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Unprofessional twitter account for random thoughts, TV shows, my amazing husband and beautiful little boy. DO NOT FOLLOW ME!

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@sinphia
Sinphia
3 years
Excuse me? Why is the murder of 12 year old Sylvester Oromoni Jr at Dowen college Lagos not trending until people are held accountable?! Tear it all down.
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4 months
"You're going to be an amazing wife.....for someone else" #LoveIsBlindS6 #loveisblind
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2 years
@ulxma Right, I need someone to plot a graph on this age Vs "ripeness for marriage". Because if 30 is expired then 25 should be 'about to rotten', so when is just ripe and ready to pluck? 🙄
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@sinphia
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2 years
Shake and Deepti being Indian and saying they only dated blondes hmm it's weird #LoveIsBlind
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@sinphia
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4 months
Just recalled Chelsea said she looked like Megan Fox and I bet that was Jimmy's deciding factor. I mean Chelsea isn't bad looking but Megan Fox #LoveIsBlind
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@sinphia
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7 months
@LazarusKumi Yes children don't want to be in an adult space with adult music for the whole day however I've been to weddings where they created an entire area and activities for the kids and parents could just leave their kids there and enjoy the day.
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@sinphia
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2 years
@ozzyetomi Maybe she doesn't want him to be an egg addict, a serious issue in society.
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@sinphia
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1 year
@CFCLoc And he couldn't even dance, you guys were giving Oluwazach title too soon
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@sinphia
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3 years
@tbamz97 Please where are you in the hierarchy, which one did you study?
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@sinphia
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2 years
@ramb0__ Lmao there's always been keke though mostly in central London, rickshaw for tourists, though they are usually decorated and more expensive. Maybe this one miss road.
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@sinphia
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2 years
Manti te'o is the victim in this story its so unfair #thegirlfriendwhodidntexist
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@sinphia
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2 years
#toohottohandle James is doing too much being sex police, he won't win the prize money cuz he's building no emotional nor physical connection. He should manage one kiss with this babe atleast.
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@sinphia
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1 year
@Davidk1n9 @harperwyntr Chemistry, when did Tanyel ever act like a porn star. She barely was kissing anyone that's even when it wasn't working out with guys cuz she was closed off. Its not about being physical it's just chemistry.
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@sinphia
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2 years
@thugqer @Splashystackss Thought you were referring to him as a King then realised that's his name 😂
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@sinphia
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2 years
FYI the attributes of a non toxic workplace doesn't always need to be that 'we are all like family'. You might not be like family but still treat employees with respect. Personally I don't want to be like family with my colleagues. I get family for house. #horriblebosses
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@sinphia
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2 years
Shake asking women if they gym or if he can lift them up is rude and defeats the purpose of the blinds. 'Can I Iift you?' is so subjective, dude are you strong enough to lift the woman? 🙄 #LoveIsBlind
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@sinphia
Sinphia
2 years
If you actually watch the full video you will see that most of the women are happy to cook but don't deny that it's a tasking chore and would appreciate help from their partners.
@DocumentWomen
Document Women
2 years
Did you miss our Christmas video? We spoke with some Nigerian women who shared their Christmas wishes and what the season meant to them.
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2 years
@tosinolaseinde Na to sell the man car if he doesn't want to contribute 🤷🏿‍♀️, next month sell the gas cooker 😭
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@sinphia
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5 months
Meira is not okay, she is on love is blind Sweden and not pleased she met a blonde guy, that's like viking territory what did she expect. Oskar said he wears chinos and she's like "oooh you're one of those guys" lol is there a stereopype we are unaware of? #LoveIsBlindSweden
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@sinphia
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5 months
Christoffer every second, "Joy of my heart", "Eternal longing of my kidney", "Spiritual bonding of my scrotum". Catja isn't even returning any of this back. Its cringe lol. Or is this a Swedish thing? #LoveIsBlindSweden
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@sinphia
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2 years
Don't like how Nina and what's her face feel entitled to Keiran and Kaz, the way they are marking their territory on day one is giving bullies cuz it's just a date chill out #DatedandRelated
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@sinphia
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2 years
@sire_noel And people are so used to that processed powdered milk that is actually full of sugar, a lot don't know what fresh milk actually tastes like.
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@sinphia
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8 months
Watched Jamie and Nikki Thot video about why he left, sad stuff. Whilst social media will turn it into he said she said and add more fuel to anarchy. I think both parties need emotional support and therapy for co-parenting otherwise the poor children are collateral damage.
