the way i had to talk to this loose pit when me and freddi on a walk, i hit him with the kawhi “hey hey hey” until he trotted his ass right back cross the street
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I used to hit mines with the "ifyoudontgetchoassbackacrossthe street" and "Immabeatyomotherfuckingassifyoudontstop" and my favorite
"Getyourassinthishousebeforeyousleepoutside"
@faketitojohnsON
Lmao reminds me of the video of the guy catching his dog f*cling another neighborhood dog and he cussed him out while chasing him with his car 😭😭😂
@faketitojohnsON
you know i had to give my black dog “the talk” about how white people perceive his color, thinking he’s a 120 lbs dog when he’s actually 45 lbs on the money. *he* thinks he’s a big dog but you can’t be out here scaring white ladies w/tiny dogs w/ leashes bigger than they are.