Saumya Lakshman @smylkshmn Twitter profile

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Saumya Lakshman

@smylkshmn

1 year

About to replace my notes app with twitter

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Saumya Lakshman

@smylkshmn

7 months

immediately got rate limited after this

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5 months

i can’t do it

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7 months

clubbing is actually super fun and is the most enjoyable normie experience out there. you guys are losers for hating it.

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Saumya Lakshman

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15 days

how it feels to talk to yourself

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8 months

@elonmusk @BillyM2k I’m never leaving this app

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1 year

I fucking hate SEO so much, I’ll never forgive what marketing did to search engines.

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11 months

what’s the female equivalent of this hair

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Saumya Lakshman

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5 months

so turns out he was candid in his communication after all

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Saumya Lakshman

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10 months

Lex was wrong. Hate is the answer.

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1 year

Lex was right. Love is the answer.

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Saumya Lakshman

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5 months

my entire personality is on the trending tab today

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Saumya Lakshman

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5 months

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Saumya Lakshman

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4 months

how it feels to be on this part of twitter

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Saumya Lakshman

@smylkshmn

7 months

rip in peace queen

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Saumya Lakshman

@smylkshmn

6 months

average remote work experience

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Saumya Lakshman

@smylkshmn

1 year

It’s so over

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Saumya Lakshman

@smylkshmn

9 months

nvidia is a beautiful name for a baby girl

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Saumya Lakshman

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1 year

looks like he’s winning to me

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Saumya Lakshman

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8 months

oh you’re a thinker? name 3 thoughts

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Saumya Lakshman

@smylkshmn

9 months

how did @sama go from launching the most powerful ai known to mankind to launching a cryptocurrency

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Saumya Lakshman

@smylkshmn

10 months

mfs have won the lottery by simply being born an american and still be unpatriotic

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Saumya Lakshman

@smylkshmn

3 months

you need to be naive-maxxing. you need to wear your naivety so audaciously it scares the very essence of cynicism itself. you need to weaponize your child-like wonder demanding the universe for things so grand they’re incomprehensible in the waking life.

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Saumya Lakshman

@smylkshmn

9 days

“looking for someone who’ll make me delete this app 😍” bio but on linkedin

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Saumya Lakshman

@smylkshmn

4 months

.pdf is my favorite file format of all time. it’s like the apple of file formats, something about it screams high status

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Saumya Lakshman

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4 months

humans are god, just decentralized

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Saumya Lakshman

@smylkshmn

8 months

me and the emotionally detached guy i pulled

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Saumya Lakshman

@smylkshmn

4 months

gm

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Saumya Lakshman

@smylkshmn

3 months

> build app with no-code tool > look inside > code

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Saumya Lakshman

@smylkshmn

10 months

me, an empath, knowing Elon is trying his best and it’s all going to be okay

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Saumya Lakshman

@smylkshmn

7 months

@OpenAI

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Saumya Lakshman

@smylkshmn

4 months

if your agency is not bordering on criminality it’s not high enough

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Saumya Lakshman

@smylkshmn

1 year

holy fuck how is it possible that tpot is a place full of smart people but then you go to the replies on a tweet and it’s got like some of the most dumbest fucking things ever uttered in the history of humanity

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Saumya Lakshman

@smylkshmn

11 months

most guys don’t realize that it actually makes them 10x hotter when they can take the L like a champ and fuck off when a girl rejects them

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Saumya Lakshman

@smylkshmn

8 months

godaddy is still a much worse name for a product than x

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Saumya Lakshman

@smylkshmn

4 months

i grew up on these streets

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4 months

I grew up on these streets

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Saumya Lakshman

@smylkshmn

10 months

most engineers are so low energy, working with you literally sucks the life out of me, like where is your enthusiasm??

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Saumya Lakshman

@smylkshmn

4 months

I FUCKING LOVE THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION AND ITS CONSEQUENCES

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Saumya Lakshman

@smylkshmn

6 months

THEY INVENTED A ROON THAT FOLLOWS ME

Saumya Lakshman

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6 months

they should invent a roon that follows me

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Saumya Lakshman

@smylkshmn

1 year

Oh so reading is a crime now? This is what Orwell tried to warn us about in his book 1984.

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Saumya Lakshman

@smylkshmn

8 months

born to “hiiiiii :3” forced to “free for a quick call?”

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Saumya Lakshman

@smylkshmn

6 months

can you mfs stop using gpt for a bit im building

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Saumya Lakshman

@smylkshmn

7 months

@KIRNEILL she died slaying :(

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Saumya Lakshman

@smylkshmn

8 months

the best thing about python is that it is aesthetic-first programming language and doesn’t use those ugly squiggly brackets

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Saumya Lakshman

@smylkshmn

1 year

why do men have such a hard time taking compliments lol

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Saumya Lakshman

@smylkshmn

1 year

stop listening to your users. this is the kind of UX that’s possible when you ignore user feedback.

