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@petespetes

2 years

This is how easy it was to win at poker before hole card cameras and the internet ruined everything

Mike Matusow

@themouthmatusow

2 years

You’re close to 1% everytime you drive your car on road! Get belief in god and maybe you won’t be afraid to die buddy! #godspeed

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@pinzoro1277 @TansuYegen This is true. About a dozen kids drown every year standing by that ride. It's amazing the authorities haven't shut it down.

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@petespetes

4 years

@PepperellEddie @EuropeanTour @TyrrellHatton

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@meetmikehiggins @w_brand_h @josephcurtisusa The return amount is calculated disingenuously

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11 months

@josey_orr @ajulu_ @TrungTPhan How is it not capitalism when it’s a foreign government with infinite oil dollars?

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@petespetes

1 year

@LouStagner Nine wood into the circled area then putter across the bridge onto the green. If I leave it short in the water I get to drop on the island side.

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@petespetes

3 years

@Air_Shak @Fentyyyonce Give her a break, it fell through a paper shredder before it hit the floor.

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@petespetes

1 year

Played in Bobby's Room once when they ran a 200/400 yes limit hold'em game in there. I was buried 30k and scooping a tiny pot when Doyle walked by. I gave him a respectful nod. He looked at me and said "kid, you're the only one here who could have made it as a Texas road gambler"

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1 year

@ggarseeya @InternetH0F lol you were *that* close to red currants but whiffed

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2 months

@meetmikehiggins @w_brand_h @josephcurtisusa *incorrectly

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2 years

@RealCandaceO This might be the hardest I've ever seen anyone try.

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@petespetes

1 year

@GolfDigest @MickColetta1 Depends, was it the first shot on the hole?

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@petespetes

3 years

@Malperstein2 @Global_Smith I'm not a doctor but I don't think taking a slapshot off the ankle usually causes a concussion.

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@petespetes

4 years

It's amazing that US mainstream media gets away with intentionally broadcasting numbers 100x lower than reported by the CDC source, encouraging reckless, potentially lethal behavior, while their viewership eats it up without questioning it. @BadCOVID19Takes

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@petespetes

1 year

@GOLF_com Depends, are you trying to hit a straight ball or a 60 yard slice?

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1 year

@Jennicide @NoelFritsch @FirstHealth If forcing your child outside into the cold to make a political statement on twitter isn't child abuse, I don't know what is

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@petespetes

3 years

@gwestr By design. Tesla's battery supremacy narrative relies on shareholders not having a clue what's going on.

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@petespetes

2 years

@viiiiiiiiiiibes @Autumna1Equin0x @senok_hegheg @makeupaguy The number is (202) 555-0135

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@petespetes

1 year

@gbkaras Correct. Logic failure on your part.

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@petespetes

4 years

@demi_california @RealJamesWoods In the highest taxed Canadian province you would have to make at least $738,000 to pay 50% tax.

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@petespetes

2 years

@AllenKessler If they didn't charge you for a lot of it, you deserve to be tip shamed here.

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@petespetes

1 year

@LouStagner When I try to lay up

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@petespetes

2 years

@LouStagner If there's no ladies tees how do I know if you owe me a beer if you don't hit it past them

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1 year

@DrewMorris239 @tcgillis Lol even ignoring the obvious fails here, stomping next to the hole like that is bad even after everyone putts out

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3 months

@ImJimR87 @CollinRugg 2008

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3 years

@GOLFTV Kevin Na would have been a legend in that era

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@petespetes

3 years

@LouStagner 5 must be his peak index, cuz when you fluctuate around 3-5 you realize just how terrible a 5 index is at golf.

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1 year

@LouStagner

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@petespetes

1 year

@GolfDigest Rory at -24 to start the day, Cam Smith at -9. Cam wins it on 18 with a made 30 footer, when Rory misses a 2 footer to force a playoff.

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@petespetes

1 year

David Sacks

@DavidSacks

1 year

Where is Powell? Where is Yellen? Stop this crisis NOW. Announce that all depositors will be safe. Place SVB with a Top 4 bank. Do this before Monday open or there will be contagion and the crisis will spread.

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1 year

@Aella_Girl If you want to hire women only, why would you press the button? The unlimited free press would be worth tons.

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@petespetes

3 years

@AllenKessler @ChickfilA Chainsaw always on the grind

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@petespetes

3 years

@WLimestall @BadCOVID19Takes That's why Florida hired him for both of those roles.

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@petespetes

2 years

@writethemanuel @The_Jerk__ @DailyLoud Must have spiked twice

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@petespetes

1 year

@TuorGolf Close but Pat Perez edges him out for the 10th spot

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@petespetes

1 year

@LouStagner I know you're gonna say it's so clear that the lie doesn't matter, but my answer is it depends on the lie

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@petespetes

1 year

@martinborgmeier Pants too loose, makes generating clubhead speed difficult

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@petespetes

2 years

@nope_its_lily It was not vaporized. It was transferred.

