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these never get old

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i’ve had this idea for years, i’m absolutely doing this for my CS curriculum

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That grass over there is definitely much greener. I can see it clearly from here, it's for sure substantially more green. This grass over here is shit

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*slaps roof of decentralization movement* this bad boy can fit so many competing motivations in it

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honestly this is a deep and important meme

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4 years

i totally didn't believe this, so i wrote a small script to test it, and 'lo --

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@BasQuetzal Vs One rock throwy-boy

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4 years

Root problem in 20th century america; we developed a military-industrial complex and a financial-cultural complex, when instead we should have a financial-industrial complex and a military-cultural complex.

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6 years

I’ve gotten so much better at saying “no” to people 2014 me: “Sure!” 2016 me: “Sure, how about next week?” 2018 me: “Sure, how about the week after next?”

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I would be like 10x more tolerant of LGBT ideology if like... are there *any* happy gay people out there? Like deep, joyous, 50+ years long content with life through and through

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4 years

@TrueAnonPod I can't wait for the first bluecheck to go "wait........ the cameras went out in Epstein's cell????"

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3 years

this is what twitter used to be like before all the annoying people showed up

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4 years

if you are emotionally distraught over a generic public figure passing you are 100% a lizard person and have never felt a genuine emotion in your life

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11 months

@LadiesOfReddit Omg lol it's real

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1 year

I am so tired of trying to find simple meals online man. Every reddit thread is like "This instant pot recipe is DEAD SIMPLE - first get these 14 ingredients..."

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3 years

scientists posting a truly whopping L online

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MIT researchers 'infiltrated' a Covid skeptics community a few months ago and found that skeptics place a high premium on data analysis and empiricism. "Most fundamentally, the groups we studied believe that science is a process, and not an institution."

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@LizMaupin @Y2K_mindset

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@eigenrobot ‘Persona would like apologize on behalf of its international customers. Due to a localization error, the phrase “white supremacy” was not intended to be included in our marketing materials. The correct phrase should be “aryan supremacy”. We apologize for the confusion’

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@BDSixsmith CEOs — your company has a femcel cougar problem. What are you going to do about it?

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4 years

the intolerable aspect of professional programming, and some other white-collar labor, is that your work is utterly disconnected from production that other people understand. when you get off work, there’s literally nothing you can express to other people about how your day went

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3 years

you can attribute a little malice to that which could be potentially explained by stupidity. as a treat.

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6 years

them: "so what do you think of this whole Roy Moore thing?" me:

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3 years

The most confounding thing about being American is that everyone _expects_ you to be constantly on the brink of exhaustion. If you're not on the verge of some kind of breakdown, people eye you suspiciously. It's table stakes for social interaction with anyone age 25 - 40.

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3 years

@zuza_real @kev_jg fr tho

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conservative lecturer DESTROYS sjw college student

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@PaulSkallas Oh yeah, this is classic Hollywood Up Its Own Nose culture. Every movie about how good and cool filmmakers are (Argo, eg) is like this, it’s just artists celebrating artists basically

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4 years

America is currently in a civil war between: - San Francisco technocratic robots - Los Angeles entertainment goons - New York wall street financial parasites - Washington DC aging bureaucrats Which one will end up controlling you? Pick four.

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3 years

is anyone out there, uh, actually tracking the eviction crisis? I feel like I see like one article every two months that’s like “yeah, uh, another 10 million people are on the brink of homelessness” what’s like actually going on with that?

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5 years

i just ingested about 44 minutes of network television and i'm about ready to completely explode honestly one of the most psychedelic experiences available to the modern human

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3 years

entire crypto scene is 100% a psyop to capture the fantasies of engineers, who might otherwise pose a serious threat to silicon valley hegemony, by nerdsniping them into indefinite wheel-spinning on grand nerdy architectures instead of actually competing in the normie SaaS market

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4 years

i think the reason i despise aellagirl / robinhanson-style hypotheticalization is that it deeply belittles and desanctifies the problem of real-world decision making it strongly signals that the asker has never actually dealt with deeply conflicting real-world situations

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me when I was 25: i’m gonna smoke this bowl and then code a whole web application me now that I’m 29: i ate slightly too much ice cream, no way i’m getting work done tonight

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6 years

The Bechdel AI Sentience test: Two robots, talking to each other, about something other than a task a human has ordered them to do.

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4 years

scientific institutionalists believe you need 10 years of study to talk about something internet keyboard warriors believe you only need 15 minutes of internet research to talk about something the reality is that you need 25 minutes of internet research to talk about something

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@LeaMaric I feel bad making fun of these people individually; they are all victims of a coordinated government campaign over years to instill this (harrowing-sounding) phobia, and those people should be held responsible

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4 years

if there's ever any kind of dispute between <loving your family> and <upholding some narrative>, even if the narrative is 100% true, always choose loving your family. this is my Ideology. anything less is actual insanity.

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this fucking sucks ideology: not even once if not for yourself, for your loved ones

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me reading any scott alexander post about politics

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B/c of a good Twitter moot I keep getting reminded of the greatest television drama of all time, Romance of the Three Kingdows (2010), extremely watchable GoT tier drama and has many cool characters and things in it And you can watch it all for free here:

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@MarmotRespecter There’s definitely issues with it but ideally this is an intra-guy-talk problem. It does hurt some men IMO, but any time a wammen concern-trolls about male well-being I turn on the red flag sirens and nope out of there

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3 years

now *that’s* a trade offer

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This is absolutely bonkers. Kazakh man who claims ownership of the Buran shuttles will only trade them to Russia for remnants of the last leader of the Kazakh Khanate, who was executed in 1847 after resisting the Russian conquest.

