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here to chew bubble gum and knock the jockeys out of rich peoples lawns. I search for and sell nostalgia

Tampa, FL
Joined July 2010
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Yes I’m a music snob. There’s a reason for this. We are not the same.
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@TresmilCinco @genderfugitive Lol at the non parents who KNOW how their fake children would act. Funny people
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@TonyBotzZz @Instantregretes Lol, I’m sure his skull is fine. Some people desperately need that ass kicked. Spitting in another persons face, repeatedly, is surely grounds for getting that cowardly ass beat.
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@adriana06255392 @javroar Little dude was testing fate!!!
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@braylon125 What about when mfers just FaceTime you out of nowhere. Like, I’m taking a shit ma’am, how about you text first.
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@suffering_in_ng @InternetH0F 😂 I usually assume I’m just too old to get some shit
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@RightWingWatch They’ve been using this rhetoric behind closed doors, for decades. They now have the confidence and platform to spew it freely. Ultimately, I’m convinced it will be their undoing.
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@Habash_Zebulon The appropriate way to greet all war criminals
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@JoshDenny @OnLocals “Poor me, I can’t even tell bad, unfunny, racist jokes without people leaving negative comments about me, I’m totally canceled” poor Joshua, so maligned.
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@TresmilCinco @genderfugitive And, fuck off for criticizing how she talks. Girls got all kinds of guts and I’d be proud af if she were my daughter. Clown
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@samanthamelamed If you don’t think this is a microcosm for how public education is viewed throughout the country, you’re being very naive. Schools in predominantly black and poor areas suck because the “powers that be” don’t give af. Think that’s had a lasting impact in these areas..?
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@10Specialheart @igmcdizzy @shaunking @0rf @BernieSanders This perfectly sums up the logic of the anti-Bernie crowd. Just, wow!
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@sunrisemvmt @JoeBiden I just can’t understand how anyone is inspired by this guy.
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@JeannaTrotmanTV This has literally always been an issue for Detroit. I can’t even talk about it without sounding like a crazy person, but it’s a legit thing.
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@Efrail10 He’s an actual ARTIST, and one of the best (if not THE best) this art form has ever seen. There is really no comparison between that, and formulaic mass appeal music being made to “do numbers”
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@Cheamane @Phil_Lewis_ The young people be awakened to realities the powers that be have worked for decades to keep hidden
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@waltermasterson Empathy is the key to enlightenment and being able to digest perspectives that aren’t your own. Obviously these people don’t want anyone having empathy because you might just see the other issues your fellow man is facing.
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@Martin_Adams @NoCapFights 😳 yes, imagine the strain of having to…turn your head and look in both directions! 🤦‍♂️
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@bisping The humanity of my man to try and help him out of the street is the true highlight. This is how you win against bigots. Knock them tf out when they need it, and then show them you’re truly the better person on top of it. Beautiful stuff
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@MeghanEMurphy @LeWaenfj Imagine following this person because you think they offer something worth reading lol
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@Stonekettle Honestly, the fact that anyone can just show up to a highly intense and chaotic situation brandishing a weapon, kill some people amd then claim self defense, is pretty terrifying.
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@ByAZuniga Reason #1 why Harbaugh is the worst enemy of the NCAA. Dude has never been afraid to say the things someone should be saying, but never had the guts to.
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@Anna_Giaritelli Apparently someone didn’t get the memo not to fuck with Haitians!
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@PFF_College Now think about 6’5 210lb usain bolt running a 9.63... that dudes an alien
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@hellenkeniford Just incredible! And I wonder how his family feels about him being used for propaganda on the biggest television event of the year. Such a disgusting stunt 🤮
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@colton_pouncy I’m totally fine with my 6’4 240lb MLB walking around pissed off lol
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@OgreTimeMusic Can’t believe this generation made this man rich and famous. He and drake, biggest clowns in music.
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@KameronNapping @SerpentSports @PFF_College It’s draft season, he’s a top QB prospect. “Why on earth is this video posted on Twitter!?” 🥴
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@mrwtffacts Also, the sculptors of the time had tiny wangs
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@RJ4AllStar @fleischhauer11 @Light_2610 @MySportsUpdate @PSchrags Packers org has been beyond blessed to have back to back elite franchise QB’s and have done all they can to avoid giving that guy the weapons he needs to win SB’s. Completely not shocked they didn’t get OBJ. Such an overrated franchise because of the luck in getting those QBs
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@MizzouATH2 @espn He actually going to mizzou!? That’s cool. Wish more elite kids would start going to places like this. You don’t have to go to bama to go to the league. Ball out at mizzou and become an all time legend there, not just another cog at a football factory
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@Theylovelus @OhioStateFB Oh is that what you think it’s is..? Lol bless your scarlet and grey heart
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@DFF_Maverick @stephenasmith And meanwhile, Derrick Johnson at home chillin 🤦‍♂️
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@averagecfbtakes @PFF_College @vincetyra Yeah, go watch his game against Clemson and Deshaun Watson and get back to us.
