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@Tgarratt10

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@Tgarratt10
Tom Garratt
3 years
Neymar may just be the most disrespected footballer of my lifetime
@talkSPORT
talkSPORT
3 years
Right now, who would you rather have in your team’s starting XI? 🤔 🔁 Neymar ❤️ Jack Grealish
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Tom Garratt
5 months
It’s much quicker and easier to just tweet you’re a lonely virgin bud
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Tom Garratt
5 months
Genuine question: Am I just being nostalgic or do we just not see this anymore? As in genuine flair/tricks with an outcome/end product, I really do feel football has become very robotic in recent years...or am I just getting old
@ChampionsLeague
UEFA Champions League
5 months
🇧🇷 Ronaldinho Gaúcho Football heaven. #UCL
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Tom Garratt
20 days
Absolutely embarrassing from Madueke and Jackson. Palmer is the penalty taker, simple as you pair of fucking kids.
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Tom Garratt
1 year
Always good to hear from the locals!
@SkySportsNews
Sky Sports News
1 year
"Once in a lifetime experience." 🤩 Liverpool fans give their reaction to a memorable 7-0 win over rivals Man United 🔴
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Tom Garratt
2 years
Kick off delayed cause paddy Murphy can’t get thru the turnstiles
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Tom Garratt
18 days
Can’t believe Arsenal ain’t played Saka tonight. Why would you leave your world class players out of such a big game?
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Tom Garratt
2 years
And your tits ain’t 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
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Tom Garratt
1 year
You're the one literally recording him and monitoring his every move...but he's the weirdo 🤣
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Tom Garratt
6 months
🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤣🤣 ffs
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Tom Garratt
2 years
Bird has just taken -£17,000 on the chase someone hold me back
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Tom Garratt
10 months
Some fucking suit that is btw
@Wimbledon
Wimbledon
10 months
Football icon David Beckham soaking in the Centre Court action #Wimbledon
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Tom Garratt
1 year
Might help to have sex first lads
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Tom Garratt
2 years
Said it before and I’ll say it again Neymar is the most disrespected player of my lifetime
@ModernWrighty
zäc🧛🏿‍♂️
2 years
coughing blood, I ain’t ever touching this game again
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Tom Garratt
1 year
Friendly fire
Gentle reminder that our starboy didn't cost £100m 😁
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Tom Garratt
6 months
Worried for a sec there. A nice clean day on Twitter today please folks 🙌🏻
@TheFigen_
Figen
6 months
Innocence! 💓 After her mother wondered where her daughter was and started looking for her, she found her in this state.
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Tom Garratt
7 months
32 is no age for a player that talented to retire. But then you remember he was already world class at 19 getting kicked all over the park every week. Similar happened with Rooney, these freakish talents often peak & decline way sooner than the average.
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Tom Garratt
15 days
Schrute farms. A man of culture. Get him on the plane now ✈️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
@MUFCScoop
MUFC Scoop
16 days
Kobbie Mainoo on Instagram #MUFC
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Tom Garratt
1 year
Watching this back now truly shows you how much of a psychopath this man is 🤣🤣
@SkySportsPL
Sky Sports Premier League
3 years
An emotional Pep Guardiola was reduced to tears when asked about Sergio Aguero, who will leave Manchester City this summer...
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Tom Garratt
2 months
Love them or hate them Old Trafford is some place when it’s like that
@ThomasClay3
Tom
2 months
Goosebumps watching this back Being in the middle of that was insane
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Tom Garratt
9 months
His Netflix doc after he retires is gonna be special
@iskaholic
AboVardy
9 months
Lionel Messi - Ballon d'Or 8
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Tom Garratt
2 months
Don’t sign autographs but definitely do avoid giving the right decision as a VAR to protect ya mate 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
@FootbalIhub
Football Hub
2 months
🚨 Mike Dean rips into Premier League referee Sunny Singh Gill on his debut for signing autographs at half-time: 🗣️“Maybe when you’re warming up before the game but not at halftime when you’ve got a game to do. It’s just 𝗯𝗮𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗼𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿.”
