👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo Twitter profile

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2 years

Dear struggling Kings, I've had my own fair share of life's trouble and hopeless waiting. Let me talk to you. If you're ~ unsure what the future holds ~ feeling terribly lonely and all you get is rejections ~ ladened with responsibilities and no sign of help OPEN THIS THREAD

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@UnkleAyo

3 months

You're literally South African - the very S.I unit of ugliness Look across your team and those foulheads wield faces only a mother can love You're not even bold enough to uncover your face in your dp Your women would rather become lesbians than stay with you and it makes sense

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3 months

These ugly niggas are rough lmao

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@UnkleAyo

1 year

Dayo Israel that's currently fanning the embers of bigotry on the TL is an RCCG Pastor. Remi Tinubu that's constantly putting Yorubas against Igbos is an RCCG Snr Pastor. The FUTA VC that was instrumental in rigging Ekiti's election on live TV is an RCCG Pastor. Good evening.

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@UnkleAyo

2 years

Out of this apartment, I wrote my first line of code. I got my first tech scholarship and landed my first internship. When I started stacking my coins, I still stayed there for 12 months extra because a hustling man's biggest enemy is lifestyle inflation.

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@UnkleAyo

2 months

Please, don't disrespect me like this again. I'm a 6"2 caramelized, properly chiseled Yoruba demon. All my degrees are in First Class, distinctions and I have 2 Ph.Ds in view (not Honoris Causa, please). Can you say the same for that overbloated goblin with faceplanted BBL?

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2 months

Between Seyi Law and SALAKO, who would you pay N1m to watch?

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1 year

Too early on a Monday for my eyes to be bleeding tears. "Somebody please wake me up" 🥺 Thank you @falzthebahdguy and @mrmacaronii for fulfilling this man's dream.

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@UnkleAyo

1 year

Last night, a Walmart Manager shot 10 customers to death. This is the 606th time that a mass shooting is happening in the US, this year alone - 31 mass shootings in 22 days. I hate to be that guy but living in the US is not the flex we think it is.

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@UnkleAyo

1 year

Amoda Ogunlere "Bola Ahmed Tinubu" who has ruled Lagos for 2 decades is from Osun State. Sanwo-Olu who has done 4 years, now re-contesting is from Ogun State. But you're questioning the legitimacy of a full-blooded Lagosian whose genealogy you can trace back to 7 generations?

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@UnkleAyo

1 year

Now that the UK is enforcing restrictions, it is a good time to remind you that: Masters is cheap in Norway. Masters is free in Czech Republic. Masters is free in Denmark. Masters is cheap in Finland. Masters is free in Iceland. Masters is cheap in Austria. Masters is

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@UnkleAyo

10 months

If you supported Peter Obi in the last election & you go outside to protest, God will punish you.

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1 year

When I left Nigeria, my first attempt at a relationship was with a woman that was 2 continents away. She offered to pay half the price of tickets when it was time for us to meet and tbh, that's one of the reasons I don't "bash" women when it comes to these Twitter arguments -

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@UnkleAyo

11 months

Cross, we're a very poor country sha. Domino's started with pizza, now they're selling rice. Chicken republic have downgraded to supageti and boiled eggs. All I'll give McDonald's is 16 months before they start selling swallow. You'll even be able to buy Agbo from Starbucks.

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11 months

Again, I think Nigeria will legit be a large market for Starbucks and McDonald’s. Why they still haven’t opened one there, is what I honestly don’t understand.

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@UnkleAyo

1 year

I have just registered as a card carrying member of the @NgLabour . No plans of candidacy for now. Just membership. I'll be paying my monthly dues to my local ward in Ogun State - the change we need to effect is at the grassroots. If our presence can't do it, our money should.

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@UnkleAyo

3 months

On live TV, A President is admitting that she made an executive error in decision, taking accountability by resigning, putting the people's demand over personal desires. If I look in front of a mirror and scream "it can never be us" - 54 African flags will appear.

