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@EtuboDragon

1 year

Quote this Tweet with your fav pic so far in 2023 🤲🏾

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@EtuboDragon

1 year

Lezzzz goooooo ❤️❤️❤️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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1 year

I still believe Behind Her Eyes has one of the craziest plot twists in a TV series.

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1 year

We went on a Daddy Daughter date last night 😘🥰😍❤️ 1/3

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1 year

In case you see a kid who looks like Amiyah in the streets of Lagos. It's her oooooo 😂😂😂😂 #AmiyahOfLagos

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1 year

Dec. 2017 Dec. 2022

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@EtuboDragon

1 year

Queen Amiyah officially turns 8 today. Happy Bithday Omo Ologo 10G 🎂 👸🏽

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1 year

Please RT, if we made you laugh this year.

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@EtuboDragon

1 year

That video of Tinubu yelling, "Buhariiiii!!! Buhariiiii!!!" While Buhari stares at him motherfuckerly gets funnier everytime I watch it 😂😂😂

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1 year

"Daddy, what do you call those things?" "Ohh, those? Napep" "Napel?" "No, N.A.P.E.P" "Can I ride in one of those Napep pls😞😩😥" "Fine... Tssss"

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1 year

Amiyah entered her first Lagos traffic yesterday. Her body shakeeeee. Scrimminggggg 🤣🤣 💀 💀

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1 year

Happy Birthday to me.... 💐 🍾 🎂 🤴 Baba Amiyah, Chicken Catcher, White Lion, Etubo Malaika, Hip Hop Itakure, 2 birds cannot be eagle. Please say a prayer when this crosses your TL.

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@EtuboDragon

1 year

The yorubas voting for PDP aren't getting called names even though the presidential candidate isn't yoruba. Peter Obi is where you draw the line. Stop going through the corners and just say you hate Igbos. Say it with your chest.

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@EtuboDragon

1 year

See you people's queen 🤣👸🏽

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@EtuboDragon

1 year

Name: Amiyah Age: 8 yrs old Occupation Agressively unemployed. Hobby: Spending Daddy's money.

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@EtuboDragon

1 year

I do tell people that the moment your religion starts to hinder your ability to apply common sense on issues, then there is a problem. I knew this lady who had a great wedding... everyone was happy for her. She got married, and it was a big deal for her. So-

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1 year

You are at fault for bringing it up again. Omo ale

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1 year

My oga that I told I was from Lagos, Nigeria a few weeks ago saw me today and asked where I grew up in Lagos... I was shocked... before I answered, she asked, "Hi-koyi?, Banana-Island? Lekki"... I said no...

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@EtuboDragon

3 months

Happy new year Chicken Catchers, I am so sorry for disappearing and getting you all worried. I am fine! Thank you all for checking up on me. I miss you all so much. That’s why I’m here to tell you that I’ll be disappearing again. Take care and stay safe. Etubo out 🎤 ❤️

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2 years

Abeg, don't abandon your nieces, sisters, and friends because... they got married. Let the husband and his family know that she has people. Some men usually misbehave when they see there is no one looking out for her. Abeg 🙏🏾

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1 year

The face she makes when she is doing begi begi. Eeyah, you are cute dear, but daddy is broke. Ko si owo dear.

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@EtuboDragon

1 year

"On my way to lavishly spend Daddy's money". Daddy don dey broke dear 🥲

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@EtuboDragon

1 year

Josh2funny introduced himself to the judges as "half cast, full indian", they asked how come he was both. He said his dad was Nigerian but had traveled to Mumbai for 2 weeks, and his mom liked watching Zee World, and his parents were both from Ekwurobia, Anambra 💀

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1 year

Bruh, the amount of people who recognized Amiyah today at Landmark Beach??? Blood of Jesus!!! Even her cousin was like, "Ha, Amiyah has many fans"... Again, Blood of Jesus!!!!

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@EtuboDragon

1 year

It's almost 11pm, and I can't sleep. It's difficult me to fall asleep because there is this boy called Matthew in Amiyah's class that she likes, and it is giving me sleepless night. What in the love nwantiti is going on? This boy-

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@EtuboDragon

7 months

I heard they are canceling Zino's shows. Very good! The whole of Marlian label needs to be canceled and should be stoned when they attempt to climb any yeye stage. This should be the end of that record label.

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@EtuboDragon

2 years

Instead of us to fight for working mothers to get extended maternity leave. You are there calling a mother "evil" for "dropping" her 3 month old at the daycare. You are right though, she should have dropped the baby at your doorstep. Abi she-

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@EtuboDragon

2 years

This Basketmouth and Buchi video is still undefeated 🤣🤣🤣

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@EtuboDragon

2 years

Who else loves Tattoos but has none?

