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my wife and i have different approaches to home ownership

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By taking a discount to stay in Toronto Morgan Rielly has shown he doesn’t care about money or winning. It’s a rare combination in an athlete and I respect it

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@KevMagnet it’s funny that the actor is a handsome and chill dude because this is as malevolent and unpleasant as anyone could possibly look

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@MattBruenig It made your wife stop posting

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NYT reporting that the police in canada are using dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at you on protestors

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Remember when the Leafs salary dumped Petr Mrazek and then acquired a worse goalie for more money

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Tony DeAngelo has been claimed by the NYPD

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Tomas Kaberle delivered my parents lunch and reacted with good humour when told the family cat is named after him

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Canadian liberals

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he should do this at the judge tomorrow

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We need to teach people what POV means

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POV: you're the most overrated person on earth

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If I am ever kidnapped I will develop Stockholm syndrome instantly. I already feel sympathy for them

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The greatest song in Canadian music history is called “Drinking in LA” and no one in Los Angeles or even the United States has ever heard it. And that’s what this country means to me

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@adam_piron Everyone is obsessing about how bad this aligns with the actual politics of the directors but the captions are mostly funny

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the next leafs gm should be a folksy american college football coach who knows nothing about hockey and has never been to canada

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@fiendformojitos ???

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tough to parody

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aaron judge is now the all time home run leader among pell grant recipients who start a business that operates for three years in disadvantaged communities

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when domi fought earlier a heavy set 50 year old guy down the aisle from me stood up and said “just like his dad” and i think he was crying

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@OldTrumpTweetz often used word in politics

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@SeanMcCarthyCom @superloafcat she has 42k followers how is her engagement this low

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the fans at Open Carry Pavilion are going home sad

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nick suzuki looks ready to challenge AOC to a debate

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Habs will debut their reverse retros Thursday vs. Ottawa

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CNN: Canada has controlled its coronavirus outbreak. There is no mask controversy. On every block a cherub boy flies a kite, smile pointed to the heavens. No door has ever been locked. No dog has ever died. Everyone knows Drake personally. Bad vibes have not been invented.

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@Spendstir @suss2hyphens would be great to see the two sides come together

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People have mostly left this fanbase alone the last few years to not be mean and they seem to have developed a toughest kid at homeschool mentality

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Tim Stützle jealousy in Toronto and Montreal is very real these days.

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There’s actually an incredible amount of crying in baseball

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@Jared_Carrabis An outrageous team and Gary Sanchez

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@Sportsnet @FriedgeHNIC Disgusting. This stuff is ruining the game. My wife left me after she saw this

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it’s something unpredictable but in the end it’s right

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@DannyVegito Love that he did the arm too

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congratulations team canada please do not celebrate in the traditional way

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for the last time, no it’s way too much work for one guy

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Should MLB have a universal DH?

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@simmonssteve Do you cry when you have sex

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@FriedgeHNIC People in Columbus straight up benching themselves now

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Nick Robertson in Traverse City

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the only genuinely funny thing ever tweeted by a hockey player

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@rebeccamakkai This device has been overused

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Lou Lamoriello shaves all of his players himself

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Jersey tosser will feel like a fucking idiot when they see this

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EA Sports cover appearances by age 23 #LeafsForever : Auston Matthews: 2 Alexander Ovechkin: 1 Wayne Gretzky: 0 Bobby Orr: 0 Gordimer Howe: 0 Shane Doan: 0 Mario Lemieux: 0

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what if we kissed in the skydome chair grave

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great news everyone

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@TSNBobMcKenzie “I meant no disrespect” lol

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I’m starting to worry that the Toronto Maple Leafs might not cure my clinical depression

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@TSNBobMcKenzie Respect to the Pens. Consistently the least cowardly managed NHL team.

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wow booth sounds like a cool guy thanks for linking his account so we can learn more

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Kevin Bieksa ( @kbieksa3 ) tells a story about his former teammate David Booth ( @D_Booth7 ) on the Hockey Night in Canada panel. 😅

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Complain all you want about Matthews and Marner but you’ll be eating your words when they score with 30 seconds left to make it 5-3 Florida

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Everyone making fun of the Joyce Carol Oates tweet today but it’s a bit lightweight if you’re a student of her best work

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@FriedgeHNIC Q predicted this months ago

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Epic blunt rotation

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Chara has now played for the capital cities of Canada, America and racism

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@abrahamjoseph blue lives matter for postal workers is a cute idea honestly

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If you take the Pfizer vaccine and the Moderna vaccine together it’s 184.5% effective and you can cure someone else’s coronavirus with a soft passionate kiss

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My child will likely be born during tonight’s Leaf game. I will be very disappointed in it if they lose

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classic bunting pest tactic getting under huberdeau's skin like this

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Bunting on Auston Matthews: "He's the best player in the league."