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Tom Garratt
10 months
Does this not get tiring? Are people really this unaware of simple maths?
@SkySportsNews
Sky Sports News
10 months
The Australian Women's team have called out FIFA for offering a quarter of the prize money at the Women's World Cup as last year's men's tournament 👇
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Tom Garratt
1 year
Disgusting. What channel is this on and what time so I can avoid it at all costs?
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Tom Garratt
5 months
He played advantage, saw the ball go thru and still blew for a foul…that is genuinely mental
@Priceless_MCI
⚡️🇧🇼
5 months
Simon Hooper showed advantage for City, then Grealish had a clear 1v1... and then he called a foul
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Tom Garratt
3 years
I promise you if ANY other player had a year like this everyone would unanimously saying the balon d'or was theirs. Messi's own greatness goes against him cause people just expect it. Those numbers and achievements are not normal.
@TheEuropeanLad
𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎
3 years
Leo Messi, 2021: 👕 49 games ⚽️ 40 goals 🅰️ 14 assists 🏅 27x MOTM 🥇 La Liga topscorer 🥇 Copa América topscorer 🥇 Copa América most assists 🥇 Copa América Player of the Tournament 🏆 Copa América winner 🏆 Copa del Rey winner 🇦🇷 South America all time topscorer record
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Tom Garratt
1 year
Majority do, but in silence.
@HKSaratov
Harry 🇵🇸
1 year
Never understood why more players don't do extra shooting practice like Mudryk is here. It's a well-known anecdote that Frank Lampard did it consistently and he's the highest scoring midfielder in Premier League history... "TALENT AIN'T ENOUGH"
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Tom Garratt
1 year
The US office is better than the UK office
@ladbible
LADbible
1 year
What’s a UK opinion that will have you like this?
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Tom Garratt
4 months
That volley from the Beckham corner is fucking outrageous
@stopthatfooty
Stop That Football
4 months
Stop that Roberto Carlos.
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Tom Garratt
2 months
Endo was 39 miles away from VVD. If you think that should be ruled out good luck to ya but I don’t think footie should be like this. Complete bollocks.
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Tom Garratt
3 months
Shagging Louie Spence was not on my 2024 bingo card but here we are
@calumgoddard
Proddy C
3 months
Superb to see Louie Spence show support towards @Tgarratt10 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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Tom Garratt
4 months
Wait til you find out who booted the 'invincibles' out of the very same competition
@Re_birth499
Big GUN
4 months
Chelsea getting Knocked out of the Caraboa cup by 4th division Middlesbrough.. Tears mehn 😭😭
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Tom Garratt
5 months
Can we all calm down please this is after about 40 attempts where he made us look like little boys 🤣🤣🤣
@ibzsmo3k
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5 months
Colwill getting skinned by tom garratt … this guy is so bad😭😭😭😭😭
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Tom Garratt
1 year
What the fuck is going on
@sportbible
SPORTbible
1 year
Ruben Neves talking about why Lemina got a second yellow card is pretty damning 😬
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Tom Garratt
16 days
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lfc_arrow
Will
16 days
Scooby Doo telling Shaggy there's a Ghost behind him
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Tom Garratt
4 months
So iconic this. Next day at school everyone was trying this.
@FinishedPlayers
Former Footballers
4 months
This goal by Ronaldinho vs Chelsea was simply outrageous 🤯
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Tom Garratt
1 month
If this bothers you, get a fucking life.
@nikefootball
Nike Football
2 months
A playful update to the 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 of St. George appears on the collar to unite and inspire.
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Tom Garratt
10 months
£1m please. Wouldn't even get a sniff of the £10m, easiest choice ever.
@JDFootball
JD Football
10 months
💵👀 Would you rather: Be given £1M up front or a chance at £10M if you score a goal in a Premier League game?
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Tom Garratt
3 months
This tournament is fucking quality
@Carefree_Jam
Jam
3 months
Why did Ofori touch it? Mozambique scored in the 95th from this corner to knock Ghana out of the AFCON 😂😂😂😂😂
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Tom Garratt
5 months
Disgusting. Any chance of the address and future events so I can complain properly?
