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@PepperellEddie
Eddie Pepperell
5 years
Surreal day today. Not only playing Augusta for the first time but having Fred Couples come over to me and tell me I’m one of his favourite golfers. Fred Couples! The George Clooney of golf, telling the Brad Pitt of golf how much he admires him. It’s pretty fucking sweet.
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Eddie Pepperell
2 years
I’m Eddie f***ing Pepperell.
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Eddie Pepperell
5 years
Fair play to Rory. Probably the most disappointing 65 you could ever shoot but boy, he has so much class. 👌🏼🏌🏼‍♂️
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Eddie Pepperell
2 years
Not sure who needs to hear this, but I’ll say it anyway; not everything a person does in life has to be about money. None of us will be here in 100 years, and nobody will care about your wealth. You’ll be remembered for what you achieved, believed and stood for.
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Eddie Pepperell
5 years
Starting to get pretty excited now! 😬 In exactly seven days I’ll be stood in the fairway bunker on the 1st pitching out.
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Eddie Pepperell
6 years
I have no words, only a special picture. Thank you all so much.
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Eddie Pepperell
4 years
Fully understand if Bryson wants to keep hitting it 40 past me tomorrow so we don’t have to chat.
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Eddie Pepperell
2 years
@henrikstenson Henrik, just be honest, it was a bucket load of cash and you couldn’t resist it, like the rest of the guys. Will always love your game (especially those mid-irons!) but what a disappointing thing to do.
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Eddie Pepperell
5 years
Wow. That tournament was “BETTTTER THAN MOST”
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Eddie Pepperell
6 years
I wasn’t THAT drunk last night! I remember having a shower and brushing my teeth so I’d say I was fine. What a great day all round for me and thank you for all the wonderful messages. Phil was awesome 👌🏼 and Francesco is the kind of golfer you dream of becoming. 🏌🏼‍♂️
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Eddie Pepperell
5 years
36 holes without making a birdie. Don’t think I’ll be going the next 36 hours without pouring a drink.
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Eddie Pepperell
5 years
It’s been quite a year for Matt Kuchar as he leads the PGA Tour in both money and shithousery.
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Eddie Pepperell
4 years
With every drive Bryson hits, I see my impending barista job come closer.
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Eddie Pepperell
2 years
Thank you for all the kind messages. Well done to Sean, delighted for him and his caddie. Appears I really am back playing well… it feels nice. ☺️
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Eddie Pepperell
3 years
It’s nice to have some grace and honour back in focus. Lovely.
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Eddie Pepperell
4 years
I remember last year at the Arnold Palmer shooting 68 on the Friday wearing a pair of Jack Nicklaus socks. It was a career highlight. Times have been tough since mind, today I masturbated into the same pair of socks.
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Eddie Pepperell
3 years
I’m getting a fair bit of hate on here at the moment, and much of it aimed at my golf. I just want to remind you wankers that I am a former Wee Wonders champion.
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Eddie Pepperell
5 years
I’m not a believer in fate, and I’m reluctant to say that things ‘are meant to be,’ but this week, you know, it might just be. I was the 68th player to register this morning, but as they give last years winner number 1, that means I’m player number 69. 🔥
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Eddie Pepperell
7 months
Guys, a lot of vitriol on here tonight. Calm down and remember, it’s just a bunch of guys hitting a ball round a field. Let’s keep some perspective. 🤷🏼 That being said, I hope we stand on their necks tomorrow and beat them so fucking bad it hurts. 🇪🇺
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2 years
@WestwoodLee Hard to know what to make of you these days Lee. You’ve taken the money moving to LIV (which is fine), but surely keeping quiet would be a better, classier way to go about things at this point? Just a thought.
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Eddie Pepperell
2 years
There are two guys at the top of the game currently who IMO have the best grasp on where the world is at, and therefore where your thoughts should roughly reside; Rory and Justin Thomas. And both can see this for what it is.
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Eddie Pepperell
2 years
Here in Britain tonight, a few thousand people are planning to turn the power off for 10 minutes (in about 10 minutes time) to protest about rising energy prices. Valid protest. But Rory is 7 under through 13 at Augusta. Sorry guys, no can do.
