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"Cancelled" Stand-Up Comedian. Podcaster. Lover of Food. Proud Pro-Life Conservative. Host of #GinormousFood on @FoodNetwork & #BigUgliesPod

Los Angeles, CA
Joined August 2009
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@JoshDenny
Josh Denny
2 years
Juneteenth falling on Father’s Day must have Google working overtime. White people are busy googling “what is Juneteenth,” while black people are googling “what is a Father?”
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2 years
Notice how 90% of the headlines shitting on Dana White getting Covid don’t mention he’s fully vaccinated. They’re only highlight is him getting treatment recommendations from Joe Rogan after he got sick anyway.
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3 years
This joke got me fired from a job making $150k a year - 2 years ago.
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Josh Denny
5 years
Happy #InternationalWomensDay everyone! Stay safe on those dangerous roads today!
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4 years
As an overweight fat person, I 💯agree with @JillianMichaels about Lizzo. Accepting being fat is the same as accepting being poor or unsuccessful. Nobody wants it; it’s a matter of how hard we want to change it. But stop disguising “giving up” as “acceptance.”
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3 years
If you regret having ever given me a platform, how about you send me a check for the 10’s of millions of dollars my show made for your network(s)? You knew my views and my style of comedy when you hired me. My views represent the beliefs of half of this country.
@FoodNetwork
Food Network
3 years
For those asking: Our working relationship with Josh Denny ended years ago and we removed all episodes he hosted at that time. His views do not reflect our company values and we regret giving him a platform.
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3 years
I love that all Twitter criticism of Joe Rogan boils down to jealous whining about the “responsibility of his reach” He has that reach BECAUSE he speaks his mind. If you think your personal “platform” includes responsibility for your listeners, that’s called a messiah complex.
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@JoshDenny
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4 years
I absolutely love @RealCandaceO and I think she’s one of the most important voices of our time.
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3 years
Dave Chappelle actually predicted today in it’s entirety. He called his shot like Babe Ruth, and everyone @netflix did as predicted today.
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2 years
Joe Rogan having Trump on for episode 1776 would be like double finger guns to everyone trying to cancel him. Hilarious.
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6 years
“Straight White Male” has become this century’s N-Word. It’s used to offend and diminish the recipient based on assumption and bias. No difference in the usage.
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1 year
Everyone talking about Leonardo DiCaprio being a predator is a hypocrite. Aaron Taylor Johnson’s wife was a 42 year old director when she met him at 18 on a film where she was his boss. They married 3 years later. She a predator too? Or is this just “boss bitch” behavior?
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4 years
You can think what you want politically, but the mob is usually not in the right. You can hate Kaitlin Bennett ( @KaitMarieox ) all you want - but violently running people off your campus that you don’t like or agree with is no better now than it was when racists did it in the 60s.
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1 year
Nothing says “deep state government agent” like being the only “insurrectionist” whose image is being laundered by the media.
@60Minutes
60 Minutes
1 year
In conservative media, Ray Epps is a notorious villain, responsible for turning the protests on January 6 into a riot. It is a convoluted conspiracy theory he denies. He’s now in hiding, facing death threats. This Sunday, Epps sits down with 60 Minutes.
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2 years
Before everyone gets offended, I’m obviously joking. Most white people know what Juneteenth is by now.
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2 years
Being black, or gay, or trans doesn’t make you special. This is America. You want to be treated like an exceptional person - do something exceptional. That’s REAL equality.
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3 years
Funny aside: in the legal deposition, I asked their counsel why this joke was offensive. She said “you’re indicating that women can’t drive.” I said: “I never SAID that. You assumed the drivers of those cars are women. Why don’t you think women are heroes in the firetruck?” 😂
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3 years
Just to catch the people up that think both sides can “co-exist” in this country: My anti-abortion stance (and jokes peppered throughout it) have enraged the left so much that roughly 10,000 people have spent all day trying to get me fired from a show that ended 3.5 years ago.
