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The Jase 🐶 🎸 🎥

@jasemonkey

1 year

"We didn't vote for Brexit But they're always blaming us For being Remainers" #wedidntvoteforbrexit

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4 years

At 15 her eyesight isn’t great so she needs a little sniff before she recognises me. :)

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2 years

"On the head my son!"

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2 years

Lizz Truss exits, but with commentary from One Man & His Dog. #lizztruss

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1 year

Don't know why but I suspect Boris Johnson might be lying. #PrivilegesCommittee

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2 months

"I'd have gotten away with it if it wasn't for that pesky Photoshop!" #KateMiddleton

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1 year

Why is Rishi Sunak delivering a video message on the toilet?

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9 months

I agree with the bloke driving past.

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4 years

Trump's speeches work better with a laugh track.

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2 years

It's Hammer Time for Krishnan Guru-Murthy! #SteveBaker

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Does this mean someone representing the Residents' Association will get a regular spot on @bbcquestiontime ?

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@jasemonkey

3 years

This is like Rod Hull going on telly to discuss the terrible behaviour of Emu.

Nigel Farage

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3 years

About to go live on @GBNEWS to discuss the appalling and violent scenes at Wembley Stadium on Sunday.

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5 years

Zoinks! It's..........Rebekah Vardy! #RooneyvVardy #WagathaChristie

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@jasemonkey

5 months

I'm not so sure Boris Johnson is going to tell the truth. #CovidInquiry

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5 years

I’m an editor. You can’t do this by ‘mistake’. You would need to go back through previous clips and cut this in. BBC uses old clip of Boris Johnson at cenotaph instead of video of his wreath gaffe - Mirror Online

BBC uses old video of Boris Johnson at cenotaph instead of clip of wreath gaffe

A three-year-old clip of the Tory Leader at the Cenotaph was broadcast on Breakfast this morning

www.mirror.co.uk

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1 year

Why does Rishi Sunak always talk like he's presenting a kids' TV show?

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2 years

At least The Freds have one fan. #Rightsaidfred

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1 month

#HappyEaster #LizTruss

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11 months

Nadine Dorries' heartbreaking tale of being a working class girl with ambition, only to have her dreams crushed by the establishment. Set to Simon Bates' Our Tune theme.

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1 year

I've turned the Donald Trump trading cards into the Mr Benn intro.

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2 years

Struggling to make ends meet? Here's a handy guide to surviving the cost of living crisis from the people that created it. #CostOfLivingCrisis #ToryGuide

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8 months

Morrisons Ultimate Breakfast review accompanied by a sad piccolo flute.

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4 months

An opposition MP goes on Spanish news to react to Lee Anderson abstaining on the Rwanda Vote. #30pLee #RwandaBill

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2 years

@Crozie @MattHighton Okey dokey!

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5 years

Theresa May's speech is a work of comedy genius. #TheresaMay #Brexit

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11 days

This is the most middle class thing I've seen in my entire life.

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2 years

Britain’s answer to Disneyworld is now open - a fairytale kingdom for the whole family to enjoy. #Brexitland #BrexitBenefits

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1 year

This is for all of you that asked for additional sound FX.

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1 year

A Rocky-esque montage of Boris Johnson jogging from car to door.

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4 years

@michaelsheen @ITV For a million pounds, who plays Chris Tarrant in Quiz? A) Martin Sheen B) Michael Sheen C) Barry Sheene D) Mr Sheen

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5 months

If Rishi Sunak was a contestant on Bullseye.

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@jasemonkey

11 months

Imagine being such a twat that you use the deaths of 5 people to make a dig at 'lefties'.

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6 months

Did David Cameron just let one off in the House of Lords?

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2 years

Who will be victorious in the Westminster Derby? Place your bets! #ToryLeadershipContest #spotthedonkey #VicTORYious

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3 years

"The vaccine is dangerous" says woman who injects her face with botulism.

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2 years

It costs that much to maintain his face at the right temperature.

Rachael Swindon

@Rachael_Swindon

2 years

Tory MP Edward Leigh claimed back £2,332 for heating last year, and £2,474 the year before. You are being offered a loan of £200 to help with yours. #CostOfLivingCrisis

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@jasemonkey

10 months

Happy Birthday Mick Jagger. Here he is showing that at 80 he's still got his football skills. #mickjagger80 #MickJagger

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11 months

If Rishi Sunak was a contestant on Mastermind.

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5 years

@SalfordPaulH @MrPaulBrunton @john3ners Cockfosters?

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4 months

I added the Flumps theme to this video of a capybara.

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@jasemonkey

3 years

A British crown on a beerless glass would be a perfect Brexit metaphor.

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7 months

RIP Tony Husband. An incredibly kind, funny and talented man. He drew this on Sunday when I was feeling sad about Hobson. It's perfect. I will always treasure it.

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7 months

Tony Husband did a beautiful drawing in memory of Hobson. I'm in tears again. x

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2 years

I've turned this lady's words of warning into an educational rap on the dangers of trade unionism. #DINO

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7 months

Should I vote Tory flow chart.

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@jasemonkey

2 years

Tough decision to make this morning. Which is worth more?

