway, can’t wait to get to know you more…happy birthday!
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2 years
MJ is gonna be pissed when she realizes her good wig is gone.
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2 years
I know I'm suing, I just don't know if it will be on behalf of SKIMS or on behalf of Yeezy. Please stay tuned.
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2 years
They've turned her into Kris Jenner.
@DisneyParis_EN
Disneyland Paris EN
2 years
Stella McCartney has designed Minnie Mouse's very first pantsuit, and it's gorgeous 😍 #DisneylandParis30
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2 years
I better not see this in the living room.
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
2 years
Andy Warhol’s iconic portrait of Marilyn Monroe has been sold for $195 MILLION, making it the most expensive work by a US artist ever sold at auction.
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North West (parody)
5 years
We get it. You're in law school.
@KimKardashian
Kim Kardashian
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Legally Blonde!
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4 years
Our family therapist: Let's go around the room and say one nice thing about each other. DadYe:
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2 years
I was devastated to hear that Auntie Kourt and Travis were married in Vegas without the Hulu cameras present. I work really hard to provide the fans with exclusive content for our show and for her to elope was a huge Will Smith style, slap in the face.
@lovebscott
lovebscott
2 years
Surprise: Travis Barker and Kourtney Kardashian Got Married in Las Vegas After the Grammys
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This is my 13th reason.
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Can't believe I had to miss Euphoria....for this.
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HYPEBEAST
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4 years
And to think, I let Larsa clean my room. People are so fake.
@TMZ
TMZ
4 years
Larsa Pippen Claims Kanye's Brainwashed Whole Kardashian Family
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North West (parody)
2 years
Always giving material girl.
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Let him be King
@notcapnamerica
chris evans
2 years
Why am I CRYING 😭
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North West (parody)
4 years
Happy Birthday! Thank u for always being there for me. When I got a rash from the Kylie Skin moisturizer you were the first one to give me Benadryl. You're an amazing daughter, sister, aunt & co-parent to Stormi. Enjoy your bday & let Stass know that I have approved her time off.
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North West (parody)
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Happy Father's Day, DadYe! Thanks for taking me to school in the fire truck that one day. My only request is that you leave Saint at home in the future. You can hang out with your son on your own time, not mine. Read more of my Father's Day message:
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5 years
"Hurry up and take the picture before DadYe comes in here and finds me wearing lipstick. He'll make me recite the books of the Bible again."
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4 years
When you threatened to whoop Penelope one season and then leave Kendall at a gas station the next season... and you still get invited to the private island birthday party.
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2 years
You have to surround yourself with people that want to work.
@Variety
Variety
2 years
Pete Davidson is expected to leave #SaturdayNightLive after seven seasons
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North West (parody)
2 years
To be fair, everything I know about them I have learned against my will. Protect your peace, Queen.
@PageSix
Page Six
2 years
Britney Spears has 'no idea' who Pete Davidson and Scott Disick are
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North West (parody)
2 years
I went with you to that little wedding and now, per our agreement, I want Saint out of my house by Friday.
@KimKardashian
Kim Kardashian
2 years
Best Date Ever 🖤
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North West (parody)
4 years
Y'all are always saying, "Sis, drop your skincare routine!" or "What facial treatments do you get?". I'll tell you the same thing I told Larsa when she asked me if she too should get a ranch in Wyoming with 14 Friesian horses: "You'll never be able to afford it, so stop asking".
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North West (parody)
3 years
Can’t speak on it yet, but I may or may not have been in Mexico having meetings about my own tequila brand.
@HollywoodLife
HollywoodLife
3 years
Kanye West takes all 4 kids on a trip to Mexico as Kim Kardashian travels through Rome
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North West (parody)
2 years
But when I wanted to ...nvm.
@Rap
RapTV
2 years
Kanye West is on TikTok‼️👀
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North West (parody)
5 years
I guess good Malikas are hard to find these days.
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North West (parody)
2 years
"Mind your own business" wouldn't fit.
@KimKardashian
Kim Kardashian
2 years
For anyone who knows North knows how funny she finds this video! North I guess had it with the people taking pictures of her so she wrote on her invite STOP and held it up and wanted them to just focus on the show… 😂🫶🏼🫣
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Bullying works.
@TMZ
TMZ
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Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson are calling it quits on their relationship after 9 months together ... TMZ has confirmed.
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Dream's influence. You hate to see it.
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North West (parody)
4 years
HBD Auntie Kendall. If you would've got pregnant like we asked, we could've had at least 2 more seasons of KUWTK. But you're selfish so here we are. I apologize for not attending your bday party. I can only handle one PR nightmare a week, but good luck to you with all of that.
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I would die if one of my colleagues tried to hug me on camera.
@Phil_Lewis_
philip lewis
2 years
To us: Jay Z, the all time rap legend To Blue Ivy: embarrassing dad
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North West (parody)
3 years
As you all know by now, Scott broke up with Amelia (Or she broke up with him? Honestly, who cares). But, I'm happy to announce as one child leaves the family, another one will be arriving soon: Auntie Kylie is pregnant!
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2 years
Kristen?
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5 years
We have canceled the check @selenagomez
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2 years
Eeww a budget?