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2 months
Y’all are having the wrong response to AI. I’m beyond relieved to find out that I come from a long line of other orange haired niggers like myself.
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3 years
Here’s how I know I’m on the right side of history: Conservative/Libertarian women are all hot boner factories and liberal women all look like me.
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2 years
Just got off the phone with our people. It’s not a bit. Gavin was AGAINST going to Jan 6. He was AGAINST Charlottesville (and told Proud Boys they were out of the club if they went) but he’s rotting away in jail because he dared to question authority.
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4 years
Rebranding failure as success is delusion disguised as progressiveness. Real acceptance is saying “hey, I don’t like where I’m at right now and I need to work to fix it.”
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@JoshDenny
Josh Denny
5 months
I don’t get people that say “I like @VivekGRamaswamy , but he says all the right things. I don’t trust it.” Yeah, you should probably just stick to voting for corrupt career politicians that lie to your face.
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2 years
I actually LOVE when people put pronouns in their bio. There’s no better indicator of “you don’t even need to bother with knowing this person.”
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Josh Denny
6 years
We have a president that just called a woman #horseface on twitter. If you didn’t uncontrollably laugh out loud at that, you’ve got something way too big lodged up that ass.
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3 years
Led to a bankruptcy and ruined us financially for two years...all because a woman that wanted a woman to have the job they created for me saw an opportunity to take me down and did, and it worked. So spare me with the “Cancel Culture is a myth” bullshit.
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4 years
End rant. PS. I’m voting for Trump because your candidate sucks as bad as the last one. He’s proof you don’t have to fight for YOUR beliefs. You think you’re so right that he can literally be asleep at the wheel. You’re wrong. You’ll see in November.
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4 years
So spare me the “we’re the party of compassion.” You’re not. You’re the party of “comply, or die.” You know that’s the fascism you constantly accuse Trump of, right?
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2 years
Trevor Noah has only lived in America as a millionaire. I know more about what it means to be black in America than Trevor Noah.
@thedailybeast
The Daily Beast
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Trevor Noah schools Joe Rogan and Jordan Peterson on what it means to be Black: "In America, [whites] invented a rule that if you had one drop of Black blood in you, that makes you Black—which defined how you were treated by the government and by society."
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4 years
I’ve always liked @JimGaffigan . I’ve never met him. I don’t agree with everything he said in his rant this past week, but I’ll defend his right to say it. Here’s my problem when this happens though (I’m going to tweet my thoughts, so strap in):
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Josh Denny
3 years
It’s amazing to me how so many of my friends in LA, intelligent and good people, could be so partisan that they’d vote to keep in Gavin Newsom - a Democrat. How can you look around this city, plagued by the homeless and robbed of all hope and think “this should continue?”
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4 years
This is too many tweets. But here are my final thoughts: I’d just once; just ONCE love to see celebrities that have profited from free speech grow some fucking balls and defend ONE person’s right to a conservative opinion. Just one.
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6 years
My point is, when you call someone this in conversation - you know exactly what you’re doing: attempting to devalue their POV based on negative cultural stereotypes. That’s racism.
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4 years
Listen, Joe Rogan is right. Hollywood is HORRIBLY overpopulated. Even our sex has traffic.
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3 years
I watched 45 minutes of footage today from Kabul before I realized it wasn’t downtown Los Angeles.
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2 years
You misspelled FBI.
@davidalangrier
David Alan Grier AKA #LeonMusk
2 years
Meet the new Klan
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1 year
Tonight’s coverage from @TuckerCarlson on the #CognitiveDissidents tour:
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3 years
Quentin Tarantino just said that “agents are arsonists disguised as firemen” on @joerogan ’s podcast and I’ve never clapped harder at my TV.
