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everyone goes for the silly examples when comparing tf2's story to OW, for good reason, but Spy disguising himself as Tom Jones to comfort Scout as he dies because he knows that Scout would never accept him as his father is more heartwrenching than any of OW's attempts at sadness
honestly in terms of meme life cycles it's fucking incredible how morbius went from being funny to not funny to being funnier than its ever been over the course of about 36 hours
neurodivergent ppl be like:
"my friend is sad, I shall tell a story of a similar thing that happened to me to show that I'm listening and that I empathise"
*immediately after doing so*
"oh no, now I've made the situation about me, this is the opposite of what I wanted to do"
remember when jk rowling had an irish character in harry potter whos only character trait for like the first half of the series was that he kept making things explode
can you imagine throwing massive public tantrums and ensuring that any trans person is going to feel unsafe around you forever because you desperately needed to play Worse Destiny 2
ppl look at raw, moving art by vulnerable queers and go "this makes me mildly uncomfortable, here's their legal name and address" then look at 6 digit budget, status quo reinforcing superhero films backed by the military and go "yeah but it's fun so let people enjoy things"
bidoof's law doesn't mean "your politics are invalid if you RT porn" it's specifically about the contrast of joyless chuds going on about degeneracy and the decline of art and western civilization and then the first thing on their page is "my sister's armpits smell good!?!?!?"
"and as the year draws to a close it looks like elon musk has narrowly beaten liz truss to claim the title of most embarrassed person of 2022 at the last minu-BY GOD IT'S ANDREW TATE WITH A STEEL CHAIR"
What bit of historical perspective gives you an existential crisis? Mine is that Harriet Tubman was born in Thomas Jefferson's lifetime and died in Reagan's.
are you "enjoys things that can be done irl with other humans" kinky or are you "watched the wrong movie at age 8 and had your entire concept of what constitutes sex cracked open and gently poached like an egg" kinky
have you ever heard the tale of Markus "Notch" Persson? He's a Swedish videogame developer who was supposedly the driving force behind the creation of an iconic independent videogame known as "Minecraft"
It's false. It's fiction. Pure fiction. It never happened.
transphobes: "god, these transgenders are such sick, perverted freaks"
every single trans person I know, constantly: "I just want,,,,,,,,cuddl,,,,,,,,,,"
I know nothing about monster hunter but this fella simultaneously looks like he posesses all the knowledge in the universe and like he has the mii channel theme playing in his head at all times
NOBODY IS SAYING YOU SHOULD ACTUALLY RESPOND TO FRIENDS IN CRISIS WITH A TEMPLATE, JUST THAT YOU SHOULD BE PREPARED TO RECOGNISE YOUR OWN NEEDS AND NOT HAVE TO BE THERE FOR EVERYONE IF YOU'RE NOT DOING WELL EITHER
STOP USING AN AWKWARDLY WORDED TWEET AS AN EXCUSE TO BE ABLEIST
do you ever think about how press f to pay respects is like, the biggest and most enduring cultural impact the Call of Duty series has had in the last 5-10 years
you have an accident on the second floor and the ambulance people see they need to get the guerney up a legends of the hidden temple challenge and they just shoot you like a horse
broke: wanting shapeshifting so you can pretend to be other people
woke: wanting shapeshifting to alleviate gender dysphoria
bespoke: wanting shapeshifting so you can be your fursona
masterstroke: wanting shapeshifting so you can do all your kinks that aren't possible IRL
If you see a fictional girl wearing these glasses you just know the fanart of her is gonna have her as the biggest most depraved and esoteric sex freak since records began
"have you considered that those bigots might have been poor" isn't the astounding slam dunk argument winner a worrying amount of left twitter thinks it is
if you made a videogame where you played as a shrunken down few inches tall trans person who had to do various things, would people hate it because it has micro trans actions
for leftists, who typically subscribe more to supporting and uplifting sex workers and independent (mostly nsfw) queer creators, being horny on main is entirely consistent
@MBTYuGiOh
I have notifs off for people I dont follow so for me this is just like occasionally walking by a zoo exhibit where the gorillas are doing ketamine
just saw the take "people who hate gacha games clearly don't talk to people who play gacha, they're always warning people about gambling addiction and giving advice on avoiding it" and I do not know how to explain that other games do not need to come with gambling addiction PSAs