@PageSix
Page Six
2 years
Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker bought Rob an $800 bike for his birthday
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North West (parody)
2 years
Chile….don’t get me started
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North West (parody)
2 years
Please stop asking me about this man. I do not have a relationship. I have only met him a handful of times and I was very unimpressed (He's just tall, nothing more). Any question you have regarding him needs to be directed towards his daughter and/or other kids (allegedly).
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IDK who needs to hear this, but if I receive this candle in a PR Box, I will press charges.
@PageSix
Page Six
2 years
Gwyneth Paltrow, Kourtney Kardashian launch 'This Smells Like My Pooshy' candle
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I see Rolling Stone got my email.
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2 years
Mommy says this to the world and you guys think she's an inspiration. I say the same thing to the Disicks and I'm a monster. Make it make sense.
@Variety
Variety
2 years
“I have the best advice for women in business,” Kim Kardashian says. “Get your f--king ass up and work. It seems like nobody wants to work these days.”
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I am now the only one in my family who’s parents are together. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.
@TMZ
TMZ
5 years
Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott Split Up, Taking a Break
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2 years
One down, one to go.
@ELLEmagazine
ELLE Magazine (US)
2 years
Julia Fox and Kanye West Have Officially Broken Up
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North West (parody)
3 years
The Influencer: The Influenced:
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2 years
I've advised Mason to press charges. If she wants to have this attitude, she can have it in jail!
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North West (parody)
2 years
Sometimes I sit in silence and think, is Nick Cannon competing with my family or is my family competing with Nick Cannon? My therapist says that she wants us to explore this more in our session next week.
@PageSix
Page Six
2 years
Khloé Kardashian, Tristan Thompson welcome second baby, a son, via surrogate
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5 years
How do you know if your sister is a psychopath? Asking for a friend.
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2 years
And don't ask for seconds.....
@amelia_perrin
Cardi BTEC
2 years
the pasta portion size at kourtney kardashian’s wedding is the one of the saddest things i’ve ever seen
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North West (parody)
3 years
Is it canceled or is this just what we're telling Larsa?
@JustJared
JustJared.com
3 years
The Kardashians have cancelled their annual Christmas Eve party for the first time since 1978
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North West (parody)
2 years
carbs?!?!!??!??!?!?!??!?!
@KimKardashian
Kim Kardashian
2 years
late nite snack
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Not me doing her, better than her.
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North West (parody)
3 years
Loving the photo choice for this article. ♥️
@HollywoodLife
HollywoodLife
3 years
Oh no! Kim Kardashian's son, Saint West, broke his arm, and the reality star admitted she's "not ok" after taking him to the hospital
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North West (parody)
5 years
The longest day of my life.
@KKWMAFIAMEDIA
KKW MAFIA MEDIA
5 years
Kim & North leaving from JoJo Siwa for video collaboration in Los Angeles, CA on March 28, 2019.
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4 years
Telling my kids this is Sofia.
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5 years
Happy Bday Stormi! I admire you for always creating your own narrative in the media, elevating the brand of Kylie Cosmetics, and destroying Nicki Minaj’s career. You’re like the successful sister I never had.
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North West (parody)
5 years
We are not putting it on the fridge, so stop asking.
@KimKardashian
Kim Kardashian
5 years
Aced my test btw ⚖️✏️📚
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North West (parody)
2 years
When Kris is managing the brand vs when I'm managing the brand.
@kelsssmiller
kelsey
2 years
A glow up.
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North West (parody)
4 years
Come to my room. I want to show you something called, Pinterest.
@KimKardashian
Kim Kardashian
4 years
I need a pink Minnie Mouse cake for Chicago’s 2nd birthday! Any inspo pics you guys can share???
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North West (parody)
2 years
Wow! What a moment. One is Mariah Carey, 5 Grammy Awards, 19 World Music Awards, and 21 Billboard Music Awards. She is an inductee of the Songwriters Hall of Fame. Mariah is an icon, a legend. The other, Kris Jenner. The co-owner of a cleaning supply company.
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North West (parody)
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She won't get pregnant and she won't let us exploit her relationship with Devin for ratings. Why are you here?!?!?!?!?
@etnow
Entertainment Tonight
2 years
Kendall Jenner says she has “a lot” of boundaries when it comes to filming their new reality show. #TheKardashians #Hulu
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North West (parody)
5 years
The Bible seems like an obvious choice here. Or is that just me?
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Khloé
5 years
Good morning!! I’m starting to make Easter baskets for all the kids, any good Easter CHILDREN’S books you would recommend that teach children about the resurrection of Jesus?
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North West (parody)
4 years
Mason has 48 hours to respond.
@Ghost_Wave
Quinn
4 years
🤣😂🤣😂😂😂
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North West (parody)
3 years
It's fine. They hated on Jesus too.
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North West (parody)
2 years
If I text you “🪧” it means stop.
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North West (parody)
3 years
Nobody: My parents at a parent teacher conference:
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North West (parody)
2 years
🎶A single mom who works two jobs Who loves her kids and never stops With gentle hands and a heart of a fighter I'm a survivor🎶
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