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@MikeMcDonald89
Mike McDonald
3 years
But seriously what if $SHIB went to $1?
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Mike McDonald
3 years
I'm pretty stoked to sell all my ETH for $1900 in a week and buy back in 6 months for under $500
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@MikeMcDonald89
Mike McDonald
3 years
If Miami hasn't convinced you how badly we all deserve a multi-year bear market then nothing will
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@MikeMcDonald89
Mike McDonald
4 years
I've got a bet for you Dave I have a 200k free throw bet which your site is covering. The exact $ value you put in #Bitcoin I propose we make a 200k wager. I buy btc, you buy any one stock (you can shill it as much as you want) and we bet on whose ROI is better by end of 2022
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Dave Portnoy
4 years
I currently own zero bitcoins. I will wait and watch. I lost 25k. Just like with the stock market it took my brain time to figure it out. I know this. The Link Marines are weak and the orchid flowers do die in the crypto world. I may or may not be done. #bitcoin
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Mike McDonald
2 years
The best part is: - Do will disappear - he has made life-changing money - you have lost all yours - you will fall for the next grifter who employs the same tricks - he will rebrand as something else and his next project will result in him profiting again. Hopefully off you
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@MikeMcDonald89
Mike McDonald
2 years
@stablekwon Best part about this thread is it may have been drafted before the white paper was written
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Mike McDonald
3 years
Alright I'll cave and share a secret. I was literally looking at buying a castle earlier this week. I should have known then and there it was all over
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3 years
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@MikeMcDonald89
Mike McDonald
3 years
The number of professional poker players just doubled
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@MikeMcDonald89
Mike McDonald
7 months
Hello old friend
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@MikeMcDonald89
Mike McDonald
3 years
Jokes on Elon. None of us can afford Teslas anyway
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@MikeMcDonald89
Mike McDonald
4 years
As someone who is quite anti-UBI under normal circumstances I think more than washing your hands, more than social distancing, and even more than hoarding toilet paper- implementation of a (temporary) UBI is the single most important thing in handling the effects of this virus
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@MikeMcDonald89
Mike McDonald
2 years
So we're all in agreement @greg16676935420 is an FTX employee at this point right?
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Mike McDonald
2 years
Most of this poker training out there are complete trash, by people who can’t even beat the games. Give me about a year and I’ll make the best content there has ever been and offer my masterclass for free. That’s a promise. Happy Father’s Day to all the great dads out there ❤️
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@MikeMcDonald89
Mike McDonald
3 years
I still think $EOS running an ICO that raised over 1.2% of crypto's total market cap is more absurd than anything we saw this cycle
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Mike McDonald
3 years
Don't want anyone to miss this
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Mike McDonald
4 years
RIP Mike Sexton- those early seasons of the WPT all over Canadian TV during the hockey lockout were what made me want to pursue poker
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@MikeMcDonald89
Mike McDonald
3 years
My thumbs hurt but ultimately had my 9th successful day at getting toothpaste from the tube my girlfriend threw out. Being an $ETH bear is tough
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@MikeMcDonald89
Mike McDonald
2 years
We will be the largest single holder of ethereum in the world. Now, then, in that case, within the crypto industry, the failure of MakerDAO is the equivalent to the failure of web3 itself
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banteg
2 years
MakerDAO is considering a $3.5 billion ETH market buy, converting all USDC from the peg stability module into ETH.
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2 years
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Mike McDonald
3 years
PokerShares had one of our biggest bugs ever recently (purely cosmetic) and we sent €500 to the guy who discovered/was effected by it. He's now sending our team pictures of the escort "we" bought him. Poker community... don't ever change!