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@EtuboDragon

1 year

Omo, that video of Speed Darlington showing off his pepperspray, and then mistakenly inhaled it is pure comedy. 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@EtuboDragon

10 months

My mom broke one of the most scariest news to me immediately I finished primary school. She said that I would be moving to Iseyin to live with my uncle. I cried fam, and not because I didn't like my uncle. But because I didn't know him well enough, and most importantly, -

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@EtuboDragon

1 year

Woke up late yesterday, and while we were rushing to get ready and leave for the day. Amiyah spilled her cocoa drink all over the table and called me, "Daddy, I spilled my cocoa". All of it? The whole cup? "Yes. But it was an accident 😔", she responded. "Are you-

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@EtuboDragon

1 year

One day, this girl will thank me for giving her all the beauty she possesses. Cos if not for me, where she won see am? 🤭🤗🥰

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@EtuboDragon

10 months

I have a feeling that I'm going to lose my job next week and incase it happens, I'm here to tell y'all it wasnt my fault. About two months ago, the company I work for decided to have an official soccer team so we could get into competitions and play other branches. So-

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@EtuboDragon

2 years

When I entered yankee in 2015, I entered one small town in Arizona. Omo, come see hunger... I almost died of hunger bro. No be say I no get money o, BUT I no just know wetin to chop. You go enter restaurant laidis, omo, menu go confuse you... cos-

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@EtuboDragon

1 year

For those of you wondering if me and Amiyah made the background music of the video I posted earlier. Yes, we did and here is the music video. 🤗

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@EtuboDragon

1 year

If you see a 7 yr-old girl walking up and down the streets with back pack and water bottle and she looks like Amiyah. Your eyes isn't deceiving you, it is her, because I am about to kick her out of my house.

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@EtuboDragon

2 years

Omo, see my neighbor's house. See that girl on the swing? 🤔

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@EtuboDragon

2 years

For people wey dey try japa, here is a tip for you; one of the biggest mistakes I made when I entered obodo oyinbo was putting ata rodo on the same level as habanero pepper wey dey here. See, you will blame yourself -

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@EtuboDragon

3 years

Nedu's wife is right tho. How can your wife be pregnant and not ask her "my love, who is the owner of this baby you are carrying?" How can you just assume a whole pregnancy is yours?

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@EtuboDragon

1 year

If you cannot control your kids, I think it is best you don't take them out. If they won't sit, when you tell them to or be quiet when you tell them to, just stay home and do that nonsense at home. Don't you even find it embarrassing that your kids don't listen to you?

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@EtuboDragon

1 year

Omo, entered obodo oyinbo 2015 and didn't know how to drive until September 2016. I happy die! Emi nikan tan?! Driving a car? So, winter came o and we got like 6 inches of snow one day. I was about to leave for work when my GF offered to drop me off at work-

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1 year

Last time I was in Nigeria, I had to go do that mandatory post arrival Covid test.. so I called those people, they told me I could come in for the test. It was around that Ikeja G.R.A.. I have never been in that area before so I got on my uber app and booked a trip. So -

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1 year

Is God that knows the amount of grown ass men I have para'd and sworn for since I entered this Naija. They will see your kid and say, "see as this pikin fine. Make I carry am go house go marry am". As in... marry who? Is the mogaji of your family mad? Are you deranged?

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@EtuboDragon

2 years

I think one of the worst things you can possibly do to someone, is leaving them stranded in a foreign country. Bruhhhh, I mean... why would you do that? There was this guy I entered yankee with, we got to the airport to update his supposed fam -

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@EtuboDragon

1 year

I can't, but she can.

TRUE STREET GENIUS

@TrueStGenius

1 year

if you can pull fits, show it here

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@EtuboDragon

2 years

Happy Birthday Amiyah Jenn. The Queen turns 7 today. 👸🏽 🎂 🤎 #AmiyahTurns7

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@EtuboDragon

2 years

LOOL, some people will be waiting for their kids grow up before eating the fruit of their labor. Dey try eat am from the moment you born them. You dey make baby food? Put one or two spoons for mouth. "Daddy open this Ribera for me", open and da gorgor before you give them.

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1 year

We went to the pharmacy earlier today to get drugs... so they sha told me the price. I brought out cash and Amiyah asked, "how come you are so rich in Nigeria? 🤷🏾‍♂️". So, I'm not rich in America or what? Not Amiyah brokeshaming me. Omg scrimmingggg.

