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Muyaa Ⓜ️bango™️

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11 months

Drop the mic 🎤 Bally.. the world is listening 😊👏🏾👏🏾

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11 months

@Mahuntsu This is insane… disrespectful and condescending. Totally uncalled for.

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2 years

The number of artists you can name will indicate whether u are Gen x, fossil, ancient or BC twitter...🤦‍♂️ got 15/16...

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11 months

@NaijaGoldaMeir Zambia 🇿🇲🇿🇲 and his name is Hakainde Hichilema , affectionately known as HH or Bally 😊

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2 years

HH on BBC

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3 years

Zambians just incase you are not aware what you did...

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1 year

@AdvoBarryRoux What’s the offense? Three consenting adult women agreed to have unprotected sex and all got pregnant… what’s the issue ?

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8 months

Simon finally meet his match 😊😂

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Muyaa Ⓜ️bango™️

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2 years

Every Ten years something great happens 🇿🇲🇿🇲

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2 years

Last month walked my daughter on the isle. Poignant and mixed emotions,brought home on Father’s Day call,with visitation promise for later. Nothing quite prepares one for this. Fathers and daughters song rings in perpetuity.

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11 months

@bitekyerezomed1 Very proud indeed. Six times he lost elections until the Zambian youth said enough is enough and gave him a clear mandate with an overwhelming majority the riggers failed to manipulate. Proud of the man and the youth movement

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Muyaa Ⓜ️bango™️

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1 year

Reservations about placing the image of U.S. Vice with the President. The unintended message communicated is that they are at par, yet one is second in command and the other is first. Better she was alone on the picture or with Vice Mutale Nalumango her counterpart. Just saying

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2 years

Zambia's🇿🇲female football export to Spain Kunda Nanji scored a brace

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Muyaa Ⓜ️bango™️

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1 year

Kamala Harris security planes arriving at KKIA, carrying her vehicles she will use. Her trip runs into millions and is in the constitution and uncompromising. Nothing is left to chance. Pamodzi or Intercontinental is under lock down if not complete shutdown

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2 months

Courtesy of CNN… Zambian successful fresh water fishing farming, story worth retelling

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Muyaa Ⓜ️bango™️

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2 years

Radisson Blu Livingstone nearing completion.

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Muyaa Ⓜ️bango™️

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4 months

A Swedish citizen waiting for the train to return home immediately after leaving work.She has bought a burger for her dinner.This is her picture after being asked to pose for a photo.The name of this citizen is Elva Johansson and her job is Minister of Labor in Sweden.She has no…

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3 years

He built his house as if he knew that one day he will be hosting guests as President. If that’s not destiny than eshi. The bar has been raised and that’s the standard going forward.

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1 year

So one fine Saturday morning 21st April 1989 four friends escorted one to tie the knot .. guess the ride

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Muyaa Ⓜ️bango™️

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10 months

Scammers are unrelenting but met their match 🤦‍♂️😊😂😂

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Muyaa Ⓜ️bango™️

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2 years

How can you not be emotional with such humility, “plain Jane” simplicity looks with mature focused determination.19 years old Everinne Katongo,the country adores respects and congratulates you & teammates. Whoever said coming 3rd is not remembered,has not seen Copper Queens 🇿🇲👏🏾

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Muyaa Ⓜ️bango™️

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BREAKING: Private jet owned by Sean “P. Diddy” Combs has left the United States. The flight path of the plane appears to be headed towards Cape Verde. Cape Verde has no extradition treaty with the United States.

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Muyaa Ⓜ️bango™️

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10 months

Are we dying of thirst with our feet in the water?

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1 year

World Bank Vice President 👏🏾👏🏾

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3 months

Perspective

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1 year

Zambians in the diaspora making waves 👏🏾👏🏾🇿🇲

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1 month

Straight faced sarcastic humor 🤦‍♂️🤣😂

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4 months

The sobering truth…

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Muyaa Ⓜ️bango™️

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3 years

Carrying his own luggage 🧳 the man is locked out and denied his alienable right to traverse the length and breath of his motherland to campaign and meet the people. One man.

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Muyaa Ⓜ️bango™️

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11 months

*RULES TO TEACH YOUR SON* 1. Never shake a man’s hand sitting down. 2. Don’t enter a pool by the stairs. 3. The man at the BBQ Grill is the closest thing to a king. 4. In a negotiation, never make the first offer. 5. Request the late check-out. 6. When entrusted with a secret,…

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2 years

The optics really look good. Serious business like with a touch of what the tourist industry has to offer. Perhaps it’s time to move away from Lusaka as the “always” destination for visiting dignitaries.

