Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe Twitter profile

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Àgbà John Doe

3 years

My tweets may be very unpopular, but when you read through and think deep, they'll resonate with you. I can't guarantee if you'll like my tweets. But I'll tweet them regardless.

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

3 months

Men, 1) Don't date a woman in her 30s, if you're not willing to marry her. 2) Don't date a woman that is ahead of you in age, education, finance, and in mental energy. 3) Don't rẹ-date your ex that has gone ahead to date another man or men. 4) Don't date a woman simply

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

1 year

When I got married, we had no chairs, bed frame or more than a car. No ACs in the rooms/parlour. Things that were in abundance in my father's house. But it was a 3 bed apartment and it was fully paid by me. My wife came with equipment to fill the kitchen. The kitchen was the

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

2 years

If your girlfriend comes to spend the weekend with you, and she stays in bed till 8am, it just might be a sign that she's lazy or doesn't really rate you. Except she's sick. You'll understand this tweet when you get married & start having children. End.

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

2 years

I wasn't around for my daughter's bday. She told me that if I miss her school's sport day, she'll not be happy with me. I'm there now. She has been smiling & wanted all her friends to meet her father. Saw my son, that one just looked at me & said.. "so daddy you came?"😂

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

4 months

A few days ago, I saw a video from a popular Nollywood actor opening up about his failed marriage with his ex-wife. I listened keenly to his words & although they say that there are three sides to a story, as a man, I could tell that he was full of regrets. The man is 56 years

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

7 months

Before you get married as a man: 1) be prepared to provide for your wife and children as much as you're able & as long as you're healthy & your kids are still dependent. 2) know that your wife must not love you and she doesn't have to love you. 3) know that what your wife owes

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

2 years

My wife started cooking for me almost right from when I started dating her. All through my university (from 200l), 98% of the food I ate in school was prepared by my wife. She has cooked for me for over 2 decades & we've been married for more than half of that. We were married

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

1 year

Do not get married to any man, that doesn't live in his own house or rented apartment. No matter how small the apartment is, & as long as he's the one paying for the rent. It doesn't matter if he's the only son & his father is no more. If the mother is still alive, that house

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

2 years

Married men, Send a message to your wives & say.. "you're the best thing that has ever happened to me in this world, no other woman will ever come close". Munch her reply & post under this tweet. I'm not sure she'll believe you but just try 😂😂😂.

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

9 months

Before knacks: Calls-5 times a day. After knacks: Calls-once in a month. "you've gotten what you want, you don't call me again like you used to". Truth is... You had nothing to offer him. Men's attention is cheap but their commitment is expensive. Earn it. End.

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

2 years

Lots of men live in regrets but they won't say it. Deep down, they know they'll be happier being with the woman they met sometime in thier lives. But you're in the picture now & they just have to deal & live with you while craving for the woman they know they can't win back.

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

1 year

You don't ask a woman, what she brings to the table. You prepare your own table, & you decide if she's worth dining on it. She can help you rearrange the table, to the admiration of yourself, & others. But you must first have a table, even if the legs are incomplete. End.

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

2 years

I made up my mind to marry my wife when she gave me 1k in school so that I could travel to my village to get some food stuff. This was like 2 weeks after we started dating. I told her this for the first time yesterday & she acted like she didn't remember. But she was smiling.

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

1 year

As a young single man, that is working and living alone, you need a girlfriend. At some point in your life, your family members will seldom call or check on you. Most of the time, you'll notice that you'll get frequent calls from family members when it's approaching pay day

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

1 year

Why are you people just tagging me on the issue of the Moroccan footballer? Anything surprising about it? His mother knows women don't love men. And what he did doesn't make him a mummy's boy either. He was 5 steps ahead of his greedy wife. Serves her right. End.

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

2 years

If you wait until you think you've gotten money before you start to look for a wife, the probability of finding the wrong wife is high. Let me not sound like a broken record. A lot of you in relationships have actually found your wives. But because you're broke, unstable, you

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

2 years

If you're single & below 30 and doing well, this advise may or may not sit well with you. But you see that lady you once met that was really kind to you? Find out if she's not yet married or in a serious relationship & try to win her back. Except you broke up with her because

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

2 years

My wife, seeing that I needed new native attires, decided to contract a tailor to sew some for me w/out my knowledge. She presented them to me then told me it was a gift from her to me. But she didn't pay the man completely & asked me for the balance. And she said it's a gift.

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

2 years

Again I want to ask... Why is Kizz Daniel not rated one of the best ever to come out of Nigeria? His lyrics are significantly clean & I'm yet to find one song I don't like. His songs cut across all ages. Something is wrong somewhere.

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

1 year

You guys should not be surprised when a young man of 23 says he wishes to get married. In my place of work, there are young men & women of 22-25, earning above 300k per month. And most of them, are just into the job for 1-3 years. They have a bright & promising career ahead.

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

2 years

One of my university mate risked it all to write exam for his then gf, he was caught by a lecturer he was close to. He was in his final yr & so the lecturer didn't want him expelled, the lecturer punished him by deliberately failing him in 2 of his own courses. Gf graduated.

