Most people donโt know writing is my first love. To remind you Iโll post one of my flash fictions I wrote 2 years ago.
Content warning though, itโs a scary story ๐
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So I went looking for trouble, searched my manโs phone and found out heโs cheating with his childhood bestie. Lol. I donโt even know how to feel. Mad, sad, relief? This is new, so I am looking forward to see how Iโll handle this. Lol
@Jaiyejejeomo
Thinking back, this show has a lot of un answered questions; what were they, giant mouse babies, baby aliens? Whatโs the Tv doing in their tummy? Who owns the garden? Why did I like it so much?
I started a company that automates healthy food delivery to your office daily. We are currently rolling out our B2B arm that automates 5000+ meal deliveries every month to 3 corporate companies
@Florence_Esq
More of this please. Letโs all dress according to our religion. Catholics with their habits, Muslims with their hijabs, Sango and ogunlana worshippers in their regalia. Make everywhere soft ๐
Looking at him sitting beside me and I want to ask questions but I am pressing my phone tweeting. Like guy, what did I do wrong?! But my pride wonโt make me stoop so low.
Funny I have never been cheated on before, so Iโll take this as character development. We meeuuveee ๐
This blew up. Didnโt expect this. Nigerians are a special breed. Thank you for your words of encouragement and funny comments. My heart is heavy but I hope to sleep it off
@dread_mcbst
And she wonโt talk or leave you when you beat her and cheat on her. Finish your train of thoughts. Soro soke werey. Weak men will look for submissive slaves instead of partners that can match them Werey for Werey.
@Iamjaymhie
@An_artOseni
When God told Abraham to travel out of his land because he has arranged a country flowing in milk and honey, you think it was a joke? Anyone who leaves his country (any country at all) to a better country with bigger opportunities is blessed by God.
@omidan_Ifemint
Do they have a meeting? My mum has the wildest dark shades collection! And everytime her and her gang step out, itโs Ma woju Uche galore ๐
@laraGold143
You have the same powers as your pastor!!! You dont. have to go through pastors to have your prayers answered. Get on you knees and speak to God yourself. Let him direct you. Trust the lord with all your mightโฆand he will direct your path!!! Know this and youโl not be deceived
@McCartney000
@pam_E_chic
Why are we importing bread in the first place? If you want to eat UK bread go to Uk. There are literally 1 million bakeries in Nigeria. Olojukokoro no go kill some ppl
@peaceogor
Heโs tweeting whatโs paying his bills. He will dig up all manners of fictional scenarios he wants as this is his hustle. Women should not take it personal. Itโs not as if real life men take these shallow advices.
@instablog9ja
Relax with the agenda. She was taking a picture, someone came to disrupt the picture taking. She is visibly annoyed by this and could have nothing to do with jealousy.
And that is just one of the scenarios. Everything is not about man
@Msmenalicious
When the lord turned the captivity of Zion, they were like those who dreamed.
Our dream has finally come through, small bum bum association, go into the world and SHINE!!!!!
@Postsubman
She sounds very educated. She definitely has more than a school leaving certificate. Poster if you can see this, send your CV to my DM. I can only help if you have a place to stay in Lagos. This too shall pass
@DumohNandi
@Prins_dohn
Watching nat geo wild as thought me everything that can kill a man is in Australia's forest and water. I might travel the world one day but Australia won't be on my map
@olusola__
Dear God,
This is a gentle reminder on the prayer request sent in the God when trail below. Kindly confirm receipt by sending me a homo-sapien of the XY trait to perform chaotic events with. I hope to hear back from you soon so as to meet my bottom line.
Respectfully,
Omolara
@Postsubman
Those saying talk to her have not met Gen z teenagers / young adult. They get coconut head. The father needs to reevaluate himself. Thatโs your little girl you raised. You should not feel horny looking at your daughter. You should feel concerned and appalled at her dressing
@okayysophi
As a pure African, I am truly appalled by the comments. Wishing death and harm to someone else for what, being black? It feels like I just had a taste of what being African American is from the comments. And it's scary
@G_Samito
God. I am sorry for every attitude I gave my mum when she insisted on following me everywhere. WAEC, post Utme, my first interview. This woman sat in her car outside my workplace and waited for me to finish my interview. (I was so mad at her and she didnโt even look my face)
@OTerrifying
Itโs a known fact that kids are unconsciously suicidal for the first 5 years. Those little demons try everything to off themselves. Thatโs why you donโt take your eyes off them.
@instablog9ja
I donโt know, Iโd go over and ask if they want an autograph. And if they say no Iโll insist and write my name on their forehead. Whoโs the celebrity now? Me Chung lee. ME!
@Sadiqalmustafi
@dread_mcbst
You have automatically construed that unsubmissive =stubborn, argumentative and uncooperative. This is the narrative that drives men to marry pretenders and end up in an unhappy marriage. Women have personalities and advocating they hide that, will only lead to trouble.
TB Joshua!
