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@Jaack
Jaack
1 year
So sad that the Round Sheep tour is over, but incredibly overwhelmed by the 25,000+ of you that came out to see our silly little show. It’s honestly been some the greatest nights of my life and I’ll never forget it. Staying behind after each show to meet and take pictures with…
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@Jaack
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2 years
One of the most amazing adverts I’ve ever seen.
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@Jaack
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3 years
So… Villa fans… let’s be honest now… dives a bit doesn’t he? 👀
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Must have forgot about that one
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@Jaack
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2 years
What a fucking mental day of Premier League football! Which game did you guys choose to watch?! I pay for BT, Sky & Amazon Prime and live in England so I had the choice of exactly zero games! 😍
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The Americans can pump millions into their half time show, but they’ll never match our half time shows when Roy Keane’s in the studio and De Gae’s let in a howler.
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@Jaack
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3 years
Saka. You’re a hero lad. It happens. We go again. 🤍❤️
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@Jaack
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1 year
Scientists at Harvard University have drawn images showing what Gollum from Lord of The Rings would look like had he been human.
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@Jaack
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3 years
Didn’t expect to heart this during a Ronaldo debate @tommyinnit
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@Jaack
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1 year
Greta replies to Andrew Tate telling him he has small dick energy. Her tweets get thousands more likes than his. Andrew Tate makes a full video explaining the only reason it got more likes is because of “bots”. The most ‘small dick energy’ reaction possible. Perfection.
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3 years
Fair play to fans of Arsenal, Chelsea, Man City, Man U, Liverpool & Spurs by the way. You could have been excited by the prospect of being involved in a “Super League” - but you weren’t, and you stood up for football today. Fuck your owners, but respect to you lot. 💛
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@Jaack
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3 years
How it started How it’s going
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@Jaack
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2 years
I’ve seen a lot of jokes being tweeted ALREADY and I think it’s highly insensitive. So many will be distraught by this loss, and even though it might not effect you personally, please do consider the feelings of those poor Brighton fans who have lost a top class gaffer. 💛
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Sean Lock will forever be one of the greatest comedians the UK has ever produced. A painfully funny comic and a beautifully brilliant man. Share your favourite Sean Lock moments today on Twitter. Thanks for all the laughs Sean, you are truly wonderful 💛
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@Jaack
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2 years
We hired 100 Boris Johnson’s and threw a party outside Downing Street… Main channel is BACK early next week.
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3 years
Mad props to Kasper Schmeichel. He has been witness to some truly horrific things in his career, and continues to show his true leadership in the darkest hours. What a hero that bloke seems to be. 💛
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3 years
Saka, Rashford & Sancho. The fucking bravery of you three stepping up and taking one. I can’t even comprehend. Because if I miss… I get banter for missing. You miss, and to all the brain dead fucking Neanderthals… it’s so much more. You’re heroes, the entire team are heroes.
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@Jaack
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Wow. Norwich City FC have created one of the most powerful adverts around mental health I think I’ve ever seen. Watch this until the end. Hits like a tonne of bricks. Talk to someone.
@NorwichCityFC
Norwich City FC
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𝗔𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀, 𝗶𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗲 𝗼𝗯𝘃𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗽𝗲, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝘁. Check in on those around you. #WorldMentalHealthDay | #YouAreNotAlone | @samaritans
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1 month
What a bizarre post. We spoke to Russ 2 years ago on our podcast when Africa was just a dream, so when Russ kicked off his run, we planned to chat to him after he crossed the line, as it felt full circle. Russ invited us out and were incredibly proud of him and his story.
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joe (david moyes superfan)
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Not even a day ffs
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@Jaack
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3 years
I'm a man of my word... and so is Jesse. Well played @JesseLingard 😂 (We both have vids dropping tomorrow night on our YouTube channels - see you then!🎥) #Jlingz
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@Jaack
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Never in my life have I been prouder to be English than when I heard a pub full of people erupt into cheers after seeing a 10 year old German girl crying in the crowd.
