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The man brought a sink, I am fully expecting him to fire 69% of us on Friday at 4:20pm

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@vanillaopinions It’s either 20 or 60, no in between

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@greg16676935420 really the bigger question is why 95% of them didn't

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@Johnie did you ever watch Silicon Valley? your washing machine is now a decentralized server

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@TwiIightwrId That was just his career

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pretty cool to see a bunch of people getting a decent amount of money for tweeting

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@Austen I wish we had 20 web engineers

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we’re shipping so fast now that we don’t really have time to announce every single new thing. on Friday I worked on enabling video quality selection for videos on our web player and it went live yesterday

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If you're an engineer affected by layoffs at Twitch, first I'm really sorry that you found out via an article. second, we are hiring

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Everyone knows Joe has been asleep for like 6 hours by now but props to the intern

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Just like we drew it up.

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second most expensive tweet ever?

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Twitter stimulus check™️

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@DiscussingFilm Where’s he gonna swing from in Queens lol

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@PopCrave good luck keeping track of that

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@webeyk Thanks. This is definitely bad, will look into this

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@arcinternet this is the most unserious and anti-developer browser ever I swear

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@DiscussingFilm We’ll get the announcement that his brother is cast as Batman and his wife as Wonder Woman in no time

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@Austen NDA. But it’s also important to know there are web, ios, android, backend, ML, infra, etc. engineers and rarely one does more than one

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Can't wait until the Twitter Files finally expose the real reason why employees would send messages with the text "cccccvlkdgierbjvfunblvlfdeftnbednjjbftriigr" in Slack

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@alexeheath You can tell when an app goes into the foreground and when it goes into the background. That’s all you need. Anyways, nothing I say will convince you you’re wrong so ✌️

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@tim_cook Be for real Tim Apple no one had tears in their eyes lmao

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I find it kinda funny when people complain about Twitter going down. It’s been down for like 2 hours in a year. Remember when all of Meta’s apps went down for 7 hours in a single day? They’ve got tens of thousands of engineers btw

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List search is now available for all in web!

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If you get cancelled in threads you get banished to the metaverse

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@ehikian rip packed tweet stats 2023-2023

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google is not a serious company

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BREAKING: Google workers are staging sit-ins and protests over the company's $1.2 billion contract with Israel's government.

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@alexeheath Uh…this is very possible lol

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@Zangermeister @nima_owji ok

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@dvassallo I'm sure you're the first person to ever think and say this

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@sampullara @elonmusk I literally work on the web app, so yes I understand

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@benz145 You are REACHING to justify that 3.5k lmao

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@peta why would a kid eat a cigar

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we went from debates to cage matches real fast

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9 months

it’s the golden era of tech companies shipping fast, those who don’t will be left behind

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@neiltyson Uhhhh….that’s too much Twitter for you today sir

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@alexeheath Where does that mention other apps…?

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Too many cool things I wanna work on/improve but not enough time 🫠

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Why would anyone send an email that starts with “if you are receiving this email you are part of the affected list of employees…” when talking about a required training lmaooo I thought I got laid off

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invite-only is a dumb growth hack because once everyone is let in no one will want to stay in

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Picture-in-picture in Twitter web:

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every single build a twitter clone in 2 hours tutorial led to this

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@alexeheath No, apps are sandboxed. Where was what you are implying mentioned?

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@TIME Don’t use alt text as photo credits plz

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test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test

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@browsercompany And then people start complaining because they change things and things stop working 🤷‍♂️

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@X Speaking in Spaces on web is huge, props to @mattzhang_

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If your new feature looks more polished than this, then you shipped too late

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@greg16676935420 Are you sure?

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OpenAI is openly stealing actors’ voices and characters, and Microsoft will start screenshotting your screen continuously for training data. AI is going great!

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it was also not behind a feature flag so people thought it was something we were working on and not something shipped to all already 😅

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2 years

My car just stopped and asked me to log in so it can start tweeting by itself, help

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We should have a feature that auto blocks people with anime and cartoon profile pictures cus holy fuck are they toxic

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@sampullara @elonmusk The app gets downloaded once and then every other visit uses cached assets, so no you’re very wrong

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@finkd Savage

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@ThePrimeagen Not an excuse but Tweet is (obviously) our most complex component. We are working on simplifying it and it’s markup

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not having an opinion about everything is ok

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don’t let the code smell your fear or it’ll break on a Friday

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2 years

Can’t believe I have to say this, but this is a joke. Also reporters, while I immensely respect what you do, I ain’t no snitch

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@MyElectricAdv If I do it every time I take a bathroom break then technically yes

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@tlakomy It is most definitely important and affects retention. Source: me, working on this web app

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legacy code has been kicking my ass all week

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@letterboxd No Shrek??

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Twitter web is also dropping Typescript. It was a very easy decision since we never used it in the first place

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"So farewell, TypeScript. May you bring much rigor and satisfaction to your tribe while letting the rest of us enjoy JavaScript in the glorious spirit it was originally designed: Free of strong typing."

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boost test

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can AI come replace me at my job faster plz

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a tinder-like UI for training your twitter algo would be pretty cool

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On web you can now see a view count graph in broadcast replays by hovering over the scrubber. Amazing work by @victorzheng231

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View count graph! Have to click into the broadcast > hover the scrubber - only on web :)

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This is one of our best features

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where else

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@ChrisJBakke bum simp

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the real time aspect of Grok is really good

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It’s a new era of computing. Your 100 browser tabs will now also be all over your room

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@wongmjane This almost feel illegal, congrats!

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what a great time to start a business that sells boots with flavored soles

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No better way to spend a Sunday

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saw this absolute unit posing as a gargoyle earlier

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@lindayacc pics or it didn't happen

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@xDaily My best work yet

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✨I can’t help with paused ads revenue or account issues ✨

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simplicity is key

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@hnasr Idk why they went down but I can assure it was not because the web app’s PWA manifest couldn’t load lmao

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Long posts were a mistake

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Last night, no one at @MIT had a good night’s sleep. Yesterday evening, shortly after I posted that we were launching a plagiarism review of all current MIT faculty, President Kornbluth, members of MIT’s administration, and its board, I am sure that an audible collective gasp

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@wagieeacc How did that name go through lmao

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people need to chill a bit more

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@Suhail the TV industry that can now get you a decent TV for $300-500? yeah....I somehow doubt they are worried

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that airchat thing is trying to cater to a whole generation who has never turned on their phone’s volume up lol

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stupidly long and complex projects are cool until you remember they are stupidly long and complex

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people complain about bots and then build stupid shit like this

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"Cruise Control for your Internet" It will happen @browsercompany – the question is, when? Our promise to you is to remain humble, measured, and honest – the tech is just NOT there yet today. But a future like this (with a new UI/UX) IS coming at some point...

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@abrahamnm @arcinternet think of all the complains you're gonna get because your site or app "doesn't work" because they just decided to change it for you

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people offended at what the pope said should go to south america and listen to how friends talk to each other lmao

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the only logical reason the vision pro has an external battery like that is cus they will later try to sell you an iFannyPack Pro Max

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@breauxbot @xDaily hosts will be able to decide if they allow anonymous listeners or not

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@nima_owji I was bored

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In a bad place right now. Not mentally, just in an airport in New Year’s Eve

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@ehikian that’s how we get to a billion users

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when in doubt, rewrite

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test test

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@__justplaying We don’t control how Discord decides to render tweets lol

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@Duderichy That’s genuinely how it works for upper middle class in third world countries

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