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@petespetes

3 years

@Hipster_Trader Temporary meme recession

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@petespetes

3 years

Imagine advertising that you manage money and risk professionally on the twitter while posting "math" takes that show you don't understand the very basics of vaccination.

Peter DeCaprio

@cppinvest

3 years

@Keubiko Here’s the dangerous thing: you want people to vaxx up. Yet the data shows fully vaxxed peeps are getting it. So, with a pre-vaccine survival rate of 99.5%, you can’t blame people for spinning the wheel.

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@petespetes

1 year

@chambleebrandel Lol I'm seeing the exact opposite. Nobody is crying more than the PGA Tour side, led by Brandel Chamblee, Head Crybaby

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@petespetes

4 years

@DougPolkVids

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1 year

@ikepoker @RyanMarino He realized it's a better way to build a cult

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4 years

@_take_a_bow @wjs115 @haralabob If they're this fragile, they probably don't do it very successfully

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@petespetes

1 year

@RDSBarath What if Santa Claus flies in tomorrow, shoots 44 and declares himself the winner?

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@petespetes

6 months

@LouStagner It makes sense to lag your 8 footers when you're ahead by five strokes. I know it's not a huge sample but it would be interesting to see these stats as a function of the size of his lead

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@petespetes

1 year

@CP24 While blamed, Jeffrey Dahmer murdered fewer people than past serial killers

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@petespetes

2 years

@BadCOVID19Takes Leaves individuals weaker due to diminished lung function and other long term organ damage, but it's a positive because it kills old people. Excellent take.

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@petespetes

2 years

@fullforcetrades @TaylorOgan Well if it only hits a biker once every 6000 miles it's not a problem at all

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@petespetes

1 year

@RobDenBleyker @randysharpswife Band-Aid should make the darker tones a few pennies less expensive to really make her angry

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@petespetes

3 years

@SrslySirius @mbradycf Photo credit to @bradlpoker

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@petespetes

3 months

@GLaus71 @BrandonTaitz @bobhiler @donniccolo @mrfboyer If you think they're investing $2 per cocktail into clear cubes because it produces 2.7 drops less dilution than a regular large cube, I have several bridges to sell you.

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@petespetes

1 year

@Andrews8424 @tolstoybb puts everything in 10+ year duration assets yielding 1.6% not reckless

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@petespetes

1 year

@GolfDigest I believe those couches suggest there is a lack of "full trust"

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@petespetes

1 year

@rory_fans @flushingitgolf Rory has no problem roasting people for their life decisions without knowing their personal reasons

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@petespetes

1 year

@EmpireMaker2 Should be a lot more worried about the guy who is scared to order a margarita because he thinks it's feminine than the guy ordering the margarita because it's what he likes. But no, a real margarita is boozy af and delicious.

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@petespetes

11 months

@LouStagner If you don't like it you can always make up your own game that is almost the same as golf, except you get free relief from divots. You could call it LOLF

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@petespetes

1 year

@LouStagner @nivekrob71 You're going to have more friends than you can handle right around the start of July

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@petespetes

4 years

@riseCLDrise @JohnArnoldFndtn @markbspiegel The groundwork for panic and hysteria is being laid right now, as more and more people become infected and the authorities pretend nothing is going on. The reality is goign to come as a shock. If people took it seriously now it would reduce the chances of panic by a large margin.

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@petespetes

1 year

@financialjuice CRYPTO: THE ENTIRE CONCEPT OF THE FED IS NONSENSE.

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@petespetes

2 years

@ikepoker Clearly this is just an elaborate ad for the world's smallest jackhammer

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2 months

@LouStagner Bunker shot description is far too vague to make a decision

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@petespetes

3 years

@kristelfung_ DE Shaw. Third interviewer said we have 30 mins. Asked me about 3 mins worth of questions, then asked if I had questions for him. He gave short answers. Ran out of things to ask and he stared me down for the last ~10 mins while I struggled to try to come up with anything to say.

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@petespetes

2 years

Aaaand it gets more and more absurd every day...

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@petespetes

2 years

@CanadaKaz When things go your way you're always going to wish you had taken more risk. If you actually live your life with that approach, you're eventually going to take on too much risk, and it's not gonna be pretty.

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@petespetes

1 year

@LouStagner Changing my name to Eldrick Woods and moving to Florida just in case

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@petespetes

4 years

@DougPolkVids @themouthmatusow @RealKidPoker If you do the math it looks like he bet $10k of his $9k bankroll.