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@KatalinNovak_HU

3 months

Today I resigned from my office as President of Hungary. Thank you for everything to all my friends in all four corners of the world. Hungary🇭🇺 is a wonderful country with marvelous people, a good partner, an even better friend and a reliable ally. I am glad that in the past

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@UnkleAyo

1 year

If you start making enquiries today, you can be on a flight out by September. Apart from the UK, these are countries you can settle in 6 months. - Norway - Portugal - Sweden - Austria - France - Poland - Finland Activate plan II. The people in that place love their chains.

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@UnkleAyo

1 year

The hate the Igbos get in this country is UNWARRANTED. You won't allow them agitate, won't allow them vote, won't allow them lead, won't allow them leave, won't allow them live, won't allow them trade. Your love for them stops at erection for their women.

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@UnkleAyo

2 years

Since I started my journey as a young man, one of the finest hacks I've belted is crushing lifestyle inflation. At every level of my life, I've always lived below my means. It has influenced the people I've dated, the circle I've kept. This is the undoing of many men.

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@UnkleAyo

7 months

Japa loneliness is a real thing & it's not funny - and it is mostly not sexual. We underestimate the impact of social interactions Those mama selling provisions, your bike guy gisting you, your guy living two streets away. Let me take it apart with context and other instances.

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@UnkleAyo

1 year

There are new levels of lows I'll descend to. This is the energy, moving forward.

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@UnkleAyo

1 year

Should BAT become President, how do we start to cleanse ourselves of the stigma that's been appointed to Nigerians in diaspora? How do I convince international offices that I'm not a thief when we had the wherewithal to elect a drug baron as President? You people, please na.

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@UnkleAyo

2 months

You're an African man using slavery to score cheap social points. You're nothing but a lanky wanky, mentally twisted failed comedian. Angels on internship moulded you, God saw the prototype then stepped out to the backyard to laugh. Baba Suwe that stopped downloading at 23%.

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@UnkleAyo

5 months

This is not conventional advice but it's for ambitious/career women currently making their bread. Take this from a brother - there's a strain of men you should discern against. I call them the "trophy wife hunters" They won't like this tweet but I'll explain.

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@UnkleAyo

19 days

No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it's not the same river & he's not the same man Every road travelled, water waded, I do not regret -for it has made me the man I am today In life I hunt, in years I gather - still undefeated against the reaper. Today, I turn 30 🎈

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@UnkleAyo

8 months

Whenever they tell you that it's not possible, show them this picture. Tell them that the owner wrote his first line of code & made his first 1M from this room. Tell them that the owner of this picture barely had 50K naira to his name, 5 years ago. To a consistent man with

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@UnkleAyo

1 year

This video satisfied me in a veerrrrry weird way.

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@UnkleAyo

2 years

Annie Idibia has stayed with a man that's repeatedly cheated on her, even had kids with other women. Davido gave Chioma a break, had another baby outside & came back Ooni of Ife has carried a founder, born and bred in London as wife no 6 - He's set to marry another, next week.

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@UnkleAyo

10 months

@EGaraad_ Immediately I saw the potbelly, I started laughing. This girl hasn't walked fast in her life, talk more of run any kind of race. Lmaooooo. Looks like there are no women in Somalia again so they had to pick the last one from the street and put her on the next flight. 😭

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@UnkleAyo

9 months

Come abroad and see original fine girls hustling it out in Walmarts, Starbucks, Depots because they do not despise the place of responsibility - fine girls with correct follow come edges. The crusty ones back home infested with halitosis think they deserve Dubai trips just

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@UnkleAyo

11 months

You just got to respect Adekunle Gold - both as an artist and as a man. You'll never catch him never scandals like this. Man just wants to drop good music, stay mesmerized by Simi's beauty, braid his hair and love Dejare. Top top lad.

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@UnkleAyo

2 years

I had my whole life figured out. My whole f*cking life. Landed a new role as a contract DevOps Engr, got a new apartment, furnished the entire apartment, and changed my car. The enviable Bachelor's life. You'd come to my house then and ask me, "so when are you marrying?"

