Shaun Keaveny 💙 @shaunwkeaveny Twitter profile

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

7 months

Some things cannot be described in mere words..let me demonstrate:

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

2 years

“Grandad, how did you spend the Platinum Jubilee weekend?” “I watched the video of Boris Johnson being booed 2100 times.”

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1 year

The Conservatives have successfully groomed a nation to expect less from government, to hate and fear outsiders, to envy each other, to see home as a commodity and money as the only benchmark of success. They are the very worst of us and they must go. #EnoughIsEnough

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2 years

There are no words for how fucked our media system is in this country. Dominated by a cabal of billionaire-backed libertarian offshore disaster capitalists, picking and choosing their favourites and destroying whoever threatens their massive piles of profit. Anyway, Happy Sunday

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

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5 years

For those that have listened for the last 11 years 8 months 13 days, thanks for putting up with the many shite days and for giving us your time and your fucking funny jokes. We love you from the bottom of our hearts

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

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5 years

One of Rodin’s lesser-known works, “Fuck! I’ve stood on some Lego!” Circa 1889.

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

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4 years

It’s driving me nuts the way masks have been politicised. You don’t hold a door open for someone for your benefit, you do it as a small courtesy to them. Same with a mask but more important. Why is it so hard for people to just be a bit nice?

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

3 years

Being a racist isn't an opinion you're entitled to. If you discriminate against someone because of their ethnicity you're dangerous. You deserve to be vilified. You deserve to lose your job. You're not being cancelled. You're being left behind by a society that rejects you.

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1 year

No surprise to see nearly all news outlets demonising train drivers, nurses, climate protesters and Harry and Meghan instead of centuries-old establishments that deliberately conspire to make all of our lives worse every day. We must fight these forces and we have to win. 🫡

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1 year

For some reason I’m almost as depressed to discover I live in a country that celebrates the celebrity of Matt Hancock than I am to live in one that votes for Brexit.

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

3 years

Having heard people talk about it I innocently bought a small jar of Biscoff paste from Sainsbury’s earlier today and now I’ve got no teeth, have sold my house and am tossing people off for change under Charing Cross bridge

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

3 years

My mind has gone. I am totally overwhelmed by all of your love. And most recently by my #thisisyourlife from one of the great broadcasters and mentor to me, @steve_lamacq . Tomorrow let’s just open the pub early and talk shit yea? What you havin by the way? Xxxx

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

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2 years

I can’t believe today. This is my eldest son photobombing Taylor Hawkins. Taylor was the most delightful “famous person” I think I’ve ever met. Just a true, beautiful soul. He seemed to have a pure love of music and people. A sense of fun. Devastating to hear he’s gone.

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

5 years

Should win the fucking Turner Prize, this:

Led By Donkeys

@ByDonkeys

5 years

Oh hi @DominicRaab . Obviously you blocked us so there’s a chance you’ll miss this, but we wanted to let you know we projected your fatuous imbecility onto 3000 square metres of the White Cliffs of Dover.

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

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3 years

I don’t know shit but it seems to me that politics in general used to be quietly, grindingly boring and administrative, but now it’s performative. To the colossal detriment of everyone on earth. Pint?

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

2 years

Absolutely heartbroken about what they are doing to us. How can it be legal for them to do this? How can they foist yet another unelected prime minister on us?? #GeneralElection2022

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

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4 months

Like a burglar curling one out on your rug on their way out the window. What an absolute litter tray of a human:

Liz Truss unveils resignation honours list

The ex-PM, who was in office for 49 days, gives supporters and former aides honours, sparking criticism.

www.bbc.co.uk

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

5 years

How far we have fallen from morality when Gove's spinners think the electorate will be morally horrified by #MichaelGove 's recreational cocaine use, but not at all arsed about how he deliberately and systematically fucked up the U.K.'s state school system for years to come!

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

3 years

@Nigel_Farage If Jesus returned you'd be lobbying to get him deported.

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

3 years

Unless I'm wrong, it costs about £156 a year to subscribe to the Sun..what exactly do people get for that, Dan?

