My life in summary: I go to work and do my job; I go home to provide for my family, protect them and show them love; I assist a few I can (I've long realised that I'm not messiah and I can't meet everyone's needs/expectations, hence I don't feel bad to say NO to unwarranted
One man can impregnate different women every day for 9 months.
One woman can only get pregnant once within 9 months, even if she sleeps with 9 men every day within 9 months.
The society is placing the birth control responsibilities on the wrong gender.
Science is busy making pills, and hormone-altering devices for the wrong person. The culprit is known and on the loose.
Men, we get away with too much.
This week is my wedding anniversary week. It will make it 9yrs a married man for me. I'm still young in marriage though, but with my little experience, I'll say love is not enough in a marriage because more than often, it will feel like the love tank is completely empty.
You and
@thebiyitudors
You have good credit rating. If you aren't credit worthy, this wouldn't have happened. The circle of friends you keep matter too, but it's more about your personality than your circle of friends.
@nimc_ng
Traveling passport, driver's license & national ID card will all expire, and
@nigimmigration
,
@FRSCNigeria
&
@nimc_ng
will make you pay to get them renewed, but
@inecnigeria
made your voter's card to have life validity.
Only our votes matter to them.
This is deliberate wickedness
@Chukwudi1985
Life is not a "one-size-fits-all" most of the time. It is just proper for everyone to do what works for them.
You were emphasising on ₦200m to build first house, but forgot that it is not everyone that will like to build and live in a palatial mansion. Some people prefer
@a__vanita
2wks ago, I went to fix my car. The mechanic charged me 2k & asked me to send it to his daughter's account. She is an undergraduate at OAU. He called her acct num for me, and I made it 5k. He prayed when he later got to know I sent 5k. Two days after, he was still calling to pray
One of my friends from our university days playfully asked me to do an invite for her. I reluctantly agreed since she would be paying for her visa fees herself and also agreed sort out her flight ticket if she gets visa. She just informed me now that she got the visa, with her
@nimc_ng
@anthonyfjoshua
I've enrolled for this national ID card since 2014, and I'm yet to be issued a permanent ID card. All I've to show for it is the slip.
But Anthony Joshua will most definitely get issued a permanent ID card before me.
Nigeria is for the highest bidder.
@komolafe_rose
But I am surprised at how you think my tweet was about gender war.
It wasn't in any way about gender war. As a medical student that you are, your comprehension level should be topnotch.
@Sandraessor
It is your parents that are getting married to your fiancé's parents. You and your boo are the token of love that will be symbolizing the new union. Yes! It is their big day and you are just a guest.
Nonetheless, congratulations on this new phase of your life. Happy married life
I'm not capping, this Bayo Adelabu guy is worst ever minister of power Nigeria has ever had. He is just saying gibberish here, or better still, I'd say he is saying sour nonsense, not any bitter truth like he opined. Oyo State dodged a bullet by ditching him for Seyi Makinde in
@Teehrankinq
@jayythedope
Where do you guys see all these low budget bambiala girls? See how she came down to 1k from 3k! This one will obviously get knacked for just one superpack indomie and one egg. Nah wah o.
Let me bring this back to your TL.
This week 10yrs ago, the Lagos State Commandant of the Nigerian Security and Civil Defence Corps (NSCDC), Obafaiye Shem, committed a goof on Channels TV Sunrise Daily. Time flies indeed.
www.nscdc dazzol
My oga at the top
@jon_d_doe
I absolutely agree with you. I remember when I went to meet my would be inlaw a few years back, the father was the one asking the questions and the mom was doing all her best to make me feel comfortable as I was been drilled by daddy. After all said and done, I was treated me to
@Wrexham_AFC
Two consecutive promotions in two years is no small feat at all.
Congrats to the club owners and all Wrexham fans worldwide.
I hope you make it a hattrick of promotion by going further up to the championship next summer.
@iykeville90
In apprenticeship, they are taught with the mindset of learning to become independent in business. They "graduate" and go straight into becoming their own bosses.
In conventional tertiary education, they are taught to be a yes-man. 9 out of 10 times, you graduate to look for job
@jidesanwoolu
The Italian had contact with several people while on board and at the airport. There is an urgent need to get the manifest of the flight he came with, and get everyone on board into a quarantine facility. That is the best way to prevent an outbreak. We need to be proactive.
@instablog9ja
I am thinking of upgrading from my Samsung galaxy fold 3 because of its cracked screen. But guess what? I'm still going for another Samsung phone.