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@Jaack
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@Arsenal Fucking laughable considering your league position. But to be fair, your home point against relegation Fulham today does cement your place as SUPER! MIGHTY GUNNERS!
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Just got to Wembley for the Community Shield and there’s a bunch of Man City fans singing “Champions of England, you’ll never sing that”………. to Leicester fans???
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@Jaack
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3 years
Finally upgraded the little Yaris. 5 years ago I was skint, in my overdraft and had 30k subscribers. I couldn’t have done any of this if you legends didn’t watch the shit I bombard you with on the regular. So grateful for everything. 💛
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@Jaack
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3 years
The first player in history to be announced 8 fucking times
@ManUtd
Manchester United
3 years
𝙉𝙤𝙬 it's official. Ladies and gentlemen: introducing @RaphaelVarane ! 🔴👋 #MUFC
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@Jaack
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3 years
Are Liverpool the worst Champions the Premier League has seen? Genuine question...
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Bruno Fernandes is one of the cringiest footballers on the planet
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Like if Ally McCoist is the best commentator in the game.
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@Jaack
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7 months
VAR control room VAR guy 1: that’s definitely a second yellow VAR guy 2: shall we tell the on field ref? VAR guy 1: can’t mate… it’s a yellow, we can do reds, but not yellows VAR guy 2: why is that a rule? VAR guy 1: dunno VAR guy 2: who made that rule? VAR guy 1: us
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1 year
Matt Hancock through to the I'm A Celebrity final, Brexit, and Mrs Brown's Boys constantly winning 'Best Comedy' at the National Television Awards are the top 3 examples why the British public should not be trusted with a vote.
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3 years
Quick corner taken by JaackMaate.... 90th MINUTE WINNNNNNERRRRRR!!!!!
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@Jaack
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A message to every single person I’ve met at Reading Festival this weekend. 💛
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@Jaack
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Take me back to 2016 YouTube when Casey Neistat was penny boarding through NYC high-fiving his postman every morning and flying drones and shit. That was the best YouTube.
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@Jaack
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2 years
YouTubers, give up, the game’s over. Niko has won. He’s completed it.
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2 months
Sorry Liverpool fans, but genuinely… you’re the only ones who think Jurgen Klopp is likeable. Incredible manager? Yes. Likeable? Not at all.
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@Jaack
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1 year
“Both Netherlands and USA look somewhat impressive but I can’t imagine we’ll be seeing them both progress today”. - Michael Owen
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3 years
Life will never be this good ever again
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Congrats to Zoella & Alfie on announcing that they are having a baby girl. I know we haven’t always seen eye to eye, but genuinely happy for them. (Whatever you do though Alf, do not call her Tori)
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Jake Paul thinks he started YouTube boxing... despite his first fight being an undercard slot for the KSI v Logan...
@jakepaul
Jake Paul
3 years
I create the first content house Then there’s 500 content houses I start boxing Now every influencer is a boxer What’s next? Y’all gon get raided by the FBI on purpose?
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3 years
RT if you’ve heard a kid say they want to be salt bae LIKE if you’ve never heard a kid say they want to be salt bae
@thetimes
The Times and The Sunday Times
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"Now everybody wants to be a butcher because of me. Now, if you ask a kid, they want to be Salt Bae. They see me as an idol. I’m an inspiration to a lot of people in a very short period of time.”
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It’s Coming Home is levels above any other football song ever. Nothing will ever come close. You listen to it once and you’re utterly convinced we’re winning every tournament forever.