Dan Wootton

@danwootton

3 years

Pure arrogance for the Government and BBC to press ahead with a £1.50 hike to the Licence Fee in the midst of a pandemic forcing so many out of work. That’s right, next year the Beeb is going to cost you £159, no matter your age. I repeat: £159! Outrageous.

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

4 years

World gone mad. Hearing Nick Robinson badgering Emily Thornberry, “WOULD Jeremy Corbyn use nuclear weapons?!” Come on mate! Are you HARD enough to detonate a thermonuclear device that will definitely wipe out humanity or are you a SOFTLAD?!

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

5 years

I think we should stop broadcasting stories about N***l F****e's new party as one might ignore a child on a tantrum..why do we keep drawing attention to him??

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@shaunwkeaveny

2 years

The @Conservatives are unashamed economic and cultural vandals who are deliberately destroying our childrens’ futures and our chances of a decent life. They need to be removed as soon as possible and we need to do everything we can to make that happen. We need to come together.

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

3 years

Just want to say a colossal thank you to everyone who listened to our show and have been contacting me sending love to me. I reciprocate that in a huge way. I’m going to carry on lying under my bed in the foetal position for a bit longer but I promise I’ll be back making

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

1 year

General Election anyone?

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

3 years

The kind of men who racially abuse people they were lionising moments before are the same kind that call women unutterable names after their wolf whistles are ignored.

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

1 year

With all due respect, fuck you

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@Conservatives

1 year

It’s very simple - it’s this country and government who should decide who comes here - not criminal gangs. Our new laws show we will do what is necessary to achieve that.

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

2 years

David Davis on @BBCRadio4 describing the current Conservative crisis as potentially “death by a thousand cuts”….he’s one letter out isn’t he?!

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

3 years

Guess what I got for Christmas? COVID! The perfectly awful end to a shite year. I know loads of people’s Xmas has been compromised this year by illness or loneliness, so I just want to say I’m with you, all things must pass, we shall prevail. Dig deep. PS I CAN’T TASTE ANYTHING!

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

3 years

I thought Buddy Holly going down in that plane was the day that music died but it turns out Don McLean was talking shite:

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@justinmoorhouse

3 years

Robbie Williams and Jamie Cullim covering Slade in a jazz/swing hybrid on The One Show. Bravo 2020 you’ve peaked.

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

1 year

Classic far-right/narcissist playbook though, isn’t it? Call everyone snowflakes, and then the minute you’re challenged robustly shout “you’re being a rude bully!” You’ve destroyed the country and we’re not allowed to be angry about it?!

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@BBCNewsnight

1 year

WATCH: Sparks fly as Alastair Campbell and Alex Phillips clash on the future of Brexit #Newsnight |

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

1 year

If Johnson does get flushed out of public office is anyone up for a small street party? A dummy run for the fucking massive one when we got the Tories out?

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

2 years

Oh my god. Oh my god. @BorisJohnson you are a complete and utter disgrace. Gaslighting, obfuscation, accusing the opposition of playing politics. Step down.

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

3 years

I’m dealing with this the only way I know how..I’m putting sgt pepper on…

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

3 years

On my death bed, if someone whispers "that Robbie Williams biopic comes out on Friday", I will squeeze the carer's hand and whisper, "I'm ready to go".

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

2 years

This government’s behaviour is genuinely adversely affecting my mental health

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

4 years

Every day now it’s like we’re in the Bellend Olympics

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

11 months

Stand by it:

BBC Radio 6 star launches Twitter tirade against Boris Johnson

Shaun Keaveny, who hosts a daily afternoon show on BBC Radio 6 Music and is paid more than £160,000 a year, referred to sex acts to criticise Mr Johnson's policies.

www.dailymail.co.uk

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

1 year

“Impartiality” has become a stick to cow presenters into silence. It has become a euphemism for protecting a corrupt government. The Conservatives inculcated this culture of fear deliberately and are gleefully destroying the BBC just like they are the NHS. #EnoughIsEnough

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

3 years

Year. 9? Sweet lord what talent!!

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@BishopstonSch

3 years

Congratulations to Makenzy Beard, Year 9, whose painting has been selected for exhibition at the @royalacademy Young Artists' Summer Show. The work will be on display in London 13th July - 8th August. A fantastic achievement, well done!!! 👏🏼 #bishExpressiveArts #bish21

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

5 years

I’m getting ready to go to bed early for work for the last time. It feels really weird. Good night. Hope you can listen tomorrow for our last ever breakfast show. I guarantee it will be a mess.