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@UnkleAyo

3 months

South Africa calling us ugly is crazzzzzy because only Cameroonians have the boldness to outugly South Africans. Heads shaped like oil rigs with beaming nostrils like vuvuzela. Wielding unbalanced shoulders and dentition like Chinese Jigsaw, calling someone else ugly is crazy😭

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@UnkleAyo

3 years

I saw that Oloni's thread, I say make I search "I slept off" too. Guys! I need therapy.

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@UnkleAyo

1 year

Dear Oke, Tomorrow is your birthday and it is significant to a day where we match out to enforce the cause you died for. Your death was one amongst others that caused a pain that we cannot heal from and it will not be in vain. Rest gentle. 🕊

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4 years

Nigeria will not end me

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@UnkleAyo

1 year

The Igbos are not Nigerians. You treat them as outcasts - you might as well, let them be. Your laws do not protect them. Your police do not defend them - you might as well, let them be. 63 years is enough to know if a marriage will work. Divorce is not a crime. Let them be.

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@UnkleAyo

1 year

I didn't know that a day would come when I'd say this but I think I understand Tinubu, his agenda and why I'm convinced he stands a chance. I've taken time to unhinge from the mob & research possible benefits of a Tinubu Presidency - I am convinced. These are my reasons:

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@UnkleAyo

19 days

I turn 30 today. 🎈 As someone who was severely underprivileged, has been independent since 15, is currently proud of his journey - I think it is fair to share for all young men, regardless of age. Here are 30 no-BS life hacks I've amassed in the last decade that has helped me:

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@UnkleAyo

1 year

Ogbeni Dipo is somewhere in the YouKay falling in his bathroom & slipping into a coma - he will wake up 3 days after to resume his "Yoruba ronu" campaign. A disingenuous, utterly wicked dolt. 2nd tweet I'm making about him in 24H so yes, he lives rent-free in my head.

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@UnkleAyo

11 months

"My sister was last seen around Egbeda. It's been 48 hours and we've not seen her. Please RT, please tag police. Help me 🥺" ** 14K RTs ** finds sister "Hey guys, we've found her 💃" So, what happened? Did she run away? Did she follow man? Did she escape to clear her head?

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@UnkleAyo

2 years

Talking about cultural shocks, this happens to be the rudest even though I'm used to it, now. I mean the first time: Just gotten up from a 3 hour nap, stepped out to my balcony at 8pm and I had to pinch myself thrice. Anyways, this is my current view and the time is 9PM.

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@UnkleAyo

1 month

Hi Paul, Unfortunate greetings to you. If and when I have business with Americans - I'm working with you and not for you. This isn't the corn fields of the 1700's. You're not more educated than I am - do not have a mental edge, do not also have a stronger cultural positioning.

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@SemudaraAbayomi Hi Bayomi, It's not my job to conform to the way that you do things. You want to do business with Americans, you have to do things the way WE do things, not complain that we're being biased. You can say the same thing about me, which is true. But I don't care about doing any

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@UnkleAyo

2 months

He called someone a generational slave - I reacted as everyone did. You didn't say anything. 👍 Turned around, called me a coward and a b*stard. I took it like a big boy. You didn't say anything 👍 Now, you're talking about mEnTaL hEaLtH. Aiye iwo ati SeyiLaw ma laba ni. 🤚

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@UnkleAyo

2 years

You made a birthday video for your wife. 36 frames in that video had you, alone. 12 frames had strangers - 67 other men, 2 other women strolling. All totalling 1min:54secs. You reserved 2 seconds for your wife and 1 second for banner. You deserve that your hairline.

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2 years

Happy Birthday to my great and beloved wife, Ope!

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@UnkleAyo

10 months

This is the witch @bola_aseyan that falsely accused Dr Olufunmilayo of r*pe. You put that man through trauma because of a failed relationship. Dr Funmilayo has been fully exonerated and I hear that you have a criminal case, tomorrow. I genuinely hope you rot in hell.

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@UnkleAyo

2 months

I was in Madrid 3 days ago, was in Barcelona yesterday and if I counted correctly - I walked past at least 150 women built exactly like this. I didn't walk past no Ronaldo. Lucky man una. Walk into any Spanish store and you'll meet 3 babes like that standing at the counter.