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@sinphia
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6 years
#LoveIsland People hating on Laura’s age are so annoying. Since when is 29 too old? Don’t even care if she’s 40. The woman is living her best life.
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@sinphia
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2 years
@jollof_santana @DaRealAizen @FadzaiVeanah If it's so little, why aren't you giving it out?
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@sinphia
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2 years
@its_daqueen And it's actually men that are more obsessed
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2 years
@chidi_esq @TheEnike Even in outside Nigeria, the restaurant will need at least 1 Michelin star.
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2 years
@FOLAKEMl @sire_noel I literally said fresh milk, why do people want to look for debate and offence when there's none. Drink whatever milk you like, still doesn't mean the the peak milk or cowbell milk we grew up with doesn't have a higher sugar content and preservatives compared to fresh milk.
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@sinphia
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5 months
Lol all you people's definitions of a "nerdy babe" is so funny. Wears glasses, studies STEM, like anime, has dreadlocks. You guys just create teenage romcom characters and box them.
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Mr. Possible
5 months
Pity you guys sleeping on nerds. What you’re looking for in the baddies, you’ll find in nerdy women. And more. But, you people are stubborn; you’ll go for wicked women and start emailing joro. I’ll keep this update for myself.
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3 years
@abxola That's how that year my mom used to buy clothes from the abroad to sell in her boutique. The children T-Shirt had 'Super Bad' written on them. Nigerian mother's refused to buy o. Stock of 200 t-shirts my mom brought them home and we used nail polish to paint the 'Bad' to 'Bag'
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@sinphia
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2 years
All the men from Onetaste look like no one actually wanted to touch them 😭 #OrgasmInc
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@sinphia
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2 years
Love how he is rebranding to the new shola, e Noh do feminist again? Cho Cho Cho everytime ewww
@Solomon_Buchi
Solomon Buchi
2 years
Men, stop sending women to school abroad believing they’ll get better jobs and then they’ll help with the bills. Stop investing your life into these women. Meet her halfway. Most of these women after doing all that, they’ll dump you, call the cops on you over an argument.
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6 months
Hilarious that Steve was too busy policing and trying to fix other people's kids meanwhile his own teenagers where just as delinquent doing drugs, stealing, going to jail. #hellcamp
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@sinphia
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2 years
@TMTisClutch To be fair she deserves to be commissioner of women affairs
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@sinphia
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2 years
David is to Kiki as Piers is to Meghan 😂
@kikimordi
Kiki Mordi
2 years
@Sugaarrbaby Video he screen-recorded from my public Instagram that is literally still up right now 💀 Video that was recorded by his wife (you can hear her voice in the background) Anyway he’s clearly a deranged obsessed fan. I’d advise him to focus on his own wife 🤭
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7 months
The #TwinFlames Netflix documentary is so bonkers like first off why would you even listen to people like Jeff and Shelia look at them 😂
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8 months
@Ore_akiinde Also they are implying that sex workers can't be raped which is incorrect
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@sinphia
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2 years
I like how the conversation has expanded outside just tech companies. From hotel to bottling company to NIN card. They might even bring up someone from McKinsey. Everybody go hear am #HorribleBosses
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@sinphia
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4 months
The entire marriage is just about trying to buy a house and a car over and over again #WhoTFDidIMarry
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@sinphia
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3 years
@DeinKhama @Ebuka Or wish it never happened at all..
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@sinphia
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2 years
@donfree_ Deepti even has a chance, but for Shake...hmm I'm not sure the average Indian man is the top spec for blonde women in the dating pool.
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@sinphia
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3 years
Love that the black couple on love is blind Brazil are actually doing so well not that mess we got from Diamond and Carlton.
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@sinphia
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2 years
@momo_seriess Ofcourse you should pay your child's fees well done. But telling lies as an attempt for the child to love their father NO. There are kids who's father's can't pay fees and they still love them. Let that man love his child by doing other things for them if he can't pay fees.
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@sinphia
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2 years
@nanya_igwe09 @Nsukka_okpa They said they need to hide her from Kanye 😂
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2 years
@WrestleConfetti Great for her but let's not pretend like she made some strategic decision to choose eBay, as if they didn't choose her lol
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@sinphia
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3 years
Just rang an interview candidate to make a job offer, hearing their excitement over the phone was so heart warming. Also from a black woman to another black woman, in an industry with a handful of black people. It was a special moment for both of us.