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

4 years

May I tenderly suggest a statue of Marcus Rashford go up somewhere? What a truly wonderful thing that man has done.

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

2 years

He’s right. It’s Jodie Whittaker’s fault young men commit crimes. Not years of austerity, mental health and social care provision cutbacks, fewer pathways into real careers, under investment in poorer communities and abject failure of hope. It’s definitely Jodie’s fault.

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@AdamBienkov

2 years

Conservative MP Nick Fletcher says Doctor Who being played by a woman has pushed young men into crime.

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

11 months

Farage is right about one thing, there is a small boat in the Channel right now on which we can blame many of the problems we currently face as a nation. And he's in it. What a horrible, horrible manifestation of the worst parts of our national psyche he is.

Nigel Farage

@Nigel_Farage

11 months

I’m back in the English Channel with @GBNEWS today to prove that Rishi Sunak’s claims about stopping the boats are false.

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

4 years

“Daddy, why do some people get so very angry when black people appear in TV-adaptations of old stories?” “Because they’re racists, son.”

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

1 year

Sadly we are trying to find heart in the heartless, sense in the senseless. This government’s very bedrock is hate, othering, and cynically pandering to people’s worst instincts. I cannot wait to see them washed away in a landslide:

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@FreefromTorture

1 year

BREAKING: a Holocaust survivor just confronted Suella Braverman to say: your hateful language has consequences

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1 year

GENERAL ELECTION NOW GENERAL ELECTION NOW GENERAL ELECTION NOW GENERAL ELECTION NOW GENERAL ELECTION NOW GENERAL ELECTION NOW GENERAL ELECTION NOW GENERAL ELECTION NOW GENERAL ELECTION NOW GENERAL ELECTION NOW GENERAL ELECTION NOW GENERAL ELECTION NOW GENERAL ELECTION NOW

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

7 years

Jeremy Paxman is like the shouty twat in the pub who's had 7 Stellas and a line of coke

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

6 years

This. Is f*cking insane. Totally insane:

BBC Archive

@BBCArchive

6 years

#OTD 1977: John Noakes scaled Nelson's Column, on a wobbly ladder... with no safety harness...and no helmet...wearing flares... to clean some pigeon poo. Don't try this. Anywhere. Ever.

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

3 years

I fucking love watching Bob Ross paint. I especially love the bit where, every single time, I mutter, “aw he’s fucking lost it…”, and then he slaps a bit more titanium white and banjaxed crimson on and it looks fucking mint #fuckingmint

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

2 years

Boris Johnson has lost any authority to deploy advice on the coronavirus. This is a crucial moment. It’s a disgrace he is still there. His presence in Number Ten is a public health risk.

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

3 years

This is so fucking awesome

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

3 years

That’s a bit of class in a glass I think

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

2 years

Gary Davies has just fucking faded out Tunnel of Love by Dire Straits before the solo and now I am walking the streets shirtless swinging a snooker ball in a sock

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

3 years

My funk soul brother, you’re one of my favourite people in broadcasting. You know this. We used to joke whenever you stood in for me on Breakfast it was in fact I who was standing in for you til you could dep again, so popular you were! You’re going to be so good. OPEN THE TRUNK!

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@BBC6Music

3 years

Craig Charles ( @CCfunkandsoul ) is the new host of weekday afternoons between 1–4pm 😎 The show will be an uplifting and eclectic mix of music with guests from across the worlds of music, comedy, TV & film. Craig will continue to present the Funk and Soul Show on Saturdays 🙌

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@shaunwkeaveny

5 years

It wasn't optimism that got Americans on the moon Boris, you mendacious tool, it was 9 years of mindblowingly intricate work by 350,000 geniuses and the courage of three almost superhuman humans. Piggybacking on their work to make your shit point is typical of you.

