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Kris J

@AFCLightBulb

11 months

“We’ve not got enough NHS, dentists, doctors” And what if we did have enough? “Well no… it’s actually not that”

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10 months

@SuhailChowdhary He won the FA Cup. You’ve embarrassed yourself here

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@DougieCritchley He shouldn’t be anywhere near the England squad for the Euros. But it feels like the decision is already made When he moved to Saudi that was the perfect time to cut him

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@afccharlie Is he a legend? I think he’s an aggressive bully. Don’t get me wrong… they are very very very annoying. But this is definitely crossing a line

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@GaryLineker It’s possible to be annoyed by their methods but still believe they have a very worthy cause. I don’t see why people find that so hard to understand

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@SuhailChowdhary In case anyone else wants to question my ability to read…

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@livescore “In history” This meaningless kick about has only been going for 5 years 😂😂😂

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@karthikadhaigal Given O’Hara’s record I might back Havertz for top goal scorer next season

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@ESPNUK Scott McTominay has 5 goals in the Euro Qualifiers. I haven’t seen many people comparing him to Haaland

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@theJeremyVine Why are you cycling side by side?

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@BurnleyOfficial Oh my god. What have I just watched

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@thfcsxn Better to be in the race than finish 8th with 3 different managers and have no trophies for FIVE THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED AND TEN DAYS 😂😂😂 5️⃣6️⃣1️⃣0️⃣ 🚫🏆

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@StretfordPost HAHAHA Garnacho was offside!

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@JohnnyDineen You’re miles off here Johnny. Wouldn’t make it in the 10th tier of English football. The level of skill required to become a pro footballer is a lot higher than a Gaelic footballer. Don’t compare them, just enjoy Gaelic for what it is 👍

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9 months

@afcjxmes @westhamtransfer Hahaha well put. It was first sang at home vs United a couple of seasons ago. It’s been sung ever since. Why do rival clubs care?

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26 days

@InvertTheWing Community Shield is one more than Spurs 👍 There’d be an open top bus tour down Tottenham High Road if Spurs won that

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Kris J

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6 months

@BBCMOTD How is he employed by the BBC? It’s not an Arsenal thing as he talks about a lot of clubs like this. His style of writing would be much better suited to the Sun or Daily Mail

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10 months

@IFLTV @TheNotoriousMMA Is he really arriving in style? Because it looks like he’s embarrassing himself to me. He used to have the support of most Irish people I would say, but now they’ve disowned him. The way he treats people is disrespectful, but he’s surrounded by yes people who won’t tell him

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4 months

@Jaack Mine was Kane was a 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, etc season wonder

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7 months

@OllieHolt22 Honestly have a day off Oliver. All the anti Arsenal rubbish is so tiring. Why are you praising the manager that actually got booked?

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6 months

@HarrySymeou He isn’t the first manager to celebrate like that this season… but he is the first to be booked They really do hate us don’t they

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2 months

@edcmpbl Bloody hell. There is a strong correlation between being obsessed with the flag and being really really really thick. And that’s putting it politely

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2 months

@I_amMukhtar That is incredibly grim

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1 year

@AfcBanks_ His chance was on loan in Ligue 1 last season

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7 months

@Rory_Talks_Ball STOP GIVING THIS BLOKE ATTENTION PLEASE

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26 days

@BrianGarrigan The flag isn’t the issue It’s the racists that hide behind it

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10 months

@TheNumbersMaso8 @SuhailChowdhary Yes and look at us now… we are a much better team

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11 months

@nocontextfm1 A bit like my Spanish 2nd division team with Sabizter, Ben Brereton Diaz, Phillip Billing, Zaniolo and Tyrone Mings. We won it all 🏆

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@InvertTheWing He takes a great photo tbf 👌

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@tvcritics Amazing how much time off work these protesters get...