My mother told me a story Iโll never forget. My dad was at his death bed many years ago and out of desperation she visited the synagogue. When he called ppl out she went, she said she was crying and TB Joshua looked at her. He didnโt say anything, just stared at her
First of all, women are not the reason a man cheats. Men cheat because they think they can get away with it. I do not blame myself neither will I let peopleโs opinion make me blame myself. (1)
@NigeriaStories
It was also depicted in one episode of American Gods. When anansi ridiculed the igbo slaves and provoked them to revolt. I am just now realising it's the igbo landing story. Thanks poster!
@JustinUg_
@timoofficialll
The kind of movies my father loved. I dislike action /thriller movies but Iโll watch this just for him. Rest on doctor Jari
I know I do not deserve some of the comments I am getting but I have come to terms that you take whatever you get from Nigeria twitter without putting your mind in it. And for this purpose Iโd like to clarify a few thingsโฆ
@demigodgeous
Lol secondary school scarred me, for life. Funny thing is these kids wonโt remember how they hurt you but you yourself will never forget. Bullying sucks, fr
@Cali_DreamsXO
The mother must have shed a lot of tears before she sent this. As a widow she must have been blamed for how he turned out. The guy on the other hand I canโt say much about since he didnโt reply. It will take a lot of understanding on both ends to solve this.
@_theladymo
This lady has mind of steel. Itโs very obvious there is a prejudice against her on this street. Ppl laying wait to attack her, her work and her marraige. Itโs so sad to see. A less emotionally strong person would have folded a long time ago.
@_theladymo
, please ignore the hate
@realosuofia
@ad_v_de
What scene lives rent free in your head in osuofia in London. Iโll go first, the part he wanted to buy agege bread in London bakery ๐
@TerfaTG
Grew up in magodo, after one long stress full day, I and my sister decided we have had enough. We packed a few clothes in nylon, took sliced bread and left home. We didnโt reach the end of our estate gate before we turned back. I and my sister never spoke of this again ๐
I know Iโll heal from this and probably get reminded once in a while on this street. I am ready for that too. Iโve received a lot of messages from women who have gone and are going through this, It has warmed my heart to know I am not alone.
Because the doctors still donโt understand till today why he is still alive.
I have never been to the synagogue, I am deeply rooted in my own church. But this prophet TB Joshua, I will never forget him. May he Rest In Peace in the lordโs bossom
I know I do not deserve some of the comments I am getting but I have come to terms that you take whatever you get from Nigeria twitter without putting your mind in it. And for this purpose Iโd like to clarify a few thingsโฆ
@Thefitdoctor23
I have to give it to Koreans. They make you swoon and give you all that romance excitement without one single nudity or over the top sex scenes. Theyโve perfected the art of decent romance drama! Itโs really beautiful to see a culture not corrupted by western norms. Beautiful
In my Uni days, I was home alone in my hostel. We normally had prayer sessions outside my hostel by one student pastor. It was around that time and I didnโt join, just sitting pressing phone. I canโt explain till today what I felt or heard but I suddenly started speakingin tongue
Have you ever felt the presence of something... like a ghost/evil spirit, that made you feel you were not alone in a house? Please share your experience.
It was this guy that made me love Indian movies. I learnt a whole Indian vocabulary one year. My mum had to take me to my grandma for holidays to get my senses back. Idc but mudhjse shaadi karoge shahrukh?
It took 3 sleepless nights on after effects to create this book trailer. It would be a wish come true if i get 100 retweetโs for this. ๐๐ฝโโ๏ธ
@WilliamsFatayo
I had to terminate i and my colleagues trip early this month. Telling me Visa is 50:50 after passing all requirements. Sorry about this Williams, hopefully seminars and organisers will pick more accessible locations in future
@TheBarv
Try out Lunchlady if youโre in Lagos. You get to pick and schedule your lunch for a week and it gets delivered to you everyday at lunchtime. Price starts from 5k for 4 days (1k per day)
@UnkleAyo
Indians dey give update die. In fact anywhere you see them gather during exam period, better join them.
Iykyk.
I love them as classmates ๐
@xoreniii
Nigerian men? Shey the one that called my mum he wants to marry me only to find out heโs engaged. All the best to all involved oh ๐คฒ๐พ๐
@instablog9ja
I hope these ones know that their masters who wore these ancient robes and wigs to court wear only suit and tie now. They ditched this 1800โs dress code ages ago but look at us, still where they left us.
@Ussybobs1
@BankoleTO
@McCartney000
@pam_E_chic
Plus the bread no go come fresh. Bread that is supposed to be oven fresh go come be last week bread. If this is not inferiority complex, I donโt know what else . Makes no sense no matter how I look at it.
There is a kind of pain of grief when someone's death could have been avoided. That is exactly the case of a final yr student of Funaab, Olaniyi Ashimi who met his untimely death due to
#nooxygen
@DonCorleANN
@funshora
I just want to know why the whole community is preparing for women loosing limbs. What activities were they into in the Old days abeg?
@_Taaooma
My kids better be ready for long ass Yoruba names. Kilon ko mi pelu Jayden. Adeoluwakinshi, iretomiwaniwajuoluwa, oluwashilekunayo, jesulobagbogboaiye . Their surname will now be the hyphen ones. They will be the bane of teachers during roll calls. Teacher go first drink water ๐