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Illinois, USA
Joined May 2009
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@juhlissuhh
juli
7 months
I just googled if rats can swim and Google said they are “excellent swimmers” and enjoy doing it. Prayers for y’all
@YWNReporter
Moshe Schwartz
8 months
#DEVELOPING : Major flooding happening now in NYC.
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@juhlissuhh
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4 months
“Bring out the olives!” takes me out every time lmao
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NATE
6 months
Maury was so sick for this when knowing this lady is afraid of olives😭
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@juhlissuhh
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5 months
Y’all are not messing around this year with Elf on the Shelf
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@juhlissuhh
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2 years
I’m crying, yall
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@juhlissuhh
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2 months
I laugh at this every year
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@juhlissuhh
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8 months
Me, when Usher performs Bad Girl
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@juhlissuhh
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2 months
Everyone 30+ reading this:
@labelslover___
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I’m so happy I learned all my mistakes young & not 30+.
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@juhlissuhh
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7 months
@JoeSweatpants Lmao the thought of a gang of rats swimming is terrifuckingfying
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@juhlissuhh
juli
4 years
I can’t wait to tell Trump supporters to RESPECT their president or leave the country!
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@juhlissuhh
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7 years
"You got a condom?" *Butt ass naked black man starts patting down imaginary pockets*
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@juhlissuhh
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5 months
I just finished Leave The World Behind. What kind of fucking ending!
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@juhlissuhh
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7 months
@capitalq704 Excellent swimmers is one thing but they enjoy doing it??
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@juhlissuhh
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4 years
@ItsLaDarrion He was like:
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@juhlissuhh
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4 months
The first time I saw this I was crying laughing
@oocsitcoms
no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉
4 months
who got that one sitcom clip
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@juhlissuhh
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5 years
Drake after watching his goons get their ass beat at Pusha T’s concert
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@juhlissuhh
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2 years
Lmaoooo
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@juhlissuhh
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4 months
Few years ago, I was having a very rough day. I couldn’t hide my emotions. I was sitting at the dining table, head down in my hands and my daughter slid this to me then went back to playing. I had to walk away and cry lol she’s always been the sweetest kid.
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@juhlissuhh
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7 months
@Natrone86 Lmao @ aquatic viking rats
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@juhlissuhh
juli
4 months
Mexicans will offer you a snack and it’ll be this
@JoshyBeSloshy
Champagne Sloshy
4 months
Perfect Burrito 🤤🤤🤤
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@juhlissuhh
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7 years
@meganhubbard445 All of sudden I can't read.
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@juhlissuhh
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1 year
People be like, “who you texting that got you smiling like that” and it really be stupid memes like this
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@juhlissuhh
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7 years
It can't get more real than this.
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@juhlissuhh
juli
1 year
That is a honeybun
@CBSNews
CBS News
1 year
A pink, strange UFO-like cloud formed and hovered over Bursa, Turkey this week, leaving many puzzled. The country's meteorological service identified it as a lenticular cloud, which forms from wind fluctuations and indicates turbulence moving downward in the sky.
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@juhlissuhh
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2 years
@OwaJohnny
💉👿
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Jay Z catalog aging like Eminem’s if we’re being honest.
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@juhlissuhh
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3 months
Bruno must have the fun coke. Idk what these other celebrities have
@endthedaydream
orphe
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bruno mars just be doing random shit man 😭😭
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@juhlissuhh
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4 months
@sheltoneus Lmao the show would probably be canceled if that episode aired today
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7 months
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@juhlissuhh
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4 years
Who wants go half on a Ben Wegmann house?
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@juhlissuhh
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6 years
When you accidentally like someone’s tweet
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@juhlissuhh
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4 months
Okay “ha ha” where’s the community note for this
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4 months
Donald Glover and Caleb McLaughlin will star in ‘AMERICAN DREAM: THE 21 SAVAGE STORY’.
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@juhlissuhh
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7 years
@Drebae_ 💅🏽🔪
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@juhlissuhh
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5 months
Ok but foreal.. they basically said, “do what you will with that information”
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@juhlissuhh
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6 months
One time an old coworker was saying she didn’t feel good. I asked if she was about to start her period and she told me “get the fuck outta here with that, bro” lmao I said alright I guess you don’t get that my bad 😂
@SupaDupaQQ
fresh 🥖 faguette
6 months
Wait, y’all really be thinking we don’t get our periods??? 🤣🤣🤣
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@juhlissuhh
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4 years
When the back massage is better than expected
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@juhlissuhh
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2 years
Honestly, Chris Brown x WizKid’s new song has been on repeat for me. That is a great song
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@juhlissuhh
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3 years
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3 years
WizKid sprinkled crack in “Essence”
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3 years
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@benwegmann
Ben Wegmann
3 years
Welcome home 🏡
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@juhlissuhh
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2 years
Me, every time a different celebrity pops up on the screen #adele
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@juhlissuhh
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6 years
Day 1 of meal preparation.
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@juhlissuhh
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5 years
He said.. IT’S A MIRACLE THAT GALILEO NEVER FOUND YOU. IF HE DID, HE’D SAY THE UNIVERSE REVOLVES AROUND YOU.