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1 year

Where it started and where are 34 years later

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8 months

@AndyfordMBanda Sir this elaborate post espouses arbitrary application of the law just because of Mrs Lungu’s status, implying she’s above the law. Had Mrs Nobody wife to Mr Nobody next door committed exactly the same offense we wouldn’t be having this conversation. Laws are for everyone to…

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7 months

The Honorable Cornelius Mweetwa on your right…. Before he went to law school and called to the Bar.

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2 years

Fuel Price reduced effective midnight .. confirmed sources

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2 years

🇿🇲 Zambian teachers exports 😊

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3 years

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ oh Lord can the ground open and swallow me

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Muyaa Ⓜ️bango™️

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9 months

Really this level of vandalism and thefts is unacceptable, shameful, saddening and upsetting. Who does that!! 😡

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10 months

@abenaitwed @AfricaFactsZone Do we clarify men with beards and those with out beards

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10 months

Lusaka town center today. Unbelievable… feels like we were prisoners now set free to roam. Apologies for going on and on about this

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1 year

There it is, Zambians dry humor, going to Kitwe and don’t move have taken a life of their own. As for the T/Shirt hope Martha has royalties paid to her. In fact even producers of this video should pay her as well. She needs all the money she can get as everyone has abandoned her.

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2 months

It’s too early for this 🇿🇲 humor.. sometimes feel like saying am done with you all 🇿🇲… really 🤦‍♂️😂🤣😂🤣.

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2 years

The IMF Board just approved Zambia's $1.3 billion program - Strong recognition of reform commitment. Press release will be issued shortly.

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7 months

Heavy rains in Solwezi @ 15:30 hrs today 26.09.23.

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I stuck this on my WhatsApp status this morning. I have had over hundred and thirty missed calls from family friends and foes alike 🤦‍♂️🤣😂🤣😂… am at a local pub discussing strategy 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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4 months

This is not good.. not at all.

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4 months

@ChaibvaG @HHichilema Iwe ka chikala Chaibva waba tole, fuseke.. 20,000 deaths from where?

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4 months

Presidential advisor got the memo

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2 years

Veep in Egypt... a picture says a thousand words.

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10 months

Downtown Lusaka… how have we got here to accept this as normal

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7 months

When a Socialist goes to church and it is time to pray…

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2 years

Wait for it .. punch line is at the end. Zambians and their sense of humor can immobilize you with laughter

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23 days

PF Mayor of Kitwe complimenting, supporting and augmenting the interest of the people she serves. Pleasant to see genuine leaders deciphering who is providing leadership and not rhetoric of perpetually drunk playboys of yesterday.

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1 year

Zambians don’t care whether you are armed to the teeth they will still chat with you… next the secret service boys would have found Kamala at matebeto having lunch with the girls 😊🤣😂🤣😂🤣 sipping a ka Savanna

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4 months

My Northern cousins figured it out a long time ago 😊🤣😂😂. If you don’t get the joke you are not family 🤣🤭

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Morning of November of 88 driving along Independence Avenue in Woodlands in my white Datsun 120Y AAD 9864, just after the water tank stopped to give a lift to a pretty lady in a Barclays uniform. April 89 tied knot in UCZ church along same road. 34 years on we wake from the same

Inari NOT Briana .

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Couples… don’t all speak at once but… how did you meet your other half? Indulge me I’m a romantic!

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9 months

The law only recognises two motorcade - Presidential and Vice-Presidential. The law also allows free passage for Ambulance, Police and Firebrigade on emergency responses. A trend had risen where even deputies started closing roads when going for social events.

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3 months

Zambian debt finds itself in a movie…. Hey can we claim royalties or something for using mother Zambia 🇿🇲 name, since we need money for numerous things we need 🤦‍♂️😂🤣

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2 months

*Singapore has chosen its PM. After four years of strict, tedious filtering and performance index review applied on four outstanding candidates. Finally, Mr. Lawrence Wong was chosen to take the responsibility as the 4th PM of Singapore. Mr.Wong, a Double Degree and PhD. holder…

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2 years

This is painful... The God of Abraham we pray please let Peter open the taps

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Degree holders struggling to become business owners - BOZ survey A survey conducted by the Bank of Zambia - BOZ in corroboration with the Ministry of Finance and Zamstats has revealed that only about 3% of Masters degree and other higher qualifications have successfully managed…

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@dc_josiah @VegaVea888 @bklyn_momjeans @kismetJ @Da1nOnlyCMart That’s not a test but blindsiding someone with ulterior motive.Absolutely unnecessary and uncalled for. Guy needs to deal with his own insecurities and trust issues first before he troubles someone’s daughter.

