samantha ronson @samantharonson Twitter profile

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@samantharonson

11 years

I will never again hear the word “believer” without replacing it, in my mind, with BELIEBER.

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

4 years

Oh go fuck yourself

Ivanka Trump

@IvankaTrump

4 years

Less hate, more love! ❤️🧡💛💚💜 #Pride2020

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samantha ronson

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3 years

Either G-d is everything, or he is nothing. If he created you he created them. Can’t have it both ways, lady.

Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸

@mtgreenee

3 years

God created ONLY TWO genders.

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7 years

Look forward to a life of leisure, knowing my child is going to build an empire!

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

4 years

The one thing I have learned through all of this is that Justin Theroux’s dog eats better than I do.

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

4 years

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t have to watch him speak.

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

3 years

People who choose to opt out of taking the vaccine, yet “trust science” aka go to the hospital when they get sick, should receive care on “standby” like the airlines do it. You didn’t plan ahead, you don’t get priority service. That’s that. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

4 years

I can’t wait to still not go to any parties once I get the vaccine!

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

3 years

the content we need today!

Rex Chapman🏇🏼

@RexChapman

3 years

This baby otter taking its first swim is everything…

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

3 years

The next door app is my favourite way to know which of my neighbours are racist.

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

3 years

Today feels like a good day to retire from giving a fuck.

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

6 years

Who called it “he said/she said” and not.... “He said/she wasn’t believed”

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3 years

It’s even more boring than I could have imagined. He’s just doing what he said he was gonna do and not just tweeting about it. Snore.

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

7 years

Fuck off. No one cares. Your agenda was made clear months ago. Do svidaniya, Felicia.

WikiLeaks

@wikileaks

7 years

New #DNCChair Tom Perez: 18 Podesta Emails show him working for Hillary Clinton against Bernie Sanders

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3 years

I don’t think I will ever feel comfortable again without at least 6 cans of Lysol, 24 rolls of toilet paper and a gallon of hand sanitizer on reserve.

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

3 years

Kids these days are always talking about their fragile mental state, but they will never know the anxiety and steep cost of returning a video late.

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

7 years

This is who you gave the extra characters to, @twitter ?

Defend Assange Campaign

@DefendAssange

7 years

Women, I will let you in on a male secret. Men know that constantly self-proclaiming male 'feminists' are often predatory sleaze bags. They are intensely disliked by other men because of their manipulative qualities and not, in general, because they are viewed to be sex traitors.

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samantha ronson

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2 years

holy fucking shit people- THE BIBLE WAS WRITTEN BY MAN. IT IS A FUCKING ANTHOLOGY OF FAIRYTALES, FABLES AND MYTHS. STOP USING IT TO TELL PEOPLE HOW TO LIVE, HOW TO GRIEVE, AND HOW TO DIE. FUUUUUUUUCK!

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samantha ronson

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7 years

My couch has a better line up.

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@mattmfm

7 years

My senior prom had a more impressive entertainment lineup.

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7 years

I liked it better in the 80s when Russia actually had to fight to try to own America.

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4 years

It’s about to get super boring! I can’t fucking wait!!! 🤞🏼

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samantha ronson

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3 years

Can we all agree that this is Jack Nicholson and Colin Jost’s love child?

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

4 years

Unpopular opinion: I’ve worked for @TheEllenShow as a dj, for her parties, for years and she has ALWAYS been respectful and kind to me.

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

2 years

@MollyJongFast @punishedgarage but- more importantly- did she mean a crudite?

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

2 years

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your lip filler looks CRAZY!

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

4 years

@JohnFugelsang I’m sorry, but anyone who actually does their homework isn’t marrying that moron.

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

3 years

You know who had a bad day yesterday???? The fucking 8 people who were senselessly murdered by a racist angry white man. You know who didn’t have a bad day? The fucking shooter who was taken into custody unharmed. #WhitePrivilege

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

7 years

What's crazy is all the shit you talk while voting with them.

John McCain

@SenJohnMcCain

7 years

Are they crazy? @WSJ : "Exxon Seeks U.S. Waiver to Resume #Russia Oil Venture"

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samantha ronson

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3 years

Celebrating 7 years of sobriety today! I’m sharing because I’m a Leo and desperately need validation 😏 but also for those still struggling.... there is a light at the end of that tunnel, that ain’t at the bottom of that bottle. #sober

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

7 years

Please watch this.

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

3 years

Just coz we were friends before the lockdown doesn’t mean I want to see you after. A year is a lot of time to evaluate friendships, so I’m only hanging with people who bring light. Life is too short.

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

2 years

I’m not crying, you’re crying!

Goodable

@Goodable

2 years

Sumatran orangutans are critically endangered worldwide. One was just born in Toronto. This is the moment the mother got to hold her baby for the first time. Spread love.

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samantha ronson

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4 years

@MollyJongFast I don’t know. But can they keep him?