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@jasemonkey

11 months

This is like Fred West writing an article entitled 'Why I Gave Up Plastering'

Why I quit parliament

I have received a letter from the Privileges Committee making it clear – much to my amazement – that they are determined to use the proceedings against me to drive me out of parliament. They have...

www.spectator.co.uk

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2 years

@NoContextBrits Ronnie Pickering could never score a goal as good as this.

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2 years

Can't we just keep Channel 4 and sell off the government instead?

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2 years

@MattHighton Star Wars: No Hope

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10 months

Dan Wootton's opening monologue accompanied by the Our Tune theme.

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Lee Anderson goes out and about on an open top bus to meet some of his most ardent supporters.

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8 months

Astonishing scenes in Mexico as evidence of alien life is revealed. #AliensOnEarth

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2 years

Rishi Sunak's latest campaign video, but with added drum fills. #ToryLeadershipContest

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2 years

@AdamBienkov You can actually hear her thinking.

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1 year

Liz Truss ain't afraid of no woke! #WokeCulture

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3 years

There seems to be a bit of a trend for sea shanties at the moment, so I wrote one in honour of Boris Johnson.

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5 years

The Tories have unleashed their new secret weapon to attract the 'yoof' vote. STREET GOVE!

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4 years

An electron microscope has revealed the world's tiniest violin playing for Boris Johnson. #poorboris

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2 years

Monty Python & The Holy Passport Control #DoverChaos #Dover #Brexit

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@Crozie @MattHighton Okey dokey!

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6 years

Here’s my daily routine. @markwahlberg

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2 years

Lizz Truss has confirmed that although there will be no asylum seekers onboard they're going ahead with the flight so they can stock up on duty free for Downing Street parties.

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1 year

Boris Johnson Visits Ukraine (honest subtitles).

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2 years

Liz Truss enjoying a day out at Thomas The Tank Engine World.

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3 months

Has anyone else noticed that since Musk took over Twitter there's been a deluge of 'sexy bots' liking your posts?

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5 months

Man of the people Nigel Farage once again sticking it to... (checks notes)... the elites.

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When I was young I don't recall St George's Day being a big deal. It was only after people started pretending they weren't allowed to celebrate it that it became a kind of gammon crusade.

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The most GB News thing you’ll ever see 😆

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@jasemonkey

2 years

Surprise! #BorisJohnson

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2 years

Anyone who enjoyed this will probably like yesterday's video.

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2 years

Who will be victorious in the Westminster Derby? Place your bets! #ToryLeadershipContest #spotthedonkey #VicTORYious

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“Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.”

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What is wrong with these people?

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Penny Mordaunt's speech but as a scene from 1984.

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2 years

Never realised Ian Brown was in the Peter Kay video!

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3 years

I see IKEA has released a Darren Grimes reading lamp. Perfect for a #craftywank

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@ExWMTony I know it is. I did it. I even put my name on the video.

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3 years

Schadenfred via @MetroUK

Right Said Fred star hospitalised with Covid but still refusing vaccine

He previously said the vaccine is a 'scam'.

metro.co.uk

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4 years

Why not try the 'Covid Drinking Game' - take a sip every time you feel the author is being a sanctimonious prick.

The Independent

@Independent

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Opinion: Let’s try “Dry Covid” – lockdown is the time to kick our national alcohol habit for good

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1 year

Hobson passed away peacefully in the arms of myself and Claire. We loved him with all our hearts. Words cannot express how devastated we feel. I've set up a fundraiser for @TeamPoundie in his honour. If he brought you some joy please donate. xxx

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2 years

In tribute to the wonderful Bernard Cribbins I worked out a guitar version of Right Said Fred.

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A bizarre list of things the Tories are at war with. 1) The National Trust 2) The House of Lords 3) The BBC 3) Doctors 4) Lawyers 5) The RNLI 6) The Tory Party

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I'm sharing my friend's Instagram post about Richard & George - sadly soon to be replaced by machines. @RMTunion

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Loving the new Gladiators.

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Land of no hope.

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3 years

“This is a customer service announcement. Due to supply chain issues, anyone wishing to purchase fruit and veg should make their way to the car park where we have set up a gladiatorial combat arena. Thank you for shopping at Tesco.”

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@MayorofLondon Remember seeing this painting back in the day...

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One of the greatest basslines ever.

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Awkward #RishiSunak #Mathematics

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4 years

It's like detuning your telly then spending 4 years of effort getting Channel 5 back.

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4 years

To clarify: thanks to the UK-Japan trade deal, soya sauce will be cheaper than it otherwise would be under WTO terms, on which we would be trading with Japan from 1 Jan if we had not secured the UK-Japan trade deal.

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Why the James Bond chord is so cool.

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2 years

Unsure how to vote tomorrow? Here's a handy guide to voting Tory from the department of Digital, Culture Media & Sport. #Tory #Vote #Conscience

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What have the Tories ever done for us? Made by @jasemonkey & @TheDanMarch

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3 years

You know what’ll get us out of this mess? A good old fashioned cockney singsong round the piano.

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30p Lee's tale of woke, set to the Our Tune theme.

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2 years

Here we find Nadine Dorries in her natural habitat.

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3 years

I believe he hired this outfit from theatrical costumiers Angels & Bermans. It was listed in their catalogue as 'Working class revolutionary'. He needs to return it on Monday as Ken Loach has it booked.

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An easy trick for noodling in a Spanish stylie.

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