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My 6 year old son just asked me how I know his name... I'm not in the mood today

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Adults seemed way adultier when I was a little

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My son just asked me how I know his name... I'm not in the mood today

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me as a lawyer: your honour I have screenshots

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nobody: teacher when u ask them for help:

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I’m not ugly but if you see me on my moms fb then idk what to tell you 😭😭😭

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My mom when I opened up a bag of candy in the backseat of the car

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NORMALIZE CHANGING YOUR OPINION WHEN PRESENTED WITH NEW INFORMATION

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Twitter is the smoking area of social media

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Touch ID is way more effective and efficient than Face ID

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"who hurt you" bro who didn't

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Teachers be like "i know these are troubling times" then be the trouble during the times

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My 6 year old brothers teacher asked the class what’s their favorite season and he said garlic powder 😭😭😭😭

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what pushes you to watch 17 seasons of mfs in a hospital ?

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why is posting on instagram so embarrassing

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“fuck school” *proceeds to finish 8 assignments*

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Mood

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Me forgetting that I exist while I'm driving

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You ever laughed cause you mad as hell?

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nobody: me every evening:

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Dating someone who can stay kind even during fights is very important

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YOU CAN NOT MIX ALL YOUR FRIEND GROUPS

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stranger at the library: can you watch my stuff? me:

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The best thing I’ve learned this week is that when squirrels fall/jump - they land like superheroes

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Y’all remember when principals used to sit in our classes & our teachers became fake nice af for a day lol

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Normalize asking parents why they're shouting.

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day 1 of my period is actually just me fighting for my life

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anybody else parents just become chill asf after being strict for your whole life😂

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Did you have a happy childhood or are you funny?

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How you're treated is more important than how much you like someone. Read that again

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Your bladder hits different when you putting the key in the door 😂

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the way iphone alarms wake you up is so sudden and aggressive

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Y'all ever bring your pet to the mirror and be like that's you

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girls🤢🤢🤢 who 🤢🤢🤢 make🤢🤢🤢 fun 🤢🤢🤢 of🤢🤢🤢 their🤢🤢🤢friends🤢🤢🤢in🤢🤢🤢front 🤢🤢🤢of🤢🤢🤢 guys 🤢🤢🤢to🤢🤢🤢 get 🤢🤢🤢 their🤢🤢🤢attention 🤢🤢🤢

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This is what happiness looks like:

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There's is NO ROOM for unsupportive family & friends.

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men be like "your cute😍" my cute what?

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I will teach my daughter how to love, but most important how to stop. They never teach you how to stop.

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People who can't communicate think everything is an argument.

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I love hanging out with people that make me forget to look at my phone.

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I hope I find $5000 on the floor later

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I had the whole year to lose weight,glow up and fix my life and instead I did 💫 nothing 💫

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I don't kiss ass but I do apologize in situations that was my fault.

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IT'S ATTRACTIVE AF WHEN SOMEBODY SAYS THEY WANT YOU, PROVES IT AND DOES EVERYTHING IN THEIR POWER NOT TO LOSE U

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when the lane ending & no one is letting you merge in the freeway

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You learn alot by being silent.

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"your mom is so nice" thanks it was all an act.

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🤢🤢if🤢🤢🤢you🤢🤢make🤢🤢fun🤢🤢of🤢🤢🤢someone🤢🤢🤢🤢for🤢🤢🤢liking🤢🤢something🤢🤢that🤢🤢🤢makes🤢🤢them🤢🤢🤢🤢happy🤢🤢youre🤢🤢m🤢🤢the🤢🤢🤢🤢worst🤢🤢kind🤢🤢m🤢of🤢m🤢🤢person🤢

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you ever LOVED someone so much, u tried to understand them while they was hurting u

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STOP NEEDING YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS TO AGREE WITH YOUR GOALS BEFORE YOU PURSUE THEM .

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at this point, I won't be surprised if dinosaurs make a return

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if my daughter gets my attitude I’m finished

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Scary movies hit different when that mf say "based on a true story" 😂😂

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I be heavy on the "mmhmm" cause PEOPLE just lie soooo much 😂

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Nobody: Me after washing the dishes:

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The World needs him right now.

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BOMBOCLAAT???

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You clean your room and suddenly anything is possible

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“women are so emotional” bro u threw a controller at the wall after losing a video game

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words be sticking with me fr.. I'll never forget what you said to me

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i’m both a “fast replier” and “never replies” type of person. it depends on my mood and who you are

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Some of us are DAMAGED asf and still out here showing LOVE

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Toxic people stop talking to you instead of apologizing when they are wrong.

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Sleep doesn't help if it's your soul that's tired.

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I avoid drama because I'm scared of ME not you b*tch 😂🥴

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I swear the days are just going : 2pm, 4pm, 6pm, 4am

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I sit in class for attendance then I go home and teach myself

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If your siblings gives you a compliment you know you looking nice fr lol 😂

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I called the cops on my own party one time Bc I was ready to go bed

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I hope I find $10000 on the floor later.

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dude this burger needs to drop the skin care routine

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Sometimes I wanna be heartless too but that's not who I am.

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It's so easy to be wanted, I prefer being valued.

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I barely talk to anyone anymore..

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Friends Parent who treat you like family >>>

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yea sex is cool but have you ever discovered a popular artist before they got big and then watched them grow

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my organs: ...water....pls.. me, pouring a glass of wine: come get y'all juice!!

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I love hard but Idgaf even harder.

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you ever read motivational posts from people that are toxic in real life LMFAOOOOOOOOO

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You ever laughed cause you mad as hell ?

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Siblings are proof you can dislike someone but still love them 😂

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I swear the days in February went : 2pm, 4pm, 6pm, 4am

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He looks so innocent you'd think the vase broke itself

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If I text back fast it don't mean I'm thirsty, it means I had my phone in my hand and don't need to stunt like a lame and wait 10minutes

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In case you’re having a bad day here’s some chicks wearing skirts

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Adult think it's disrespectful when you don't let them disrespect u

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Trust issues began with these shits

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If you kiss my neck, I'm not responsible for what happens next.

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"roasting" your friends is one thing but making fun of something YOU KNOW they're insecure about is just pure hatred. PERIOD.

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Both features would be nice fr

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Ion care how fucked up this generation is.. I'll still make sure my children believe, love and trust in 🅖︎🅞︎🅓︎

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BOMBOCLAAT???

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it’s not that it “doesn’t feel like a Christmas” you just haven’t been happy since you were 12

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My mom praying I get home safe || me and the homies at 3 am

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it cost $0.00 to never speak to u again and I fvcking love free shit

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Kids ask the weirdest questions 😂

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Alot of people struggle with sleep because sleep requires peace.

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Once you stop looking, things will find you..

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