Samsung over iPhone for me.
@alabiopeyemiola
A guy born on Sept 18 1993 and who was barely 8yrs old when Econet started operation in August 2001 is twisting history as he was told by his paymaster and you guys took him really serious such that Econent is topping the trends! Nah wah.
@Abu_swag
@cuppymusic
@Ferrari
@TemiOtedola
Use this same energy to call out your governor, lawmaker and president. You are not paying your taxes to Otedola; you don't have my right to tell him how to spend his money on his kids.
Get over your entitlement mindset.
@FinPlanKaluAja1
@PeterObi
Folks schooling abroad are able to balance their tuition fees because of hourly wage concept. It will really make a lot of sense if it can also be adopted by Nigeria. Its biggest gain is that we will forcefully learn to value time more.
Time is money.
Mr Segun Awosanya aka
@segalink
is my man of the year 2018.
He is the real MVP.
Keep up the good works.
God shall continually protect you & yours from every scheming of the evil ones
You deserve to be the President.
We don't mind crowdfunding your campaign.
My mind goes to those hustling young people selling foods & drinks daily inside Lagos traffic.
Only God knows how many of them that would be unfortunately get caught in that Lagos-Ibadan expressway inferno.
God have mercy on our nation.
#PrayForNigeria
Okonjo-Iweala had this to say about
@PeterObi
on page 61 of her book "fighting corruption is dangerous".
I'm not surprised that Peter Obi freely offered to negotiate for COVID-19 vaccine on behalf of FG at max N150b instead of N400b FG budgeted for it.
Prudence is his middle name
I called my dad's childhood friend via WhatsApp to greet him for Ramadan. Alhaji said he is currently on holiday with Alhaja at their daughter's place in America. The daughter just had a baby so Alhaja went to do omugwo but Alhaji won't be left behind in Naija of course, so their
@laraGold143
I would have taken this post serious but for the parts where you confronted the general and where you had to bring in Peter Obi. What makes you think Peter Obi doesn't belong himself? You only know yourself, don't waste your time vouching for anyone.
@laraGold143
You confronted the general!
On what premise o and how?
Lara: "General, are you a cultist?"
😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
This is premium version of today's episode of things that never happened.
@chimalretta
Nigeria is a vast crime scene.
I hate it here.
May God comfort the bereaved family.
May the policemen involved in this murder bury their own children and suffer untold hardship in the twilight of their lives.
May the POS owner never know peace.
Big Chief, haven't you noticed that the loudest people on relationship twitter are the singles and yet to be married folks? They are mostly naive about what a healthy relationship entails.
At my lowest point few years ago, my wife was the one that was there to shoulder the
It is 100:100
Based on 100% of what you can give. I don't know why people don't get this simple math in relationships. Holding back anything is unhealthy long-term.
@Wizarab10
If you are well-to-do man and you are cheating on your wife with a single woman, your wife's life is in danger.
If your husband is well-to-do and you are cheating on him with a single guy, you have already signed off your rich husbands death warrant.
If you are tired of your
@instablog9ja
Every meat is not beef.
Snail meat is called escargot.
Goat meat is called chevon.
Sheep meat is called mutton.
Rabbit meat is called hasenpfeffer.
Deer meat is called venison.
Pigeon meat is called squab.
This list is not exhaustive. Your contribution is welcomed.
@General_Oluchi
I'm very sure you would be right beside "Daddy" if the tables were turned and would not be texting him from home that his son has broken his car windscreen.
Mothers (wives) are just a different breed.
I'm glad you had a successful surgery. I wish you speedy recovery.
@FinPlanKaluAja1
At some point, I realised that takers oftentimes have no limit. They will keep asking as long as one keeps giving them. When I learnt to say NO to some, the billing rate drastically reduced.
I think your advice is worthwhile too. I will work on it.
This is my watch word now.
1.Rome was not built in a day and the biggest room in the world is the room for improvement. Innoson Vehicles will continue to grow steadily, closing the gap little by little, improving on its vehicles and services till it becomes one of the greatest exports from Nigeria.
@lionheart1759
A pothole that could do this to a motorbike's tyre & its alloy rim has chances of turning a bike & its rider off the road. I hope you are not injured? Pls stay safe.
As a global figure that you are now, help is on the way already. Nigerians await your triumphant grand entry.
@SPNigeria
Thank you
@nassnigeria
&
@bukolasaraki
.