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@EtuboDragon

1 year

When PSquare first came out and were popular for being the best dancers in the industry. I gingered and joined this dance group so I could be a badass dancer. After 2 days, group leader said I shouldn't come again because I didn't use to hear word. That weyrey killed my -

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@EtuboDragon

1 year

Amiyah ooooo 😂😂😂😂😂

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@EtuboDragon

2 years

Omo, one funny thing happened when I collected my yankee visa. I booked my flight 2 months ahead... so I had 2 months to protect my life and my passport. Hmmm how will I survive 2 months bayi? 🤔 So -

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@EtuboDragon

1 year

I really want my kids to be privileged. I want to provide and assist them for as long as I can. I see people who are privileged and say, "damn, I want my kids to be this too". I want my kids to be confident about the plans I have for them. Bruh-

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@EtuboDragon

1 year

We got off the plane yesterday and we walked up to this oga, so he could check our, "health declaration form". The man laughed and said, "I know you from Twitter. And this is Amiyah". Omooooooo 😂😂😂... there were 3 others too that recognized us before we left the airport.

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@EtuboDragon

1 year

???????????????

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@EtuboDragon

1 year

David @Davido , call me asap or send a DM. I have been trying to reach you. It's me, your childhood friend, White Lion/ Etubo Malaika.

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@EtuboDragon

1 year

A lot of missing people in Nigeria could be in prison, but... It's 2023, and the Nigerian Prison/Jail system is yet to have websites where one can look up offenders/ or those arrested... not even a single database. People are just rotting away in there. 😔

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@EtuboDragon

2 years

Agba Cheerleader Agba Climber Agba Footballer Agba Musician

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@EtuboDragon

2 years

"Give me one good reason why I should vote for Peter Obi" By the time you start using sawdust to cook, you will find your reason dear.

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@EtuboDragon

11 months

My boss is a freaking bully 🤣. So, she is usually the last person to leave work. You know what she she does when everyone leaves work? She would go around and pick up items people forgot... my colleagues usually forget their work ID cards and personal items-

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@EtuboDragon

8 months

The fact that she has range like meeeee 😍 >>>>>>>>>>>

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@EtuboDragon

1 year

They said Peter Obi would not change anything without Legislators on his side. Obidients then voted LP top to bottom to make things easier for PO if he enters. Now they are saying it is about the party and not individual for Obidients. Please try stay one place, thunder dey come.

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@EtuboDragon

2 years

10 years ago Me now

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@EtuboDragon

1 year

Someone just told me a story of how he bought like 10 acres of land in Naija and leased it out to farmers since he had no plan to use the land at that moment. Then these "farmers" begin do jazz because they didn't want to get off his land when he wanted to start his project.

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@EtuboDragon

3 years

"Trying to hurt someone that hurt you, won’t heal you." I don't wanna heal. I just want to do my own back.

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@EtuboDragon

2 years

He say, "Anybody that is able to “japa” to either UK or US wasn’t struggling in Nigeria". If i tell you how I enter yankee, lmaoooo... make una dey rest abeg.

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@EtuboDragon

1 year

Amiyah went to the store with my brother's family and came back with chocolates. I asked where she got it from and they said a man introduced himself, and told them he knew Amiyah and her dad from Twitter. So, he asked her to take anything from the store. She packed chocolates 🤣

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@EtuboDragon

1 year

She made this with little supervision. Chef Amiyah 👩‍🍳 is not small in the atmosphere of the world please. 1/2

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@EtuboDragon

1 year

Amiyah: Daddy, I'm so bored. Let's do something. Me: how are you bored again? We just got in. Ok, since you are bored, let's do some of your homework. Amiyah: actually, I'm not bored. I was just kidding. Me: we still gotta do your homework dear 😘

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@EtuboDragon

9 months

If your Nigerian passport has expired, then you aren't a Nigerian anymore. Locate the embassy of your "country" and tell them you are a citizen of their country. If they ask you how you got to Nigeria, tell them you don't know and you are still shocked laidis laidis.

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@EtuboDragon

7 months

I asked Amiyah this morning: “What if the ocean chose you?” Her: what do you mean? “I mean, what if the ocean chose you, you know? Like Moana? And it tells you to save the world?” Her: And I need to find Maui ? “yes.” Her: How will I find Maui? “I don’t know, you need to…

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@EtuboDragon

2 years

I realized something important a few years ago and it has really helped me. Your kid's brain cannot process a lot of information at a time. So, it is important you break down what you need them to do in a very simple way. That -

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@EtuboDragon

2 years

Bringing back the LEGENDARY "Chicken Catcher" Thread. Enjoy 😉 1/4

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@EtuboDragon

2 years

Kids grow up fast these days and as a parent, one needs to be really vigilant and careful. There are so many times, Amiyah would go to school and come back with the, "So so so has a phone, can you get me one?" Well,

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@EtuboDragon

2 years

Amiyah braided her hair for the first time ever. YAY or YAY? ❤👸🏽🤗🥰

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@EtuboDragon

2 years

Please don't travel out of Nigeria before you start respecting women. The women in Nigeria deserve respect too. You don't need the law to be a decent human being.

