DEAD and PREGNANT @sharkydaemoness Twitter profile

Pinned Tweet

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

2 years

Honestly? Pin-worthy. Check out my shark!!

12

32

150

Last Seen Profiles

@sofiafolklorica

@meddevices

@CHINAJISOOBAR

@hezamalasad

@bagbossart

@czulent

@AlekoGabuniya

@juhlissuhh

@PROF3SSOR_

@MattapanCHC

@Finesse18Burras

@JABBAWOCKEEZ

@Royale_Oceanne

@FoundationToWin

@scfredericks

@OfficialUnitu

@imprettygoodngl

@Anthony_Becht

@seokchinscarteu

@peachycart

@dangeddes

@LeahGolob

@Berxwedan161

@TheRealMerb

@Ovijay1102

@BritainyBeshear

@Redepaz_Oficial

@naveedch

@lilmizzunique

@TayfaAzgin63510

@pierce_oleary10

@rb_l44

@PPADMV

@aestgrm

@b4ssil

@RebeldisimaC

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

2 years

When the autistic girl infodumps to you abt some shit you’ve never heard of in your life

171

9K

75K

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

4 years

This might actually be one of my favorite spongebob gags tbh

87

10K

41K

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

4 months

kit ☥

@emergncykit

4 months

This is not a real conversation

81

2K

30K

18

2K

21K

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

3 years

@seafoodchip

9

707

18K

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

4 years

@cal_gif the entire wiki's like this holy shit

53

2K

12K

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

4 years

Great news everyone!

43

2K

12K

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

3 months

You can’t even be like “blocked enough ads to get the Good Stuff” any more because *every* fucking ad is like this now.

49

805

10K

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

1 year

I frequently forget that scrimblo bumble was like The result of a single tweet

cowboy postbop (Dan Lehner)

@danlehnermusic

1 year

What's a tweet that's so canonical in your mind you make shorthand reference to it, even if people might not know what you're talking about? (I sometimes just say "uh oh y'all it's gettin' kinda hazy" expecting people to get it)

3K

7K

115K

14

1K

5K

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

10 months

Toby Fox said the f slur 15 years ago and immediately followed it up by introducing one of the hardest songs in gaming. So what I propose is we let him say t-

44

431

5K

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

4 years

one of my favorite things about HLVRAI is that we're beginning to see cute fanart of characters who canonically look like this.

36

1K

4K

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

4 years

@chrisnoessel I was with her until the part where she implied getting rid of all billionaires would be immoral

16

50

3K

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

3 years

@TheBoiNamedXela it's kinda fitting that the GoT and TLOU2 fans are just having a massive pissfight in Geoff's replies while Hades fans are for the most part just proud to see their fav game made it so far

7

18

3K

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

2 years

@DYSONlife4real Ketchup exists you can go to any grocery store and find it easy and a lot of restaurants offer packets of it idk what you’re talking abt

21

31

2K

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

2 years

@Bolverk15

2

23

2K

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

4 years

@Livinginmycar6 @Gothamist damn you're right, especially considering the fat load of good they did here.

0

18

2K

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

1 year

@adifying

4

44

2K

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

4 years

That one dude named funky when the DJ tells everyone to get him

8

468

2K

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

4 years

@killingloomboys @nickolaslangley (the joke is that the democratic party puts on a progressive face while still enacting harmful policies and targeting poor people

3

21

2K

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

4 years

@PuuroK

5

109

1K

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

1 year

@emihead Fake. There's not like a dozen blueticks joking about how it "identifies" as a leaf

2

10

2K

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

1 year

@danielleloucamp @Srirachachau the fact that there was a twelve hour gap between those last two is the icing on the cake. He was stewing either all night or all day

6

8

1K

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

2 years

@jonathanchait “My tweet wasn’t necessarily intended for you” doesn’t really work when you’re talking to someone you directly tagged in said tweet

1

14

1K

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

2 months

ppl would prolly have more respect for mascot horror as a genre if all of them allowed you to railgrind

Finding Frankie Team

@FindingFrank1e

2 months

'Finding Frankie' is our upcoming parkour obstacle course game that throws you into a colorful and totally not murderous indoor parkour and trampoline park! Wishlist on Steam! #horror #HorrorGames #FindingFrankie #indiegame

288

2K

10K

3

153

1K

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

4 years

Blue Orb fan vs Gold Orb enjoyer

15

488

1K

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

3 years

@LiquidGoth god I keep calling NFTs picrews that you have to pay thousands for but wow they Really Fucking did it huh

2

34

1K

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

4 years

@AnthonyJBS93 I think if retail workers were allowed to deck any five people they wanted each day the world would be a better place

8

83

1K

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

4 years

6

450

1K

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

1 year

@Chinchillazllla @TwitterSupport It's impressive, I don't think the site has had a single positive change since he bought it

17

30

1K

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

10 months

Buddy if you think animal anatomy on an anthro is zoophilia I’d recommend just not being a furry entirely like. Why are you so into ppl with animal faces hmm?