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@BestFightClip “Mark are you dumb” gets me every damn time 🤣😂
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@cyp_toon @RexChapman As an actual dad with dad jokes just jangling in my pockets, I approve
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@thoughtfulbae Lupe is so under appreciated because of this fact.
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@KheaGanja @crimethinc @YourAnonNews The trauma of being a multi-millionaire politician who has graffiti put on their garage door..? Absolutely correct, no one should ever compare real trauma to that.
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@MyLordBebo It’s nearly all political theatre. American Politics is truly about dividing the people against themselves, fight about identity politics stuff, and letting politicians and their cronies live that good life.
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@Alex__Schiffer @thabigQ I’ll take that endorsement. KD ain’t blowing no smoke
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@espn Lifelong Lions fan here, I had my #9 jersey on yesterday too. He deserves our support and it’s rewarding to see him do what most of us always knew he was capable of doing.
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@theblockspot The worst most pathetic bunch of hypocrites you’ll ever come across, buckeye nation
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@MarkJKim_ @PalaceOfPistons Love it. Go see in person what it’s like, to be where you want to be. That’s some Cade type shit. Kids got unreal wisdom for his age.
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@Baller17400101 @RamsNFL Lol, ugh. He’s one of THOSE lions fans 🤦‍♂️
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@essyybaby @KUNOICHIWAIFU @MazokuMarcus @FeelinGawdly It’s wild how basically every Drake Stan I come across isn’t American. Shit is so telling
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@RossTuckerNFL Both are so overrated. Can’t believe Moore is a hot name for a HC job
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@Patriot71168 @bacheIoos94 @bigtherm_54 @CNNPolitics Lol, this dude thinks he’s the black sheep while supporting the MIC. Freethinker you are, right!?
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@TheSocietyDude @CelcoStapler @ipodwallify2010 Well you seem pretty upset that people disagree with you, so...
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@BuckeyeBlitzz Such an embarrassing fan base 🤦‍♂️
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@DetLionBlood The type of players that Holmes has drafted, are true culture changing type players. We’re legitimately a young, nasty team that’s just starting their ascent. Love it #OnePride
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@ItsAMadWorld Wait, what the fuck are the doing!? Even after reading the explanation, I have no idea what’s happening 🤣
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@rousseaufanboy This is literally the joe Rogan I’m familiar with. I get that he’s a comedian and will say brash things at times, but he’s a solid human. Even if there’s more evolving needed in certain areas. Can’t we all say the same for ourselves!?
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@legendisarmani @Morpheusresist Ladies, if any man you date has anything positive to say about this absolute tool, please run the other way and never, ever look back.
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@acosta32_jp You are not supposed to be able to throw around NFL lineman like they’re your little cousin… he’s a scary dude
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@Geeman26378564 @b_momani Imagine finding some way to justify and belittle this insanity. Some seriously twisted people in this world
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@JoshEl88 @TomPelissero Lol, it’s so surreal man. Idk what to think
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@NadavIsHere You’re the fucking man for sharing this! 🫡
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@archambeaum3 @Lions Wow, what a stark difference between this guy and the last.
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@RepMikeTurner @DaytonRotary Being a traitor to all of humanity, is some seeeeriously bad karma
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@MikePrysner An actual patriot
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@burchie_kid @StoneyJansen The Detroit love is an undeniable force!
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@lcard86 @averagecfbtakes @PFF_College @vincetyra Seriously, the disrespect that man gets is gross. But it’s almost always these obvious simps that don’t know shit and just like having hot takes on Twitter.
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@BLKBRUCELEE @keddiejoh @beansontoastpls These pearl clutching mfers are too much
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@AriNatter @jendlouhyhc @JenniferJJacobs The fact that people believe that the Dems care about environmental issues, is really weird. Politicians say things they think their constituents want to hear, but the policies they propose/back/pass is what actually counts. The rest is political theater
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@PFF_College Lol, I’ve been bitching all off season about how much I no longer like college football… I was fucking lying my ass off! Seriously, what’s better in sports!?
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Want to be furious this morning
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#StevenDonziger , a US attorney, classmate of Barack Obama at Harvard law, gave up everything — literally everything — to take on Chevron on behalf of the Cofan people of the Amazon in Ecuador. #FreeDonziger
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@Imposter_Edits It’s almost like the profession attracts a certain type of man.
