@justinboldaji
Neil responding to the release of a new sci fi movie: how preposterous. A craft of that size could never reach lightspeed without blowing itself apart
Neil responding to sa allegations: *sweating profusely* i was merely trying to harmonize with another human beings chakras
@lmNOTcatholic
It's very funny that the de facto leader of a backwards theocracy is basically interchangeable with mother theresa in a lot of people's minds because of cartoons
@Anorionn
You would have been the quiet simple child who is kept in the hog pen and fed only bread crusts because it would be unwise to waste nutrients on someone too incapable to do farm work
@RaceplayShawty
Tibetan monk self immolates to protest China: a beautiful act of resistance. We must not ignore his call for freedom
American self immolates to protest Israel: how tragic that this man's life was claimed by mental illness. If you are feeling depressed please reach out
@2539Fox
@_waleedshahid
@TheWarMonitor
If you're joking about children being killed in bombings targeting civilians that's not some sort of neutral dismissal, it's a deliberate signal that you don't care about it
@collnsmith
It's the end result of treating any social outing as a consumer interaction. I wouldn't *choose* to be around your child, so you should be forbidden from bringing them anywhere I might want to go
@twinkophrenia
I've seen Americans using "you should Canadian healthcare yourself" as a subtle way of avoiding getting flagged for saying kys and it's crazy that this shit got to the point where Americans think they get to talk about another country's healthcare system lol
@smokeismedicine
@AstuteCFO
Wow. Just found out my dental technician's wife's nephew was killed by hamas when an israeli tank shell detonated next to him in a live fire incident. When will the western world awaken to our plight
@twinkophrenia
Seeing a guy who's suffered the neurological equivalent of being hit by a bus once every two weeks and shaping my political outlook off of what he considers to be "based"
@Penny_J_Thomas
@AllenRob00
@Fibby1123
You became aware of his compassion towards homeless people because he set himself on fire to protest gaza. Seems like his praxis was effective as is
@posting_forever
It's cool that we're all probably constantly being poisoned in ways that are rated as permissable or within acceptable limits from literally everything we interact with
@posting_forever
don't see why this idea wouldn't be comforting to everyone. Why should politics meaningfully improve your life when it could be better suited to easily dismantled incrementalism
@ok_post_guy
I do think a fundamental issue here is that a lot of people believe the function of a politician is to give their life meaning rather than negotiate a marginally better tax reform bill
@Political2x4
@posting_forever
I LOVE buying hummus!!! I'm going to buy as much hummus as i can!!! I can't get enough of spending all my hard earned money on HUMMUS!!!!
@twinkophrenia
Last person who steam messaged me was someone a year behind me in high school who dropped out to try and become a professional smash player and i asked him what was up and he said "not much, calling [t slur]s ugly"
@posting_forever
god it is so funny to be a teacher and be like "i've noticed children are more miserable than ever before". that's weird man I haven't had that problem!
@collnsmith
"new York is a beautiful woman. Los Angeles is a beautiful woman. London...i believe she is a beautiful woman. Saint Louis is a dumb fat man"
@twinkophrenia
Americans talking about chronically ill people being recommended maid or Canadians having to wait months to see a specialist is like a guy eating chips on his couch calling a pro football player a talentless loser for fumbling a catch
@paynushurts
@twinkophrenia
I was wondering what fed meant! I thought it was short for federal agent but then i saw a bunch of people who have never had a job in their lives calling each other that so i knew it wasn't that
@HaplessHomo
If you ask a coworker or friend about a favourite movie or their favourite music there's a 1/3 chance they just won't have an answer. I work with a guy who's nice enough but as far as i can tell he doesn't like literally anything other than the nba and nba podcasts
Capitalism freaking sucks because it means i can't pay someone else a pittance to stay up until 4 am working in case someone wants to buy a John grisham book
If you ever wanna know why capitalism sucks, think about how many people you've known who wanna open a 24 hour coffeeshop and bookstore (with a cat) if they ever get rich vs how many rich people ever actually open a 24 hour coffeeshop and bookstore (with a cat).
@constans
@posting_forever
Lol 5 minutes between upholding decency and democratic values and cheering on Israelis turning gazan elementary schools to gravel
@twinkophrenia
Every time you talk about the 3ds lunch table it makes me think of the guy who went to senior prom and when he got there he just sat down and started playing ps vita. And the other guy who stood behind him and watched him
To the tune of dragula:
I will go to war
'gainst the dinosaur
Smash his purple head
Shoot him til he's dead
Stab stupid Barney
And drown stupid Barney
And kill stupid Barney the dinosaur
i cannot imagine what has to be thoroughly wrong with you for you to be able to make a video called "we don't talk about dan schneider" after spending 2 years making 43 hours of video about dan schneider and his shows
@AndromedaPip
it's weird because there's a kind of intentional irony behind this person saying "fuck you wokey d pronouns" like "oh isn't it funny to get mad at this kind of account" but then they simultaneously are mad and think whoever is behind wokey d pronouns is a monster
@posting_forever
I just decided i didn't want it. I changed my mind and left it out so someone would restock it when they found it behind 8 boxes of cereal
@thomas_violence
It makes me feel insane. Everyone is expected to support a government that would gladly murder anyone on the planet without a second thought and if you don't you're basically a nazi
new: noticed an uptick in bots on X? you're not alone.
new data provided to me by one cybersecurity firm found:
➡️ nearly 76% of traffic from X to its clients' sites was fake during Super Bowl weekend
no other platform came close to that
read more:
Every suicide hotline works like this by the way. It's basically an extra layer of calling the cops on yourself. I called once when i was a teenager and i was having a breakdown and the police took me to a hospital lmfao. Such a ridiculous system
@tom_on_here
If you went back in time and found a serf from the 13th century and asked them whether they thought leg wounds could be hereditary they'd tell you no
Working on a new invention. It's called gif paper. It's paper that lets you print gifs and they keep moving. Let me know if you want to get in on the ground floor of my new invention
@nise_yoshimi
It's maybe the most authentic feeling video game world I've ever seen, everything about the art, the music, the storytelling combines to create this pure cohesive atmosphere