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Eddie Pepperell
6 years
Even if it was about the number of Twitter followers Gary, the four that got picked would still get picked ahead of me! If however, the selection process was a reflection of how big a wanker one probably is, then I’m second pick. Behind you.
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gary kitley
6 years
@ballygolf I do hope you’re not suggesting @PepperellEddie should be in??? It’s about ability and experience under the severest pressure, Not the number of twitter followers
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Eddie Pepperell
4 years
My golf tip today is about the right hand. Controlled by the left hemisphere, which is responsible for speech, the right hand is best used to throw a club into a lake while shouting fuck off.
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Eddie Pepperell
5 years
Off to Prague tomorrow for the Czech Masters. Wasn’t part of the plan, but after the last few days, I think it may be best for me to get back onto the course and off Twit-ter. Keep your eyes peeled as there’s a chance I might be on TV, and you’re gonna wanna see my new routine.🏃🏻‍♂️
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Eddie Pepperell
5 years
Soooo, meet Pip! 😍🐶🐶
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Eddie Pepperell
5 years
Finally some red on the board
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Eddie Pepperell
4 years
Shit just got real @b_dechambeau you better watch out cause this little whippersnapper will be within 75 of you in no time. 🏋🏼‍♂️
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Eddie Pepperell
3 years
I text Bryson after his US Open win at Winged Foot, but he never went public. I know I’m no Tiger Woods but that text cost me 50p.
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Eddie Pepperell
3 years
I was feeling glum, but now I’ve seen Bryson top it, Todd shank it, and Westwood slice it, I’m beginning to think it’s still too early for retirement. Thanks lads 👍 #golfishard
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Eddie Pepperell
5 years
I booked my flight home yesterday before seeing Rory was playing Tiger today! Gutted as I may have stayed on to head out there and watch them from outside the ropes, collecting a few of my golf balls in the process. What a spectacle ahead. 👌🏼🏌🏼‍♂️
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Eddie Pepperell
5 years
Hang on a minute Chad, I’m not in my prime! I’m like a steak you find at the bottom of the freezer and I’ve only just begun thawing. Give it time and it’ll be edible. By the time Tiger is 60, he won’t be able to walk. But you Sir, you will always be a twat.
@Cotchy
Chad Cottrill
5 years
@MichaelFarber3 @TigerWoods at age 60 will be a far better player than @PepperellEddie is right now, in his prime.
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Eddie Pepperell
4 years
Dear Prince Harry, you seem like a nice lad. So, now you’re going to be facing the world as a person of ginger, you’re gonna need some help. Therefore, if you’d like to caddie for me I’d be more than happy to offer you a job and put Mick (another ginger) out of work. Let me know.
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Eddie Pepperell
4 years
Went to the range today and figured out that the worst of 2020 is still to come.
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Eddie Pepperell
6 years
👇🏻 Crazy indeed! Amazing moment for me and a great day too 👌🏼. Delighted to be able to say that £10K is going to the European Tour’s charity which is Cancer Research. And the other £10K I’m going to donate to @HelenAndDouglas . Fantastic initiative, thanks to @LIFElabsHQ 👏🏼
@DPWorldTour
DP World Tour
6 years
🚨 CRAZY HOLE-IN-ONE 🚨 Not your average ace from @PepperellEddie ...
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Eddie Pepperell
4 years
So Bryson has gone down the bulking route. Good for him. Word of warning though Bryson, I can barely see my penis these days.
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Eddie Pepperell
5 years
Sad not to get the win, but still, a second place at the British Masters is still worth celebrating at Beaverbrook! 😁🍷
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Eddie Pepperell
2 years
If Rory bombing a driver 310 through the air, into the wind, only reaches “80 on the strike meter”… I’m calling bullshit on the “strike meter”.
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Eddie Pepperell
4 years
You won’t meet many professional golfers who had tons of friends growing up. Occasionally though, you’ll meet one who you know didn’t have enough. You need just the right amount of people in your life who can tell you when you’re being a ...t.