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@sinphia
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7 months
It must be so easy to start a cult I need to start mine because Jack and Shelia are cashing out whilst calling their followers bitches #twinflames
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@sinphia
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3 years
@MazeDaMouth True but most Africans in the diaspora even earn higher than the average Brit. UK lifestyle is about contentment and a tax system that works. The need to amass wealth in Nigeria is simply because of black tax, poor healthcare and a shit system.
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@sinphia
Sinphia
2 years
Even if Kyle got baptised and read the entire Bible. Shaina wouldn't blink his way, why is she pretending #LoveIsBlind
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@sinphia
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2 years
They deduct staff salary if they don't like the company Instagram post 💀no iota of joy #HorribleBosses
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@sinphia
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2 years
Personally I don't even get the whole getting married to someone and completely absorbing their culture as your own, as in you didn't know your identity before? Imagine I started behaving like Charlotte from Essex my husband will be so confused.
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@sinphia
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1 year
I absolutely agree. This is why the girl child is born with two cubes of Maggi and atarodo between her palms.
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tayo patrick
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@seun_edema Women instinctively are good cooks. While men are instinctive providers. All women are natural artist. And their studio is the kitchen. Cooking is a woman's world. It's the only place a woman can express herself without interference.
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2 years
@FadzaiVeanah Yet they talk shit everyday and their mouths haven't lost its elasticity 🤔
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4 months
@Makimoments Lmao still a bold thing to say to horny men behind a screen
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2 years
This season seems to talk a lotttttt about body size #LoveIsBlind
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@sinphia
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2 years
So for my birthday my sis got me tickets to see Davido at the O2, never been to a live concert before so definitely gassed. Now I'm trying to get our group to wear matching tops cuz I'm corny like that.
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@sinphia
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2 years
@AnambraPrince Lol from yes ma no ma thanks ma to premium olosho. Shame is free.
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@sinphia
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2 years
@momo_seriess Does he show up for the child, listen to their problems, visit them in school, help with homework etc. If he's a jerk and doesn't do any of these things even if you pay fees forever and keep saying the dad paid there is still no genuine love and connection.
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2 years
@EnClaudeNeuf Indiyah's thing was she liked her spec minded her business and all her specs stayed liking her. The rest should follow this style
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8 months
@RejiYates I can already see Mike twerking for Armani's attention
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2 years
@Medusa626_ @Amarni_13 @therealariiiana Lol you actually think your hand does a better job than a machine that spins 1200 RPMS? Okay
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2 years
Shuntaro actually looks great for 56 and somehow I think they are a good match #LoveIsBlindJapan
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4 months
I can't believe Meira nearly fumbled the bag on a real life Swedish Disney prince, the man does all the budget planning on excel, tidy's up after her mess whilst managing to look as handsome as Ryan Reynolds #loveisblindsweden
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2 years
Shuntaro said Ayano is not asking the right questions for someone that wants to get married that he feels like she's just a tourist in his life. Lmao doesn't help that she was doing a video tour of the man's house 😂 #LoveIsBlindJapan
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7 months
@Theegreatest9 @lyndashinobi Grow up not all relationships last forever, they are both happy for now
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2 years
@Wizarab10 This summary is BS that belittles the effort of diasporans, it takes a lot to even gain citizenship before political position. Nigerians are still writing IELTS to prove English literacy despite speaking the language daily absolutely no one is handing political positions to them.
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@sinphia
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1 year
Nakysha is black, Jewish, loves guns, loves bikes, is pretty, is fat, doesn't date fat me. A lot is going on #JewishMatchmaking
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5 months
#loveonthespectrum Journey is so adorable, I love her paintings. Also when her mum said boys gravitate towards her and she's like that's embarrassing for them 😂 she likes girls instead
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5 months
@Margjacquieline This is always Toby's vibe, he did the same on LI Games
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2 years
#LoveIsBlindJapan when this guy said he lived in the slums of Kenya and all I can see is perfectly well dressed kids in their school uniform playing ball in their playground. You are mad!
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2 years
@Abdallahyd01 If I don't delete you will beat me?
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@sinphia
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2 years
Lord knows I traveled far and wide to get to this 'gist' I am very underwhelmed. Love and light to you all
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5 months
@itsMook989 @ReduxTV You think taking photos of another person's child and posting it on the internet is okay? Did you ask permission to post a minor's photo?
