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Free πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ β€’ Hoe Shit & Global Politics β€’ 🌱 β€’ πŸ‘¨πŸ½β€πŸ’» β€’ 🧳

Joined April 2009
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@ceetron
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You are on the No Fly List. lmaoooooo You were arrested for heroin and meth possession, smuggling drugs for Mexican cartels lmaoooooooo You never have to worry about our Black Queen flying planes. You can’t even board one. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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As your silver-haired Maverick pilots retire, meet his new replacement...
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@ceetron
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5 years
Tichina Arnold busting down on this set makes my day. 😭😭😭😭
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1 year
the acting is so bad lmaooo
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9 months
Everybody on mute. Atlanta:
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11 months
Lmfaoooo y’all with Spill invites.
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3 months
Keith said β€œGIRLLL” .. So I know I need to try this catfish 😭
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@ceetron
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8 years
Remember when I told yawl I was a Couponing Problem??
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@RoyalPrince01 so the pastor’s son was having an affair with the murdered youth minister’s wife? This sounds like a case from Forensic Files.
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@ceetron
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4 years
Bringing Down The House always makes me scream laughing 😭
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@ceetron
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2 years
white people must be stopped.
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1 year
This still makes me scream.
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@ceetron
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Kandi's Season 2 hair was quite a time to be alive. 😭😭
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@ceetron
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2 years
Adair Curtis and Jason Bolden ……. Merciful gawd. 😭πŸ˜ͺπŸ˜ͺπŸ˜ͺπŸ˜ͺπŸ˜ͺπŸ˜ͺ
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@ceetron
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2 years
πŸ’šπŸŒ΄πŸŒ±πŸ’πŸ¦–
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@ceetron
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4 years
Kerry Washington is upset.
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@ceetron
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10 months
I worry about some y’all. fr.
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@ceetron
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7 years
RIP Trayvon Martin πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜” February 5, 1995-February 26, 2012
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@ceetron
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5 years
according to Twitter; being a bottom is a shame, being a tall bottom is the ultimate shame, having a roommate makes you poor, using public transportation is frown upon, living in Atlanta makes you a hoe, and working retail or fast food is trash.
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@ceetron
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Lube; because Vaseline is…..
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4 years
2015 β€”β€” 2020 🀰🏽
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@ceetron
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1 year
Reese Cups belong in the fridge.
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1 year
they don’t care lol
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@ceetron
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2 years
Since Beyoncé taught me how to properly spell Renaissance. I knew this was fake. ❀️
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LETS FUCKING GO
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@ceetron
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5 years
When that Dr. Bronner’s Peppermint Soap hits your balls, gooch and booty hole.
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5 years
break up with ur boyfriend, cuz I'm bored.
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3 years
I see why I stay off Facebook.
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4 years
Batman and Robin (1997) was too lit.
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9 years
#CookoutNewsNetwork when you pull up to the cook out and all them damn kids come running towards your new car. http://t.co/NCMAZYf1UF
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5 years
Bitch... This new iPhone was $1,249. AirPods should come with it, PERIOD
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3 years
I jus…. 😭
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4 years
me showing up to the Ludacris/Nelly battle
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3 years
😭
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8 years
The KKK, Stacey Dash and Iggy are trending.... The Devil is busy.
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6 years
Kimberly digitally charting with an 22 year old album. some of yawl just turned 21. Iconic asf.
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5 years
DRIP. πŸŽ“
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5 years
Sometimes I have to fight because my mouth too slick.
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@ceetron
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4 years
just found out the manager who put my name up for layoffs got terminated.
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@ceetron
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4 years
Want Some More?
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3 years
2 years ago, today. I graduated with my bachelors degree at the age of 32. It’s never too late to start or even finish what you started! ✨✨ Don’t give up.
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@ceetron
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5 years
Remember your body count resets to 0 at midnight. Get it in.
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2 years
I found house, made offer, It was accepted… big ass houseeeeeeeee. The inspector came yesterday and said NAHHHH. 😭 I was ready to close… on May 12th 😭😭 Hire an inspector before y’all buy these flipped houses. These girls are trying to run our pockets.
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@ceetron
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3 years
A picture from 2018, 2019, 2020, and 2021
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2 years
πŸ’›πŸ–€
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4 years
I need more homosexual shows. black homosexual shows.
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4 years
Flights so low, we flying to Berlin πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ for bratwurst and beer for lunch, Guten Tag. 😭
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7 years
MESSAGE!
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@ceetron
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5 years
a gay man who enjoys a private personal life whew.
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5 years
AGAIN... As much as I dislike Donald Trump..... This is your real snake in the grass. I keep telling y'all.
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4 years
flo milli shit. ho flo milli shit.
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3 years
I’m trying to recreate this. 😭 but beachfront.
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2 years
boy take them fΕ«cking draws off.
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@mileysbae Cow and Chicken.
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3 years
You can start a 92 Honda Accord with Everclear.
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6 years
I hate when y’all cosign and spew homophobia and follow it up with β€œstop being so sensitive”
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6 years
When I get a Nissan Altima as a rental from Hertz
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@KRUZAA_ "I work in Pharmacy" "Oh, so you can steal me some pills"
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4 years
Lmaoo love Halle and her thriller movie wigs.
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4 years
πŸ₯΄ a bottom who has cleaned for 2 hours isn't up for no vibing and chillin' they gone kick yo black ass out and call somebody else. 😭
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4 years
officially a Federal employee. 😭
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🦚
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4 years
Shooters: A Lifetime Biopic.
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She’s nuts. πŸ’€
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πŸ¦’
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2 years
To that damn white guidance counselor at Jordan High School who said I should consider TRADE SCHOOL because I wasn’t college material. Girl fuck you. πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜­
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@heyyitsjanea β€œRepresentative of the Smiles Direct Club* i almost peed myself lmaoooooooooo
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Applied: December 2019 Selected: January 2020 Rejection eMail: March 2020 ... wait Position reopens: ... Interview: May 2020 Offer Letter: June 2020 Hired: July 2020 😭😭😭😭😭😭 Don’t give up y’all.
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5 years
2009 -> 2019 ..whewwwww.
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2 years
βœŠπŸΎπŸ–€βœŠπŸΎ
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2016 β€” 2019
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masculine siΕ‘sy
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If a dime of my tax money goes to France. I'm pressing charges.
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If y’all can meet random strangers from Jack’d and Grindr you can travel alone.
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Y’all: that iPhone 11 is ugly asf. Me at the Apple Store: iPhone 11 Pro in Midnight Green pleaze. πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜­
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@ceetron
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4 years
3 secs. πŸ”΅ Blueface πŸ”΅
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Coupon websites to print off:
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Good morning
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πŸ–•πŸΎ305 h0e. *Trina Laughs* πŸ–•πŸΎ
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throwbike Thursday. I miss him.
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you wanna trade? 😭😭😭😭
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blue.
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somebody said hoochie daddy szn without the main hoochie. TUH!
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*beats drums*
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size 15 appreciation tweet.
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I’m at work…… SCREAMINGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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don't never let depression win. rise King.
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πŸ₯πŸ¦•
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@naciasi Lmaoooooooooooooooo i’m going to hell for screaming and laughing at this
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Lmaoooo man. It’s a such thing as dumb ass questions.
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They were trying to impeach Barack for a tan suit.
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@TyLepley
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Get me lit πŸ˜‹
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