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@EtuboDragon

8 months

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@EtuboDragon

2 years

If you ask me why I want Peter Obi to become president, I will swear for you. Save that question for Obi supporters with political intelligence. Me, I will swear for you. Don't be asking me nonsense question.

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@EtuboDragon

1 year

Strawberry is Agbalumo that did cosmetic surgery.

Omo Ure 🇳🇬

@iam__temmyy

1 year

Beauty without taste! 👇

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1 year

Omo?????????? President una

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@EtuboDragon

1 year

Brothers and Sisters from Osun State. Drop a picture and show us where you are from in Osun State ❤️. I'm from Iwo, Osun State.

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@EtuboDragon

1 year

Omo, since some of you are saying your wife isn't your family. Boya you should marry someone from your family... that way, you can keep growing your family, and at the same time, keep all this oshi radarada inside your family. Abi bawo?

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@EtuboDragon

2 years

@tolanibaj I know people will come for her. As a man, I find it rude when a man Walks through a door before a lady? Why walk? When you can use Okada to run enter and brush her comot for road?

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@EtuboDragon

1 year

Omo, Amiyah is not a good mother at all because how can you go out with Kiera and say you dont know where she is? Our doorbell rang this morning and I opened the door. It was her friend, she asked, "can Amiyah come play at the park? And please tell her to bring her bike". Hmm-

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1 year

Omo, Innoson Vehicles should catch that guy and forget about taking him to court. They should just let each of their followers give him one konk each. That's 135K konks. By the time they are done konking him, his head will never be correct again.

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@EtuboDragon

2 years

I para'd for Amiyah's school the other day when they called me at work that she couldn't find her Laptop that was issued to her? She brought laptop to school, and she misplaced it there. Ok what will now happen? Ehn? So-

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1 year

Innoson ask werey to drop info, the weyrey say work dey choke. Work no go choke you IJN... boya after you provide proof sha.

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@EtuboDragon

2 years

@honieolaa Wait! A husband is trying to have sex with his wife (dopemu) and told her what he would like her to do, then the dopemu wife came to ask you (safu) for advice. You (safu) then told her, you would rather he took her out instead of wanting to have sex her? Like wife like friend.

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1 year

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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1 year

I wish I could be happy like this and have nothing to worry about.

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8 months

Amiyah made $11 from her lemonade stand and kept the money. I pretended like pe I have forgotten, so I asked her yesterday for my share, "Ha ha, Aduke-duke, you didn't even give me my share, why dear? After all the sun that you carried my eleda enter?". She asked me, "what do you…

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@EtuboDragon

1 year

Again, this is a reminder that, because your person is in the abroad doesn't mean they are plucking money from trees. Money doesn't grow on trees in the abroad. Please, be considerate and have some empathy. They

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1 year

Someone said a promiscuous man is not worthy of having her as his wife and you people are upset, why? Do you people think men who aren't promiscuous don't exist or you think she doesn't deserve such man?

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@EtuboDragon

1 year

Dem don cast me for my cousin side 😭

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1 year

As a father, I cannot not even imagine not having a good relationship with my kid(s) when they grow up. I want to create strong bonds and build beautiful relationships with them. See-

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@EtuboDragon

1 year

As a parent, I hardly argue with people who aren't parents. I feel they don't understand, and they never will until they become parents. And babysitting your nieces, nephews or neighbor's kids doesn't make you a parent or make you have an idea what being a parent is.

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@EtuboDragon

2 years

I remember when one of my oyinbo colleagues asked me, "what's your name?"... I responded, "Okikiola". He said, "okay I got you". *about an hour later* Oyinbo: O coca colaaaaaaaaaaaa

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@EtuboDragon

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Adunni🏆

@plsLoveaintreal

7 months

Post a throwback that didn’t make people see the new you coming😂

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@EtuboDragon

1 year

Amiyah got a karaoke machine as birthday present. We opened it, and after playing with it like 3 times, she said I shouldn't come to her room to play with it anymore. She said she doesn't want me to come and spoil it. You have turned your father to bàsèjé?

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@EtuboDragon

11 months

The "Operation Join the Army" Bill will then be signed. That means, if you remain unemployed for two years after school... you will be mandated to join the Army. Don't do it, just borrow money from palmpay to pay the loan, then borrow money from egbon adugbo to pay palm pay.

D A N N Y 🪂

@AjeboDanny

11 months

So how will the students pay back the loans?

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@EtuboDragon

2 years

Happy New YEAR and +1 today 🤝🏾💪🏾

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