@dom_lucre
Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives
5 months
🔥🚨DEVELOPING: This footage of women participating in a topless lunch has caused a lot of confusion online. The women reportedly ‘practiced how to eat their desert slowly and sensually.’ This practice represents the growing trend of ‘body positivity.’
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Tom Garratt
10 months
Half a pint
@theduskykitchen
abi balingit 🌸 MAYUMU OUT NOW! 🌸
10 months
now why is the lechon’s badonkadonk BOUNCING
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Tom Garratt
3 months
That’s fucking filth this kid is a joke of a player 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Tom Garratt
7 months
Guehi btw…
@eurofootcom
EuroFoot
7 months
💨 Harry Kane's goal vs Italy! 💥🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Tom Garratt
3 years
Imagine wanting Rashford starting over Grealish 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😩😩😩
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Tom Garratt
1 year
176 likes bro is shutting the internet down! 🔥🔥🔥
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Tom Garratt
8 months
Fair fucking play. Why can’t all players & managers just be honest like this?
@Football__Tweet
Football Tweet ⚽
8 months
🎙️ Erling Haaland on Nathan Aké’s goal: "I think it was offside, I feel bad for them [Fulham], I would be so angry if I were them."
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Tom Garratt
11 months
Bad, bad news if this happens. Like really bad.
@TheGallowgateR
The Gallowgate Report ⚫️⚪️
11 months
🚨 | 🇵🇹 | Newcastle United have discussed internally the possibility of sensationally signing Ruben Neves on loan from Al Hilal. #NUFC [ @footyinsider247 ]
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Tom Garratt
1 year
England are out but it could be worse
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Tom Garratt
1 year
Fuck is he doing
@eurofootcom
EuroFoot
1 year
🇳🇴👏 An example of peak sportsmanship & professionalism in the Norweigan Premier League by Brann striker, Bård Finne.
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Tom Garratt
21 days
Liverpool out of both competitions in the space of a week? Some farewell tour that 🙌🏻
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Tom Garratt
1 year
There is absolutely nothing disrespectful about walking over a badge in the carpet ffs
@ChampionsLeague
UEFA Champions League
1 year
Respect 👊 #UCL
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Tom Garratt
8 months
Southgate really needs replacing. I’ve finally come round to it. That quote about Foden is a disgrace 🤣
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Tom Garratt
3 years
21 point deduction for Derby I’m hearing…..what was the ‘big 6’ punishment for the super league again?????? Pathetic
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Tom Garratt
27 days
Ffs 🤣
@Sheaaro
Scott Shearsmith Tips
27 days
🚨 LUKE SHAW BACK IN TRAINING 🚨
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Tom Garratt
8 months
Don Robbie 👏 Ty unfortunately is very representative of the modern fan, especially online
@cultureforce1
Culture Force
8 months
My respect for Robbie after this 🚀📈 Ty has needed humbling for sometime
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Tom Garratt
1 month
Muslims are built different man. How the fuck can you play pro sport whilst fasting. Blows my little mind each year 👏🏻
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Tom Garratt
7 months
You’ve been hard done by. Just like every other team has and does. Get fucking over it, are they seriously expecting this game to be replayed? Or be given the point? Let it go.
@LFC
Liverpool FC
7 months
Liverpool Football Club acknowledges PGMOL’s admission of their failures last night. It is clear that the correct application of the laws of the game did not occur, resulting in sporting integrity being undermined.
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Tom Garratt
1 year
Never drank so much in my life. Quarantine radio with Tory Lanez. Weather was unreal. Slyly miss it I can't lie.
@OfficialVizeh
𝙇𝙞𝙖𝙢🇧🇪
1 year
What do you remember from the first Covid lockdown?
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Tom Garratt
2 years
Don’t blame Vieira at all why do fans think they can do shit like that?🤦🏻‍♂️
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Tom Garratt
6 months
Can see both their points. But I’m sorry, he’s been there 18 months and they have 0 identity. People like Ange, De Zerbi & Emery are massive killers to a lot of the Ten Hag excuses. How can they implement a style so quickly with far less resources but ETH can’t?
