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Bradley Whitford

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Bradley Whitford

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If your father gives you over $400,000,000 and by the time you’re 74 years old you’re over $400,000,000 in debt, you’re not a “great business man”. You’re a moron.

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Bradley Whitford

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By the way, you never needed to learn the name of Dr. Fauci during the Ebola Crisis, because @BarackObama just fucking took his advice.

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Bradley Whitford

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If I said Mexicans were rapists, my career would be over. If I said Nazis were good people, my career would be over. If I bragged about sexual assault, my career would be over. If I said I was the chosen one, I would be institutionalized. I’m a fucking actor.

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Bradley Whitford

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“I’m not optimistic or pessimistic. I’m determined.” -Stacey Fucking Abrams.

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Bradley Whitford

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We are losing the number of people who died on 9/11 every two days.

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Bradley Whitford

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Republicans think that children being slaughtered in their classrooms with weapons of war is the cost of freedom but that wearing a mask to save lives during a pandemic is too high a price to pay.

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Bradley Whitford

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4 years

Journalists. You’re taking the bait. Republicans already packed the courts. Mitch laughed about it. Your job is not both sides. It’s the truth.

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Bradley Whitford

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These morons disbanded the Pandemic Response Committee and started the Space Force.

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Bradley Whitford

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I’ll take a President with a sprained ankle over one with a broken soul any day.

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Bradley Whitford

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Swear words aren’t obscene. Economic injustice, racism, homophobia, tearing innocent children from their mothers, lack of access to healthcare, treating the planet with contempt, undermining democracy, and 3000 unfuckingnecessary deaths a day is obscene.

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Bradley Whitford

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Subpoena the Postmaster General NOW and if he doesn’t show up arrest him. Fuck your recess. We’re dying here. DO SOMETHING.

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Bradley Whitford

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For a guy who’s a judge, Brett Kavanaugh seems to really hate the idea of going through a fair, methodical process where information is gathered and opposing points of view are expressed so that we can find out the truth.

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Bradley Whitford

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4 years

It’s too dangerous for a convention. But not for kids to go to school?

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Bradley Whitford

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I never understood how Nazi Germany could have happened. I get it now.

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Bradley Whitford

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4 years

No matter who the VP pick turns out to be, prepare yourselves for the unconscious bias from the right AND the left that will interpret her far more harshly than a man would ever be judged.

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Bradley Whitford

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CRUISE LINES ARE REGISTERED IN OTHER COUNTRIES TO AVOID PAYING UNITED STATES TAXES. DO NOT BAIL THEM OUT WITH UNITED STATES TAXPAYER MONEY.

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Bradley Whitford

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2 years

Sorry, ⁦ @piersmorgan ⁩. Unavailable.

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Bradley Whitford

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4 years

People who wear masks during a pandemic are not cowards. People who think they need to wear camouflage and carry AR-15s when they visit their state capitals are cowards.

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Bradley Whitford

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When I accompanied my girlfriend to exercise her constitutional right to get an abortion at a terribly vulnerable moment of her life, we were heckled on our way in and out of the clinic. So I don’t care about a perjured “justice” missing dessert. We had to go out the front, btw…

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Bradley Whitford

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Women don’t inseminate themselves. If you want to take away their right to control their own bodies without insuring that the inseminator takes full legal responsibility for the child at the moment of inception, you’re not “pro-life”. You just hate women. You want to punish them.

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Bradley Whitford

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4 years

You stole money from a cancer charity.

Eric Trump

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Football is officially dead — so much for “America’s sport.” Goodbye NFL... I’m gone.

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Bradley Whitford

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4 years

Two years ago. I love him with all my heart. We all do. Happy Birthday, Mr. President!

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Bradley Whitford

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The refusal to agree to a peaceful transfer of power is getting 1/000th of the coverage that Hillary’s emails got.

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Bradley Whitford

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If you’re not excited about Joe Biden, maybe you can muster some enthusiasm for a woman’s right to choose. Or democracy.

