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Sword Swallower. Circus Performer. ~just starting to use this thing again

MIA*PHL*CANNES
Joined December 2017
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Gods Favorite Jester
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@mattxiv I used to have my mom take a bite of every jellybean first for safety.
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@dontfacetimeme Ran through.
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@BivouacChillin Is this recent? What a smoke show.
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@russian_cosmist @kevinvdahlgren @GraduatedBen Nah, I left Portland for Miami and it’s not at all the same. Portland has been abandoned.
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Sword Eater
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@zzfromspace If you can’t fight your way out of the pit natural selection will take you out of the scene.
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A portrait of myself I commissioned from Shintaro Kago a few years ago.
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@kevinvdahlgren When people ask me why I left Portland. The murders.
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@counterconor Literal debate pedophile lol
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I think I’m gonna get my stomach tat mastered a bit.
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@kissmeriver Concerning!
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Him waiting for me to finish.
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Here’s some content. Let me think of an anecdote.
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@sorrisopng Why? I love your art. Hope you’re well!
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@buffybardot
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Sincerely hoping everyone who doesn’t tip in states where workers get paid 2 dollars an hour lives a loveless miserable existence. Y’all fucking suck and everyone whose ever ghosted you did it for good reason.
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@arianajasmine__ Fahra is the copyright owner.
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@dearmothica I read this book when I was 12 and am so confused why everyone is just now catching on. Wasn’t Ione Skye like 16 when they dated? I even remember a nude of her in the book. Who knows how old she was.
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Fire starter
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@dissproportion How could I live without brunch?
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I got this blood brothers tattoo on my back when I was 18 for their reunion show. May it bring us luck again boys. Don’t mind the gross scar on the middle finger.
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@babystorme_ Who isn’t catching strays. Damn.
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@dearmothica Oh shit I was right.
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@CartoonsHateHer Holy shit. Glad you made it out alive 🫡
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Last ones! Fire sword finale 🥰 @SinfernoCabaret @DantesLive Sword will have more fire next time.
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Getting a root canal.
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@nicotineliker Thank you I do feel better.
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@SOTSPodcast This was on my bedroom walls for all of middle school.
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What is this Tony Hawk, Trent Reznor TikTok collab I’m looking at? Have we finally gotten to the good timeline chat?
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Trent has such old man humour I love it
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WHOSE TRYNA FIGHT
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Last night I watched 3 hours of conspiracy vids involving Jimmy Page casting black magic spells on less talented bands and then took an uber 10 blocks to Wendy’s. Jic you wanna know where my life’s at.
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Good morning Philly and good night Tom Brady.
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All of my flirty convos eventually lead to me talking about how slavery has just evolved into the prison system and how much more superior anime gore is to live action gore. Still getting laid somehow.
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If I got to swallow sword for the blood brothers I would literally ascend. I’m gonna shoot from half court. It worked with Xiu Xiu. Wish me luck.
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@HEARTAGRAMGIRL7 And for the same price they could just live in Philly for a month and see the same line up monthly lol
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Moving to Philly for the summer to rejoin society and start training for Miami gigs. Starting to use the internet again. If you want to learn to sword swallow or eat fire or see me do it I will be in these places.
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@FedeItaliano76 Dreamscapes!
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My first license photo, idk how I got away with it.
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@SOTSPodcast @Samneill_photo He looks so young still
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The last time I was in Seattle I couldn’t find an ‘in Utero’ lighter. It’s all Seahawks merch now.
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hourly kurt cobain 🏳️‍🌈
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This is some psychological warfare just to confirm my ticket purchase.
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Plz let @fansly know I still need my verification. Thank you.
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@agamids @BourbonCreamer Your sources say leaked 🤦🏼‍♀️ maybe read before screenshot ring.
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When you think you have time to jo before work and now yr gonna be an hour late and you didn’t even find a good vid.
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Me as a tall man: Wow this band I haven’t heard of might be cool, better move in front of all these short people so I can get a slightly better angle of the bassists boots.
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@agamids @BourbonCreamer Then why do the sites advertise as ‘leaked’. Skill issue.
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@user0000O0 Or a DJ to finish the job
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Lmao I’ve only ever had one one night stand in Philly and him and his whole family just got seated in my section.