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4 months
Brittany asking Kenneth "would you be open to twins?" Like she just picks them out her pocket lol #LoveIsBlind
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@sinphia
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2 years
@Wizarab10 We still have to prove ourselves abroad based on merit to get positions, there is an Igbo YouTuber married abroad spreading the culture and teaching her children the language no one is giving her political position based on that, why should the bar be so low when it comes to us.
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2 years
@SuperstarPampam @Sugaarrbaby Wow must be a Nigerian prof because even at 25 when I got engaged and was towards the end of my PhD all my colleagues and professors thought I was so young lol.
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@sinphia
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3 years
@DiegoDrogba19 @444molls @tbamz97 My point is all degrees are relevant at different times, there's a reason the NHS needs people who can run a business, dance is even a form of therapy, so there isn't a hierarchy. Society needs these things to go hand in hand.
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@sinphia
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3 years
Why is Fama crying like his dog died #insidersnetflix
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@sinphia
Sinphia
2 years
Don't care what anyone says, you can imagine what Shayne looks like from his voice. This is when stereotypes work. #LoveIsBlind
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@sinphia
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2 years
@ogbeniseyi No wayyy now I have to listen to it again
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2 years
@tena__sam Yes it is, the focus of startups isn't just to crunch numbers. People are integral. Making them happy with little perks can go a long way. Where I work we get free sanitary products, a beer fridge for after work drinks and a masseuse comes in to massage us monthly, no joke.
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2 years
@DaveFlo4Life @chisomigwe_ @Jollz @sugabelly Most doctors I know marry themselves though
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6 months
@westxallens Jack knew nothing about Justine's fan base or popularity so wtf is Mike Boateng yapping about, God forbid two gorgeous people couple up, win a show and move on with their lives with mutual respect and admiration for eachother. Why does it bother him so much?
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@sinphia
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2 years
If you guys allow Luca and Gemma win eyyy, I feel we have to vote like it's the elections instead of wasting votes on Dami and Indiyah or Tasha and Andrew when we know they won't win let's just combine all our votes for Ekin and Davide so Luca doesn't see that 50k #LoveIsland
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@sinphia
Sinphia
2 years
@skinnylilbih Yes and the one born after the twins is named Idowu
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5 months
Can't believe Sergio's luck with Amanda, he got the bestest woman on the show despite being a complete melt #LoveIsBlindSweden
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@sinphia
Sinphia
2 years
@asquarebubble @ulxma Lol you think the way the west sees Ukrainian is same as how the see matters of black people in Africa lol.
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11 months
@onyimessi @_annatx Y'all ruined love island, it's not for your audience
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@sinphia
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1 year
Paulo didn't even give Amanda a chance, he saw she was plus size and immediately went he can't handle a strong independent woman wtf he didn't even try and he's the same person that kept going on about how he's not a quitter #LoveIsBlindBrazil
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2 years
@tosinolaseinde It's not for Nigerian cooking let ayamase oil not choke our guests o
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11 months
@Sandya_Lovme12 This is the person some of you are saying is okay 😂
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Sinphia
1 year
When 2baba said he bought his first house and it was empty so he called Annie. It's meant to sound romantic but cuz it's coming from him it's still some how like is she a furniture #YoungFamousAndAfrican
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@sinphia
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2 years
@Iam_Deejaey @ebeletheservant The type that is just meat and soft with small fat. Not the one where there's too much going on like roundabout and junction.
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2 years
@TJBenson_ @realmodibbo @PeterROCK_ I think MAYBE it's because LinkedIn isn't just for seeking jobs, it's also about networking and marketing, so if that's a crucial part of his job a company can see value in getting their employee a premium account.
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@boujeebx You're missing out, this was the best ever love island.
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2 years
@demigodgeous Lol na pram and keke go dey fight for road, person fit stop you, ask your pikin to lap them to the next bus stop.
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@sinphia
Sinphia
2 years
The documentary feels rushed because it seems a lot was happening in that rank building to only cover in an hour and 30 mins #OrgasmInc
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10 months
#theultimatum Riah wants to be a city girl before marriage and I get it. James should be in therapy with his mum, Ryann is wild for giving a 24 YO man an ultimatum. Lisa needs to be arrested, Trey seems nice and Antonio should blink twice cuz Roxanne is giving Stockholm syndrome.
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