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

4 years

I just cried when Biden’s family walked on stage. Real people. Love. Hope. I forgot what that was like.

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

1 year

@DevonESawa She lives 116 years without being vaccinated- and then just two years after being vaccinated she dies…. You do the math!

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

3 years

@rosedommu lol

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

7 years

In case you guys were wondering.... Fox News is still writing articles about Clinton emails. Meanwhile.....

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

7 years

No. She isn't. She is a "handbag designer" with no experience or qualifications to be an advisor to the President of The United States.

Newsweek

@Newsweek

7 years

Is Ivanka Trump the new Hillary Clinton in the White House?

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

8 years

🎓🎓🎓🎓🎓🎓 Valedictorian: I'm an undocumented immigrant @CNN

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

8 years

#nowplaying @elliegoulding - Army #beats1

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

4 years

It’s gonna be a real shock when we have to put on anything without an elastic waistband again.

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

7 years

I will gladly carry the baton for you, this leg of the race. @chrissyteigen .

chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

7 years

After 9 years of hating Donald J Trump, telling him "lol no one likes you" was the straw

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

1 year

@JasonRitter I just took the bait and scrolled through the feed of a dramatically unhinged narcissist desperate for whatever she can wring out of the decades old used wet wipe that is her reality tv “fame”. I’m replying to you so I don’t feed the troll.

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

4 years

Has Dr Fauci delivered any babies? Just wanna make sure I refer to him correctly.

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

3 years

Your waiter doesn’t care that this is your first meal back since March 2020.

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

7 years

Coz it would be really nice to free fall into silence... #heavy #OneMoreLight 🌅

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

3 years

@OhNoSheTwitnt Seems kind of fucked up to break their anonymity. #JustSaying

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

3 years

Exile in Guyville by @PhizLair is one of the greatest albums of all time. That’s all. That’s the tweet.

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

6 years

Wait.... so the same people OBSESSED- legit fucking OBSESSED WITH EMAILS- full fucking disclosure OBSESSED- don’t want to share? 🤔

Piper Perabo

@PiperPerabo

6 years

If Republicans have nothing to hide, they must #ReleaseTheRecords – ALL of them. Senators must put country over party and refuse to set different standards of transparency for Supreme Court nominees. Call your Senator now at (202) 804-8191 and ask them #WhatAreTheyHiding ☎️

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samantha ronson

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3 years

@AndyRichter “I’m out of breath from how stupid y’all are!” Perfect!

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samantha ronson

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3 years

@OhNoSheTwitnt @alyankovic i don't even need to hear the song to know what it sounds like.

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

3 years

If you’re angry about Texas, I sure do hope you’re voting against the republican recall in California. #VoteNoOnRecallCA #voteNo #VoteNoOnTheRecall

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

3 years

Some of y’all don’t have siblings and it shows.

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

3 years

Live from “Loser’s Lane”

Rex Chapman🏇🏼

@RexChapman

3 years

Entitlement, privilege, and willful ignorance on full display at the Capitol yesterday. Worth 90-seconds of your time...

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

3 years

Hey LA, just got a car wash so probably safe to expect rain in the next 24-48 hours.

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

7 years

I take 75 mgs of Zoloft every day. I go to therapy once a week. I talk to my psychiatrist once a month and I don't want to be dead today.1/2

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samantha ronson

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3 years

@OhNoSheTwitnt I celebrate Obama, only.

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samantha ronson

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3 years

The closer we get to re-opening and getting back to normal, the more nervous I get. Like, I want to work and all that, but also- I like it here. Is this Stockholm syndrome?

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@samantharonson

3 years

@elle91 @KimmyMonte Oh my g-d. I’ve just realized that all Donald Trump’s speeches are what would happen if predictive text became President.

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

3 years

I had a joke about Bradley Cooper, but it’s shallow.

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samantha ronson

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7 years

It took me a long time to get here and I scared and hurt a lot of people along the way. Trust me, there's no shame in asking for help. 2/2

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

9 years

#Repost @chloegmoretz ・・・ #ImWithHer #hillary2016 hillaryclinton

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

7 years

I'm super excited to be celebrating my first July 4th holiday as an American citizen and it is with great pride I now say- FUCK DONALD TRUMP

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

3 years

no matter what your religion is, you'll sound insane defending it.

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

3 years

I’m old enough to remember when @ossoff and @ReverendWarnock won Georgia.

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

3 years

Stop throwing rainbows on all your shit. Show me how much you donated to LGBTQ+ charities, that’s way cuter. #Pride2021

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

7 years

R-e-s-p-e-c-t find out what it means to me. R-e-s-p-e-c-t take care covfefe.

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

4 years

The GOP shoved Amy Coney Barrett onto the Supreme Court because they want to dismantle our democracy. But you can tell them we won’t be pushed around. Chip in to flip state houses:

Julia Louis-Dreyfus

@OfficialJLD

4 years

Thank you to everyone who has helped raise over $175K(!) to flip state legislatures blue & help protect our rights to abortion access and affordable healthcare! If you haven’t joined in already, help us get to $250K:

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

4 years

He’s not gone yet. 1/20/21 is when I will exhale. But this is fun.