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@Jaack
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Today was tough, but also well beautiful. I went to my Grandad’s Mum & Dad’s grave. My Grandad has put £25 worth of flowers on this grave every Sunday for 55 years straight & kept it pristine. He said “they gave me life, I’ll never stop saying thanks until I’m gone” 💛 Gramps
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Mugged off by a 16 year old Minecrafter ffs
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1 more goal and I’m getting JLingz inked forever... @JesseLingard you fancy doing the tattoo yourself? 😅
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still fucking funny
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@Jaack
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The world’s greatest comedy in only 2 images
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@Jaack
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what the fuck
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Scotland fans, since Friday, how many times have you polished your “0-0 against England trophy”?
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“Zoella welcomes newborn baby Ottillie into the world, weighting 8pounds” Jaackmaate: do not say 42 pounds less than the calendar, do not say 42 pounds less than the calendar, do not say 42 pounds less than the calendar, do not say…
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@Jaack
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3 years
Well that’s that then.
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@Jaack
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2 years
Don’t know why but I find it so funny when an adult tells you that they support Manchester United. Just feels like something you do when you’re 9. Like wearing Spider-Man pyjamas. “I support Man U” ok lil buddy!
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@Jaack
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Can you imagine how much of a fat, lazy, virgin cunt you have to be to do shit like this?
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Lakota Man
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Local villagers said he was a 2 year old elephant. In his death he folded his legs as if he were still a baby. #BanTrophyHuntingNow
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Ever since you went to prison, it seems you’re really worried about people thinking you’re gay… Something happened didn’t it Andy?
@Cobratate
Andrew Tate
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Sex is for making children. Any man who has sex with women because it "feels good" is gay. Oh my pee pee feels good this is great! In fact if you are 40 with less than 5 children you're probably gay. All that feel-good pee pee sex and hardly any genetic legacy?
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Christmas Day at my Nan’s - talking about Michael Jackson. Grandad: “he was a peadophile which I don’t agree with but I did enjoy the moonwalk”
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@Jaack
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3 years
like if you think he’s a big nonce who needs to be locked up instead
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@Jaack
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and some girls name their kids after a non-stick grill
@luc3wilk0
luce
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Some boys are nearly 30 with receding hair lines thinking the pub is the answer to life’s problems
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10 months
Oh fuck OFF Timehop
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Good! I watched The Simpsons growing up every day, and because of the influence it’s had on my life I’ve always assumed it was 100% ok to throttle kids. Now they’ve removed these scenes, I’ve suddenly realised choking kids to near death is wrong and won’t be doing it in the…
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Everything Out Of Context
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Tissue generation
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This man has never, ever played an instrument to the highest level. This man has never ever played in a band. What gives him the right to comment on a musical festival line-up? They will literally let anybody comment on things these days.
@Joey7Barton
👑 Joey Barton 👑
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Great lineup that…
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That’s the best feeling of my whole life. Tickets may have cost £4K - but they’re worth every penny
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@Jaack
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3 years
Reading my Instagram DM’s after last night’s result vs Germany 💛
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@Jaack
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Look at this Tory twat pretending he knows MOTD. ⚽️ MOTD literally always shows every goal. 🤫 Linekar, Shearer & Wright certainly are experts. 🍺 Nobody has ever gone to the pub for 1 pint just before last orders. Also, who calls MOTD “episodes”. What a gr8 ep last night!
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Weird that they can cut away from streakers but not from a truly heartbreaking moment such as that. Someone has made a choice to continue broadcasting those moments. It’s fucking horrible.
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3 years
Fury beats AJ every single second of every single day.