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@MikeMcDonald89
Mike McDonald
4 years
@kittykuopoker The one that's a country
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Mike McDonald
3 years
Hacker panicking to figure out what to do with his money when the answer is right in front of him
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@MikeMcDonald89
Mike McDonald
4 years
@CrownUpGuy Tell my chefs to get back to work
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@MikeMcDonald89
Mike McDonald
2 years
Bull markets do funny things. It's important to realize Sam won't be in this space 5 years from now and merely wants to extract as much USD as possible from those who believe in this space
@DeItaone
*Walter Bloomberg
2 years
Bitcoin has no future as a payments network, says FTX chief - Financial Times
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Mike McDonald
3 years
Still in disbelief $TRX is under 250 sats in this environment
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@MikeMcDonald89
Mike McDonald
2 years
@ShaneSchleger You call the floor, it's gonna be all over baby
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@MikeMcDonald89
Mike McDonald
11 months
Most of this poker training out there are complete trash, by people who can’t even beat the games. Give me about a year and I’ll make the best content there has ever been and offer my masterclass for free. That’s a promise. Happy Father’s Day to all the great dads out there ❤️
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Mike McDonald
4 years
Pretty disgusting how $BTC is only up 103% in the last year
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Mike McDonald
3 years
So @SnoopDogg outs himself as one of the world's biggest NFT collectors and market barely cares. Frothy
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@MikeMcDonald89
Mike McDonald
2 years
Here at Larva Labs we take our community feedback seriously and have opted to make all of our assets CC0 as a way to further promote the health of our ecosystem! We thank each and every one of you for the ongoing feedback.
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Mike McDonald
3 years
I gotta thank everyone who discouraged me selling $ETH at $1900 but its finally time for me to leave. Still holding some but made my largest alt sale (and in turn largest $BTC purchase) ever today
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Mike McDonald
2 years
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Mike McDonald
3 years
@justinsuntron $36,868 is a lot for something so slow. Are there any cheaper faster alternatives?
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Mike McDonald
4 years
If I've learned one thing in the last few days it's that the only thing our community collectively hates more than cheating is @DanBilzerian
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Mike McDonald
3 years
This cycle is the most honest thing I've ever seen in crypto. Normally everyone just buys *nothing* because they got tricked into thinking its *something*. It's so incredibly calming to see everyone cooperatively buying *nothing* because they know its *nothing*. 1/2
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@MikeMcDonald89
Mike McDonald
4 years
Win or lose now just seems like a good time to flex that I got Biden at +2200 when he was considered the 4th most likely person to be the dem nominee
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@MikeMcDonald89
Mike McDonald
5 years
I'm 2000 miles away from my home and just came across a girl whose Tinder pic is posing in front of my house. Not sure I've ever felt like more of a baller
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@MikeMcDonald89
Mike McDonald
10 months
Musk spent $44 billion on Twitter. The US population is 327 million. He could have given each American $1 million and still have money left over. I feel like a $1 million check would be life-changing for most people. Yet he wasted it all on Twitter and STILL LOST.
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@MikeMcDonald89
Mike McDonald
3 years
Upon reading responses I have revised my $SHIB target to $10
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@MikeMcDonald89
Mike McDonald
4 years
Don't call with jacks
@IAmMarkManson
Mark Manson
4 years
If you could go back and talk to your 18 year old self, what would you tell him/her?
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Mike McDonald
3 years
Jokes on you guys. Your last name isn't your job
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Mike McDonald
5 years
Imaging being a 700BB/100 winner for 16 years and somehow not having moved past 5/5
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@MikeMcDonald89
Mike McDonald
4 years
Do you count cards?
@paulg
Paul Graham
4 years
What phrase signals that the person using it doesn't understand your field? Example: "Computer error."
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@MikeMcDonald89
Mike McDonald
5 years
Anyone getting mad at @RealKidPoker needs to chill. He goes and does one of the biggest financial favors any poker player has done in a while and now thousands of people are hating on him for it. All this does is just discourage our community being generous?!
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@MikeMcDonald89
Mike McDonald
2 years
So 3AC and Alameda joyrode the entire industry this cycle, bankrupting most of us along the way, so that they could net acquire 0 boats
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@MikeMcDonald89
Mike McDonald
4 years
That's what you get for calling with jacks
@CrackingAAces
Barstool Poker: Cracking Aces
4 years
You have JJ all in vs AK and all you need to do is fade the turn and river...