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@juhlissuhh
juli
8 months
I would’ve been right next to him like
@_via_getty_
getty
8 months
do not go gentle into that longhouse
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@juhlissuhh
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7 months
@gumbino_89 That is a nightmare
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@juhlissuhh
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2 months
Someone mentioned Scandal and I can see it now. Abby: “the princess is MISSING and they’re soft launching the prince’s MISTRESS, Liv” Liv: “they’re not ‘soft launching’ rose hanbury, they’re threatening the palace for sending them a fake a picture” Abby & Quinn:
@taureaucadeau
☉Nathan♃el™☉
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they’re not “soft launching” rose hanbury, they’re threatening the palace for sending them a fake picture
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@juhlissuhh
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2 years
Who in the world made up that rumor about Obama’s daughter being pregnant by Future
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@juhlissuhh
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5 months
Rose with Friends would be me with Twitter.
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@juhlissuhh
juli
10 months
For $700/mo, fuck it.
@zillowgonewild
Zillow Gone Wild 🏡
10 months
Here’s a $700/mo apt in Atlanta (tiktok: thejajabanks)
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@juhlissuhh
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3 years
I thought this was an Italian beef
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Lawwwd I thought this was a cheesesteak
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3 months
@SoUnserious_
😮‍💨 Maybe Tamika
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That Glo song is obnoxious & forced. Leave us alone.
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@juhlissuhh
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5 months
After the lockdown, that people thought would NEVER happen, I would never rule something like this movie out. Fjdjdjds
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@juhlissuhh
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3 years
This is so disturbing.
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@juhlissuhh
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6 years
Me, a Spotify user, reading everyone’s tweets about Scorpion dropping just now
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@juhlissuhh
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4 years
Who wants to move to TX and go half on a Ben Wegmann house?
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@juhlissuhh
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7 years
"Do you got any games on your pho-"
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@juhlissuhh
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5 months
@Kellmarie0284 I saw that! So interesting
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@juhlissuhh
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4 years
Just DM me if you want to go half. I’m ready.
@benwegmann
Ben Wegmann
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Who likes Modern Farmhouses? 👀 Brand new construction, 4 beds, half acre lot. $459,000. Full tour can be watched on my Instagram story! IG: Benwegmann
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@juhlissuhh
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6 years
Brown areolas >
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@juhlissuhh
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5 months
It ended like that to spark conversation. You wanting a part 2 without even discussing what transpired in this film is alarming. You need to think.
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5 months
They sent out an email about a raffle at my job. I saw the first prize was a peloton bike. So my happy ass clicked on the link and then the next page said it was a phishing email lmao they said
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@juhlissuhh
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Men thinking WNBA players will be flying them out
@AskWhy05
My name is my name
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Man when the WNBA players start getting $100m’s and tricking off and flyin niggas out on the road>>>
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@juhlissuhh
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3 years
We were at Target and as I was taking everything out of the cart at checkout, I grabbed the razors and she said “Yeah you really need those. I saw your legs earlier.”
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@juhlissuhh
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1 year
So this is where KD got that lil move from
@DailyLoud
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1 year
this is how a Giraffe eats 👀
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@asianvd0ll
vee.🦋
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y’all ..pls look at my puppy’s hair lmao
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2 years
After trying anal for the first time
@mattxctrl
Matt ✨
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The walk 😭 Kim was struggling 😭
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2 years
Weighted blankets, rose toy, and now this?! Do we even need men at this point
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@FatKidDeals
Fat Kid Deals
2 years
EZ Off Jar Opener - Under Cabinet Jar Lid & Bottle Opener for $12.57!
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@juhlissuhh
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9 months
OMG I want to do this
@yashar
Yashar Ali 🐘
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So fun…the end is 🤌🏼
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@juhlissuhh
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6 years
Donald Trump and his presidency are so cute to me.
@juhlissuhh
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6 years
I just said Lauren London and Nipsey were so cute together to me. Damn, I jinxed that.
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4 months
@DATVAKIDD It’s so funny I can’t help it 💀
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@juhlissuhh
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7 years
I'm dying at this right now.
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6 years
Minnie just told me “You aren’t welcomed here, nigger”
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@juhlissuhh
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3 years
Me, looking at my airfryer every time you post about the food you made in yours
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@55mmbae
bria celest
3 years
Air fryer chicken tenders 🍗🍗
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@juhlissuhh
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4 years
Okay McLovin!
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3 years
@unclewaffffles LOVE from the States! You on your way 🔥
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2 years
@mdaixo I did not know where this was going. I’m sorry wha–
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@juhlissuhh
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6 years
Congratulations! Boy or girl?
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7 years
"You're just like your father."
@MysticxLipstick
Ayoka
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When you're in an argument and you throw that last petty shot to hit him where it hurts
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5 years
This happens right when you’re about to leave the party, too.
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@juhlissuhh
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6 years
Why do all white rappers rap like this?
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@juhlissuhh
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3 years
What generation was the first to watch Forest Gump? Gen A
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@juhlissuhh
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4 years
This really is a bit much.. 😭
@orlandosentinel
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Man’s Halloween decor so gruesome cops are called several times
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@juhlissuhh
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3 years
*record scratch* “Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here..”
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4 months
@1TimmyFree Right! Especially when they’re delicious 😌
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2 years
Call Me Every Day by Chris Brown x WizKid is not long enough
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@juhlissuhh
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3 years
Men look so hot in these.
@FatKidDeals
Fat Kid Deals
3 years
Levi's Sherpa Trucker Jacket, $43.99, retail $100!
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6 years
Mood.
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@juhlissuhh
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6 years
Drake definitely had his hands on his hips when he sighed
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@juhlissuhh
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7 years
Watching porn after you've finished masturbating
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@juhlissuhh
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3 years
Not pregnant but I need.
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@juhlissuhh
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2 years
Please watch this lmfao
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