However, we also want the N65 debit after third withdrawal to be canceled too.
The idea of limiting withdrawal to N10,000 when you are using other banks cards is fraudulent too. All machines should be made to issue 40k irrespective of cards
I give Nigeria government sticks and bash them at every available opportunity because they have repeatedly failed me over and over. However, if the government does something good, I am never shy to give them the appropriate applause.
I actually went to Nigeria High Commission
@KesenaOpeyemi
I'm the only son while my wife is the only daughter, and our mothers were both socialites. It was a lost cause for us. There was no way we were ever going to win the battle. It was a beautiful day though. Coincidentally, today is our seventh anniversary.
@BOTAD01
In time past, I used to be triggered when I get trolled or dragged but much later, I realised it's not worth it at all. A lot of the most vociferous people here are mostly kids or some jobless folks who have got nothing meaningful going on for themselves yet. You would pity most
@BBCAfrica
Since Prof Peller died, Nigeria hasn't really had a high profile magician.
Perhaps Babs will fill the shoes Peller left behind.
Caveat: I am not a fan of magic, and I don't approve of it. Magic is tricks & illusion, and devil is the father of tricks & illusion/deception.
@arojinle1
Semen is the creamy fluid being ejaculated through a man's penis. Sperm is the male reproductive cell that makes conception occur. Sperm is a component of semen. When sperm is absent in a semen, then a man is said to be infertile.
@SmallAlhaji_
Listen to yourself, dear MHR.
Cab drivers & bike riders pay for tickets everyday.
Everyone pays VAT on airtime, electricity, and other goods.
Artisans pay all sort of tenement dues to LGs.
What do you call all those?
In your mind, Nigerians don't pay tax.
SMH
@NigeriaGov
Can't you instruct banks to provide this "self-certification form" download link on their websites, and give us the opportunity to e-mail the completed form back to them. This will really be helpful in this era of social distancing.
Is administration rocket science?
@aproko_doctor
That moment when my child was born remains one of my proudest moments as a dad, and I love my wife more for it.
Child Birth is not an easy task. Men need to be a part of the process so they can learn to appreciate women better.
I'll love to be in the delivery room again & again.
@jidesanwoolu
The Italian that imported coronavirus into Nigeria, who did he meet? Where did he meet them? Which airline brought him? Who were on duty at the airport that day? Which hotel did he stay?
@followlasg
has a big task at hand.
Dear Lagosians, yesterday we confirmed the first case of Coronavirus (COVID-19) in our state and we have immediately reported it to the Federal Ministry of Health. The case is the first case to be reported in Nigeria since the outbreak in China in January 2020.
@Naija_PR
Both Burna Boy & Wizkid are the only Nigerian singers *based in Nigeria to ever win Grammy awards.
That fixes it.
Sade Adu, Sikiru Adepoju, Lekan Babalola, SEAL, Chamillionaire & Kelvin Olusola are all Grammy winners with Nigerian heritage.
There are many pastors who have served with the pastor Taiwo Odukoya for many years. Now that he has transitioned to be with the Lord, his 30+ son has been appointed to take over as the new general overseer and the younger sister to the said 30+ son is the new associate pastor.
@AskMichaelTaiwo
It is your last sentence in the post for me. I never knew they count bridges in America too. I thought it is only Lagos thing.
The game is the game. The guy understood the game and he played it well. It was a coincidence that you were the one that handled his recruitment
@IgboHistoFacts
I never knew that Abia has a coastline. How come no SE governor, past and present, never thought of this novel idea until Alex Otti brought it up? This is an audacious and highly commendable move.
@TYOyetunde
Have you ever been in a situation where you were out of job and had had all your savings exhausted, then there is no food at home, no gas in the cylinder etc? I've been there before.
At such critical situation, love is definitely not what is going to fill your family's stomach.
@aproko_doctor
The biggest crime you can commit as a Nigeria is to be a nobody and be poor at the same time.
According to George Orwell, on
animal farm, all animals are equal, but some are more equal than others.
@Wizarab10
I still carry my two phones with my full chest. My naija sims are in oppo while my UK sim is in my Samsung. And I also use the oppo for satnav while driving. Wetin concern me with anyone's opinion of me? Hiaaan. 🚶🚶🚶🚶
When you know thag the inheritance left behind by your papa is more than enough to go round, why will you not dance like David danced?
The children and grandchildren of Pastor Taiwo Odukoya killed it during the Thanksgiving service held in honor of the late pastor.