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@MikeMcDonald89
Mike McDonald
3 years
Beeple is an even better trader than artist
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Mike McDonald
3 years
I wonder how long it takes for this $SOL circus to make $ETH guys realize how great Bitcoin is
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@MikeMcDonald89
Mike McDonald
4 years
I've been shorting $TSLA for only a day and my water has already been cut off
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@MikeMcDonald89
Mike McDonald
4 years
Obviously one day he'll be incredibly rich but my god this is the most generous financial thing I've ever seen a celebrity do relative to net worth. Reminds me of Pineapple Fund on r/bitcoin. How much do you think it costs to pay a whole stadium for a month? What a fucking boss
@SportsCenter
SportsCenter
4 years
. @Zionwilliamson pledges to cover salaries for workers at the Smoothie King Center in New Orleans for the next 30 days.
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@MikeMcDonald89
Mike McDonald
2 years
New avatar who dis
@cryptopunksbot
CryptoPunks Bot
2 years
Punk 561 bought for 500 ETH ($2,383,510.01 USD) by 0xdfa6e4 from 0x4680cb. #cryptopunks #ethereum
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@MikeMcDonald89
Mike McDonald
4 years
Alright this thing is going semi-viral. If Dave accepts and I lose the bet (which I won't) I'll give $10,000 to a random retweeter
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Mike McDonald
3 years
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Mike McDonald
4 years
Got 90 with no breaks. Will upload the video file tonight or tmrw
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Mike McDonald
4 years
Happened 8 years ago today. Every time I see this in my FB memories it makes me smile
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Mike McDonald
3 years
Once the last remaining ETH miner can't afford the electricity to keep his rig on and finally powers it off leaving all ETH nfts obsolete- and avax has become the one world currency, I can tell you that even then I won't be a buyer of avaxpunks
@buddhacoiner
WorldCoiner
3 years
@MikeMcDonald89 I own the Avalanche version of your avatar punk. Avaxpunks have dupes, twins and single legends. This one is a legend. Let me know if you ever become interested
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Mike McDonald
2 years
But what I'm saying is we get like 30 guys together, all take the frog poison, and play a televised turbo super high roller?
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Mike McDonald
2 years
2022 will be the year of "Oh yeah. I guess FDV isn't a meme"
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Mike McDonald
3 years
One of the most amazing things about crypto (or perhaps just human emotions in general) is how badly you don't want to sell once price reaches the level you wanted to sell at
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Mike McDonald
3 years
Sitting in the emergency exit row my (24 year old) girlfriend was just asked if she is 12 or older to operate the exit :/
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@MikeMcDonald89
Mike McDonald
1 year
@kevinolearytv I chant as I mow people down with my boat
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@MikeMcDonald89
Mike McDonald
4 years
Just bet $100 vs @aejonesleggo $300,000 that @DougPolkVids will one day be President. Don't let me down
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@MikeMcDonald89
Mike McDonald
3 years
Pretty sure the way this all ends is @SBF_Alameda creates the world's leading EV
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@MikeMcDonald89
Mike McDonald
5 years
You versus the guy she told you not to worry about
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Mike McDonald
4 years
Not a Kobe, Lakers, or even a basketball fan but this has me choked up more than any celebrity death ever has. I think the death of a young transcendent athlete symbolizes our mortality more than anything. Enjoy your time while you still can.
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Mike McDonald
2 years
Coming from gambling to crypto I think one of the most core reasons for crypto just being "better" is it so perfectly blurs the line of what is investing and what is gambling. 1/4
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Mike McDonald
5 years
I once attended a funeral and the mom took time away from her grieving to tear me a new one for how unethical gambling is and how bad of a person I am for playing poker. That was by far the most agro career opposition I've faced. Until last night's uber ride!
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Mike McDonald
2 years
Crazy how far the game has evolved in the solver era
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Mike McDonald
2 years
@cobie Our boy Justin doing his absolute best to rule like his father did
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Mike McDonald
2 years
If you only knew what I know about this 3AC situation boy oh boy. Wouldn't you love to know what's REALLY going on. A LOT behind the scenes. 1/2
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Mike McDonald
3 years
The only problem I see with $SHIB is I'm not sure governments will even know how to spend this many tax dollars if people ever sell
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Mike McDonald
3 years
Very slowly, then all at once. It might not be long until nations start buying #bitcoin
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Mike McDonald
3 years
I still find it hilarious how there are millions of people out there who would buy bitcoin if they found out about it today rather than years ago but they're so poor at admitting their past self was wrong that they opt not to just to spite their future self
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Mike McDonald
3 years
This is cool as fuck
@TexDolly
Doyle Brunson Legacy
3 years
They are making a documentary about my life now. It has been going on for a month and is going to be a lot longer. Same group that did The Last Dance is doing it.
