✍🏾 @unclelondonn__ Twitter profile

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@unclelondonn__

4 months

This nice girl from the cruise took pics of me on her Polaroid while in Jamaica and look how cute! 🇯🇲🤍

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@unclelondonn__

2 months

This woman has been beautiful her whole life

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2 months

90s sofia vergara.

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@unclelondonn__

3 years

That’s wild as hell when you look at it like that

Kuh-Dee-Juh 🥰💜

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3 years

This really how you gotta look at it 😭

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@unclelondonn__

2 years

“your payment is due” stfu

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@unclelondonn__

3 years

Okay but baby girl ATE

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3 years

Hi there

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@unclelondonn__

3 years

I have not seen one positive thing about giving birth. Not even the baby

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@unclelondonn__

1 year

This Russian guy just asked me how long I’ve been growing my hair out. I told him 10 years. The hair:

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@unclelondonn__

4 years

cooking together as a form of intimacy >>>>>>

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@unclelondonn__

3 years

Kissing is so intimate & nasty. I love that shit

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@unclelondonn__

2 years

This girl found Nelly duffle bag with $30k in it and she returned it to him. His CHEAP ass rewarded her $100! See I keep telling y’all being a good person is not worth it. She better than me 😭 I woulda been up

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@unclelondonn__

4 years

Biker shorts and a graphic T-shirt always gone be a win

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@unclelondonn__

3 years

I love how you can get on twitter and all of your thoughts are already in someone else’s tweet

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@unclelondonn__

2 years

At 25, I wouldn’t even date a 21 year old, yall got it

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@unclelondonn__

4 years

Getting compliments from your boo just hit different 🥺 It’s better from them than from anyone else

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@unclelondonn__

2 years

If y’all have HBO Max, watch this movie called Old. Crazy from start to finish.

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@unclelondonn__

4 years

Not having to question someone’s intentions with you >>>>>>

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@unclelondonn__

3 years

Lying as an adult is sooooo weird bc what’s the purpose? You think somebody gone beat your ass? You scared? Like what is it 😭

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@unclelondonn__

4 years

Baecations seem lit. Getting drunk af with your boo, dressing up, heavy relaxation & fucking on balconies

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@unclelondonn__

4 years

I can’t date someone who isn’t affectionate. I learned my lesson with that. It wasn’t a good time at all

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@unclelondonn__

2 years

This is what I be wanting studio apartments to look like

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@unclelondonn__

2 years

I told my mom & sister that I’d make them a seafood boil this week. I forgot crab legs were pricey now so I told them BYOC lmfao now I’m getting called all type of names in the groupchat

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@unclelondonn__

5 months

The ass gene was STRONG

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5 months

Merry christmas from me and my sisters 👯‍♀️ *i have more sisters * 🩷

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@unclelondonn__

3 years

Nvm. We went on a date & she was musty

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@unclelondonn__

3 years

My crush been crushing on me this entire time. I WON

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@unclelondonn__

4 years

I’m such a “let’s try it” ass bitch when it comes to sex. I’m very experimental when I’m comfortable with you. If I ain’t never did it & you like it, I want to see what it’s like.

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@unclelondonn__

3 years

I like somebody once every 3 years. Very rare

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@unclelondonn__

3 years

Coi Leray not being gay throws me off

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@unclelondonn__

2 years

I’ve dated older and younger & I learned that everybody full of shit 😂 the older ones be more full of it tho. & don’t fight me cause I know how you girls like to tussle

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@unclelondonn__

2 years

That ass pregnant too

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@unclelondonn__

2 years

The women’s bathroom at the club when everybody drunk is an interesting experience lmao

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@unclelondonn__

2 years

Sza don’t got no business being that damn fine 😩

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@unclelondonn__

3 years

I stay creating sex scenarios in my head. why 😭

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@unclelondonn__

3 years

The thing about sex is I’m okay when I’m not having it. But when I start, I want to fuck all the time 😭

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@unclelondonn__

3 years

Twitter OG’s remember when you couldn’t post a picture directly through twitter. We had to use twitpic 😭

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@unclelondonn__

4 years

Yall 3 for 3 right now 😂 what is this?!