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3 years
If comedy clubs mandate a vaccine, I won’t do those clubs…pretty simple. I’ll set up a karaoke machine in fish market if I have to. I’ve had covid 3 times in two years. I’m 100lbs overweight and I’m fine. I won’t be bullied into an experimental vaccine.
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2 years
Ok, which one of you lying bitch bastards leaked my dick pic?
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3 years
I want to put this out there, please share it: I’m willing to perform at any restaurant or small business that is REFUSING to close or lockdown in protest - for FREE to help raise funds for said business.
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2 years
If “being on the right side of history” means canceling the comedy shows of quadriplegic Mexicans living their dream in front of 200 people. I’ll pass.
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3 years
We told you they’d come for the guns. We told you they’d pack the Supreme Court. We told you they’d censor and de-platform all dissenting conservatives. We told you they’d force the vaccine. How many do we have to get right to stop being “conspiracy theorists?”
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1 year
Watching @kanyewest on @Timcast and have some thoughts: It’s an ego-driven power move to challenge WHAT someone thinks. It takes curiosity and humility to understand WHY someone thinks what they think. Tim just tried to power move genius and embarrassed himself.
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6 months
Stop pretending like Bill Burr will suffer ANY consequences for Nia flipping off Trump. Freedom of speech in this country only exists for those that agree with the approved narratives. My chances in Hollywood ended because I essentially said white directed racism is still racism…
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4 years
My ideas aren’t even that radical. I want a small government. I want to be left alone. I want to rid us of corruption. And yes; I think we should think about laws and their purpose; and maybe that means we don’t justify murdering babies for the convenience of women.
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3 years
Los Angeles Today: Clerk: "Sir, you have to wear a mask inside now." Me: "Oh, I have a medical condition where I can't." Clerk: "Oh, what's the condition?" Me: "I have a fully functioning brain."
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Vivek is the only candidate that is calling this game honestly. Everyone else is stacking the deck and hoping to win on technicality. Haley and Desantis are clinging to the idea that Trump will be banned. Vivek only wants to win without Trump being cheated.
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Vivek Ramaswamy
5 months
I pledge to withdraw from the Colorado GOP primary ballot until Trump is also allowed to be on the ballot, and I demand that Ron DeSantis, Chris Christie, and Nikki Haley do the same immediately - or else they are tacitly endorsing this illegal maneuver which will have disastrous…
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3 years
This reminds me of how people in the 80’s said that HIV infected homosexuals should be turned away from hospitals because of their “choice.” What will you suggest next, George? Put them in concentration camps?
@GeorgeTakei
George Takei
3 years
The willfully unvaccinated who wind up in hospitals from Covid should not receive priority medical care over other very sick or injured people who are as much in urgent need of medical care.
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6 years
Saying “my label for you invalidates your opinion or your place in society” is literally what Dr. King fought against.
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4 years
You want an America where we all are free? Publicly back someone that disagrees with you. Have some FUCKING BALLS. Stop expecting a trophy for saying the popular shit everyone agrees with. You want a better country? Risk something to reach across the ideological aisle.
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3 years
Notice how all of the Democratic ads to vote no on the recall only say “Stop the Republicans” or “Trump this, Trump that.” Not a single one talks about any of @GavinNewsom ’s accomplishments. Because there hasn’t been any. Only utter failures and disasters. Don’t fall for it.
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2 years
The attempt to smear anyone that doesn’t fall in line with the official narrative is laughable.
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2 years
I can make this joke because one of my dads was black:
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1 year
Testing out this “set to private toggle.” Like this tweet if you see it organically in your feed.
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3 years
Many of the jokes THEY submitted in discovery were anti-abortion jokes...clearly indicating they had problems with my pro-life views - clear cut political discrimination from our POV. Still, we ultimately lost.
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4 years
Being a conservative in this industry today, is like being gay in the 50’s: you’d rather kill yourself than be outed. And you motherfuckers LOVE it like that.