13

138

1K

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

6 months

@nescartridges

3

75

1K

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

2 years

@JackDexterity The fact that he STILL tries to show off how smart he is after that is just amazing Incredible lmao

2

917

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

1 year

@StebMcDreb My fav part is that the wizard game about being a wizard in a setting defined by having wizards has like 26 spells in total

10

16

921

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

2 years

(It’s good)

1

12

810

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

11 months

there's something warm about these. These were made by someone with a deep unbreakable love for humanity

ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁ebreezy

@AngryCrazyZebra

11 months

Memes I made!

406

1K

9K

2

133

815

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

11 months

this fucking cat RUINED my notifs

Jon

@BiggestttHater

11 months

what is y’all most liked tweet?

4K

5K

43K

1

123

779

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

1 year

@AngelDemon_24 @ConSelfOwns it's been their reaction to anything and everything

1

772

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

4 years

@AnveEloum @dirtcup_art Can't believe I'm witnessing a nonbinary boomer with my own four eyes.

5

8

742

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

1 year

@poondonkus Little gray cat.

1

98

765

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

4 years

@iatemuggles “I think I would be a very good fit for this company, in that you have a job and I am looking for a job.”

0

42

747

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

4 years

@ColrStorm @InternetSpoider

2

31

699

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

10 months

Final boss of deltarune. Calling it now.

4

2

729

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

4 months

@green_durag I hope the show somehow gets double cancelled because of this

1

5

718

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

5 years

RT this cute shark girl for bad luck and horrible curses ::) (@/sorimmori

17

333

703

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

11 months

THERE ARE SO MANY FUCKING LINES FOR THESE RATS JESUS CHRIST THIS ISN'T EVEN LIKE A THIRD OF THEM

13

80

691

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

8 months

Can’t believe it’s 2023 and these massive triple-A releases still have worse water physics than Resident Evil 4, where you could shoot the lake and it would actually ripple realistically. Give it a try now!

NikTek

@NikTekOfficial

8 months

Cyberpunk 2077 2.0 Update VS Starfield Water Physics Comparison #Cyberpunk2077 #Starfield

206

18

207

41

111

687

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

2 years

@NextGenPlayer Triple A devs will explode if they have to optimize their games sizes even once.

4

8

648

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

3 years

@Kawynbleidd @Crusina_Luachra @2WayIntrsctn @RegaMyEgga @BloddyEllMate @gameinformer Ok fine they did it because they’re a bunch of absolute morons who based a machine in their game around a device literally built to give people seizures and somehow it never occurred to them that this might give people seizures.

1

0

650

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

6 years

@x_Loveable_xx @chynapalmer18 @NikoWavyWavy @Im_Varial I bet you cried for Toni Lauren when she got viciously attacked with a glass of water

5

15

570

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

5 years

@TaxBeast God I still can’t process the image on the left as being real It’s so memed that it looks like it was created, not something that happened in real life

3

4

559

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

1 year

@parafactual It takes some time after each name change for the check to return so it definitely feels like it’s manual lmao

2

3

616

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

3 years

@AlishaGrauso “Our mythology is Two multi-billion dollar franchises” is honestly one of the more damning things you can say about America

2

23

576

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

11 months

Just found the sillliest possible emoji combo

6

100

562

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

4 years

@chrisscottsharp

4

48

542

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

6 years

@HeythereIamacoo @tunahater The only sad thing about his death is that his victims aren't receiving the restitution

1

16

509

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

4 years

*thinks about this panel again and fucking loses it*

10

181

534

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

5 years

@sherlwatson the dance of freedom. the death bells. the rising of the joker. one of the most magnificent, sublime, monumental, extraordinary scenes in cinema history

2

32

488

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

4 months

@gahhnie This pic by @/_KopiKat_ gave my sona floppy ears and ring eyes out of no where iirc and they instantly became part of the canon because I loved it so much

2

6

496

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

4 years

@Chinchillazllla @JoeBiden I would simply tell the virus to go away.

3

441

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

1 year

FUCK YOU DOGY BLAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hourly Wolves

@hourlywolvesbot

1 year

HourlyWolves presents:

3

199

1K

6

141

470

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

4 years

5

202

467

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

7 months

@generalslug The eagle always faces forward.

2

15

472

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

4 years

@Hideki_Naganuma @FreezerFreiza HIDEKI SHE IS A MARRIED AND TAKEN WOMAN

4

0

388

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

3 years

the future is here and it sucks unbelievable amounts of ass.

