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@Zvbear Happy gorgeous woman is enjoying life Wacky take

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@HoustonChron There's no cheating in elections 🤡 Biden got 81 million votes 🤡

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@thatstarwarsgrl And they were not woke rewrites. Do new stories and non-European stories!

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@thechosenberg "Every waking moment"? Bro was at work all day lmao. Cuddle on couch for a half hour then she can go off to bed this is not hard. And then she won't cry a lot. Jebussss

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@TerribleMaps Greenwich, Poland

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@yonklolz @chokenspee @slphrrr You miss 100% of the shots you don't take

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@Xongkuro Hate to tell you but she still won't date you bro

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@lporiginalg Sex scenes never improve a storyline

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@TheSun Your magazine is literally called The Sun. Do Brits not understand warm sunlight or do they just like to complain about their almost always dreary weather, and also once it actually becomes sunny and warm?

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@emilynussbaum @aandeandval Yes, a lot of people disagree with you because your takes are dirty water trash

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@wickdchiq "Award winning journalist" smugly makes blanket conspicuously racist statement targeted at white men

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@MeghanMcCain Lady, you made your dad's funeral about Trump get some freaking perspective

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@SaraGonzalesTX Non-Hispanic from El Salvador? 🤔 lol

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@TimothyPSmith7 @shoe0nhead Tim wears a mask 24x7 but still wants to whip out his dingus in front of strangers apparently. Weird

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@esjesjesj lol - per capita - what does it mean?

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@AltHistCody What's the issue w the Argentinians

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@saft_chri @DelusionPosting I still don't understand how he is a real person

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@hamadali786pak @RmSalih "thought before making cartoons" lol you are a clown 🤡

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@KILLTOPARTY Losing weight is bad?

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@anticarsls People who are in shape don't sweat? TIL

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@growing_daniel We can say Frenchman but not Chinaman is that real stuff?

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@beerandtokens @lndian_Bronson Libs' economics 🤷‍♂️

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@ShelleyGspan @POTUS I hope an illegal does not cause harm to him like what happened to "Lincoln" Riley

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@LauraLoomer @Barbie Lies. I just took a look down there and the original Barbie and Ken had neither vagina nor penis.

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@reddit_lies Yeah it is the option if you do not value your time -- which everyone does -- and so if you have the means you do not throw away time.

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@h_stuart8 @reddit_lies Noticing things is racist and fascist

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@mattlavietes She just shows what the left does. You know like a reporter would do?

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@GarbageHuman23 Fyi murderer was not the baby daddy

Head of decapitated pregnant woman found outside her apartment

The decapitated remains of Liese Dodd, who was eight months pregnant with her first child, was discovered by her mother in her apartment in Alton, Illinois, on Thursday.

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@todayyearsoldig "all my strength" huh

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@PaulSkallas Makes me think all the calculations are being done on a 1920s mainframe and the 12yo workers have to toss in more coal to power the steam for those punched cards

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@MattHinkley1 @Kyrinker @tylerrfarris @AlaskaAir Don't worry bro I'm sure he is writing up his apology letter to you rn

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@LAPDHQ NewSpeak

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@esjesjesj @JustinWhang Thank you, your attention to detail does not go unnoticed

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@USArmy Needs more transfolk, women, and people of color, you know for diversity

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@TizzyEnt @GSVBemusementPk Oh no loud words time to retaliate with physical violence against a LEO - DERP 🤡

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@rainnwilson You want to invite in the guy named Barbecue, eh?

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@GarbageHuman23 nothing likable about her - easy pass

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@0xAl3xC @iamyesyouareno White man literally holding black woman down in this photo - will nothing change?

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@alx Badge of honor from warmonger McCain fam

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@Escalibuusjksks @tyler02020202 It is an obvious joke

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@SethDillon Seth Rogan is awful. He must think smoking weed is a personality type

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@bog_beef Lauren Dern's purple-haired doofus character was so cringe

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@realRaegenhere German for glove = Handschuhe (hand shoe)

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@taylorswift13 @realDonaldTrump

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@thehill Absolutely embarrassing propaganda

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@wilderpatriot If I give her a dollar will she go away and never return

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@TaylorRMarshall Silly hill to die on from a hiring perspective. Bully for you.

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@greentexts_bot Based

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@IgglyBubblegum @reddit_lies The problem is that them being failures at life does not stop them from voting. Well, if voting even matters 🤷‍♂️

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@Harvard You support terrorism

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@DogeBro9 @reddit_lies That is correct. Oh and a vote was slightly delayed.