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3 years
When I sued them, they threw this one and a bunch of others at the case; they said “I was clearly a racist, sexist, homophobe.” I said “I’m a professional comedian and you knew that when you hired me.” They won in summary judgement in December.
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4 years
We aren’t unified under “Trump’s lies.” We don’t care about him as a figurehead. We are unified in that YOU guys want an America that is OK leaving us behind in your pursuit of YOUR vision for this country. Guess what? We’re not going anywhere.
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4 years
Until then, you leave us NO choice but to band together and fight you. To best your ideas with ours. You’ve left us no choice. You’ve made it clear there’s no room for us in “your” America. So if we have to stand on your dreams to reach ours? So fucking be it. You made the rules.
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4 years
I’ve said this several times: it’s insanely cowardly to ride the first amendment to moneytown, and then close the door behind you for those that don’t agree with you.
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6 years
Breakfast. It’s breakfast.
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2 years
I’d feel 1000% safer if @TulsiGabbard were our President right now.
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3 years
If you’re a liberal that’s mad about the new Texas abortion law, just think of it this way: It will save way more black lives than any amount of police reform. And Black Lives Matter, right?
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5 years
Happy #InternationalWomensDay everyone! Stay safe on those dangerous roads today!
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3 years
They see my bio, and immediately go right to trying to take my livelihood away; hurt my family; dox my relatives and friends. I’m not asking for pity. Just wake up and realize there is no more middle. They want to destroy us.
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5 years
I've been labeled "Alt Right" or "Ultra Conservative," but I'm honestly just a dude that thinks anything can be funny and hasn't lost his goddamned mind yet. If you can relate, you're in the right place.
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Josh Denny
2 years
Being a woke comedian honestly seems exhausting: you have to spend all day on twitter pretending @elonmusk is bad after you and all your friends bought his cars for the last decade…
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4 years
Some of us just believe that all racism is bad, and that we have to stop allowing it to be directed at white people like that’s progress; it’s not. It’s just tribal disgust turned on it’s head. It’s “eye for an eye” treatment; it’s not progress.
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2 years
I find it very suspect that we’re six months out from an election where the Dems were about to get creamed, and all of a sudden we’re talking about white supremacy, abortion rights, and gun control. Not talking about inflation, gas prices, or sending money to Ukraine.
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6 years
In light of the news about Louis CK, many of you are probably now looking for a new favorite red headed comedian. Hello my name is Josh Denny, nice to meet you! Don’t worry, I don’t even masturbate in front of myself anymore. Welcome!
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5 years
If you’re looking for the biggest pair of balls in the politisphere, they’re currently resting between Candace Owens’ legs. She’s a savage fighter for what she believes in, and I admire the hell out of her. And of course she’s from Philly. @RealCandaceO
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2 years
Pete Davidson won’t impress me until he bangs Ellen Degeneres.
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3 years
In all seriousness: The worst part of today; the ABSOLUTE worst part was women thinking I give a shit about their boring “I didn’t know I was pregnant” stories. I read so many, I’m ready to abort myself.
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4 years
Name me ONE conservative celebrity in Hollywood that is still respected and gets work? That isn’t mocked incessantly by every other talking head? Go ahead, I’ll wait.
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And it’s THAT feeling that unifies people on the right. The idea that the “were all free to believe what we want��� just doesn’t fucking apply to us. There’s no standard for behavior; for how we are treated unless we just agree with you. So we revolt.
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5 years
The left’s attempts to smear @TulsiGabbard as a Russian agent and mock @AndrewYang at every corner is proof that they’re genuine threats to the democratic status quo. Wake up, America. You’re being played again.
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Yet, when people like myself in 2018, or @terrycrews say unpopular or risky things to get this point across - we’re mocked, run out of the business, and called “risky” or “toxic.” And those labels stick.
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3 years
This is absolute fucking horseshit.