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2 months

Ronaldo is a lucky man,fr😍🤍

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@UnkleAyo

2 months

I understand that GRV is an attractive man but you're a married man - at least, have some shame. You already work double shifts lapping the besmirched balls of that neurodegenerative drug baron - cut your jaws and right hand some slack; stop wanking at Gbadebo's mentions.

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@UnkleAyo

2 years

2 year japa plan for aspiring techies: ✅ Pick a field: Grind on YT and Udemy for 4 months. ✅ 4 hours daily will give you enough knowledge to land you an internship (does not have to be paid) ✅ Don't fall in love unless your partner is pro-japa

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@UnkleAyo

2 years

If you're in the UK or planning to move to the UK 🇬🇧, these two websites are priceless resources for all kinds of grad and postgraduate jobs. RT.

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@UnkleAyo

3 years

FEMCO STOLE AND LIED If as a generation, we cannot tell each other the truth because of the fear of being gaslighted as BMC supporters, then we're doomed. As the whole situation maddens me over and over again, this time I come bearing proofs. A THREAD

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@UnkleAyo

1 year

I lived in Oyo state for 12 months & I tell you that Seyi Makinde is that guy - fulfilled every promise in his manifesto We didn't see him licking fanyogo in public malls like a prostitute or repairing BlackBerry in computer village He only submitted his report card & won again

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@UnkleAyo

1 year

I had a conversation with an older friend who has 3 children, yesterday -it strengthened one of my convictions. I'm NEVER allowing my partner out-present me in the life of my children. You'll not out-gift me, either. It is party politics. I'll not labor all my life to provide -

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@UnkleAyo

4 months

As we start a new month, I think I should share with you, again, an ancient secret that has transcended eras. If you woke up this morning with clouds of palpitations, exhausted because your repeatable actions aren't fruiting -- you might want to open this. Again, up to you.

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@UnkleAyo

3 months

Keep neglecting the boy child. Leave them under trained, under mentored, under educated - then complain that you have a chaotic society brimming with crime. Tech scholarships? women & girls 👍 Boot camp? women & girls 👍 Job opportunities? women & girls 👍 We will all be here.

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@UNICAForg

4 months

Unicaf celebrates International Day of Women and Girls in Science with $1 million worth of scholarships. Study Online

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@UnkleAyo

28 days

Fun fact: This school is owned by Seun Osewa's parents I know because I applied there thrice to be a Biology/Chemistry teacher when I was still living in Ota On the day I went for my interview - as I entered the school, you know how you just know? I knew I wouldn't get the job.

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28 days

Nigerian boy secures $3.5 million worth of scholarships from Harvard and 13 other universities in the US, Canada, and Qatar.

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@UnkleAyo

1 year

God, please. We're only 4 people in the room but you're the 4th man. God, please. The fourth man in the fire, please. Please. Please.

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@UnkleAyo

5 months

As a 37 y/o established man, you left equally accomplished potential mating partners to marry a 19 y/o teenager. You did it for control, not love. You didn't see a partner, you saw an "investment" and ,boy, do investments go bad. I have no iota of sympathy for Emeka Ike.

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@UnkleAyo

1 year

In the history of everything K-drama has ever made, there's no scene from any movie that is as sick as this one!

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@UnkleAyo

10 months

Simple analogy: The first day you arrive at NYSC camp, you spend hours to do registration just to get a tag If you leave the camp and want to come back in, the personnel at the gate identifies you by that tag and allows you in, without making you go through registration, again.

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@_theladymo

10 months

Biko, what are these cookies we accept on websites?😂

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@UnkleAyo

1 month

If a civil war breakouts in Northern Nigeria, Iran, Saudi or Palestine will not break a sweat. Israel will not break a sweat if Nigeria splinters to shards, today. Gullible Africans will ride on religious sentiments to champion "I stand with x" Mind your damn business. 🖐

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@UnkleAyo

10 months

Since everyone is asleep, let me share this goldmine. I received more than 100 DMs from UI/UX techies, so here's a completely FREE 6 GB folder on: ✅Product design ✅Graphic design ✅Web design ✅UX design ✅Webflow ✅Figma ✅UI/UX Don't thank me. RT.