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Eddie Pepperell
5 years
Thanks to Adam, Louis and Tiger for ensuring my participation this weekend. 😬 I’m sending some of my favourite Ann Summers products to you all in the post. 👌🏼
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Eddie Pepperell
6 years
Had some good news regarding my wrist yesterday; It’s not screwed. Just a little stiff, that’s all. So, masturbation aside, I’m generally pretty set for the rest of the year 👍
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Eddie Pepperell
5 years
It’s official; Brooks Koepka now has more Majors than I got in my first driving test.
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Eddie Pepperell
4 years
Dear @collin_morikawa I just wanted to send my condolences to you after missing your first cut as a Professional. During a pandemic too, doubly tough to take. Keep your chin up. Am confident you will be fine. Regards, Eddie Pepperell 35% M/C Rate. 👍
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Eddie Pepperell
4 years
As it’s Father’s Day, it would be remiss of me not to thank my dad. Twice we played together in father/son events and once he hit my ball instead of his, costing us a shot. And the other time he missed a putt so short I threatened to walk in. That being said, he is a great dad.👌🏼
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Eddie Pepperell
3 years
I’m trialing a 48” driver this week so if you’re the owner of any property at Jumeirah board it up.
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Eddie Pepperell
4 years
I’m 29 today. Twenty-Nine! I know what you’re thinking, how does he keep so handsome and healthy as he gets older. Well, some of the keys to getting old seem to be good wine, rich chocolate and cheese and the good occasional dose of Cialis. Many happy returns to me. 🍷🏌🏼‍♂️
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Eddie Pepperell
4 years
3 Covid deaths in Wales yesterday. Lockdown for two weeks today. That’s like hitting a driver into a bush, and using a 9 iron for the provisional ball.
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Eddie Pepperell
3 years
I’d quite like to play with Piers Morgan in the Alfred Dunhill Links this year please @EuropeanTour . We both like to drink 🍷, we’re both pretty active on Twitter. And we both like to walk off when things aren’t going well.
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Eddie Pepperell
3 years
For all the talk about long driving, Collin Morikawa is setting records with terrific iron play. Kids, I can assure you, while driving it long is great, being a masterful iron player will be better for you in the long run.
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Eddie Pepperell
2 years
We may have just witnessed the most overpaid event in sport ever this week, relative to skill. Things really are weird right now.
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Eddie Pepperell
5 months
Freddie is right on the money here. And again, the fact LIV had to stump up $400m/$500m for Jon, doesn’t show what a success story it is, quite the opposite. LIV will remain an awful product, even after signing Big Jon Rahm.
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NUCLR GOLF
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🚨📻🗣️ “I want them to go for free.. go on CNN & every TV show & say why they're going because it's that good, $100M doesn't get it, $200M doesn't get it, $300M doesn't get it. But for $400M It’s a great product, it’s a great show..MY ASS” - Fred Couples
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Eddie Pepperell
2 years
A huge thank you to @TheMasters for extending me an invite into this years event 😁. I know many will say it isn’t deserved and that Richard Bland should have received one ahead of me, but to be part of the Drive, Chip and Putt tournament is a huge honour.
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Eddie Pepperell
5 years
This is a future we should all want to be part of. Brilliant 👇🏻
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Eddie Pepperell
1 year
Turns out I played with Michael Block at the 2018 PGA at Bellerive. Also turns out he didn’t have the same reaction back then as he did yesterday after finding out he’s playing with Rory.
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Eddie Pepperell
3 years
People don’t give me nearly enough recognition in terms of the similarities between me and Tiger.
@MTownsendGolf
Mark Townsend
3 years
Better than most..
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Eddie Pepperell
5 years
Took on @RyanFoxGolfer in the #14ClubChallenge . Some golf...
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Eddie Pepperell
2 years
Before the heatwave truly kicks off tomorrow, I just want to say that a few years ago we played golf at Leopard Creek in 40+ degree heat. Nobody died. Although, a caddie did shit himself in my group. (True story)
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Eddie Pepperell
6 years
Americans struggling after lunch it seems. This is where experience in France comes in because playing golf after a ham and cheese baguette isn’t easy.