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@petespetes

8 months

@AllenKessler What is the number of players where the risk goes to zero? The dealer doesn’t count since they’re not human, correct?

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@petespetes

4 years

@no2mars @armandolara94 @Grimezsz @esordys I'm sure that will be a totally unbiased curriculum

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@petespetes

1 year

@AllenKessler WOW that's so cool I looked up and I saw this

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@petespetes

2 years

@ikepoker @devahaz Human poop of course. The story conveniently helps spread the wildly popular narrative that SF's liberal streets are smothered with human feces.

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@petespetes

2 years

@BartHanson It is cheating, it's just tolerated because people don't want to yell at the fish over something they don't really even understand. People aren't okay with pros doing it.

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2 years

@Aella_Girl

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@scoobysnacks_1 @TheStalwart @TrynaFarm Stating that 0% is "the change in inflation over time" isn't just misleading, it's outright wrong. The correction is written by someone who doesn't have the slightest clue what they're talking about.

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@petespetes

3 years

@LouStagner Clever heckling is fun. Shouting "Brooksy" at Bryson for the 7000th time is right next to "mashed potatoes" on the clever scale.

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@petespetes

3 years

@EdMillerPoker @DavidowMatthew Must be trolling cuz GB never has 27.5% there.

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3 years

@eyemightbewrong I was thinking "that's kinda rude" until I got to cargo shorts

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@petespetes

2 years

@dDeoxyribo Hearing poker experts chime in on the scandal should make you very wary about listening to anybody about anything.

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@petespetes

3 years

@KenJennings We can't pay you for this gig, but your lodging will be complimentary and you'll get more exposure than you could ever want.

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@petespetes

4 years

@rlamartini It would be nothing like the reaction we're going to have in a few weeks when people with MD following their name on twitter start understanding the magnitude of COVID-19.

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@petespetes

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@Daniel_Rapaport Looked more like the last one than any of the others, but Rory's wasn't coming in on that downhill angle and his ball also had a ton of backspin, so it's pretty reasonable to conclude that we learned nothing from this experiment.

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@petespetes

2 years

@JamesHahnPGA 1) Yes, it's normal and healthy to want to see a con artist go broke. 2) No, making him pay 90% taxes is not a popular idea (nor would it bring him anywhere close to $100mm). 3) Huge stretch to say everyone wants to see top golfers make more than a few hundred milly.

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@petespetes

1 year

@strassa2 I checked his twitter and can confirm he is not well

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2 years

@whoisalexjacob @MarleSpragg So let's get this straight - she wants to give Garrett carte blanche to call out cheaters with less than zero evidence - and if the falsely victimized person defends herself, she's automatically bullying Garrett. GREAT TAKE @MarleSpragg

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@petespetes

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@statmuse Inflation is a bitch

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@petespetes

3 years

@MikeMcDonald89 The problem is crypto refuses to accept that AMMing is largely just getting arbed so they have renamed getting arbed to "impermanent loss". The math is kind of difficult tho since it depends on how much trading against you is arbs vs. donkeys. I might do a writeup at some point.

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@petespetes

1 year

@LouStagner Death, taxes and Lou Stagner telling at least one member/guest sandbagging joke per day

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2 years

@viiiiiiiiiiibes @Autumna1Equin0x @senok_hegheg @makeupaguy No it's 555

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2 years

@PlusEVAnalytics It's true wearing a mask in the grocery store is the same as being dead

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4 years

@LouStagner That's awesome.

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1 year

@mrrassassin @Chuck__Noblet @jordanbpeterson @GordonRamsay @GuyFieri Nah he's lying, this isn't wagyu

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2 years

@LouStagner Every group waiting for the green to clear on par 4s before teeing off makes this difficult.

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4 years

@mhartl @spiderfoods This isn't the correct explanation for the phenomenon in the original tweet.

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1 year

Receipts for those who don't believe there was a 200/400 lhe game in there

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3 years

@nba_topshot Great for those of us who have tried to purchase in the marketplace many times but have failed due to the site being busto.

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@petespetes

3 years

@LouStagner This is why it's nice to have a slow group behind me on the home course

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@petespetes

1 year

Imagine buying a Tesla Model X

Taylor Ogan

@TaylorOgan

1 year

My brother got his dream car! Stunning @Rivian R1S, delivered in the Adirondacks. Perfect car up there. Gorgeous color! He loves it!

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@petespetes

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@murph0624 @Raptor1007 @acaseofthegolf1 So to summarize, PGA has allowed them for several years

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@2pacnrw16 You go for a smoke on your button because you don't want to miss the blinds

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@petespetes

2 years

@LouStagner All else equal, I play much better riding. But riding is correlated with alcohol consumption. Does Arccos track how many beers you've had? 🥳

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