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In 1920 we had industrialists and labor unions innovating new industrial goods, Big Stick isolationist diplomacy abroad In 2020 what we have is girl power Raytheon surveillance capital, justified by army of PhDs Voxsplaining why sick and dying lower/middle class is actually good

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6 years

Looks like the Peterson Interval from relative Youtube obscurity to New York Times’ person-guy of the week comes in at roughly 20 months. You can be 20 months ahead of the news if you can watch a Youtube video or grasp a basic argument outside of the mainstream.

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@truth_enjoyer I'm actually gonna say that this rocks

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@Aella_Girl I’d want to live 969 years, the way God intended.

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Virginia Heffernan

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3 years

Like “divorce” in a marriage this word @jack tweeted should not be uttered unless you’re trying to bring it into being. No one shd take investment advice from someone who sees himself as making markets. How insanely reckless to tweet this. Immoral. Jack, ban thyself.

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IMO, this is a civilizational fault. TED talks actually marked the end of liberal history; post-enlightenment Western civ is based around the idea that every issue should be expressable via TED talk. When this was revealed as untrue, the dark enlightenment began.

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The way TED talks destroyed its own brand is fascinating to me

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This is what u could accomplish if you'd just put ur phone down

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4 years

The entire world gets flipped on its head when you adopt the assumption that humans are basically kind, capable, empathetic, intelligent, and rational. Decades of propaganda from academic brain-geniuses with PhDs have resoundingly succeeded in convincing us otherwise.

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i don't believe in democracy, but i do believe in the spirit bomb

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@jack24dd30 LGBTQIA2S+P I just made 3,333% returns

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7 years

maybe the hero's journey is so popular because people are fucking boring and can't think of anything else

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2 years

Have there been any villains whose plan it is to make life just kinda generally suck for people? Not trying to enslave everyone or try to destroy the world, but just like making the place a boring and uncool place to live

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6 years

Published my now-yearly roundup of top decentralization initiatives in 2017, featuring @blockstack , @brave , ActivityPub, @PerkeepOrg , @urbit , and others. Seriously, great work to everybody this year; highly anticipating an explosive 2018 for the dweb.

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Holy crap, is super slick now. Big hats off to @matrixdotorg I've been sleeping on it for years, all the decentralization nerds have been making real good shit lol

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6 years

IRL friends: “what’s twitter like” me:

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@tyler02020202 @eigenrobot Ya I think it should all be Serbia

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@vgr classical market theory is superb for physical goods and services, but absolutely terrible for information-based economies "intellectual property" needs to go, or face some serious core refactoring; copyright/patent length should match speed of cultural information transfer

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@annaarthoe Ok which one of y’all is barron

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8 years

accurate depiction of y'all posting on twitter

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3 years

guy who finishes reading a social media post and goes: "that's it. that's the last one i needed. i'm satisfied now" and closes his computer forever

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6 years

@konjak I thought this was a really complicated loss.jpg at first.

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4 years

what on earth are you planning to do with all this virtual social status

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@graciegcunning you’re very good and smart, i have a phd in being a genius and you’re 100% right that math is fake, don’t listen to the haters

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@Y2K_mindset @Sparrow_Hater Ah, early 2023. Those were the good old days

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hahahaha guys do you remember the whole white / blue dress thing? that was pretty funny, what if we did that again but for like whether a medical drug is effective in saving millions of lives

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@GarrettPetersen This is truly horrifying

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@AdvisorMikeL @littmath Dammit you beat me to it hahaha

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This is just sparkling intuition. It’s only real theorem if it comes from the where-Pythagoras-lived region of Greece

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I think the core fantasy in harry potter isn’t casting spells or fighting dark lords, but rather the fantasy of going to a school that taught things you cared about

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6 years

@BeckyEbben @eigenrobot also gotta respect the guy who forgot his chainmail and wore shorts & socks to the battle

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10 months

I have zero interest in sportswear but holy based what a good advertisement

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Launch day is approaching quickly for @weareunitus ! With Unitus, we will redefine greatness by celebrating what truly matters…Faith, Family, and Freedom. #TrueGreatness Join the Unitus family here:

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@tszzl Perfect poast

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Okay wtf

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4 years

I downloaded the LinkedIn app on my phone. They have like, a whole social network thing now. It’s kind of amazing; they built an entire social network out of people that you don’t like posting crap that you don’t care about. Kind of in awe right now.

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A story in three parts, by @backus

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@kitten_beloved They killed him

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@pmarca @mtraven Nice marketing campaign, Doubledutch.

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TIL that snake oil actually worked lol

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@krrishd Megalomania is unattractive. My only confusion is why people haven’t been revolted sooner

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4 years

2% of the US population produces 80% of its tweets. Hmm.

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@schizarella Idk, hot?

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@LadiesOfReddit Lmao. He can’t keep getting away with it…

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@SteveStuWill @danlistensto man, this one totally owned me

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8 years

A single relationship can contain more complexity than every generalized social theory combined.

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If you're so smart why don't you fit in with everybody in every circumstance and have perfectly tailored behavior at all times with no eccentricities whatsoever?

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@interpretantion especially mad since *i* could have spent that time drinking and fucking, and now all i have are all these useless “models of the real world” or whatever!!

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@MarmotRespecter Men's porn use, yet again another female-centric issue that us men should just be humble and bow out of...

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3 years

Strong men fuck around Fucking around creates weak men Weak men find out Finding out creates strong men

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3 years

chug! chug! chug!

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4 years

when the American civil war kicks off, what track will you use as the basis for your Azeri army-style pump up music video?

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3 years

as a single father, i put a lot of care and effort into designing our Montessori back yard play area. the space is optimized for providing the children a very tangible, felt sense of their lived environment

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wow lmao

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