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@unclelondonn__

3 years

I love a mf with a high sex drive cause idc where we at 😩

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@unclelondonn__

26 days

We’re all thinking the same thing

⚢ 𐬹 ۫ ۪

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27 days

can i say something

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@unclelondonn__

4 years

Me staring at myself in the little box on FaceTime

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@unclelondonn__

2 years

This the most Sundayest Saturday

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@unclelondonn__

3 years

Summer Walker ain’t the brightest out the bunch. But the bitch can sing I tell you that

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@unclelondonn__

4 years

Now why you steal that girl whole idea

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@unclelondonn__

3 years

I want a boo. My own. Not someone else’s, not multiple, just one.

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@unclelondonn__

4 years

make your partner feel wanted

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@unclelondonn__

4 months

Y’all want y’all wedding dress smelling like weed??

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Ladies how you pulling up to yo wedding 💒 💍🍾🚬

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@unclelondonn__

27 days

Now THIS was a cast!

The Purse Dealer ✨

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They were sisters.

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@unclelondonn__

3 years

Rich single gay aunt with no kids 🥂

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@unclelondonn__

16 days

This girl on TikTok made a video eating Raven Simone’s wife tf up! Raven’s wife commented on the video and the girl responded with a video eating her up even more! 😂😂😂 I love black women

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@unclelondonn__

2 years

Told this mf to meet me for lunch & she said she’d rather just eat my 🐱. Idk what type of girl she takes me for but uhhh this coochie will be ready at 12:00 SHARP

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@unclelondonn__

2 years

I love when my boos don’t follow me on twitter so I can sneak diss in peace

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@unclelondonn__

3 years

I’m such a slut when I’m fw somebody. No morals just vibes 😭

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@unclelondonn__

2 years

People will make you seem crazy for trusting your intuition knowing DAMN WELL what you’re thinking is exactly what’s going on

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@unclelondonn__

4 years

Crazy thing is, I already be knowing before I find out

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@unclelondonn__

3 years

Long distance can really be a beautiful thing if you put in the effort

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@unclelondonn__

4 years

I’m not doing situationships at this big age. We’re either together or we’re not. & if we’re not, we’re certainly not playing house

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@unclelondonn__

3 years

Being drunk with your boo is really 10/10. Especially when y’all out & both agree to leave the place early to go fuck

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@unclelondonn__

3 years

Scissoring make me nut embarrassingly quick 🥴

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@unclelondonn__

1 year

Y’all who is Pecan? & why she shocked the baby cute

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@unclelondonn__

3 years

I actually hate Holiday texts. Don’t text me talkin bout no Happy Easter

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@unclelondonn__

3 years

Teyana Taylor

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3 years

What celebrities you think got some good dick?

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@unclelondonn__

3 years

You know what feels extremely good? Not having to question shit

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@unclelondonn__

2 years

Dating me means DATES. We not boutta just talk every day and not go nowhere

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@unclelondonn__

3 years

Did Black Mirror just forget about us or...

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@unclelondonn__

3 years

I want to be someone’s favorite person again

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@unclelondonn__

4 years

My problem is I be wanting my sugar mamas to look like this

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@unclelondonn__

1 year

One thing I’ve always hated about my past relationships/situations was that I never had space to be upset at something. I’d feel a way about something, express that, then the person would get mad at me for being mad at them. So instead of trying to solve the issue, you add to it?

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@unclelondonn__

3 years

I hope I end up with someone who’s always in the mood for me & chooses me every day.