@SkySportsPL
Sky Sports Premier League
6 months
"Why do I have to listen to you, but you won't listen to me!" 😠 A passionate rant from @GNev2 on Manchester United 🔴
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Tom Garratt
1 month
Ask yourself then champ cause you can’t either
@TheImageGod
ImageGod
1 month
140KG BENT OVER ROWS….NO DIDDY 150KG BENT OVER ROWS….NO DIDDY AS A MAN WHY CANT YOU DO 140KG BENT OVER ROWS??
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Tom Garratt
6 months
That horse video is fucking barmy even for Twitter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Tom Garratt
18 days
Ya gunners Ya
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Tom Garratt
7 months
15. Fucking heartbreaking.
@SkyNews
Sky News
7 months
A 15-year-old girl who was stabbed to death was attacked outside a bus while on her way to school. Sky's @rachaelvenables reports live from Croydon and has more on the story. 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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Tom Garratt
3 months
Mainoo & Barkley in the England squad please. They’re both really good at footy and we aren’t blessed with a lot of good central midfielders. Time to move on from Hendo & Phillips please Gareth.
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Tom Garratt
1 year
Amazing to see someone who’s only been to 1 ground in the prem rank the atmospheres 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MrPaddyMurphy
Paddy
1 year
The Top 5 Atmospheres In The Premier League
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Tom Garratt
1 year
A Newcastle player celebrates a big away win for the team who employs him. Crazy. I hope the FA are gonna do summot about this!
@Lea_EFC
Lea
1 year
Imagine being that happy about hammering the nails into your boyhood clubs relegation coffin. Gordon is dead to me.
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Tom Garratt
2 months
Never understand argument this argument I could say the exact same for every player mentioned here, just pick out their best attribute and say ‘imagine if they didn’t have that’ well they do lol?
@markgoldbridge
Mark Goldbridge
2 months
Kyle Walker best ever Prem right back 🤣...take his pace away and he's playing for Rotherham. Neville, Ivanovic, Trent, streets ahead. Would even thrown in Lee Dixon
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Tom Garratt
4 months
This Kobbie Mainoo is a fucking right player ain’t he. Can’t believe how young he is. Strolls around like a seasoned pro.
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Tom Garratt
1 year
🙌🏻
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Tom Garratt
3 years
Take his price tag away and everyone would rate him 👍🏻 he’s a top 5 PL centre half
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Tom Garratt
1 year
It’s March? Am I missing summot? How’s there awards already?
@SkySportsNews
Sky Sports News
1 year
Arsenal captain Martin Ødegaard wins Premier League player of the year at the London Football Awards.
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Tom Garratt
7 months
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Tom Garratt
10 months
Mental, what’s he gonna do next?!
@A_GymGuy
Juice Guy
10 months
Robbo cracks me up “too soon James” 😭
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Tom Garratt
10 days
A man who’s won the lot at the highest level saying it how it is. Get fucking on with it and stop winging. Elite sport isn’t meant to be easy.
@SkySportsPL
Sky Sports Premier League
11 days
"That Liverpool team should be wanting to be on the pitch tomorrow" 🗣 Wayne Rooney says Liverpool need to get on with it 👀
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Tom Garratt
3 months
How’s my form?
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Tom Garratt
2 months
Mental this is
@AwayDays_
Football Away Days
2 months
Arsenal & Porto fans showing respect to each other by swapping shirts at the end of the game…👏 What are your opinions on this?
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Tom Garratt
1 year
Fuck was he meant to do 🤣🤣🤣
@BornAKang
Lance🇱🇨
1 year
He wrong as hell for that lol
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Tom Garratt
7 months
Wait, so all you Liverpool fans have been abusing me saying “nobody is asking for a replay you thick prick” “where has anybody mentioned a replay we just want fairness” Only for your almighty leader to come out on his knees begging for one 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Tom Garratt
3 years
We’ve just had one of the best summer of our lives cheering on a set of lads who we’re proud of having some of the most enjoyable days/nights ever…..meanwhile you boring twats have spent your summer PRAYING we lost. Dear lord, what a sad little life! 🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
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Tom Garratt
3 months
Mainoo btw. Some player. Ball sticks to him.