File folder on MEGA

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@UnkleAyo

1 year

Once dated someone that I thought was a delicate babe until I visited hers. See bah - it is one thing to start generator, switch changeover but to be washing and changing generator plug was the shock I wasn't expecting. We dated for a while but that picture didn't exit my

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@UnkleAyo

10 months

I have some time so let me teach a concept I taught in my 6 years of teaching college biology. Mosquitoes fit perfectly into the food chain and the absence of mosquitoes means many plants and animals will cease to exist. I'll tell you how & why:

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@_theladymo

10 months

Do you ever wonder why some animals/insects were even created? I can understand cow, dog, cats etc., but why do we have mosquitoes?????😩

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@UnkleAyo

1 year

ThE yOrUbAs ArE aCCoMMoDaTiNg but every 3 months, balogun market is catching fire because two people selling the same market cannot coexist peacefully. We know the only tribes that would rather sell their brother's wares than have a vendor go elsewhere. Awon onilara ALYBJ.

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@UnkleAyo

1 year

Earlier this week, a friend of mine posted on social media, career moves he made plus new life updates. He got married in December, became a PR & just bought a house with his wife. As I was congratulating him - weirdly, I was feeling dejected almost immediately.

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@UnkleAyo

15 days

Good afternoon @officialABAT , Do you know that in Europe and UK, residents pay TV tax. I'm suggesting that we implement Mattress monthly tax. If you can afford a mattress, you're too comfortable and this could mean laziness - which will impact the country's overall GDP.

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@UnkleAyo

2 years

@VershPeter That woman has checked out mentally. In fact, she checked out of this relationship 2 months, ago. She's ready to marry but not to you - she feels she's marrying down. I'll tell you brother - whatever you beg to have, you'll beg to keep. This is a closed chapter. Move on.

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@UnkleAyo

1 year

Again, tell the Nigerian teachers moving to the UK on Teachers Visa that you cannot have school daughters - don't wrap your arms around anybody's neck. You'll go to jail for sexual harassment. You cannot beg them for money. You're not their Uncle. It's not your job to train

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@UnkleAyo

2 years

@Rene_noire Phone ti mo charge 100%, o kan low ni under 2 minutes! Haa! Kilode? Ashey alert 2M lo wole ni sha. 2M mefa at once. Mo kan switch sim card mi si glo ni sha. 7M ti wole. Walahi... Roundabout ti mo ti ri alert yen, mo somasot fun 9 haaars!

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@UnkleAyo

4 months

I'm a Christian and I'm not marrying someone I've not cohabited with. I need to see your face when you wake up, if you leave soap lather on the bathroom walls like a cultist, how high the decibels of your snoring gets to. Let's know what we're marrying, please.

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@UnkleAyo

2 years

When I started my Masters - I'd walk into the lecture hall, see the Professor seated & bend my head in greetings - students + Prof be looking at me super weird. They don't understand. I started to get conscious, tried to stop but couldn't - my head just kept bending.

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@UnkleAyo

3 months

Tinubu, God will punish you. Shettima, God will punish you. Femi Gbaja, God will punish you. Desmond Elliot, GOD WILL PUNISH YOU.

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@UnkleAyo

10 months

🎓 24 months of academic rigour 📕 45 weeks of investigative research 🔬 3 continental conferences 🌎 664 total hours of classes 👨‍🏫 27 total exams taken 👨‍💻 Final grade: 100/110 Another ° in the bag. 🎓

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@UnkleAyo

2 years

If you're a struggling young man, pull your seat close to me. I want to expose to you an uncomfortable truth. "there will be light at the end of the tunnel" in the actual sense is a facade. There's nothing that guarantees that light.

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@UnkleAyo

2 months

Nurses in Nigeria with train for years, are now been mandated to pay 300K for verification to land a 50K job (barely $10). They move abroad for the same job profile and can afford houses in 5 years of settling down. So, they should stay back? Ehn baby.