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Bradley Whitford

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If school “lunch debt” is a thing, you’re a failed society. We’re a failed society.

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Bradley Whitford

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4 years

I can’t get hired to do a stupid fucking movie without a medical exam and full disclosure of it to my potential employer. If I was 78 and had just had a heart attack, it would be an issue. The Amercan people deserve the same respect as the makers of Billy Madison.

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Bradley Whitford

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It’s amazing how quickly a mentally ill person can destroy a democracy.

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Bradley Whitford

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It’s heartbreaking to realize that having the worst human being imaginable as President of the United States is up for debate. It really is.

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Bradley Whitford

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Fun fact: Jesus refused to tend to the lepers until they pledged allegiance to him and preemptively expressed their gratitude.

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Bradley Whitford

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3 years

In my experience, a President starting off with a minor injury is a good sign.

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Bradley Whitford

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Why do we put Supreme Court nominees under oath when there is no consequence when they lie?

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Bradley Whitford

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3 years

Jesus Christ was a radical liberal.

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Bradley Whitford

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4 years

The @GOP wants to keep it easier for a 17 year white supremacist to have access to a weapon of war than it is for a law abiding citizen of color to vote.

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Bradley Whitford

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7 years

You’re stunned? Were you stunned when @realDonaldTrump used Gold Star families to lie and take a shot at Obama? When he attack the Khans?When he mocked John McCain’s service? Mocked the handicapped? Bragged about sexual assault?Refused to denounce the KKK? We were, sir. Deeply.

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Gen. Kelly: "It stuns me that a member of Congress would have listened in on that conversation ... I thought 'at least that was sacred'"

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Bradley Whitford

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I can't believe the difference between decency and racism is this fucking close.

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Bradley Whitford

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5 years

If you’re a white person in this country who thinks it’s the brown people who should go back where they came from, you’re a fucking moron. And if the only time you feel like a man is when you have a gun in you’re hand, you’re a fucking pussy.

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Bradley Whitford

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3 years

Never underestimate the moral bankruptcy of a party that is willing to embrace @realDonaldTrump . Never.

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Bradley Whitford

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6 years

I love getting lectured about patriotism and morality by draft dodging uninformed racist reality show stars who collude with our enemies, obstruct Justice, undermine our institutions and pay hush money to porn stars. Don’t you?

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Bradley Whitford

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I will absolutely contort myself in costume while staring enigmatically into the middle distance in order to get your attention so that I can remind you and your friends and families to make a plan to vote so that we can stay the hell out of Gilead. No question. VOTE.

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Bradley Whitford

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The party that forces a woman to bring the child of their rapist to term is not the party of freedom.

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Bradley Whitford

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5 years

We show our respect for the office of President of the United States by denouncing the man who is desecrating it.

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Bradley Whitford

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Your tax dollars are now being spent flying a narcissist around the country trying to find a sporting event where he won’t get booed.

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The White House is a crime scene.

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Bradley Whitford

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4 years

I like asking conservative women who call themselves “originalists” if they’ve ever voted.

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Bradley Whitford

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I love it when @StephenKing dabbles in nonfiction.

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Trump is an asshole.

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Bradley Whitford

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There’s a story going around saying that Martin Sheen is supporting @RobertKennedyJr for president. The story is incorrect. Martin asked us to post this on his behalf. “I wholeheartedly support President Joe Biden and the democratic ticket in 2024. Sincerely, Martin Sheen”

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Bradley Whitford

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5 years

In the name of God, shut your racist, incompetent, incoherent yap. A baby was shot in the face. Jesus.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

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I have not forgotten that when it was announced that I was going to do The Apprentice, and when it then became a big hit, helping NBC’s failed lineup greatly, @DebraMessing came up to me at an Upfront & profusely thanked me, even calling me “Sir.” How times have changed!

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Bradley Whitford

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Periodic reminder to the press that if it’s raining and some batshit fascist cult leader says that it isn’t, your job is not to report to us that there are differing views about the weather. It’s to look out the fucking window.