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A tier
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Okay, I think I’m actually going to France??? I had heard rumors of Europe treating American performers much better but holyyy. I’m not even there yet and I understand why a lot of artists don’t waste much time in the U.S.
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@zzfromspace I did not realize this was about a girl that got paralyzed. Oops.
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I can finally post my apartment and not dx myself. She served me well 🫡
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@phemoid Do you just mean the mentions of you on Destiny’s thread? No thread has been dedicated to you yet so you choose to egg them on? They already posted your fiancés dick pics on your own Reddit page. Now you want your own KF? Think it through.
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Having to become an adult with no parents has felt so much like living life as a stray cat getting new lives constantly. Thank god for the few extra ones.
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Was just offered a spot at a cabaret in France for July. Should I go to France?
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‘Habibi’, just roles so well off the tongue. Might be the best word I’ve heard from any language thus far. Notable mention; ‘Dasvidaniya’
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@staylucky____ You only need to apologize for daisy.
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Me trying not to wake my bf while I take selfies with my fave knife.
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Finally got my learners!! Your designated driver awaits.
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@full_slack Remember watching this when I was like 10 on IFC :,)
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First private gig last night and I accidentally lit myself on fire. Huge fan of learning the hard way.
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Nice to be back in a town where everyone knows my real name and there’s water ice on every other block. Feels like home again♥️ so happy to be back traveling on the east coast.
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re entering the ether
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Is it too late to make friends on the internet
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@HunterAA6 Damn. You had so much room for sympathy. Why would you make this bigger. Shouldn’t you be trying to scrub the internet of this so your children can go to school without getting bullied. Why. You didn’t even need to take the bullet.
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:000 already my album of the year tho @GreatGrampsBand
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My root canal was a two day process. Ended in the fetal position. The anesthetic is wearing off and holy shit I can’t believe I almost talked them out of giving me Vicodin. This is that pain that has you inventing gods to pray to.
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@ebhstudios I’ve done worse for less
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Should I tell him.
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Getting ready
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@dollcide She did have potential 🙂‍↕️
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@Alexius_sc2 Thank you ☺️ I am very humbled.
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@IRL_Darius Gotta set the scene properly lol
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!!!! We are so back you guys. My hometown on my birthday 😎😎 planets always align nicely.
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Surprise bitches we back🔥🔥🔥 @1900USANAILS
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So now everyone can just have botted made up engagement numbers and other users won’t be able to tell what’s genuine? And right before the election cycle? What a coincidence. We’re cooked yall.
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This week we’re making Likes private for everyone to better protect your privacy. – You will still be able to see posts you have liked (but others cannot). – Like count and other metrics for your own posts will still show up under notifications. – You will no longer see who
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Casa Diablo has been amazing🔥 I think I’ll stay. I’ll be there Tuesday, Friday, Saturday nights! 🥰
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Starting a 🧵 for pics of my apartment details while I pack up ☺️ stay tuned for toy pics
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Mama I’m coming home.
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About to be on a 15 hr Chinatown bus to Atlanta. Plz keep me in yr thoughts.
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They left me a 50 dollar tip. It’s all good.
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Lmao I’ve only ever had one one night stand in Philly and him and his whole family just got seated in my section.
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I have an audition at Fabrika!! I get to see their OPUS show on Saturday and meet the casting director ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 It would be such a dream to get back from France and get to perform a few times at Fabrika before Art Basel. What is life.
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@thatsgoodweb X10000000. My first love.
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@wifrieren Boofing
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@RollingStone THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH GAY RIGHTS. FURRIES ARE DEGENERATES. I WILL BECOME STRAIGHT BEFORE I CLAIM THEM. keep the kids out of your kinks.
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@bimbotheory Same and I still don’t want to be naked around peoples kids while I’m being drunk and gay. Kids are more welcome after the bike ride at Gasworks, post nudity anyways. There’s plenty of family friendly pride events. The naked ones are for adults. We hate kids.
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@agamids No most of your links say ‘leaked’ right in the title. Leafy had to use a site that had leaked the photos. So they are LEAKED. She didn’t post them to those sites.
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I was 17 and having creative freedom with my eyebrows lol
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And hell ya I knew it was gonna look like that
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