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@unclelondonn__

4 years

Session 32 hit harder when you really been through the shit

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@unclelondonn__

3 years

Couples should definitely have a date night AT LEAST once a week

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@unclelondonn__

3 years

Women are so mf fine. There was literally no way I was supposed to be straight

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@unclelondonn__

4 years

I’m telling you, once you get the right position & find that spot, it’s the best feeling 😩

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@unclelondonn__

2 years

If you’re mad at me for something & waiting on me to figure it out or being dry/passive aggressive instead of communicating the issue, we have a bigger issue

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@unclelondonn__

3 years

I get so conceited when I’m drunk

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3 years

I think it’s so weird when people treat you like you did something to them, whole time it’s the other way around

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@unclelondonn__

7 months

Never thought I’d agree with him but here we are

RAGE WORLD

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DJ Akademiks reacts to Sexyy Red’s sextape being released.

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@unclelondonn__

2 years

The time my mom pissed me off and I used her dusty ass tv and wrote “bitch” on it big as fuck. Later that night she woke me up out my sleep like “oh, I’m a bitch??” 🤷🏾‍♀️

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2 years

What’s the funniest reason you got your asswhooped as a kid ?

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1 year

I know we talked about this before but it’s still just… wow

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1 year

Fredo Bang at the home birth of his child👶🏾💯

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2 years

I hope homeless people are doing okay in this weather. Seriously

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@unclelondonn__

3 years

Do church got mimosas? No

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Y’all replaced church with brunch.. I just peeped

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3 years

Why the girls don’t be wanting to say they got a BBL. If I spent bands on my body, y’all gone know & ima flaunt that shit

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1 month

She got that shit on

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Happy 80th birthday to my grandma 🖤🖤🐐 the reason 🌊

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@unclelondonn__

8 months

I hate when people be like “date people who like you” you think I KNEW this bitch didn’t like me????!

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@unclelondonn__

2 years

Mississippi Pride & 7 pounds of pressure kinda fire. Lil Murda don’t rap in real life?

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@unclelondonn__

3 years

I’m genuine af so when people move weird with me I take it hard.

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@unclelondonn__

4 years

“Love” by Musiq Soulchild is probably one of the best songs ever written. He really talked about love as if it were a person. You can tell he put his heart & soul into it. ♥️

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4 months

I think it’s a thing with older women to just kiss eachother on the lips. Let’s do more of that

ℕ𝕠 𝕋𝕖𝕒, ℕ𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕕𝕖 🍵

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Angela Bassett did the thing! "History depends on us, why? Because we are the lens through which future generations will see themself" ❤️‍🩹

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2 years

Dating is so fuckin weird rn

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3 years

I love feeling wanted.

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@unclelondonn__

1 year

I had 3 bags and Delta told me to consolidate to make it 2

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@unclelondonn__

4 years

Watching a pretty bitch eat your pussy is so satisfying

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@unclelondonn__

2 years

Exhausted with dating, letting people in, all that, just tired.

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@unclelondonn__

4 years

My confidence high af. Nobody can ever tell me I’m not fine af. I would laugh

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2 years

WHEW MY BAD IT WAS $300K 😭😭😭😭 bless her heart omg

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@unclelondonn__

4 years

One thing about me, I’m not sitting around while somebody figuring out what they want to do with me. I believe in the saying “don’t let nobody save you for later” and “take mixed signals as a no” cause I’ll for sure move around

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@unclelondonn__

2 years

I want to date someone who just SEES me, ya know? Like I want to feel seen

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@unclelondonn__

3 years

I cut people off so quick because y’all are not about to stress me out. I just don’t see that for me

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@unclelondonn__

1 month

As delusional as I am, I am just as realistic.

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@unclelondonn__

2 years

I had a girlfriend at the party last night for like an hour. I love living in delusion

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3 years

Once I say “you got it” just stop talking to me

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3 years

yeah I’m not talking to nobody longer than 3 months. If they’re not ready by then, we’re transitioning back to friendship or strangers

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Lesbians are the most romantic/creative being. I love us

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