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Oooohhhh little Stanley Cup boy wanna cry to momma? Welcome to the regular season bitch

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Jon Cooper said it was "brutal" the way the Lightning lost. "The frustrating part is I didn't feel like the Leafs beat us. I feel like we beat ourselves." Said it felt like they gave a point away tonight. #Bolts #TBLvsTOR

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@LeafsAllDayy Most of the biggest Bolts fans owe too much child support to risk being seen on TV

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Proud of my boys. I never believed in them

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Nicolas Cage once made a documentary film about what it’s like to sit outside in Toronto in September

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@willmenaker some of the sickest kids in the world come here

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Having a daughter for 90 minutes has made me realize that all of the women I’ve objectified were somebody’s daughter too

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In my marriage I am the Leafs (a loser) and my wife is the projection model (likes me for reasons no one understands)

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Keefe says the Maple Leafs have spent “hours” studying Good Doctor clips to prepare for tomorrow’s game

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leafs still alive

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Blackhawks are working with Duncan Keith to facilitate a trade to Creed

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@Grimezsz So are unions

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My beautiful baby daughter has known nothing but Leafs playoff success

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A “heartbroken” Jay Beagle has resigned from the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences

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hi im oj simpson and im here to tell you about ontarios number one online sports book

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every clip from 2020-2021 feels further away than stuff that happened 10-15 years ago. a time of genuine collective psychosis. we’re nowhere near comprehending it

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happy anniversary to when david guetta ended racism

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it’s an honour to be fleeced by a legend like william nylander

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paul marner has begun climbing the CN tower in advance of the Nylander extension announcement

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@jaboukie we'll boo our own freely, but boo a visitor? you gotta cross quite a line friend

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@Media_Sens @reporterchris People will say they’re rushing this but I think playing on an AHL team will be great for his development

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@FriedgeHNIC Why does the league operate a franchise that exists to launder bad contract money. Isn’t that embarrassing for them

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@rayferrarotsn It’s actually perfectly normal for sociopaths

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This guy is two years younger than Trudeau lmfao

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@paulsimon126 @Media_Sens @reporterchris Garfunkel woulda got this joke

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Sir Alexander Fleming: [discovers penicillin] Edmonton Oilers fan: Matthews could never

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Ben Shapiro’s wife on wedding night

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Round 1. I promise the pink stuff is not disgusting.

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@PeterAlexander he knows all the best Japanese words

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@FriedgeHNIC The Jets must feel so dumb for passing on Matthews

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It’s funny how Canada is largely a hybrid of the cultures of the US and Britain, the two stupidest countries in the entire world

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@sbjsbd @FriedgeHNIC @Ourand_SBJ @markjburns88 Serious question is there a person alive who is upset to hear this

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Moving one of my oldest possessions into the new house

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@i_zzzzzz

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@SCBroncos Kids are so soft these days. If we keep catering to them like this hockey might not be the cesspool of abuse and despair I desperately need it to be if I’m gonna get through this divorce

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@LeafsPR @MapleLeafs @TorontoMarlies Matt Murray measuring the drapes at his new Robidas Island villa

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Want to feel old? Everyone in this photo has died from eating fibreglass insulation

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@mugshawtys So you’re saying she’s single

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@SWhyno I’ve never once heard him make a comment that was appropriate

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used to be one of those situations where’d you’d say “this site is free” but that’s not true for this guy

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I’ve seen some guys posting on social media lately about how they are winning bc their wife is attractive, while I don’t disagree I think finding a wife who is a great mother is 500% more important!!! Thanks @Abamaby for being such a great mom to our kids.

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If you’re wondering why Gary Bettman isn’t asking Rick Westhead any questions it’s because he thinks this is his fault

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I don’t care if Mark Zuckerberg wants me to call it Meta now. I will always refer to it as the Skydome

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the private jet isn’t everything. she has given to many environmental causes and folklore and evermore celebrate her love of nature

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Crises like this are a useful reminder that most people with “important” jobs can fuck off for a month without it making any difference while society would collapse in a day if minimum wage workers did the same

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Randy Johnson killed that pigeon on purpose

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What’s your favourite crazy conspiracy theory you believe is 100% factual?

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