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Tom Garratt
8 months
Wtf do you mean what would I do?
@alifarhat79
Not Jerome Powell
8 months
What would you do in this situation?
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Tom Garratt
9 months
Genuinely someone explain to me how that’s not a pen?
@SkySportsPL
Sky Sports Premier League
9 months
Should Wolves have had a penalty? 😬
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Tom Garratt
7 months
Most complete midfielder the prem has seen, simple.
@Football__Tweet
Football Tweet ⚽
7 months
Yaya Touré was so good, when he stepped up the intensity, he was unplayable. 🇨🇮🥶
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Tom Garratt
2 months
Another worldly. Start him in the summer man.
Kobbie Mainoo vs Liverpool 18 years old.
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Tom Garratt
4 months
Bitch FC
@MailSport
Mail Sport
4 months
EXCLUSIVE 🚨 Arsenal complained to PGMOL over the rough treatment of Bukayo Saka by opponents with their star man the third-most fouled player in the Premier League in 2023 ✍️ @IsaanKhan_
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Tom Garratt
3 months
Fodens been the best player in the league this season.
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Tom Garratt
6 months
Get in
@theposhwomen
The Posh Women
6 months
GOOOAAAAALLL KIRK! 🟦 3-1 🟨 | #pufc
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Tom Garratt
20 days
Absolutely 0 sympathy. Pathetic.
@FootySuperTips
Free Super Tips
20 days
No words. You'd feel sick as a parrot.
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@Tgarratt10
Tom Garratt
8 months
Could you not just wait for him to turn instead of undertaking like a knobhead? The constant desire of people online to be a victim is staggering
@Thenorthernlad7
Jonathan Jo 🚴🏼 ☕️ 🇫🇷 🍷
8 months
Who’s at fault here folks? @MikeyCycling
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Tom Garratt
10 months
People really are just miserable aren’t they? Even if he did this all for publicity or because he’s an egotistical monster (he didn’t btw)…so what? £5k has gone towards a great cause Would you rather him just not have donated? Get a hobby man people like this are so bored 🤣
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Tom Garratt
9 months
Chelsea have lil bro’d Liverpool so heavy it’s actually half rude
@David_Ornstein
David Ornstein
9 months
🚨 Romeo Lavia has chosen to join Chelsea from Southampton. Liverpool were pursuing but are aware of decision. #CFC & #SaintsFC have good relations, so no issues expected on deal or personal terms. Fee likely to be around £50m + add-ons @TheAthleticFC #LFC
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Tom Garratt
2 months
No team cries on the TL like Liverpool fans and nobody can deny that 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Tom Garratt
11 months
This handball rule needs looking at. What on earth is Grealish meant to do? Jump with his arms down? He’s half a yard away ffs 🤣
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Tom Garratt
8 months
Dortmund from the sofa*
@LewisBowden_
Lewis Bowden
8 months
Dortmund away 💉💉💉
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Tom Garratt
3 years
If you don’t think that was a penalty on Sterling then there is a 99.99% chance you couldn’t even get into your school team 👍🏻
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Tom Garratt
1 year
On a budget fuck me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@UtdEIIis
天蝎座
1 year
Ten Hag’s done a madness on a budget imagine what he does with the backing of a state.
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Tom Garratt
13 days
Foden Palmer Saka
@TheClubLiveTw
The Club
13 days
Phil Foden. Bukayo Saka. Cole Palmer. Rank them in order 👀 1️⃣ 2️⃣ 3️⃣
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Tom Garratt
1 year
5.45am hahahahahahahaha
@NickDixonITV
Nick Dixon
1 year
They’ve been ready for kick off since 0545 here at the Kings Arms in Essex ⚽️ #WorldCup #WorldcupQatar2022
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Tom Garratt
10 months
He was. Comfortably as well.
@UtdEIIis
天蝎座
10 months
No one can look me in the eye and tell me that Yaya Toure was a better midfielder than Pogba.
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