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

7 years

You forgot "both sides"

The Volatile Mermaid

@OhNoSheTwitnt

7 years

Scariest Halloween costumes 2017: - the ghost of democracy - Bannon's liver - slutty Nazi - Trump pushing a red button - Stephen Miller

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

8 years

can we stop calling them "alt right" they are fucking NAZIS.

Emma Gray

@emmaladyrose

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2016.

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

8 years

yup. right before the great pumpkin and dr. evil got elected.

Ben Hurts

@ben_barger

8 years

Can someone name another time period where it was 'better' to be gay than now?

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

4 years

Remember when giant corporations didn’t have to fact check the president.... on fucking Twitter?

ExxonMobil

@exxonmobil

4 years

We are aware of the President’s statement regarding a hypothetical call with our CEO…and just so we’re all clear, it never happened.

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

7 years

The absurdity of a #gofundme campaign to keep 2016 away from Betty White is the best explanation for 2016 i can come up with.

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

3 years

Nothing better than the feeling of arguing with idiots on social media and then remembering i can block anyone i want! Poof. Bye.

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

4 years

If you have to sign a death waiver it’s probably not a good idea to send your kids back to school. Wtf!

Yes, You're Racist

@YesYoureRacist

4 years

The county in Tennessee where I grew up is making parents sign death waivers absolving the school district of liability if kids die of Covid after going back to school in the fall

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

3 years

Play that funky music til YOU DIE, hits different during a pandemic that has a DAILY DEATH count HIGHER than 9/11. #despicable

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@DWUhlfelderLaw

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New Year’s Eve celebration at Mar-a-Lago during deadly pandemic

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

2 years

#Wordle went from being a fun little happy game to deliberately trying to melt our minds. Can’t we have anything nice?

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

3 years

A reply so controversial, to @yashar , he had to take it to text.

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

10 years

overheard in my house "oooh, if it isn't my favourite tv night!" i'm the only one here. #GreysAnatomy #TGIT

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

12 years

i sure do love how election years let us know how ignorant some of those people already in office actually are. http://t.co/vAv2XUd4

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

4 years

What the fuck is happening in Philly?

Morgan J. Freeman

@mjfree

4 years

A biker gang brutally beat these protesters in Philly today.

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

7 years

Ooooooh. I have an idea. Stop stoking the fires of xenophobia?

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

7 years

Whatever the United States can do to help out in London and the U. K., we will be there - WE ARE WITH YOU. GOD BLESS!

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samantha ronson

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6 years

Lets show @SenatorCollins that we want her to vote NO on Kavanaugh. Pledge to this campaign. If she votes for @realdonaldtrump 's pick your money will go to fund her future opponent. #StopKavanaugh #BeAHero

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

3 years

I can’t fucking believe that Donald trump was the actual president of the United States of America. What a fucking clown.

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

3 years

Why are you guys not checking with me before spending money on skin care??? I know everything! This is something that I was not expecting to be so well versed in, alas, it is my cross to bear! Take advantage of this!!!

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

11 months

Lol @OhNoSheTwitnt #RIPTwitter #Threads

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11 years

i don't care if Amanda Bynes is crazy anymore- she's obviously incredibly mean- but more importantly- i learned @rihanna is funny.

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

3 years

NO CHEATING your last saved celebrity picture is your therapist, so who is it?

Bradley Whitford

@BradleyWhitford

3 years

NO CHEATING your last saved celebrity picture is your therapist so who is it?

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

3 years

How is everyone, all of a sudden, younger than me?

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@samantharonson

3 years

OMG you guys, i just remembered.... FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

9 months

Fuck Donald Trump, Fuck Nazis and Fuck Republicans in 2023.

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

7 years

Eat shit, spicer.

The Volatile Mermaid

@OhNoSheTwitnt

7 years

ANNESPLAINING? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS WITH THIS SHIT?

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

3 years

@OnlineAlison @JensenKarp it's actually shrimp.

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

2 years

The palate cleanser we could all use tonight.... (judging by what's trending)

Rex Chapman🏇🏼

@RexChapman

2 years

Oh nothing just Ted Lasso @TedLasso performing “Patience” (Guns N’Roses cover) … 1/

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

3 years

Sometimes the high road is such an exhausting choice and it would be so nice to just say fuck it and spill all the beans.....

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

3 years

Can I be retired from giving a fuck, but also worry about everything?

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

3 years

please don't all get mad at me, but why did we need to go to mars? people seem super excited, but maybe we wouldn't need to go to mars if we used that money to make earth better?

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

4 years

@AkilahObviously @thefader @cbcpodcasts Or every song Nelly ever released?

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samantha ronson

@samantharonson

4 years

I don’t believe him.

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