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Saumya Lakshman

@smylkshmn

5 months

@satyanutella_ God, he’s in denial 😭

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Saumya Lakshman

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5 months

@ilyasut Bruh

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Saumya Lakshman

@smylkshmn

1 year

I was promised 2000+ followers for just being a girl on tpot what am I doing wrong

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Saumya Lakshman

@smylkshmn

10 months

white people who move to third world countries are losers

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Saumya Lakshman

@smylkshmn

5 months

idgi, if your first instinct was to “take things slow” and not e/acc your relationship it’s a sign you were never truly in love. move fast and break things.

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Saumya Lakshman

@smylkshmn

7 months

@typeofemale Can’t wait to do this to my passport lmao

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Saumya Lakshman

@smylkshmn

10 months

what did i tell you, mark

Saumya Lakshman

@smylkshmn

10 months

normies aren’t built for tweeting, zuck

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Saumya Lakshman

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8 months

this is therapy for my vision

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Saumya Lakshman

@smylkshmn

1 year

This image is a pretty good litmus test for politics. Do you regard this picture with respect or disgust?

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Saumya Lakshman

@smylkshmn

4 months

prompt engineer? oh you mean a computer rizzler?

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Saumya Lakshman

@smylkshmn

6 months

how it feels every time McDonald’s Japan drops a new ad:

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Saumya Lakshman

@smylkshmn

1 year

i actually don’t get the aella hate :/ yeah she calls herself a sex researcher and likes talking about questionable things and makes money out of it so what lol

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Saumya Lakshman

@smylkshmn

1 year

reverse ama. reply and I will ask you anything!

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Saumya Lakshman

@smylkshmn

1 year

W + took a 5 day vacay + life has completely changed + holy fuck + holy fucking fuck + ama

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Saumya Lakshman

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1 year

zuckerberg is a tragic case for why appearance precedes achievement, he could literally save the world but people would still hate him because he looks and behaves off

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Saumya Lakshman

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1 year

sent @growing_daniel my portfolio he said my work sucked massive balls and i was ngmi and i should never show my face in his office again 😞

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Saumya Lakshman

@smylkshmn

5 months

I FUCKING LOVE THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY OWN ACTIONS

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Saumya Lakshman

@smylkshmn

1 month

@Samantha1989TV Thanks to this tweet im no longer horny

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Saumya Lakshman

@smylkshmn

1 year

im voluntarily rawdogging nye this time. no drinks, no drugs, only vibes, hoping 2023 manifests the same way wish me luck 🫡

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Saumya Lakshman

@smylkshmn

1 year

as a child, retarded and hateful as ever, i always adamantly tried to uninstall internet explorer every time after i downloaded chrome on my new windows computer. today, i installed edge on my macbook. is this tl even real?

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Saumya Lakshman

@smylkshmn

3 months

the picture and headline go unfathomably hard together

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Saumya Lakshman

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4 months

you’re not a visionary, you’re just autistic

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Saumya Lakshman

@smylkshmn

3 months

miserable people are the absolute worst. you have no hope for yourself, no hope for those around you, and the only reason your outlook on life is so bleak is that your brain is so small you cannot comprehend that the world is so much more than your miserable little life

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Saumya Lakshman

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1 month

horny is the mind-killer

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Saumya Lakshman

@smylkshmn

6 months

“it’s okay, you’re still young” has to be the most useless, pathetic, and quite honestly, the worst fucking piece of feedback ever

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Saumya Lakshman

@smylkshmn

1 month

this is love bombing btw

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Saumya Lakshman

@smylkshmn

4 months

@satyanutella_ this is a desecration of his art and i hope your heinous action does not go unpunished

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Saumya Lakshman

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3 months

gm

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Saumya Lakshman

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11 months

id rather be optimistic and schizo than pessimistic and doomer

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Saumya Lakshman

@smylkshmn

9 months

gm

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Saumya Lakshman

@smylkshmn

26 days

if you’re looking for a designer or an alpha female to manage your product and bully your engineering team, im open. who want me?

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Saumya Lakshman

@smylkshmn

9 months

if this is not me before I’m 30, I will kms

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9 months

wow I can’t believe I’m a citizen now

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Saumya Lakshman

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4 months

8 billion people and you really want to limit yourself to only people within a 10 mile radius?

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Saumya Lakshman

@smylkshmn

8 months

life is too short to understand math

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Saumya Lakshman

@smylkshmn

7 months

oh you live in the moment? name every moment you lived

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@smylkshmn

1 year

wait you guys actually care about shrimp? :/

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Saumya Lakshman

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7 months

@billyhumblebrag REALLL

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@smylkshmn

1 year

nooo @tszzl has unfollowed me it’s so over 😭

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Saumya Lakshman

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8 months

@Grimezsz grimes how do I know if I’m autistic

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Saumya Lakshman

@smylkshmn

1 year

we already have agi. what we have rn is agi in child form, i mean a computer better at generating stories, art and bunch of made up stuff than logic or math? who would have thought ai could make art first. you know who else make art first? children.

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Saumya Lakshman

@smylkshmn

9 months

@sama @worldcoin You’re breaking my heart