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playwright & gaptoothed bitch

Brooklyn, NY
Joined May 2023
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@polyethylenes
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6 months
we need an alcohol free queer space for adults with no friends to meet each other
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7 months
@dunevillenuve it’s like if disney channel actors did an american eagle ad
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6 months
@MlLESKAMALA i don’t! want to live like this!
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11 months
@kirkxxs king was billy elliot as a child ofc he’s got it in him
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10 months
@jezfrompeepshow well….. all adventurous women do
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9 months
@itsnotjess123 and they followed it up with “and sabrina carpenter” dkhfksjdfn am i having a stroke????
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6 months
@brokebackstan every part of this tweet is baffling
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7 months
@wifekisser303 he wears OVERALLS!!!
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6 months
@former_gcup the smartest women i know feel their emotions in all caps
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9 months
@SkinnyTuna and they’re always narrated like nature documentaries
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brian jordan alvarez is a postmodernist visionary
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@guymrdth right like
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6 months
@oliverquicks it’s campaigning season and it’s charmingly in-character
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7 months
@joyci_schecter leave i’ll give you the sun out of this
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9 months
@lottiemctthews most of the discourse doesn’t even feel like it’s actually about the movie itself it’s just discourse for the sake of discourse
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6 months
last night was an l word: generation q episode
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9 months
if this man was my college professor i think i’d kill myself
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best of andy
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New picture of Andy Samberg as David E. Scherman in LEE!
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6 months
@joyci_schecter cannibalism as a metaphor for having an ed
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9 months
@bigfatmoosepssy i can’t even comprehend this degree of hater behaviour
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6 months
reading glasses ON
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6 months
@fuglibetty you will begin coughing in seven days boredpanda
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3 months
i need to start a GIRLS rewatch about this
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@kirkxxs people always use this as a gotcha to feel morally superior after stuff like this is reveal and it’s like …. get a hobby
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@polyethylenes
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9 months
@westcoastwinter writing out the stutter like a bad fanfic writer … despicable
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@polyethylenes
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8 months
so alluring, yet melancholy …. evocative of the littlest griefs of domestic life … i am moved
@brianjoralvarez
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Pickle in the Fridge by TJ Mack - Josh Mac version @thatjoshmac
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@polyethylenes
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9 months
@lilapearl incredible journalism, thank you for this
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10 months
@kirkxxs “hilarie burton ‘claims’” the video is literally on the internet for everyone to see
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@ignorantfroggy @sitcomythri @evemmore i’m assuming dave chappelle
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@polyethylenes
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11 months
@molllllusk it’s kind of biblical in proportion
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9 months
this is her darkest one yet
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@polyethylenes
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10 months
YOU ARE GOING TO CRUNCH IT WITH THE MOLARS IN THE BACK OF YOUR MOUTH 🗣️🗣️🗣️
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Popcorn by TJ Mack
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@polyethylenes
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6 months
i’m a jew who’s been celebrating xmas since birth of course i’d end up bisexual
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8 months
@fuglibetty a ritual if you will
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11 months
@judysquirrels @Refinery29 love that this refers to monster high as a “high-concept franchise” <3
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7 months
crazy how the french pull up to new york and immediately go “oh mon dieu… i NEED to go to myrtle broadway”
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@polyethylenes
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6 months
remember when people on tumblr tried to turn losing interest in someone when they reciprocated attraction into a sexuality
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6 months
yesterday i told my mfa cohort that i had an “academic interest” in the “dramaturgy of porn” and they were all very supportive of it ❤️
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@polyethylenes
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9 months
does this not reek of jealousy to anyone else
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this scathing ass (although not completely inaccurate) bottoms review
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@polyethylenes
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7 months
i think the wet haired girls of the morning commute should unionize
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@polyethylenes
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3 months
she got me in trouble with my downstairs neighbour for RUNNING TOO HARD
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6 months
watched black sheep performed by brie larson as envy adams in scott pilgrim vs the world and took pictures like it was a concert
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8 months
@guymrdth SKIBIDI TOILET CINEMA……
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@polyethylenes
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7 months
the girls are about to discover barry keoghan eating spaghetti
@molllllusk
amanda knox #1 hater
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anyways this is the last thing I’ll say but if you want real barry keoghan freakazoid shit plus thick silver fox colin farrell please watch the killing of a sacred deer it’s so so good and so ACTUALLY unsettling
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comrade ella🧚🏻‍♀️
4 months
does anyone know any good entry level thoughts for someone new to thinking ?