half the mcu films have input and financial backing from the pentagon, IW and Endgame both treat major girl characters like shit, queer rep is a fucking joke, but people clapped when man had hammer so they get away with anything even from people who know a thousand times better
so Bugsnax has:
-a prominent lesbian couple who go through both affection and hardship together
-2 gay dude characters who only aren't together because one of them is a clueless himbo
- a character who uses they/them pronouns voiced by an actual nonbinary VA
meanwhile something like boyfriend dungeon arguably didn't give adequate content warnings for a dark storyline and people spent 2 whole weeks harassing queer creators involved and saying how the game is dangerous and should be boycotted
can you imagine throwing massive public tantrums and ensuring that any trans person is going to feel unsafe around you forever because you desperately needed to play Worse Destiny 2
thinking about the time yu-gi-oh decided to make a star wars archetype but also for some reason decided to make it a wizard of oz archetype at the same time
oh sure when cis people ride a futa in public it's "good exercise" but when I do it I'm "engaging in public obscenity" and "banned for life from my local tesco"
my hot take is that yes we should have more queer spaces that arent bars but they should still be designed for people to be freaks while they're there. I wanna go to a library in a pup hood and have nobody give a shit
dudes who list "asian, glasses, big tits, big ass, spanking" as their kinks: I'm such a sick, twisted, perverted son of a bitch. Do you think you can handle my world of hedonism and pleasure?
people who are into tf, piss, sizeplay, drones, vore, etc:
gamers, for like the last decade: "lmao these fucking wokescold sjw sensitive babies at kotaku can't handle real banter"
kotaku: *uses the word shit in a headline to describe a shit game*
gamers: "OH WHAT OBSCENE PROFANITY DOTH FALL UPON MY FRAIL EARS, OH HOW CRASS AND FOUL"
being vaccinated DOES NOT mean you can organise and attend a grand ball in which you and all other jellicle cats compete to decide which of you will ascend to the heaviside layer and receive a new life
@LeftAtLondon
@tylerthecreator
I stood up to go get something while this was playing and when the flower boy era vocals came in I legit fuckin buckled over and had to sit down from laughing too hard
the time honoured tradition of finding bad low effort porn that happens to conform to the specific niche parts of the fetish that you really like and jacking off to the way better version of that bad porn you've just invented in your mind palace
fuck where's that one tweet that's like "panama papers but it's all the follower counts of the queer influencers quote tweeting shaky neurodivergent transfem artists who make touhous out of toilet paper" or something like that
nintendo unleashing pikmin 2 upon the youth is very funny i think. kids who loved pikmin 3 deluxe are going to learn the harrowing horrors of pikmin "sometimes at random the explosion spider will fall from the ceiling and kill all your pikmin instantly" 2
what's the most useless piece of jjba information? i'll start
kakyoin's first name was supposed to be tenmei but the editors misreaf his name as noriaki and it just stuck
are your kinks impossible to do irl in the sense that it goes against the laws of all known forms of science or are they impossible to do irl in the sense that you can do them but someone'll end up in the hospital
@_Lizstar_
in one level you need to put passwords into a big computer in a cave to open a door to the rest of the level, but I found a way to skip it and called it Kids Next Door C.O.M.P.U.T.E.R: Cave Obstruction Mandating Passwords Utterly Tarnished, Enabling Rapidness
for anyone not paying attention to tumblr these days: one of the current discourses on there is ppl making posts about mousegirls and other ppl replying insistently that "mouse" is one thing but the moment you stick "girl" on the end, the concept becomes sexual
the queer kink experience is nervously explaining to someone a fantasy you have that you feel super self conscious and embarrassed about for one reason or another, and they respond by enthusiastically telling you how hot it is
@CharlemagnumPI
Literally that spongebob movie joke where mr krabs sees king neptune showing up and starts drawing extra zeroes on the prices for everything
maid boys are cool and all but have you considered:
butler girls
hypercompetent lesbian tops in black suits that see to it that your every need and whim is taken care of without you so much as having to lift a finger