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

5 years

The world is now run by shit Bond villains, Marvel billionaires and actual television comedians. So-called adults mock a kid for trying to save the earth. The sooner the kids take over the fucking better:

North Korea summit: Putin says Kim 'needs guarantees'

The meeting in Russia, the first for the two leaders, follows the collapse of Trump-Kim talks.

www.bbc.co.uk

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@shaunwkeaveny

4 months

Travelling anywhere in this country, going to the hospital, needing help of any kind, we’re reminded that in 14 years of Tory rule the only people who’s lives have improved are Tory donors, members, or the super rich. The rest of us are meaningless to them #GeneralElectionNow

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@shaunwkeaveny

6 years

Has anyone else gone from “oo another nice day” to “..I think we’ve fucked the planet”?

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

4 years

We’ve had some coughing in the house so we are on 14 day lock-in from last Saturday (don’t panic we have wine). So won’t be with you on the waves for a bit. But my wonderful colleagues will be. Stay in, stay safe, and I’ll be talking bullshit at you IMMINENTLY XXXX

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@shaunwkeaveny

3 years

More articulate people have expressed this than me, but having the jab made me feel emotional. A whole building full of brilliantly helpful and clever people doing something totally altruistic. The world can seem awful at times, but there is hope here. #nhs 💜

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@shaunwkeaveny

8 years

It's like suddenly realising you've gone on holiday with a bunch of pricks. Forever.

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

1 year

Raab is trying to sell himself as a brilliant politician who’s innovative work was stymied by pathetic underlings. We’re talking about a man who, as Brexit Secretary, didn’t realise the English Channel was an important trade route. The guy is an incompetent bullying twat!

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

4 months

I could watch that forever until i die laughing

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@giftedrascal

4 months

This keeps making me laugh

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@shaunwkeaveny

2 years

Liz Truss as replacement PM?!?! That’s like replacing a snapped cam belt with a custard slice.

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@shaunwkeaveny

2 years

Non-priorities for current government: Free school meals. Human rights. Morality of any description. Culture. Priorities: Kill the BBC. Flags. Protecting statues. Division. BYOB parties. Taking the piss and getting away with it.

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@shaunwkeaveny

2 years

I think if the Conservative party line is that omicron will be deadly due to an overwhelmed NHS, we have to remember which party has been most invested in the dismantling of said health service.

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@shaunwkeaveny

5 years

@BorisJohnson Who are you addressing this to? Not the nation, seeing as though we weren't asked. I guess it must be directed at the 0.13% of the Conservative Party that did. Either way, the honour was not bestowed by us. We think you're a lying bellend.

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

2 years

Is Nadine Dorries going to abolish the BBC but replace it with a massive Union Jack where the telly used to be?

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@shaunwkeaveny

5 months

Why are places like the BBC once again enabling Nigel F*r*ge by giving the whole “ooo it looks like a good time for a comeback for the political maverick!” schtick rather than ignoring or marginalising one of the most dangerous figures in modern politics? I just don’t get it.

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@shaunwkeaveny

2 years

Beautiful

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2 years

James O'Brien tears into Priti Patel for going to Poland to 'pretend' that she really cares about refugees. @mrjamesob

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5 months

Just saying for the avoidance of any doubt that I believe this incarnation of Tories are the most morally-corrupt, politically damaging and incompetent bunch of arseholes ever to have been in charge of what is left of this counrtry, and I can't fcking wait for them to fck off. 🤶

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@shaunwkeaveny

6 years

I don’t know what this bus lane did to get suspended..perhaps it was acting like a total cyclepath

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@shaunwkeaveny

5 years

it feels really invasive to have your children's future ruined by very privileged late middle-aged politicians who have demonstrated how little they care about anything but their own reputations doesn't it?

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@shaunwkeaveny

3 years

Did he get the dog shit off in the end?

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3 years

Now this is what I call a dance break!

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5 years

Surely it’s time for us peasants to peacefully revolt?

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@shaunwkeaveny

2 years

“Some personal news”…

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@shaunwkeaveny

2 years

Allowing Johnson to be caretaker PM for 3 months is like police pulling a drunk driver over, giving them a ticket and letting them drive home

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@shaunwkeaveny

4 years

instead of constantly arguing about who the perfect leader should be, shouldn’t all Labour activists be unifying to tell the simple tale of a government of cronies and cynics that hates all but the richest of its constituents?

