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Constavacious Glamazzonnne

@pauli_eja

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The sky is only the start! Of course I’m a feminist! This is a Carrie Bradshaw hate page

Kampala, Uganda
Joined November 2017
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@pauli_eja
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3 years
@AyoShegs @ulxma @Ellsx__ You're not the smartest now are you?
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@soulofto They go in the for jugular 😭😭😭😭
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@pauli_eja
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A malaria vaccine AND sickle cell treatment? What a time to be alive
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@beyoncegarden @Beyonce She sang so hard that he had nothing else to do but die
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@MySapphicFriday I love a happy ending
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@pauli_eja
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1 year
@youwereoffkey Everything from 'so what are you gonna say aty funeral now that you've killed me?' was pure lyrical perfection and toxicity at its finest
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2 years
@braylon125 Like why did you come after me? You could have just left me tf alone smh
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@AyndaMthimkhulu Rested on her for a long time too😩 adjusted her head and all smh
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@pauli_eja
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4 years
@xoanjuhleek @AnisaFarah_ It's the fact that I wanted this clip to continue that's haunting me 😩
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@pauli_eja
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3 years
It's been a Good Friday 😊
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@pauli_eja
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2 months
@XvX_Quinn @00drose Struck a nerve, didn’t she?
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@pauli_eja
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2 years
I got the job! 🥳
@pauli_eja
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2 years
I need some good news next week banange
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@pauli_eja
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4 years
Me after he sends Uber money!
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@pauli_eja
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3 months
This is why I put pili pili on my neck everyday. Won’t catch me slippin
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$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️
3 months
wyd in this situation
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@pauli_eja
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3 years
@__Paris @briiitttttttt 😂😂😂😂 how long did it take you to realize that you didn't have a door omg
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@pauli_eja
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2 years
@goddessslimmie @paulswhtn So this is her burner?
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@_UncleLik @jadizzle2 She waited till she was asleep 😩
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@pauli_eja
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1 year
And I got a personal message from him omg omg omg omg Goes on to listed to the acoustic version of Nana on repeat Thank you so much @itsJoshuaBaraka 😭😭😭 BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!!! Thank you @Icy_sonie 🥺♥️
@pauli_eja
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1 year
The biggest artist in Uganda right now wished me a happy birthday and gave me a big hug yesterday 🥺 I’m still smiling
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@pauli_eja
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4 years
@BigWhuan What the hell is wrong with you? How dare you be embarrassed? You did thiiiisssss😭😭 I'm so proud of you and you look amazing
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@pauli_eja
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4 years
When you hear a lady singing religious laments and you don't get attracted 😩
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4 years
Bomboclaat
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1 year
1. My dad survived a stroke or healed from it 2. I graduated 💃🏾💃🏾 3. Got the job i always wanted 4. Had so much fun 5. Had my first adult relationship 😊
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since 2022 is coming to an end, quote this tweet with something you did this year that you're proud of, big or small
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@pauli_eja
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3 years
@snottystreets @mamastekait No it's not. However, people do not mention this enough that's all Pregnancy and child rearing is beautiful but it takes a toll on you mentally and physically But it doesn't take away from the beauty of the experience
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@pauli_eja
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4 months
This is the most stew I’ve seen in a Kenyan dish
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Queen Performative 🇵🇸
4 months
Honored the ancestors today by making that Kikuyu beef stew 🤤.
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@pauli_eja
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1 year
Been listening to this album since it was released and I’ve never skipped a song
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Mention an album with all hits and no misses.
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@pauli_eja
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3 years
Happy Jordan Year to me! Surrounded my my best friends
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@jaylabrenae Him trying to look back at her is everything 😩
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@silverbaai @MulhollandL0ver @JakeAndHoops @leallchris Coz he's always complaining under tweets smh
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2 years
@speedfromtx_ So you’re telling me that I can’t live in your skin?
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@pauli_eja
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2 years
It's always "bouncing castle for kids" never "bouncing castle; all inclusive"
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3 years
Someone: Pauline someone wants your number. Me:Tell them I don't look like my photos
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@Diamondsupply_ @Icy_sonie Me, a 25 year old woman at my moms bedside first thing in the morning 😭😭😭
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@pauli_eja
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5 years
@OwnDoctor ARE YOU ADOPTING?
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3 years
Do me -P. Square
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3 years
Wedding guest 🤗
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@pauli_eja
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1 year
Call me Simon Peter coz even in the maternity ward I’ll still deny!
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@realbbymula
MULA🍒
1 year
HOW Y'ALL PARENTS FIND OUT Y'ALL WAS HAVING SEX?? 😭😭🫠
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@giovasili Oh man, the HIV/AIDS epidemic is so shocking and growing and finding out how they were treated before it got ‘serious’ is so heartbreaking
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@DASILVAdakid I feel like we don’t even deserve her. The number of people who were against her was just so heartbreaking She deserves so much better
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2 years
@steezyrocko @makeupbyshaniah You really thought you did something there
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@ibettastopp @yenspunanii I hope that Darren Young is having a good day 😩
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@HannahRoseBee @nas_xo @kingsleyscorner It's not too late to start We're enjoying
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2 years
Like I said....☺️ #ashewonight
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2 years
I look extra sexy tonight ☺️damn!