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@yabaleftonline

2 months

Japa: Nigerians abroad are taking on jobs they refused to do at home, with all their education they drive cabs there, but won't drive cabs in Nigeria — First Lady, Remi Tinubu.

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@UnkleAyo

16 days

May the ideas that'll change your life, not be replaced with fear.

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@UnkleAyo

17 days

You finally grew balls to block me - I wonder what your wife slurps on seeing that you don't have a pair, especially as you first came for me. I've created a burner account for the first time - this time around, I created 4. To your misfortune, there shall be no end. 🖐

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@UnkleAyo

1 year

Shame will not allow some of you that bought starlink to utter "omo, I regret this decision sha" 💀 Because why are you getting 20Mbps for a device that costs that much for installation and monthly subscription? Not some of you buying to "pepper" us. Starlink una.

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@UnkleAyo

2 years

Unethical website hack: If you're outside the US 🇺🇸 and you're looking to work in the US either remotely or looking for companies that'll sponsor a work visa. Use this: 👇 It will show you companies, available job roles and corresponding salary scale.

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@UnkleAyo

1 month

@pllski @SemudaraAbayomi Hi Paul, Unfortunate greetings to you. If and when I have business with Americans - I'm working with you and not for you. This isn't the corn fields of the 1700's. You're not more educated than I am - do not have a mental edge, do not also have a stronger cultural

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@UnkleAyo

28 days

You go dey abroad, get babe for Lagos dey think say you dey serious relationship. Make she come dey tech, all those product design, UI/UX dem - dey go all those their conference for surulere. I have no intentions of ruining your day but boy, do I have news for you. 🤭

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@UnkleAyo

10 months

If you know anyone that wants to start a career in Data science, this is an ALL-in-ONE folder of materials 10X better than paid courses. There are also projects you can build with. I'll be tweeting the folders for cybersecurity and cloudops, later today.

17.12 GB folder on MEGA

478 files and 32 subfolders

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@UnkleAyo

2 months

Good evening @GRVlagos , The day you stoop low to respond to that aesthetically deficient scallywag of a failed comedian - that dunce @seyilaw1 wielding a face only a mother can love. The day you honor him with a response, I'll go naked on IG live swearing for you, for 30 days.

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@UnkleAyo

5 months

@_Debbie_OA @Wizarab10 I know you're getting a lot of "send your address" messages for "delivery" Please, be security conscious. Be careful who you give your details to. May God continually keep your family.

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@UnkleAyo

3 months

Every single corner of recruitments, bootcamps, scholarship offerings - "girls and women only" In your quest for equality, you're neglecting the boy-child. The boy-child shouldn't be an afterthought. Your neglect of the boy-child will come at a price. This is a threat!

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@UnkleAyo

11 months

Every Zambian must be proud to listen to their leader speak like this. Presidential poise. Articulation. Audience control. Confident demeanor. Unrestricted ooze of self-esteem. Clarity of speech. My God! You don't even know what you've missed until you see it right

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@muyaa_mbango

11 months

Drop the mic 🎤 Bally.. the world is listening 😊👏🏾👏🏾

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@UnkleAyo

12 days

I'll tweet about this once, mute the tweet and go about my day. The reason why the igbos will always be insulted and walked upon is because they've not learnt, what the other tribes have perfected - the ability to hold a grudge. You're not forgiving. You're just gullible.

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@UnkleAyo

22 days

90% of the Ministers in his cabinet have active fraud files with the EFCC, including himself. Student loan cancelled, subsidy removed, naira worsened, food prices 5X higher barely 12 months in power, but I'm the evil person for not wishing him well. All of you are mad.

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@UnkleAyo

11 months

So, this is actually not a movie. A man lost his first son barely 3 months ago, barely a year after he married his mistress - that man is now uploading daily unfortunate staged "family drama" on facebook with the mistress turned wife. Barely 90 days after losing your son?

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@UnkleAyo

22 days

Every 90 days, I'll be warming this video because I need you to constantly remember how low Tinubu descended & how the Ronu scoundrels defended this sacrilege. Deployed traditional rulers to cast a spell on one tribe Shebi it's only Igbos that are on fuel queues today Bastards.