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Eddie Pepperell
4 years
Awww, all dressed up for his first day back at school 😊
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Eddie Pepperell
5 years
Good job I wasn’t allowed to play in a buggy today else I’d have driven in at some point.
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Eddie Pepperell
5 years
Just got a ‘Tornado Warning’ sign come up in my car. And Tiger is about to win The Masters. I can’t tell you how pumped I am for everything.
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Eddie Pepperell
5 years
Always been a legend has Shane. Amazing performance. 👌🏼🏌🏼‍♂️
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Eddie Pepperell
3 years
If Spieth doesn’t win at Augusta this week, I’ll play a tournament round next year topless.
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Eddie Pepperell
5 years
I’ve seen a number of tweets saying we shouldn’t be here in Saudi Arabia. But let me remind you of this; Only last year women weren’t allowed to wear any clothes AT ALL in my house.
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Eddie Pepperell
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I’m struggling with something. Some women are speaking up about Tiger’s joke, yet remain silent on the topic of biological males competing against biological females in other sports. Isn’t the bigger, more courageous fight, you ensuring actual women have a future in sport?
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Eddie Pepperell
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To be fair to @WestwoodLee he was great Thursday and Friday and now he’s won over $1 Million he can go and buy one of Gwyneth Paltrow’s Vagina smelling candles. 👌🏼 🕯 🏌🏼‍♂️
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Eddie Pepperell
4 years
I can only think of one other Colin who was more prolific than Collin Morikawa is and that’s Colin from Love Actually. Slept naked with 4 chicks somewhere in the US back in the early 2000’s after meeting them all in one night.
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Eddie Pepperell
4 years
Played the front 9. Seen enough to feel comfortable making a prediction; if I can get it to -10 I think I’m in with a great chance.
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Eddie Pepperell
2 years
@HankHaney Why? You worked with and saw Tiger at the height of his powers, decimate fields. That’s something to love and admire. Not a guy playing poorly earning $900k a week. There’s nothing to love about it. It’s vulgar and a stain on professional golf.
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Eddie Pepperell
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@blandy73 @GrowTheGolfGame @RPMComo @EntertainedAre @gilesmorgan71 @ttmygh @DPWorldTour Where to start… Suppose it’s simple; in my 15 minutes I won more events than you did in 22 years. What the Tour has done (just to name a few); GolfSixes Heineken hole at Himmerland Beat the Pro in Holland The Tour, which you spent 22 years on did ok for you mate.
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Eddie Pepperell
6 years
Chocolate by the locker, wine in the room... @JustinRose99 top man 👌🏼👌🏼. Thanks also to Beaverbrook for the nice touch. 😁🍷 #GreatHost
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Eddie Pepperell
4 years
Upon reflection, and despite playing like a right doughnut, I would do it all again at Winged Foot. It’s simply an awesome golf course. Can’t think of a course that tests you in so many ways. Thanks @USGA for humbling me at the same time as invigorating me 👌🏼
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Eddie Pepperell
5 years
Not saying the golf world should be scared or anything, but I’ve just discovered the Moscow Mule.
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Eddie Pepperell
2 years
Money flying around left right and centre in golf just to keep peoples ego’s happy.. at a time when much of the developed world, let alone the developing world, are suffering financially with grim prospects. I somehow am ashamed to feel sad about that. This isn’t a good look.
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Eddie Pepperell
4 years
I may be sliding down the world rankings at a pace not seen since it’s inception but today I took some money off some friends on the course. Felt great. Will tide me over before I have to give a definitive answer to Costa Coffee.
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Within two days, one LIV golfer suggests Rory winning the Grand Slam in April should come with an asterisk, and another player, idolised and mythologised by so many, returns to pro golf by joining LIV and remarks that he's somehow "hated".. 🤯 Honestly, these f*cking idiots.
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Eddie Pepperell
6 years
The amount of messages I’m receiving is overwhelming. Seriously, thank you. I love this game.
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Eddie Pepperell
2 years
Quite incredibly, it appears I’m making a cut for the first time in God knows how long. I’ve been so bad, and frankly, continue to be. But I am grinding Pretty Ricky style and still have some hope. 🕺🏼
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Eddie Pepperell
3 years
Won’t be long before nets are being put up at the back of ranges for me.