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Bradley Whitford

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Oh my God, I love you Martin Sheen!!! Happy Birthday to the strongest, kindest, most principled man I know. Blessings, Mr.President. And may you continue to be a lesson to us all….

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Bradley Whitford

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If someone threatened to behead Mark Zuckerberg would they be banned from @Facebook ?

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Bradley Whitford

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While the race has not been officially called, we can confirm that a Dancing With The Stars representative HAS reached out tonight to @laurenboebert …

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Bradley Whitford

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When your family is more worried about skin color than the fact that you sexually assaulted underage women.

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Bradley Whitford

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Pumpkin. You know what @HillaryClinton did when @GOP nutballs accused her of stuff she didn’t do? She answered every question they had. Under oath. You’re problem is that you’re a coward. And guilty as hell.

Donald J. Trump

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Why should Crazy Nancy Pelosi, just because she has a slight majority in the House, be allowed to Impeach the President of the United States? Got ZERO Republican votes, there was no crime, the call with Ukraine was perfect, with “no pressure.” She said it must be “bipartisan...

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Bradley Whitford

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So we’re just normalizing the fact that @realDonaldTrump is using The White House for a campaign event.

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Bradley Whitford

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This is my mom, Genevieve. She died almost a decade ago after a long, wonderful life. She was a poet. I love this one. And I love you, Ma. You’re still with me.

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Bradley Whitford

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America is just Florida now.

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Bradley Whitford

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Five conservative male Supreme Court justices are about to decide whether or not all you women out there should have access to birth control. So, you know, Under His 👁.

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Bradley Whitford

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Hey ⁦ @mattgaetz ⁩, remember when you mocked the severity of a disease that has killed 330,000 Amercan citizens?

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Worst West Wing episode ever.

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Bradley Whitford

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Nostradumbass.

Bad COVID-19 Takes

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"I guarantee you..."

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Bradley Whitford

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Pass it on.

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Bradley Whitford

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I don’t like what the men are wearing. Or what they’ve done with their hair.

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Bradley Whitford

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If you voted to overturn the results of a certified election with zero evidence, stop whining about unity. You’re traitors.

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Bradley Whitford

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Saying George Floyd died of anything other than Derek Chauvin’s knee on his neck is like saying John F. Kennedy died of Addison’s disease.

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Bradley Whitford

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Hitler never won popular the vote either. Most he ever got was 37%. He used the tools of democracy to destroy it. That’s what fascists do. Wake up.

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Bradley Whitford

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The Republican Party enabled a criminal to appoint 1/3 of the Supreme Court and to remake our entire judiciary for generations to come.

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Bradley Whitford

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Nothing drives a trust-fund racist crazier than a self-made black man exposing their moral bankruptcy with a grace and intelligence that they will never possess.

nikki mccann ramírez

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Tucker Carlson: "Barack Obama one of the sleaziest and most dishonest figures in the history of American politics use of George Floyd's death at a funeral to attack the police."

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Bradley Whitford

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The press has TOTALLY normalized the silencing of Fauci.

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Bradley Whitford

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HE’S NOT MAD AT THE HOSTILE FOREIGN POWER THAT IS UNDERMINING OUR DEMOCRACY. HE’S MAD AT THE PATRIOTS WHO ARE TELLING HIM THAT WE ARE UNDER ATTACK. This is madness.

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Bradley Whitford

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Men who think the can decide for the women who carry the consequences of their ejaculations that life begins at conception need to put their money where their misogynist, hypocritical mouths are with laws that require instantaneous and permanent child support or shut the fuck up.

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Bradley Whitford

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The only thing @realDonaldTrump has in common with Abraham Lincoln is his disastrous effect on live theater attendance.

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Bradley Whitford

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Trump offers Putin aid to fight forest fires while threatening to withhold aid from California. Like a traitor.

Russia Says Trump Offered To Help Putin Fight Forest Fires In Siberia

The two leaders spoke by phone Wednesday. The Kremlin said Putin "regards the US President's offer as a sign that it is possible that full-scale bilateral relations will be restored in the future."