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3 years
Football matches are just 90 minutes of scrolling through social media, occasionally looking up at the screen when the commentator gets excited
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3 years
Watford would have won 6-2 away at Everton instead of 5-2 if it wasn’t for Ben Foster’s bloody video blogs!!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
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3 years
Don’t tempt me
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2 years
Guess we finally have a concrete clear winner for the Messi Ronaldo debate now. Forever in history. Sorted. Done. Dusted. 👀
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7 months
I don’t care what anyone says. That was a CLEAR and OBVIOUS robbery. I was worried on the lead up and during the fight that this would be the case… but now I can confirm it’s an utter robbery £25 for that PPV. #KSIvsTommy
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@Jaack
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3 years
Today is the day. The 2002 Toyota Yaris is going. We had some fun times, we had some illegal 33mph in a 30mph zone times, but every time was a good time. Pick up the new car tomorrow. 😍
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@Jaack
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Witnessing Russ Cook cross the finish line here in Africa is the single most inspirational thing I think I’ve ever seen… what an absolute machine. Truly is the ⁦ @hardestgeezer
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May 2021... The 12th and final team withdraws from the ESL. *YouTube notification pops up from Niko Omilana* HOW I TRICKED THE WORLD INTO THINKING FOOTBALL WAS DEAD.
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@Jaack
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3 years
Ronaldo just broke the Euro goal scoring record whereas Messi hasn’t even scored ONE! Debate over. 👀🤣
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@Jaack
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3 years
I’d just like to take this moment to announce that myself, Bradley Cooper, Brad Pitt, David Beckham, Channing Tatum & Zac Efron have teamed up to create the Super Men. Just the sexiest men in the world, and nobody else. (I’m Spurs)
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3 years
A year since Piers Morgan couldn’t handle the bants. Proper snowflake, that one.
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When I was 19 I worked at Bella Italia, and spilt cream on a posh bloke’s jacket, he called me a “silly twat” and I went home and cried.
@EllieJaneTaylor
Ellie Taylor
3 years
This lad is 19 and carried the hope of a nation on his shoulders. When I was 19 I worked in Boots and giggled when I had to restock the Anusol. What an impressive young man ♥️ #Saka
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Does tattoo laser removal hurt?
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2 years
I love YouTube
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Imagine AJ in there against Fury… wouldn’t make it through the fucking ring walk. Usyk beating AJ saved his fucking life 😂
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Can’t fucking believe it. Was stood next to Fiona in Aldi, bored, so I picked up a 6 pack of sausages and kept saying “SAUSAGES” like that dog. Remember that dog that could say sausages? Was doing it for 12 seconds because looking to notice it was a random woman and not Fiona.
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Ramsdale after making a routine save from a Jonjo Shelvey scuffed shot
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Fully grown blokes with actual families and jobs putting on football shirts with their fave football player’s name on the back to go and boo them for kneeling
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Yesterday morning I was in a Wetherspoons in London and noticed a man (who I’m pretty sure was homeless) using a battered Costa cup to get free coffee refills from the coffee machine. 20 minutes passed and then I watched, gob-smacked, after a man in a suit noticed what the…
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Kim Kardashian fucking about hiring private jets for her kid, but thank the PLANET she smashes a veggie burger x Kim Thunberg over here xxx
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I got to interview Gazza and it still hasn’t sunk in. 💛🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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I’m not a fan of the monarchy in the slightest, but this photo humanises the Queen and Prince Phillip more than any media coverage ever has. The Queen was 21 when they married. Companions for 73 years. RIP Phillip.
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Just been caught live on Sky, at the darts.
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Remember when I lost my wallet the other day in Birmingham and I said it couldn’t get any worse? It’s currently pissing down... and I’ve just smashed my car... can it get any worse? Yep. I’m in Stoke.
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I love that other nation’s think it’s “arrogant” that England fans sing “it’s coming home”. We don’t all genuinely believe we’re winning the tournament. We belt Mr Brightside out in clubs every weekend but doesn’t mean we’ve genuinely been coming out of a cage.
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This is a dream come true. Genuinely. I can't quite believe it. ⚒️
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This is my best ever joke
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PERFECT appointment. Alex Scott has consistently been one of the best pundits on TV for years now. This makes nothing but sense. 👏🏻
@MirrorFootball
Mirror Football
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Alex Scott to replace Dan Walker and become first female host of BBC Football Focus
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The most underrated drink going imo
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honestly 2021's goat
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