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@skepticdropbear @GLevin23 @marwilliamson Wait, you’re saying a stay in a hotel room isn’t a magical cure to rehabilitate someone who’s had their entire worlds smashed to bits!?
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@ByAZuniga 🤣 harbs is so perfect for the college game. Please don’t go back to the league
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@BrianZisook He’s a smart, thoughtful dude. Which absolutely comes out in his art.
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@LindseyCreated Just made my 15 year old watch Requiem of a Dream and Trainspotting a couple months ago. My personal DARE program
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@deannatroi15 @SamR94NL @iamseaza @NikkiBlue567 @LivesKuato @madsmaru @EmmaVigeland You mean in 2016 when he literally went to Warren to ask her to run, she wouldn’t, so he then ran because we needed a progressive ticket. Like that..?
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@itsJeffTiedrich Lol it’s almost like the writing was on the wall the entire time that the man who couldn’t remember having to apologize once in his life, because he’s never been wrong, would accept public defeat of anything, ever! Literally called what would happen if he lost, 6 months prior
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@amyklobuchar You mean, Tulsi’s legislation finally passed... smh
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@CoachJim4UM
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Good to see Director Smith being relevant again after the tattoo fiasco. Welcome back!
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@EmpireFiles @AbbyMartin #merica where you need to sign this loyalty oath to… Israel in order to speak publicly. We really got this freedom thing down y’all!
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@MattNavarra @ThierryBreton How about someone just calls his mom and tells her to come get her kid because he’s ruining everything for everyone else and we’re all kinda sick of it
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@planethunter56 Ugh… the same guy that’s been disclosing previously unseen Govt. Docs on this issue for decades told everyone 50 days ago what to expect. But this community will just continue to ignore him, because someone said they should 🤦‍♂️
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@lewoofl @reidepstein Hit pieces..? Pointing out she’s doing something she campaigned against for over 2 years..? And, they fricken endorsed her!! Uuuugggghhhh
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@WUTangKids Why’s it always the “toughest” guys with the thinnest skin. It’s almost like…
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@FueledByMotown Good riddance. We 100% upgraded the position.
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@jemelehill When you’re as staunchly anti-war as Tulsi is, you have to use this platform to let everyone know. She doesn’t get the amount coverage of many other candidates
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@TWolfXXXlll @JoshuaPHilll I see you guys say this over and over and over again…. Why do you believe this? What evidence have you see that suggests this? As someone who’s followed the growth of these groups for well over a decade, I’d like to see what you have that’s given you this mindset. Thanks
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@HowCanWeResist @ProudResister To be clear, the democratic establishment is overtly attempting to AGAIN prevent this massive grass roots movement of working people and marginalized Americans in getting their platform to a general. They will run a losing candidate rather than cave to progressive reform.
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@CireAmai @simulacracid @nytimes If you think that’s crazy, have I got a story to share with you about the US foreign policy. You may want to sit down for this...
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@GermanScholarr @xbtGBH Lol, micro penis boys terrified their future wives will not want that Vienna sausage, is literally all this energy is. Behold the master race of men 🤣😂🤣😂
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@DumasMike Give up valuable draft capital for our rebuilding team, in a deep WR class, and pay him what he’s asking for..? I’ll pass
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@realDonaldTrump @RyanZinke The benchmark of stability, this administration.
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@MCannon313 Im nearly positive I’ve never seen any edge rusher use this “move”. Am I overreacting, or did this kid just invent this?
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@BeisbolCardBlog I don’t have many, and who knows if this kid will be any good, but my god what a beautiful auto!
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@jimstewartson Cute buddy, cute
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@RexChapman We can be so awesome and such absolute shit. What an enigma, us humans
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@ByAZuniga Harbaugh has the boys repeating some weird harbaugh-esque wisdom… Natty loading
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@SHREKRAP @kendricklamar Yep. The Jimi Hendrix of rap. We’re privileged to be on this planet at the time Kendrick Lamar is making music. Dudes truly an all time legendary artist.
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@VPS_Reports_1 @RepKenBuck @SecMayorkas Also thinks of himself as a Christian I’m certain
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@Doc_0 @benshapiro But... endless war, for profit prisons, the complete handover of our democracy to corporate interests, illegal mass surveillance are all cool, right?
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@BostonJerry @sunnydaejones I’ve had several conservatives try to convince me of this nonsense.
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@DCoupe650 @FueledByMotown Lol, pretty sure the question is, HAVE YOU watched Monty run? Had the 2nd highest forced missed tackles in the league last year behind a awful line. Monty is a special back, Jamaal is solid, but not a true 3 down back like Monty.
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