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Eddie Pepperell
5 years
Good luck to everyone at Q School this week. 👌🏼 Just think guys, two years ago I was there, and look at me now, Tweeting about masturbation and anal beads.
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Eddie Pepperell
6 years
. @EuropeanTour give JLo shot of the month for October.
@JLo
jlo
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December 2018 @InStyle
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Eddie Pepperell
3 years
To be honest @tonyfinaugolf , 37 top tens in the last few years on the PGA Tour is spectacularly good. Like many, I think you’re awesome. 👍
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Eddie Pepperell
1 year
Another season done! That’s 10 I’ve now racked up on Tour.. where does the time go. 🙈 Thank you for all of your support this year. Who knows what 2023 will bring, but let’s hope we can laugh along the way. Cheers 🥂
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Eddie Pepperell
6 years
Thanks Justin, and thank you for all your contributions this week, and in general to be honest, to the game of golf! Just finishing off that bottle of 🍷 you got me on Thursday... 😁👌🏼
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Justin ROSE
6 years
Great CHAMPION, even better bloke.. Congratulations @PepperellEddie on winning this year's @SkySportsGolf @british_masters @waltonheath_gc 🇬🇧🏆
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Eddie Pepperell
5 years
Hopefully no *** **** are offenders by this. #TheContentCommittee
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Eddie Pepperell
6 years
Well, fantastic two weeks up here in Scotland. 30 mins from Tebay and the finest Roast Dinner on the motorway. See you all somewhere down the road. 👍🍷
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Eddie Pepperell
2 years
Nice to be back in Ireland for the @IrishOpen_ . Best country in the world to play golf in! (And wonderful people too) Looking forward to it. 👌🏼☘️
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Eddie Pepperell
1 year
The Koepka incident yesterday is no big deal. Happens all the time. Ironically, it happened to me on the very same hole when I played in 2019! Another caddie told mine that his player hit a 4iron. So I hit the same club and fatted it into the water hazard.
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Eddie Pepperell
6 years
Amazing what saying playing with a hangover does for your Twitter following. Next year I’m gonna try the drugs angle. 📈
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Eddie Pepperell
3 years
Has Bob McIntryre just hit driver to 2 foot on the last to qualify and it not be shown on TV...? Fantastic stuff.
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Eddie Pepperell
2 years
What a weekend of golf! A woman breaking records and winning on the DP World Tour and Rory doing Rory things on the PGA Tour. 🔥 A real smash and a punch.
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Eddie Pepperell
7 months
@JNucci23 What a fucking clown, let’s be honest.
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Eddie Pepperell
4 years
The reason I know that this is what a Major looks like is because I’m watching it on TV.
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Eddie Pepperell
5 years
.... Who knows Martin, who knows.
@mfrogs7
Martin Frogley 🐸
5 years
What you up to here @PepperellEddie !? 😂
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Eddie Pepperell
5 years
I really like his swing, and not at all surprised to see Markus Kinhult win. 👌🏼🏌🏼‍♂️ Cracking player. Thanks to everyone for the support this week, tried my best to defend, but clearly the lack of Dairy Milk held me back! @TommyFleetwood1 , you are first class in every way. 👍
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Eddie Pepperell
2 years
Last chance saloon here in Dubai for me this week. As Eminem would say; “One shot, one opportunity.” He also said “my bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips.” So who knows how it’ll go.
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@PepperellEddie
Eddie Pepperell
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Love everything about Jordan Spieth. This looks like a tough conversation to be having, but you know he’ll be driving it and owning it. Tremendous professional. 👌🏼
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Eddie Pepperell
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Disappointing week on the course for me here in Austin, but loved it nonetheless. Cracking city and a great golf course. Week at home then off to The Masters.. 😁. Can officially look forward to 4 putting from this point forth.
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Eddie Pepperell
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I was asked who we should prank... @mattsjwallace came to mind, naturally. He took it well to his credit! Was a lot of fun to watch 🤣 #TheFakeMediaDay
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