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@UnkleAyo

3 months

Spend time in a multicultural class with Italians, Germans, Swiss, Polish - you'll dead that narrative that the black man is ingrained with academic superiority. Your only strength is the adaptative edge of grit that intercourse with decades of hardship gifts you - they've

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@UnkleAyo

4 months

Excuse me for one moment. The man in suit is not who I think it is. Please tell me it's not who I think it is. Oyinkansola Sarah Aderibigbe, @ayrastarr you stretched your hands to shake that man? Omo 2002? Egbami.

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@UnkleAyo

11 months

When I made that tweet two months ago about Annie and Chioma, they called me a mad man. I'll tell you again. In the face of money, influence and power - women will stomach anything. Standards are for poor men.

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@UnkleAyo

1 month

I read somewhere that "low-IQ" is an eligibility criteria for the Police Force. I thought it was "bants" but every time I read from this handle - I'm forced to believe it. The PRO of the NPF is questioning why a Medical Virologist is in possession of petri dishes? 💀😂

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@Princemoye1

1 month

Are you a medical practitioner? We need to know much about you so that we know how to handle this. If you are not, they should have arraigned you, let alone bailing you or demanding bail money at all. I have an interest in the case. We need to know the policemen who even

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@UnkleAyo

1 year

In Germany, it is forbidden by law to contact employees after work hours - in fact, you can be dragged to court if you message an employee on leave. They get 20 paid vacation days per year. In Italy, employees can get up to 30 per year - In Portugal, you get 22. But I'm

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@UnkleAyo

7 months

That "married men rizz thread" of yesterday left me with questions: - why get married? - do the wives in question know? How are they handling it? - What events happens in a man's home that leads to this? Then I stumbled on this video - answered some of my questions.

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@UnkleAyo

18 days

There's a clause for this - it is called moral licensing. It is also the same play when you call out racists, they tell you they have black friends. You're platforming thugs, thieves, weapons smugglers but we should clap for you because you put kids in school. You're mad.

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@TeniEntertainer

18 days

I GOT 20 KIDS IN SCHOOL, 10 PRIVATE UNIVERSITY STUDENTS, 3 IN BABCOCK, 3 IN C.U, 3 IN REEDEMERS AND 1 IN AUN, 10 KIDS IN PRIVATE SECONDARY SCHOOLS, 3 IN THE EAST, 3 IN LAGOS AND 1 IN JOS. ALL IN BOARDING SCHOOL. I PAY AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR FEES, AND IM ACTIVE IN THEIR LIVES.

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@UnkleAyo

23 days

When label bosses are taking swipes at each other, artistes should learn to mind their business and sit it out. When Don Jazzy and Olamide had their issue that year, the dance that Dija danced was the last dance she danced career-wise. Today, Olamide and Jazzy are cool.

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@UnkleAyo

4 months

Oh, this one is easy but I'll answer it as: "What is the Igbo man's offense?" The Igbo man's offense is unknacked audacity. How dare you? To have been inflicted a genocide, have everything taken from you, your women raped, your babies smashed with rocks to the head and your

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@FineManArtist

4 months

@UnkleAyo What exactly did the igbos do to yoruba ppl??

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@UnkleAyo

1 year

There are women and there are Lagos babes. If you're looking for commitment, I do not recommend the latter - if she now tells you she's in tech, pack your bags. Dating those women should come with antidepressants/ anti-hypertensive drugs because you'll need one or both.

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@UnkleAyo

1 year

Whatever you see in Lagos today is the legacy Tinubu's Lagos - Lagos wasn't always like this, at least not before 1999. Whatever you see in Lagos today will be replicated in Abuja because you've handed the highest seat in the land to thugs & drug peddlers. You will miss Buhari.

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@UnkleAyo

2 years

Twitter laid off about 3.5K staff last week - Twitter laid off the entire staff force of Twitter Africa 2 days ago - Facebook has just laid off 11K staff - No 2 exchange owner just had his networth depleted by 85% - This winter is wintering. If you have a job now, do it well.

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