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Bradley Whitford

@BradleyWhitford

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There’s nothing masculine or tough about a racist narcissistic spray tanned spoiled trust fund baby who faked a disability to avoid military service and has a pathological inability to take responsibility for his own actions.

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Trump’s tough-guy masculinity will be a challenge for any Democrat.

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Bradley Whitford

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You know you’re a misogynist when you want to punish the Uber driver who drove the girl to the clinic more than you want to punish the uncle who raped the passenger.

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Bradley Whitford

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Hey @RandPaul . Silence from you about secret police arresting folks in Portland while refusing to identify themselves? You’re not a libertarian. You’re a partisan hack.

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Bradley Whitford

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98% of mass murders are committed by men. 90% of murders are committed by men. If that was reversed we would be SHOUTING about the insanity of women. Weinstein. A sexual predator POTUS who has us on the brink of nuclear war. Too soon to talk about the scourge of male aggression?

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Bradley Whitford

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Aw.... Imagine how disappointed Jesus is to have people who call themselves Christians tearing children away from their mothers.

The Hill

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Pence: "Disappointing" to see Obama be "so political" on campaign trail

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Bradley Whitford

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The President of the United States is insane.

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The President claims people in the dark shadows who control the streets are really controlling Biden. He goes on to talk about a plane full of people wearing black uniforms but then says he can’t reveal anymore because it’s under investigation

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Bradley Whitford

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Living with the permanent, legitimate fear that on any given day your children could slaughtered with a weapon of war isn’t freedom. It’s madness.

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Bradley Whitford

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We are all Tommy Lee today.

Skyleigh Heinen-Uhrich

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HS Tommy Lee’s Open letter to @realDonaldTrump !! I can’t stop laughing & crying at the same time. Tommy Lee from Motley Crue for those who don’t know.

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Bradley Whitford

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The gentle hand on the door rebound is what sells it...

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Bears, bruh...

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Find the patriot.

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Pence has the aw-shucks nonchalance of a priest telling you it's okay to take your pants off. Without the moral stature.

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Solidarity.

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Bradley Whitford

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We had to say goodbye our beloved Otis yesterday. We are broken. He was my soulmate and the best friend I’ll ever have. He was at the center of our family and a constant reminder to us of how joyous, present, loyal and loving we all might be. And how short this sweet life is.

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Bradley Whitford

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I can report that the good people of Canada are thrilled by @JoeBiden and @KamalaHarris ’ victory today. Thrilled.

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Under incredibly difficult circumstances, @JoeBiden is wildly good at this.

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Imagine if Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s husband had tried to undermine a certified election. Then tell me about liberal bias.

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Chris Wallace would be a terrible substitute teacher.

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In my lifetime just two powerful people have encouraged their followers to carry out an assault the United States Capital. Osama Bin Laden and Donald Trump.

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If you’re threatened by the LGBTQ+ community’s fundamental right to live open and authentic lives, you don’t believe in freedom and you certainly don’t believe in free speech. You’re a coward whose own identity is so fragile that it depends on the oppression of others.

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Bradley Whitford

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Hey lethally incompetent con man @realDonaldTrump : if wearing masks, social distancing, contact tracing and testing are a “waste of time” and “weak” and a “liberal hoax”, why do we need a vaccine? The only suckers and losers in this country are people who believe a word you say.

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Bradley Whitford

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Republicans are really bad at Christianity.

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New video shows severe overcrowding of men in cages at Texas detainment facility during VP Pence's visit Friday. A group of men detained behind chain link fencing shouted to news cameras, "No shower, no shower!"

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Bradley Whitford

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Found in the garage.

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Bradley Whitford

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Fuck Kanye West and Fuck Donald Trump. And Fuck anyone who worships their anti-Semitic, greedy, cowardly, pathetic, pampered celebrity asses. Fuck you all.

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Bradley Whitford

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If you don’t accept the results of a certified election and you have zero evidence of voter fraud, you’re not a conservative. You’re a fascist.

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