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1 year

I🤦‍♂️😂smh .. I give up

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The EU has just followed suit with the UK, approving Zambian Finkubala.Tesco , Sainsbury and Asda will start stocking our delicacy. This is a very lucrative market, Entreprenuers from Botswana have for sometime been making a fortune exporting the Mopane Worm into the EU. The…

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3 years

200 UPND Members of Parliament in Kasama have defected to PF. It’s showing on ZNBC NOW.The report is given to TV by GBM . I thought we only had 156 members of Parliament in the whole country.Where did UPND find the 200 MPs in Kasama?The level of desperation is embarrassing

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11 months

The film quality of Kagame’s media team is magnificent and comprehensive telling the story with style and panache. Respective media teams take a leaf.

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9 months

The President of Israeli said, when he went to Washington, he was asked by President Biden, are you going to meet President Hichilema? When he said yes, he was told by Washington insiders and by President Biden that President Hichilema was the best President he will meet.

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1 year

😊🤣😂🤣😂😂 Shi Mumbi in 🇩🇰 Denmark 🇩🇰 🤦‍♂️😎🤣😂😂

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7 months

Good morning rise and shine it’s a beautiful Sunday, yes it’s in Chongwe district if you must know 😊😂

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Three engagements in a day. As covered by English channel China TV. The man means business and not mucking around.

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Muzala Samukonga promoted to rank of Sergeant at ZNS 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 Congratulations !

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5 months

The long arm of the law in full swing on a Friday

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7 months

"Hitting the ground running, Director Spokesperson Henry Kapata doing what he does best". Day one on the job …

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1 year

The irony

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9 months

Our sense of humor as Zambians is unique, warped, dark and it is what it is .. love us or hate us 🤦‍♂️😊😂😂🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲😂😂😂

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🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ All this drama just because one is asked to account for the fifteen flats one has.

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1 year

Ku wire zoona

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2 years

Babes chalaba shani?

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10 months

Lusaka in the 80’s and today forty three years on .. progress or regress

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8 months

They are calling it for what it is ..

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7 months

Off for morning prayers😊⛳️🏌🏾‍♂️

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2 months

The question to ACC was if someone uses proceeds of crime to pay lobola do you get that wife? The Commission answered in the affirmative, yes, that’s our wife now. Zambians please be serious 🤦‍♂️🤣😂

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2 years

Eshi @Julius_S_Malema 🤦‍♂️🤣... who say that? ... “Didn’t know you are a fortune teller” 😂

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Hon Mutati is staying clear,he is not playing games 🤦‍♂️🤣🤣

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Interesting

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Stumbled across this beautiful rendition of 🇿🇲 anthem. Simultaneously a smile and tear and a feeling of proudly Zambian. No clue which band it is but all credits to them for a sterling job

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The courts have confirmed Tasila Lungu's forfeiture of assets to the state. Her known legal earnings, between 2016 and 2021, were just under K200,000 but she has assets and improvements to them valued at over 25 million Kwacha. That's done! I hope Tasila's experience serves as…

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Unstoppable Copper Queen🇿🇲 Kundananji scores another brace 🇿🇲👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 Strong brilliant and a marvel to watch. The Copper Queens forward. @FAZFootball

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Who is Senior Chief Inyambo Yeta? Senior Chief Inyambo Yeta is the traditional ruler of the Sisheke Chiefdom in the Western Province of Zambia. Heascended to the throne in September 1977 and is the second born son of the king of Kingdom, Litunga late Ilute Yeta IV (1977-2000).…

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Barotseland🐘 disheartened 💔 Rip senior chief Inyambo yeta III

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Zambians sense of humor is to behold.. just shake your head and don’t even ask questions 🤦‍♂️🤣

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The largest copper deposits in 100 years discovered in Zambia ….HH’s mining policies paying off in a big way Lusaka, 05.02.2024 The largest copper deposits ever recorded in the Zambian history of mining have been discovered, a development that is expected to make unprecedented…

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Happening along Cairo Road,Now we need to declare an emergency. This is critical and drastic measures like shut down should be considered.

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The pace setter Litunga Mbikusita Lewanika II hosted Simon Mwansa Kapwepwe at the 1971 Kuomboka pangeantry. This was 53 years ago. The path being walked on last week by Lutunga Lubosi Imwiko the Second, to grace the 2023 Kusefya Pa Ngwena as guest of honor hosted by Mwine Lubemba…

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Please don’t lynch me am only the messenger 🤦‍♂️😊🤣😂🤣🤣

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3 months

How can a country develop with such crime and vandalism

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ECONOMIST Yusuf Dodia has projected a further appreciation of the Kwacha against the United States (US) Dollar and other foreign currencies, highlighting that the currency could hit K15 to US$1 in the last half of this year. In an interview in Lusaka yesterday, Mr Dodia…

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Zambian humor.. an acquired taste 😂🤣🤣

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