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@misspaulalondon I love that you have such an inflated sense of self worth that you think you speak for the UK 😂

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7 months

@SkySportsPL Why is this man allowed on TV? Even Spurs fans hate him 😂

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@centrdevils @TheAthleticFC Ladies and gentlemen… your golden glove winner 😂

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7 months

@mancityhardcore The obsession is real. An awards ceremony is a strange thing for a grown man to care about

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8 months

@Uncle_Eboue He doesn’t go to the Emirates so you’ll struggle there

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@hak1pr I would support City over Liverpool And I think Liverpool are a brilliant club City winning means nothing. That’s why everyone wants them to. If they win you can easily explain why your own club hasn’t If a proper team like Liverpool or Arsenal win then you’ve no excuse

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@charles_watts I’m guessing because Arsenal haven’t announced him formally. I wouldn’t hold it against them

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10 months

@SkySportsPL Pep is such an embarrassing attention seeker. My manager would never do that

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8 months

@atjg__ They really did choose the thickest fanbase to welcome them in

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@DeadlineDayLive Antony Maguire Sancho There’s 3 for the price of 1, which is probably what United should have got

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@hartnett1977 Ok maaaaaate

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@StokeyyG2 Such a shame they won’t have Phil Neville to guide them. Could have been something special

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9 months

@TimxAFC @afcjxmes @westhamtransfer It’s funny that during the international break with no Arteta quotes to obsess about, our pre match song has become the new thing to try and criticise us for. It’s so weird

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Kris J

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1 year

@afcsphere Strange take. He can’t have watched many of our games last season!

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11 months

@_EnGee People will watch anything. Troopz managed to make a career of rubbish like this. Talksport has inspired these people

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@SquidgeRugby Well they did get a lot of help from the referee!

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4 months

@SkySportsPL @GNev2 It’s mental how we can’t celebrate a win What an amazing result in the title race, but don’t cheer because we don’t deserve to enjoy it

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Kris J

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7 months

@CraigHope_DM @MailSport He might want to start with his own players Bookings for dissent this season…

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Kris J

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6 months

@ArsenalAnoop It felt like it was waterlogged to stop us playing They played high long balls We play short passes It suited them. Even our longer passes along the ground seemed to get stuck

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@JohnnyDineen He’s a very good GAA player. But he’d not get close to Declan Rice in terms of soccer ability. He’d be lucky to get a run out for Dagenham and Redbridge. I’m pretty certain he wouldn’t actually

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8 months

@Sachk0 That’s a foul. Correct decision 👍

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3 months

@Tgarratt10 🎶 NORTH LONDON FOREVER 🎶 Has to be on the list

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9 months

@nonewthing He didn’t want to join City. Wasn’t there a quote about them being a “plastic” club?

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5 months

@Kloppholic Please describe what exactly you think he did here?

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9 months

@PLCPolice @OhSoSpurs They’ll never stop! - our song - our managers press conferences - where we were founded - buying shirts 😂😂😂

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Kris J

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@Glazgow @GaryLineker Exactly. They want to annoy us. Because trying to educate people in a normal way hasn’t worked. Every time I’m watching something and they come out I think “oh ffs”. But we are having this conversation now because of them

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@spencermorgan93 Your football takes are awful… your political takes may be even worse… it’s time for Labour to take the reigns and end this era of corruption

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Kris J

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7 months

@The_Forty_Four It’s the classic Kane penalty. He “wins” them. I think he did it vs Jose Sa last season. If that’s in the PL it’s given because it’s Kane. Easy to say because we won, but it was the right call.

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9 months

@Geordie12381426 @dwnews @nufctrust Ah yes the classic Newcastle fan response

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6 months

@VipArsenal I just don’t understand how Pep never makes it into these conversations when his behaviour is the worst of the lot!

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@NoContextBrits Why is it not on a fucking plate?

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@SCARFYYYY Yeah it’s crazy that the media are making out like it’s a heartwarming underdog story

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@FergusPower1 Amazing how many holiday days these “protesters” get…

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11 months

@That_Ged A man who’s body is made up of 90% red wine 🍷

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@DxBruyne17 Yours only took 116 charges to assemble And it’s nothing compared to Rice Partey Ødegaard Havertz ESR Easy! 🔴⚪️

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Kris J

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5 months

@adam_deadman All pundits talk rubbish. If it impacts your enjoyment of the game so much then maybe it’s not for you

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@SpursArmyTweets The team standing in Arsenal’s way is Man City, not Spurs We need Man City to massively underperform to win the title, which is very unlikely There is no choice for Spurs players on whether they win or lose. It’ll come down to how City play