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@wooknponub Bitter people wasting their time and energy on an activity that has zero persuasion.

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@voin___ @UpdatingOnRome The lingua franca? Makes sense

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@BradleyPretzer @LibertyCappy What jab you on? 14?

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@GoodReddit thread full of weird onlyfans

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@reddit_lies Gotta keep wearing that mask just to be safe, actually two, also a condom, and a buttplug at all times can't risk it better safe than sorry

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@RepPressley @RepCori @repdeliaramirez @Ilhan Hamas shot first - reap what they have sown

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@JoshWalkos Oh no some bitter commie nerd is upset we don't listen to her propaganda

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@fishtankbank @CannotHaveSex Imagine the dude(s) who originally created these historic documents of our age lol

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@high_t_memes Yeah I'd hire her to help move a butcher's block but that's about it

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@LizCrokin I cannot decide whether he or his wife is worse

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@Warlockboy42 @OrwellNGoode You are angry because dated material is dated? Weird

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@CryptotraderCB8 @etoptimist He's a pedophile not a person

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@WallStreetSilv This guy really gets around

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@IamIyahBa @S0NlA9 A badass. Yes. Don't leave your babies helpless in front of large carnivores 🤷‍♂️

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@limitlessjest Stabbing West Ward Smashing Pump Kins

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@Timcast What an utterly weak and embarrassing person

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@archehistory @historyinmemes

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@FreeBeacon Dementia and amphetamines abound

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@lporiginalg It is horrifying to realize that there are people willing to kill for so little That said... at least do me in when I am trying to fit my comically oversized $1MM lottery check into my Nissan Versa hatchback at the corner of MLK Jr Drive and Cesar Chavez Blvd

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@GPrime85 So sad that these people value your XBOX more than their own life Oh well

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@jakeshieldsajj @SpeakerPelosi As far as I know he hasn't grifted from insider trading so it's a shame he isn't Speaker.

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@VoltaireSurge @shoe0nhead You would think that a dude specializing in sports writing would have processed that

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@greentexts_bot "Your dating preferences are mean" lol I wonder if rich people are preferred too

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@big_killa_ @Cernovich @TheRightMelissa Irrelevant. He mandated nothing and he rushed an option you could choose if you felt scared. /end

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@MalesInDisguise "Lopped off my dong, felt cute..."

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@YanPJones @Locati0ns white people recall history

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@nandoodles You seem to miss pretty much everything going on in reality

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@historyinmemes David Prowse and Sebastian Shaw deserve greater appreciation.

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@AirborneAware Your only hope for help is intensive inpatient counseling for probably a year

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@SuperMensch18 @DailyCaller @dbongino And they can get new jobs at unwoke companies. Win/win.

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@matti_oskari @hopes_revenge Athletic performance enhancing medication

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@lporiginalg What in the hell is going on here?

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@ChuckCjmmn I am sorry that 5 out of 10,000 actors are Conservative and this upsets you. Thoughts and prayers

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@penguinx79 @reddit_lies It is so crazy and strange that criminals do not care about laws so wild man

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@MrAndyNgo @Hunter_College She seems like such a positive well adjusted and entirely not crazy person 🤡

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@ClownWorld_ Degenerate criminal was wearing a mask gee what a shock

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@EM_RESUS Yeah I am not tapping play that still was enough

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@PlanetOfMemes @ClownWorld_ This lady is great. Meow meow 😸 🐾

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@NBCNews "The bullscheisse false reality" remains a tough sell 🤡

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@mike27356894 @TweetsOfCats Let people enjoy things 🐱

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@jaylew333 @GregoryMcFadden What data do I need from the car? Fuel gauge always present in binnnacle. Gas stations everywhere. Never seen it lock up.

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@NBCNews NBC News is a clown-show. Cocaine and meth dealer tased when fleeing arrest.

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@RDR2Jammy @greentexts_bot Always ignore everything before the "but"

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@greentexts_bot Was that bear girl in The Shining?

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@SethDillon "disallowed jokes" lolol

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@greentexts_bot An open relationship is like a country with an open border. Unserious and destined for failure.

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@realRaegenhere I learned this when I was w my buddy who f'ed up his toe pretty bad and the doc whose mother tongue is Hebrew kept saying he would reset my pal's finger, which was initially very concerning

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