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Mike McDonald
4 years
Excellent post. I'll add: - fly economy - don't bet sports (or book yourself on PokerShares🤣) - if someone wants you in their home game they're cheating you - most invesment opportunities you're presented with are only given to gamblers since they know everyone else will say no
Advice for Poker Players who score big: - Don't start backing - Don't lend anyone $$ you wouldn't be comfortable asking for a loan yourself - If you learn mixed games, online is cheaper - Start an IRA - Pay your taxes - One celebration, not 100 - Don't forget who your friends are
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Mike McDonald
5 years
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@pokershares
PokerShares
5 years
Action of former champion Jaime Gold is available for 1.0 markup in the #WSOP2019 $10,000 Main Event. Do you think he has an edge on the field? Buy a piece:
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Mike McDonald
2 years
I'm sorry you live in the bubble you do, but you're going to lose a lot by thinking bitcoin is weakening here
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Mike McDonald
2 years
Pretty excited to find out tomorrow that @saylor bought some btc today at $61,000 average price
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Mike McDonald
2 years
@bp22 It takes me 13 minutes to get from my house to the bank to the strip club. When I make it rain I average only 4 hundos per second which means I can only get 288k off in time. We need a chapter on how to die with zero when time is not on your side.
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Mike McDonald
3 years
$NFD is fucking stupid. And you're stupid if you like it
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Mike McDonald
3 years
It took me far too many years to have this important epiphany regarding crypto twitter. No one even attempts to predict what will happen. They just describe what they would like to happen.
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Mike McDonald
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@TomBrady Take all your $ and buy bitcoin. Figure out how to borrow $ to buy more bitcoin. Mortgage your house and buy bitcoin. And if you’ve got a business in your family for 37 years, and can’t bear to sell it, mortgage it, and convert the proceeds into the hardest $ on earth... bitcoin
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Mike McDonald
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If you bought the $LTC top in 2013 you are now down in USD
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Mike McDonald
3 years
Can't believe I'm retweeting Pomp but this deserves it
@APompliano
Pomp 🌪
7 years
Unpopular opinion: Ethereum will be larger than Bitcoin in the long run. Both volume and market cap.
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Mike McDonald
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@RealKidPoker Too bad this one wasn't in it
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Mike McDonald
2 years
Crypto's market cap exceeds the 2018 ATH! Surely investors must have done ok? Here is how the top 50 coins at 2018 peak have done since: 2 are up: DOGE, BNB 3 down <50%: BTC, ETH, ETC 10 down 50-90%: VET, KCS, ADA, WAVES, TRX, XMR, GNT, LTC, XLM, XRP 6 down 90-95% 29 down 95+%
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@MikeMcDonald89
Mike McDonald
2 years
At the top in any field there is always someone working harder and smarter than you who simply wants it more
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Mike McDonald
3 years
Do a shot every time we all know Daniel is nutted and Doug calls anyway
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Mike McDonald
3 years
Do normal people just look at all their banking fees and restictions and just think "yup. This is how money should work"?
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Mike McDonald
1 year
My view on the @DougPolkVids / @berkey11 drama: Most poker training out there are complete trash, by people who can’t even beat the games. Give me a year and I’ll make the best content there has ever been. That’s a promise. Happy Father’s Day to all the great dads out there ❤️
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Mike McDonald
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@BillAckman @FTX_Official @SBF_FTX I mean this in the kindest way possible but have you ever considered deleting Twitter?
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Mike McDonald
3 years
Purchased my first alt in ~2 years. Top is definitely in
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Mike McDonald
2 years
Countless people have asked me to summarize the last few days of @cobie drama
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Mike McDonald
2 years
Deploying more capital- steady lads
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Mike McDonald
3 years
@DougPolkVids Call river overbet when opponent is nutted - 100.0% (Avg is 38.7%)
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