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Kris J

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@Kingroronoa1 @nonewthing I think you’ll find Real Madrid have 14

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Kris J

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@Arsenalnewschan We had our highest scoring PL season with Jesus up front. Why are people so obsessed with us trying to sign a big CF? We need to improve our defensive depth… which has happened

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6 months

@PitchSideTweets Who actually enjoys watching these guys shout nonsense at each other just for clicks? Obviously Newcastle would love to buy ten players in Jan, but they can’t because of FFP

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@nocontextfm1 Eberechi Eze

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Kris J

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4 months

@charles_watts We are trying to compete at the highest level and fans want us to start randomly throwing in 17 years olds to keep them happy The likes of Mainoo and Bradley got their chance because of injuries. It took Trent, Robertson and Tsimikas ALL to get injured to get Bradley on the

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Kris J

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9 months

@ZArsenalFC Are you expecting him to be thrown in vs United? Don’t embarrass yourself

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4 months

@Carra23 @PLCPolice Just accept the prize and get straight into a taxi home, ready for the next show 👍

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Kris J

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11 months

@tapintobs One bad performance in September and the Norwich scarves will be out again too 😂

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Kris J

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9 months

@Allen_JC2 Such a small club mindset to celebrate a draw. We were and are comfortably the better team. We had to make a couple of mistakes for them to get that draw!

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Kris J

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@dwnews @nufctrust thoughts?

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11 months

@ChampionsLeague They both have a lot more ability than they showed at Chelsea last season. Based on his performances for Leverkusen you’d have to say Havertz has the higher ceiling 🔴⚪️

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@PunchDrunkAFC He’s definitely not a super fan. He continuously criticises the club to get himself attention. He doesn’t care about Arsenal at all

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@grumpy_spursfan @thfcsxn So you’re telling me Spurs haven’t even managed to go top for any significant amount of time? Must be very dull over at the lane 😉

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@afclenestra I thought he looked really bright when he came on. Should have scored when Jesus was pulled back but had another really good shot which was saved. The fans were all singing his name too

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Kris J

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@Ayormeday @hak1pr Yes a team without 115 charges against them for breaking financial fair play rules

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@DxBruyne17 1 1 6 C H A R G E S

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@westhamtransfer Get over it

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@Trill1Ace Funny how they cut the clips exactly when the receiver is about to lose the ball 🤣

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@HarryHamishGray What exactly is the issue here? It’s a dog on a narrow path. You’re always going to have to slow down for them. You should be cycling on the road not a footpath too. The fact you cycle with a camera shows you’re desperate for any sort of content to upload online for attention

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@owenthfc__ His story is fairly inspiring too. You can’t begrudge him for taking the joke well and getting on board with it

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@OnlyTams_ Don’t be fooled into thinking that Twitter is a fair representation of Londoners. I and most people I know voted for Khan. I’ve not heard anyone outside of Twitter ever say they hated him Go outside and chat to actual Londoners

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@MrDtAFC Lol no way. We just gave him a new contract. It’s a back up and having Raya would be amazing back up

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@TPointUK Yeah that’s definitely not what’s happening in the video

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@Troll_Fotballl Can only be Manchester “we are in the title race” United.

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@PatWilliams1944 London’s issues are down to lack of funding from the Conservatives, not anything Sadiq Khan has done.

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Kris J

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@SkySportsNews If you’d have said a year ago we could sign Declan Rice people would have laughed at you. Shows how far we’ve come. What a signing ❤️🤍

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@CDN_Orangeman @ByDonkeys Name one thing…

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Kris J

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@United_Empire7 @ManUtd @premierleague Fun fact: no team has had more PGMOL apologies for opponents than MAN UTD If you think they are wronged by referees then you aren’t watching the games

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@markgoldbridge I find it so strange that you can’t say one player is good these days without immediately comparing them to another (usually Saka or Saliba it seems) Can’t both be brilliant and everyone just appreciate it? Gareth HAS to have both in his starting team this summer

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@Switch1775 @FreddieBailey96 The only people who think inclusivity is political are the people who are against inclusivity

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