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Variety
3 years
Lucasfilm Drops ‘Mandalorian’ Star Gina Carano Following Offensive Social-Media Posts
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3 years
Some of my conservative friends have said “we agree with your sentiment, but your delivery is kind of harsh.” You need different tools for different jobs for a reason. Some jobs are harder than others. Conservatives like @benshapiro are scalpels. I am a sledgehammer.
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2 years
Biden to Ukraine: “remember, the best way to protect yourself against incoming missiles is to GET VACCINATED.”
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4 years
“This is the End” still makes me die laughing every time. My favorite is watching @Sethrogen do everything in his power not to laugh during the jerking off argument between Franco and McBride.
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3 years
Why is everyone freaking out about @SenTedCruz taking a family vacation? Don’t you remember all of society’s problems are the President’s fault? Or is that no longer true under Biden?
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3 years
This country is currently poisoned by it’s total lack of a principled middle class. All we have left are people too rich to care, and too poor to risk anything. We’re ripe for the tyranny that is taking place. We are repeating the very things that led to the fall of Rome.
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3 years
*After six weeks. You can still get one for six weeks. Calm down, broads. You still have six weeks to decide your life is more important than anyone else’s.
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LifeNews.com
3 years
BREAKING: With the Supreme Court not blocking the pro-life law, Texas has become the first state in America to ban abortions.
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6 years
We will only eliminate racism, bigotry, and discrimination when we stop thinking of people and discussing society in those terms. Saying “this person can’t think this because they’re this” is why we are a nation divided. Merely switching power dynamics isn’t the cure.
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3 years
In the coming weeks, they’ll make existence insufferable for the unvaccinated: we already can’t work (LA), can’t even go out to eat, and pretty soon they’ll make vaccination mandatory to receive any pandemic related benefits.
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I think everyone has horribly misunderstood me: I’m totally pro-choice. As long as the unborn babies are given AR-15’s to defend themselves, I’m fine with you going in there.
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Josh Denny
3 years
Shout outs to @ChefGruel , who literally tried to murder me with food on my birthday. He’s a tremendous person for his tireless work in saving America’s restaurants, but he’s also still a killer chef.
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2 years
Liberal women: “it’s just a clump of cells, so dump in me as much as you want.” Also liberal women: “does anyone want to adopt one of these 30 dogs I’m fostering because their lives are precious?”
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2 years
If my spouse hung me out to dry like this publicly, her shit would be on the curb end of day.
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Josh Denny
4 years
But some of us lose EVERYTHING trying to do the same thing. Standing up for what we believe in. For what we think is right. And we’re not millionaires. And we’re not saying the “popular” thing.
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6 years
We have to be better than that. Use our words and our minds and our hearts to win arguments. Not by trying to dehumanize the opposition to your beliefs. No matter who you are.
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Josh Denny
5 years
Just saw someone refer to @RealCandaceO as “Auntie Tom.” You know we live in strange times when even Uncle Tom is transitioning.
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4 years
I dunno what I want from this thread - I guess I’m furious that a dude worth 100 million or so thinks he risks what a guy like me risks when he speaks out. No millionaires had my back. No millionaires reached out to support me (and I know quite a few).
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Josh Denny
3 years
There’s nothing off-limits for liberals and leftists when it comes to mocking us, our beliefs, or ideals. They use whatever language or hyperbole they want, and it’s applauded by the MSM and Hollywood. I’ll use whatever mean language I want to make jokes or express my thoughts.
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4 years
Amazing - this thread has been commented on, shared, liked, and rt’d over 40k times and it’s nowhere near the @Twitter trends - yet there’s still no bias against conservatives, right @jack ?
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1 year
My dad is 82, so he rarely texts me - but when he does, it’s only the most important stuff:
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4 years
When I was “canceled” two years ago, I received DOZENS of messages of support from A listers I had never met. But ZERO of it publicly. It was ALL private. In PUBLIC, everyone agreed I was probably just some racist that deserves what I got.
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