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@polyethylenes
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11 months
visiting a small planet call that a fuchs state
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6 months
your boyfriend of five months is not your “partner”
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@polyethylenes
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9 months
he’d mention his toddler and i’d black out
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5 months
@ali_sivi and the truest detective? was gay
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6 months
jeremy allen white is like if a little mouse fell into an oily vat of steroid juice
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9 months
@fuglibetty marnie michaels the mind that u are
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7 months
there is nowhere that copyright infringement happens more than inside a smoke shop
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5 months
you people are weak
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6 months
feeling very lucky to have had such an abundant year of theatregoing <3 in no particular order! tell me what yours are!
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3 months
is this on purpose @NYTW79
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11 months
@gabrielledrolet omg i def spotted you and went Oh my god she’s wearing the fit
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@polyethylenes
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8 months
this but unironically
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@tyler02020202 ADHD is when no move box
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7 months
can’t believe i have to write to become a better writer
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@offbeatorbit very new york theatre actor of him
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5 months
hearing scratching from upstairs but i live on the top floor
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6 months
you should never have to pay $50 to see a play in a living room btw
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4 months
a sensory nightmare
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hair tucked into turtleneck will always be the most chic a girl can look
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@polyethylenes
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5 months
just needed to get this off my chest
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7 months
love that in bushwick you can see straight couples with matching bangs
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4 months
why is it always so damn hot on the m train
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6 months
[lana del rey voice] there’s a white castle on myrtle avenue
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6 months
@gabrielledrolet “allô ma belle” is making me miss my maman
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7 months
dad just sent this picture
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5 months
moma design store bong
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7 months
@ronnasmartin they’re literally cartoon characters
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7 months
and she quoted it from memory too
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3 months
do bees use your skull to store honey
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Cohen is a ghost
4 months
"uhhhhh so it's fantastical scifi but the guy's name is PAUL???" for the love of god the main character of star wars is named Luke. do bees use your skull to store honey
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@polyethylenes
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4 months
forever annoyed that the butcher's daughter is a brunch franchise bc it's a banger title for a play
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6 months
may december (2023)
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7 months
should i block him
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11 months
full of joy <333
@OOBFestival
The OOB Festival
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We're closing out our evening with these wonderful short plays: Bonefruit by @polyethylenes , Natalie Wood Was Not Puerto Rican by Matt Barbot, What We Talk About When We Talk About The Homeless by Adi Eshman and A Sprinkle of Grace by @cindereric !
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@polyethylenes
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5 months
i miss when we had winter instead of government mandated biweekly biblical floodings
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8 months
meow bitch
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10 months
she has a beautiful laugh
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9 months
@paulswhtn i love that the one actor from riverdale to successfully break into #prestige cinema was brought on as a replacement in season two like !!! good for him!!!
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7 months
@soapyhadid zelenskiaga
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4 months
sometimes i’ll get the urge to tweet about my romantic life and then i remember how awesome privacy is ❤️
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4 months
i am lucky to be alive at the same time as bald ann dowd
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assumed that chekhov was japanese the way he shogun
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@polyethylenes
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6 months
when me and tess link up it causes a mother shortage in the new york metropolitan area
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6 months
WHOSE PREVIOUS WORK WAS SEEN IN SOLO NIGHT OFFERINGS AT DIXON PLACE
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nitsi | succession broadway era ! ♡
6 months
Willa's play, and the stunt iPad of the article
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4 months
i am a veteran of zoom theatre
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5 months
stereophonic moving to broadway, fork found in kitchen
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7 months
just thought of something scary (pansexual libertarian)
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5 months
i need to go make a theatrical gesture about this
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4 months
finally seeing i love you so much i could die
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@cinedruig cishet bitch!
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7 months
sarah ruhl
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4 months
my first horror movie was the shining on a classroom smartboard in seventh grade
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8 months
@joyci_schecter no, not jane austin, jane austin esque
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5 months
a child was left alone with nothing but a cigarette at the williamsburg bagelsmith
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5 months
this headline makes me itch
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5 months
wtf was doing snapchat streaks about
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7 months
cannot believe how dripped out this tiny little airpod dog is. swag off the charts
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8 months
twitter satisfies my violent and primal urge to curate
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11 months
banned on tinder banned on hinge only bumble remains … should i kill myself
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stage managers are not made they are born
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