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@shaunwkeaveny

1 year

Makes me want to cry she is so on-point about it all. F**k the Tories and their culture war. Bring it on, we will flush them:

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@Mrbaiti

1 year

This lady has just spent 2 mins absolutely eviscerating the Conservatives on their record on EVERYTHING 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #BBCQT “ I’m staggered that you think you’re succeeding… Watch and listen!

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1 year

When life seems too tough some days, we always have this:

We're just normal men

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1 year

We’re just normal men

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7 years

We continue to wish hard for a world in which the Daily Mail no longer exists

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@shaunwkeaveny

2 years

Love how tories are very happy to start a million divisive and utterly fake culture wars against “snowflakes” but the minute someone says “I detest the tories” they absolutely lose their shit and start crying in a corner.

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@shaunwkeaveny

2 years

It may be one of the most challenging times to be alive right now but it's an absolutely halcyon moment in history to be a shameless, lying, machiavellian, incompetent, heartless, greedy sack of shit isn't it?

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@shaunwkeaveny

3 years

How does it get better than that?

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3 years

@ProfBrianCox @shaunwkeaveny Ditto.

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10 months

If you think Just Stop Oil are a bigger problem than the oil companies that have been deliberately obfuscating information about climate change for 40 years, or the governments that are ignoring it, I think you are also the problem.

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@shaunwkeaveny

4 years

Playing Monopoly in the rain on holiday and remembering what a great lesson it is for kids: money turns people into pricks. I hate to call my kids that but facts are facts.

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

3 years

Thanks for looking out for me these last few infected days. I think I’m getting better now. Happy new year. We will be alright in the end x

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@shaunwkeaveny

3 years

Absolutely bang-on:

Adil Ray OBE

@adilray

3 years

This is brilliant.

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

2 years

Is anyone thinking of starting a nationwide protest against the government? Possibly fronted by Dan Stevens? I’d be on that March.

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

2 years

Imagine being so morally debased that you and your cronies would actively use a war in which thousands are dying due to a despot that weaponises disinformation, to stay in office.

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

3 years

I’m having trouble pronouncing your name Diggers. It keeps coming out as “elitist bellend”. 😘

Lord Digby Jones

@Digbylj

3 years

Enough! I can’t stand it anymore! Alex Scott spoils a good presentational job on the BBC Olympics Team with her very noticeable inability to pronounce her ‘g’s at the end of a word.Competitors are NOT taking part, Alex, in the fencin, rowin, boxin, kayakin, weightliftin & swimmin

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

4 years

It’s not funny anymore is it. Our relatives and friends and front line workers have died and these guys just waffle on in some careerist Odyssey of Lies.

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

3 years

Special love to all with the virus or helping people with it right now. It's the real deal, a scary thing that can lay you up for a long time. Despite what some silly people might contest. We all have to absolutely kick the shit out of it with love, kindness and patience xx 🙏🙏

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

5 years

@JuliaHB1 You're doing the right thing, Julia. Carry on doing that for another twenty years and the coast will come to us, no need to travel at all!!

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

1 year

Ok looks like this is on. If he gets deselected as an MP I will start the arrangements. Is everyone ok with Peroni and salt and vinegar crisps?

Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

1 year

If Johnson does get flushed out of public office is anyone up for a small street party? A dummy run for the fucking massive one when we got the Tories out?

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

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Steve was a friend-on-the-radio first, then a proper friend. He was just really kind, and sweet and looked out for you. Never took any daft shit seriously. But he took radio seriously. Can’t believe it really. Love you pal. ❤️❤️❤️

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

3 years

YESSS!! The shitter we get as a country the better we get at football!! Thank you lads!!! #SouthgateYoureTheOne

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

3 years

Have a good one tomorrow @CCfunkandsoul 💋 💋

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

3 years

This story about the football super league is just another example of how weirdly accepting we have become in this country of accepting behemoth businesses taking a massive shit on the front lawn of our collective culture.

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Shaun Keaveny 💙

@shaunwkeaveny

2 years

If you were to measure the value of a person's time on earth by how many people they delighted, Barry Cryer is one of humanity's great treasures. Giving hundreds of little daily gifts of laughter. Always seeing the funny. The world just got a bit more boring. #ripbarry

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