O pọ̀ oooo
@Wizarab10
I don't think there is a iron-cast rule about this but it is highly necessary for one to be conscious of his/her environment first.
In Nigeria, it's mostly surname before first name on official documents. However in the UK, first name comes first and surname comes last. If they
@fisayosoyombo
As an Asst Comptroller, he was obviously learned. I have said it before, and I'll repeat it again: the elites are our major problem in Nigeria. The biggest culprits are those that make the laws, as well as those charged to emfore the law. They keep jeopardizing the public health.
The responses under this Aproko's tweet are alarming.
Many people have their demons they are facing in their privacy, but you will never know when you meet them outside.
Nonso, thank you for all you do always. You are a lifesaver. Please keep it up.
If you itch after taking your bath, these can help you:
. Use boiled, warm water
. Don't scrub your skin with a sponge, use your hands
. Add some baby oil to the bathing water
. Don't use antiseptics in your bathing water
. If too frequent, see a doctor
Help someone on your TL.
@adeyanjudeji
This regime has built high level of distrust such that it is difficult for Nigerians to believe them again. Meanwhile, broadcast can be made from anywhere, and it may have been prerecorded.
Only a live interactive broadcast, with press to ask questions, will quash all disbeliefs.
@OgbeniDipo
I finished sec sch in '99. My friend went to learn a trade when we left school, did freedom after 3yrs, set up his own business & started a family. He was just starting his BSc (DLC) when i was doing my own MSc. His first son is thru with sec sch
We all have different paths
Wait! Is Dele Alake admitting that Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu didn't go to primary and secondary schools?
"A lot of people did read from home and passed."
Is this suffice to say BAT didn't go to Children Home School, Ibadan and Govt College Ibadan as earlier alleged?
@DavidHundeyin
Of the 5 majors that plotted the coup, only Ademoyega was Yoruba. Ifeajuna & Ademoyega were the brain behind it.
But if they keep reverberating his name, the coup won't fit the Igbo coup narrative anymore.
Nzeogwu became the villain for killing Ahmadu Bello.
It was not an accident that I tuned to TVC while
@DaystarNG
service was ongoing this morning. The message of Pastor
@sam_adeyemi
was actually meant for me.
Henceforth, I choose to rest; I choose to be sleeping like a baby; I choose to be less anxious.
Thank you Lord.
@Postsubman
Fahim Saleh's gruesome murder was very barbaric. And it's most heart wrenching that such happened on American soil. May God comfort his family.
Supposing this had happened in his Lagos apartment, I can't imagine how terribly Nigeria would trend in int'l media.
This is what it means to be an influencer, and not by tweeting rubbish about "brezz & bumbum" and sex very early in the morning.
@badt_BOI_
, thank you for influencing/affecting a life positively.
@dolaposS
, we rise by lifting other, so pls endeavor to empower other people too.
@Limtor_
Have you ever heard of salmonella bacteria? They are often carried by chicken faeces. Raising chicks inside your room makes kids in that house to be vulnerable. You are doing well with a legit hustle. But endeavour to develop a pen asap and ensure you fumigate that room very well
@oscarpoems
Jan
Visit for renewal. While filling the page, don't forget to select "bypass biometrics capturing" since your biometric data is already in their database.
Once your N6350 payment (3yrs validity) is confirmed, pick up your license after two weeks.
@UnkleAyo
It is the audacity, of "expecting from another man what their fathers can't provide for them", for me.
Your papa can't run a Dubai trip for you, but you want another man to do that just because you are carrying kayamata-greased veejay.
The anyhowness of these rogues in power keeps getting worse. Laila Johnson (Arise TV reporter) asked a very important question but to make it like it was not an issue, David Umahi (minister of works) was displaying a very sour and highly distasteful theatrics.
If a CNN or Sky
@DrOlufunmilayo
A yoruba proverb says " t'eti o ba gbo yinkin, inu oni baje". What the ear doesnt hear cant sadden the heart.
Just deactivate your account & turn a deaf ear to twitter trolls. When you throw in the towel & commit suicide, who will shine the shine that awaits you in the future?
@folasade_daini
Love is not enough. More than often, it will feel like the love tank is completely empty.
You are two different people from two different and perhaps contrasting backgrounds, hence you will not always see things from same perspective. You need to be absolutely open to each other
Ever wondered why certain medications don’t work after several days of use?
Normally people who have experienced this will conclude that the drug is fake, expired or even a wrong prescription.