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@Rennydidthat My problem is that they used not to let Joseline whoop that guys ass😂😂😂😂
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@bigleeaux @omgnatee @NotUrrM8 @Woobabyblay He thought he did something😩😂😂😂
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@moonxpies @swweettiieee Don't they give points for honesty?
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@pauli_eja
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2 years
Who's not stressed? Let him also send me titties
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Send him titties..he’s stressed
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@bribricutie3_ @chuuzus I hate covers but this is special
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@pauli_eja
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@GoHome_Q @aishhaaa_ So you're saying that they just don't want you? Coz a woman will be funny if she wants to slut you out
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@pauli_eja
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3 years
I can't believe there's a time this year when I thought I wouldn't make it to the end of the year The mind is a very dark place. Hope is everything sometimes
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@XvX_Quinn @00drose It’s a back handed compliment! If you date a person who give their own race back handed compliments, sooner or later he’ll do the same to you! If you think this is okay then I pity YOU and the people you date coz that was so foul
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@antiyohji This one is so beautiful
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@pauli_eja
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@olly_oz @4TheCulture____ 😂😂😂😂 the last girl though 😩
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@pauli_eja
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@Lilblackbabies Wait, so she basically learned how to stand at 2 months,right???
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4 months
You’re not the smartest, are you?
@misterboldwood
Boy Affi
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You be happy seeing a baddie till you see a cannula, bro you already know what it is. STDs lite. 😂🤜🏾
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@pauli_eja
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2 years
@pyomela @DivaLaci 💀💀💀💀💀💀 you really made me spit out my oner apple
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@Lumukanda_ @JollyOx @naledimashishi Category: Sexy Bitch! I'm a star, alien superstar!
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@Neyogems Parent twitter never lets me rest 😂😂😂
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@RsinneRessineR @k0bby_ That's all you gotta do?? Why don't more people do it?
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@Top10ofMen @aliyahvallen Go fish them out of the rubbish and get them for yourself then
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1 year
@Tumi_World Have you ever seen a woman naked?
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@pauli_eja
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3 years
@Moisesdng @P0SITIONZ This is the best quality of this meme that I've ever seen
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2 months
@XvX_Quinn @00drose You’re part of the problem It’s right there He added a cringe emoji too Yikes 😳
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@pauli_eja
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3 years
For context 😂😂😂 Give my model modelling gigs chile 😭
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3 years
Me standing next to @MalengAcholi 😭😂 and for some reason we move together a lot smh
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2 years
@KakuruJoab How does it feel to be among the 1%
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1 year
Me? An employee, a girlfriend, whole big woman of child bearing age, capable of going through a quarter life crisis is still sent to the shop to buy buns! Do these my sisters know who I am?
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2 years
@anniwithoutane @mizphantasm @writtenbyirene Hold up! The cat was held a grudge coz you threw up a lot while you were pregnant? Wait, were you throwing up at the sight of it?
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@pauli_eja
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2 years
A masaka person's idea of luxury, why?
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@CzArODriego @KierraLeaa @ovojiggy Whoa! What has this got to do with that? Ketchup is just not it
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@pauli_eja
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3 years
"Finally someone who treats me like I deserve to be treated." - Princess Komuntale
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@pauli_eja
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3 years
So @Icy_sonie , @MalengAcholi and I went for brunch 😊
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@TheCleoPanda @RohitaKadambi You can clearly see that she wasn’t pleased with him turning human 🤢
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@thedevilenergy @Mthandeni_si @Pocahhhhh @Zamma_Khumalo Not necessarily babies are so violent at times
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@pauli_eja
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3 years
Coz I love my teeth 😂
@imajicktv
I M🅰️jick TV 📺
3 years
2 secs video? Let's have it🥺
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@YvonneGrandson @armanivalore @prettylikecryss Please don’t say that, so many people living with hiv are in happy healthy relationships and are loved by their families. This kind of misinformation enables stigma which is not something we need in this century
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2 years
@sportsRhard @DailyLoud The fact that this applies on almost every tweet is crazy
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@theperfmocha @SymphaniSoto @your_scolioSIS I will have to wait in line with the rest of us 😭😭
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3 years
@AntiguaForeva @unclelondonn__ @JenSainty 😂😂😂 have you met children who hate their mothers despite the mothers loving then unconditionally? Did you see the twins whose mother gave them literally everything but they brutally murdered her because she said they couldn't have phones????? Kids don't always 100% love you
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@iwillcheckyou1 @Artixerxes @GoddessAngeIina I was hoping you'd say bitcheth but bitch is fine too I guess
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@pauli_eja
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3 years
All those PDFs waiting for me to read them for my morning exam and I'm here listening to ojuju
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Thinking about the amount of work waiting for me.
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Me looking for the logic behind Flavia refusing J Cole and taking on Andrew 🤔
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@pauli_eja
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4 years
When your iPhone friend comes through 😂 Anywho, I like it when you call me Big Papa💛
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@pauli_eja
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2 years
@SweetTea162 And no two twerks are the same! Truly transcendent
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@pauli_eja
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4 years
@HBCUfessions You need to respect people's time tf
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2 years
My favourite person beat liver disease 😩❤️💃🏿
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3 years
We ousiiidddeeee😂😂😂
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@lodiedodie14 @ulxma Some times legs shaking are a result of legs being tired or having been in weird positions
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@pauli_eja
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Lol men think they’ll use the word feminist is an abuse🤣🤣🤣🤣 please, if it weren’t for that same feminism I wouldn’t have my degree, I wouldn’t even speaking in a room full of men 😂😂😂😂 you think I take the opportunities lightly? Musesa! I worship feminism!
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