朱溯 🐂

@zhusu

3 years

NFT Art Gallery @startarthk official launch this Sunday in HK 🔥

1K

5K

10

80

411

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

3 years

@FilthyHeretic @TockTockTock @EsotericEntityy I couldn’t help but notice I’m still seeing things? I’m a commie and I looked at the image but I’m still looking at things??? You gonna fix that or what

0

358

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

4 years

@NytroArt It’s prolly the part where he sells Spongebob for 62 cents

6

0

378

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

4 years

@BlueWaveAway @killingloomboys @nickolaslangley Most people are understanding it just fine lmao

1

0

373

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

4 years

@FavorateGP He’s been an Industry professional for at least 20 years and this is what his art looks like

2

1

379

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

4 years

@Beancatte We should make more animators watch loony toons cause I still love that one animation in doom eternal where you just punch the dude’s head down into their chest like a fucking cartoon

3

16

341

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

3 years

@RRIVERA992011 be careful, someone's gonna make like a dozen vids about this tweet with titles like "TWITTER FEMINISTS *TRIGGERED* OVER ANIME GIRLS" and they're all gonna be like twenty minutes long.

4

331

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

4 months

@Ruby52986 Because of woke

1

3

354

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

1 year

@Ambris_Art The fact that the headline doesn’t even mention the whole CO2 thing and just seems to imply they’re replacing trees for the heck of it really doesn’t help matters

3

10

355

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

1 year

@ithurtstowalk The fact that all the dlc for 3 is installed regardless of if you bought it

6

1

337

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

4 years

OH!!! BIG FUCKIN SHARK CAUSING A RUCKUS IN THE OCEAN!!!!!!!! (by @/batnaps, his original account that posted it went private so i'm reupping

8

114

333

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

9 months

@Shayy_TV he spoke that japanese in perfect english

0

12

335

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

5 years

what if we just combined these two into one ultra-tumblr-scam

14

115

296

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

3 years

@IncelsCo look at how confident the guy on the bottom is though. His delivery's probably top notch. I can't imagine that dude tripping over his words

2

0

290

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

7 months

@blackheart24601 @RiseFallNickBck the smell of the fish man they live with probably covers it up

1

2

323

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

3 years

@OttoHuang120 can't believe his drinking buddies all turned him into clothes

1

6

294

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

3 years

@jacobmercy I would legit be happier if Cline’s view of the world was entirely cishet because then I wouldn’t have to see him try and write about LGBTQ+ stuff

0

4

300

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

4 years

@BlueWaveAway literally all you need to get the joke is passing knowledge of hostile architecture and a political understanding deeper than "dems are the good guys"

1

0

272

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

1 year

Do you think this cat is a normal or creative person

Tweets of Cats

@PostsOfCats

1 year

279

12K

118K

10

33

283

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

3 years

LUCAS IN DA CATBOY MAID OUTFIT WHAT WILL HE FAIL TO CLEAN UP (by @batnaps !!!)

6

81

280

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

6 years

@Tuskinton @LlariLeague @AnnieKNK I mean, Harry Potter became a cop so it makes sense his son would end up in the racist house

2

26

256

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

8 months

@MercuryFalcon @ok_waifu Most likely not but Ryan Hall, who’s the one who said Gen:Lock is about the characters unlike other mech, is white

2

1

269

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

3 years

@jacobmercy I HATE that Cline knows what trans people are

1

2

251

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

1 year

@JUNlPER Crying and sobbing knowing that Twitter user Little Miss Fanny Fart pisses herself constantly and uncontrollably and I will never be able to live that experience

1

6

257

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

11 months

I’m glad I keep seeing this video going around cause I’m p sure this is the same serval whose owner got super upset someone made a meme with its meows without crediting the meows so anything to piss off clout-obsessed exotic pet owners is fun

4

54

250

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

8 months

@zachsilberberg You couldn’t make “We Bought A Zoo” today.

1

2

260

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

3 years

if you turn the music off the mos eisley band will just sit around confused

3

116

253

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

4 years

@madogems The one on the right is unironically more aesthetically pleasing than the one on the left It’s like her eyes and head were scaled up after the fact and it gives this off putting vibe when compared to the ‘realistic’ style of the rest of it.

3

4

229

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

3 months

@navarroguard Maybe I’ll be proven wrong when the full mod comes out but when I look at a decimated city in ruins with a tattered “Cuban liberation day” banner I don’t really get the reading of “ah, the ‘Cuban liberation’ is obviously being presented as a good thing”

2

1

240

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

4 years

Midnight Quagmire Toilet

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

4 years

(remaking cause the original is gone but I'm not gonna let that stop my nightly rts) Michelle Obama: I need to take a massive shit, where's the nearest restroom? Me:

1

23

52

86

130

231

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

3 years

(Also correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t Nordic mythology like an entire fucking religion? That’s kind of a far cry from mass market popcorn entertainment

2

222

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

4 years

@wayneradiotv I have reason to believe this video is reversed and these brave workers are actually rescuing this dog from one of Biden’s many, many canine catacombs.

2

13

226

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness

11 months

@Freyjihad The way he poses after like he just did the coolest thing in the world god everything this man does makes me sick

2

1

219

DEAD and PREGNANT

@sharkydaemoness