Thread
@koboateng
If a "gbola" as a teenager was mistaken for a pistol five years ago, I'm sure it will be a pump action by now. Your DM should be full already.
@kaiyemomisirere
@africlandpost
I think you were right. Congo Brazzaville was French colonised while DR Congo (Kinshasa) was the one colonised by Belgium.
I'm sorry for the mix-up
I met a certain girl who had earlier had her BSc (3yrs) in the UK and proceeded straight to MSc upon completion of her BSc. In her four straight years of studies in the UK, and she never worked for one day in the UK. Her parents were sending her montly allowance from home. Her
Nigerians are angry seeing Yahya bello paid $800,000 as school fees?
If you now see the luxury shopping kids of Nigerian politicians do overseas and on IG what will you do?
Hushpuppi can't flex like that,
I am not joking I know hush is big,
Especially the 23 girls.
@NigeriaGov
Imagine the man-hour that will be lost by Nigerians by queuing up inside many banking halls to get the form? Some people have accounts in more than five banks. Think about this, please.
This is ICT age. For how long will we be analogue in our ways of governance & administration?
@instablog9ja
The wise woman builds her house, but with her own hands the foolish one tears hers down. (Prov14:1)
This girl has successfully torn down her home. When she become homeless, I hope she enjoys what she gets out there on the streets which are filled with many wild dogs.
Posting
@feminist_co
Nigerians are difficult to understand. They are demanding accountability from NGO which doesn't owe them any but keep ignoring govt that really owes them accountability.
FeministCo doesn't owe anyone this ṣàlàyé, but for going this detailed, I admire you girls.
Go girls. 👍✌️
@DrJoeAbah
People had their wedding shifted to next week because of presidential election. Now that inec has shifted election till next week, what will happen to the intending couples?
INEC is mad.
@GWR
A person in-between;
10 and 19 years old is a denarian.
20 and 29 is a vicenarian.
30 and 39 is a tricenarian.
40 and 49 is a quadragenarian.
50 and 59 is a quinquagenarian.
60 and 69 is a sexagenarian.
70 and 79 is a septuagenarian.
80 and 89 is an octogenarian.
@DrOlufunmilayo
This street is wild.
My advice to anyone with a shady history is to just deactivate your acct anytime bubble bursts. If u follow the thread as e dey hot, they will push u into depression. When you die, they move on & search for another person to pounce on
@_Debbie_OA
@nordmotion
@OluwatobiAjayiJ
@AbiolaAdebisi7
When the Lord turned the captivity of Zion, they were like them that dreamed.
2024 is undoubtedly your year of turnaround. I'm sincerely happy for your family. Congratulations to you.
This is just the beginning. Greater glory and blessings are still ahead.
@lollypeezle
Má da lóhùn jàre. Abo'rí má bò'dí, oní ṣìná òṣì.
I'm not surprised ṣá, ọmọ Ilorin ni; na them way for that town. Àwọn Ilorin kúndùn ṣìná mọ̀nàkàì.
My takeaway from this audio.
1st son in Dublin
2nd son in Canada
3rd son in Britain
They are not in anyway affected by ASUU strike
But Nigerian youth, whom
@OgbeniDipo
&
@segalink
agitates for daily, will rather defend these people in govt & call us names for speaking out.
BOMBSHELL:
#AmaechiTapes
Part 4 LISTEN and SHARE as Rotimi
@ChibuikeAmaechi
confesses and complains of how
@OfficialAPCNg
illegally deducts from his salary contradicting
@MBuhari
’s claim that government money is not being used to fund his campaign. LISTEN, COMMENT and RETWEET
@FinPlanKaluAja1
Look at UAE, a desert nation, yet doing things.
But Naija still dey use cutlasses & hoes, and still heavily rely on rain-fed farming.
We aren't ready yet in Nigeria.
@DrJoeAbah
Sometimes ago, a certain handle that had once trolled me tweeted about her mum's 40th birthday; my jaw dropped. I never knew it was a kid I'd been engaging. I unfollowed and blocked her right away.
If I was reckless as a teenager, I would have her age mate as a child too.
@tyewoolove
If I was also placed on this standard when I wanted to get married, I'd fail o bcoz this was me then.
May God bless my father inlaw morw and more. He accepted me wholeheartedly when I went to meet him for the first time.
Yomi Ogunmola of blessed memory! Ilẹ̀ ń jẹ ènìyàn.