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

19 days

Let me send a message to young men doing fraud. You spent years in school, graduated and you decide that instead of you to learn a skill, run a business or get employed, you dedicated your time for fraud. I'll put you side by side with your peers that decided to go the legit

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

6 months

Women, Always remember. You'll most likely settle in faster as a married woman than your husband. Especially if he married you before he was 30 and almost all his close friends are still bachelors. In the early stages of your marriage, you'll feel like you made a mistake.

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

1 month

1) if she cohabits with you, she cooks your meal and assist you with your laundry. 2) if you're in a sexual relationship with her, the possibility of her committing abortion for you is high. 3) if you met her while both of you were young and broke, the possibility that she'll

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

2 years

Women are ruthless if they're convinced they don't need you. It doesn't matter what you've done for them. Their happiness comes first. Those who appear to be suffering with you are happy doing it. Not because you're doing the unthinkable. If she's tired, she'll deal with you.

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

1 year

Don't marry a man that: 1) you're older than 2) can't pay his rent 3) is addicted to gambling 4) you haven't verified his manhood 5) talks lowly of his father 6) has no legit livelihood 7) doesn't respect God 8) hardly pays back his debt to you 9) envious of his friends End.

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

2 years

My wife just finished making our daughter's hair. She came to cuddle me while working, & was asking me "irrelevant" questions. Not until I told her that her hair is beautiful, then she said "thank you daddy" & she left. That's how it starts. And very typical of my wife too😂.

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

1 year

"you're not my type"

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

1 year

Real peace, is not the absence of violence. It's the presence of justice. ~Datti Baba-Ahmed. End.

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

2 years

My car had a flat battery, so I sent for a battery charger. Me: how much is for rent & charging? Him: 4k Me: give me your acc no. Me: but na woman name be this na. Him: it's my daughter's account & she's in school & 18 years of age. Me: sends 10k instead. End.

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

4 months

Dear young women who are still single. God spoke to you today through Debbie. It will be advisable to listen to him. Not everyone would find such grace but when God wants to show you he's God, he uses the foolish to confound the wise. Debbie was seen as the "foolish" one.

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

10 months

Men are still getting married to women who don't use iPhones, wear Victoria secrets or sleep around. And women are still getting married to men who don't have bed frames, car or tv in their homes. You're the fool that wants social media to deceive & pressure you. End.

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

1 year

I think many young single ladies need to know this. Respecting your boyfriend is not you being submissive to him. You know why? You can only be submissive to a man that provides for you. Your boyfriend is not & should never be your provider. I saw a video where a young

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

2 years

Women I'll not advise men to date or marry; 1) feminist 2) known runs girl 3) twerks online 4) dated a yahoo boy 5) her mother calls the shot 6) your ex gf 7) not domesticated 8) has a "bestie" 9) you caught her cheating 10) doesn't respect her father 11) begs a lot End.

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

10 months

Things your wife should never pay for. 1) Rent 2) school fees 3) feeding 4) health & utility bills 5) her phones 6) her car & the fuel 7) her expensive shoes, bags or jewelries 8) domestic helps 9) her trips 10) your debts If she does, pay her back. I have said my own. End.

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

2 months

During my uni days, a colleague in final yr was caught by his uncle that was a lecturer, writing a paper for his gf. He didn't report him. He punished him by failing him in 2 of his courses. Guy didn't graduate with his gf for 2 yrs. She got married to another man. End.

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

1 year

After reading so much from the DMs of today. Let me pass a few words to young men. 1) a woman that's your agemate is "wiser" than you. 2) when you fall in love, don't fall for love. 3) for the umpteenth time, stop spending money unnecessarily for women. 4) stop being a Mr.

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

11 months

A man and a woman can be colleagues. A man and a woman can be coursemates. A man and a woman can be good neighbors. A man and woman can be acquaintances. A man and a woman can never be friends. If you need a woman as a friend, please let her be your girlfriend or fiancée.

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

2 years

It's when you are about getting married or after you get married that you'll begin to realize that in human romantic relationships, there must be order. Let me list a few. 1) a wife must not be seen being the one giving orders in the house when her husband is still alive.

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

2 years

Married men following me or reading.. If you don't mind, please state in brief why you married your wife. I need you all to do this so that unmarried men will know what truly motivates a man to choose his wife. Hopefully, we will read from you. Thanks 🙏.

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

4 months

I keep telling you all that I dated my wife for 9 years. But maybe you think I met my wife "perfect?" Yes, she had a good upbringing which was a good start. But you do realize that I could have ruined her life regardless? I was her boyfriend and she was quite naive.

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

1 year

My wife was at least 5yrs ahead of me in marriage, when we were still dating. Meaning, as at the time she was ready, I clearly wasn't. But I never gave in to any pressures (she didn't give me any). Do not allow women set you up for failure, if you're not ready to settle down.

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

2 years

Don't marry a man if: 1) He's into fraud/you're unsure of what he does 2) He's addicted to betting 3) He doesn't speak with you like a wife 4) He keeps too many friends 5) You don't know his core friends 6) He can't make decisions w/out his mother 7) He speaks low of his father

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

1 year

Remember I said many young single men ought to be more successful than they are, but because they're spending heavily on women that aren't their wives, they don't grow as much? How can a young man, who is just starting life, spend his entire January salary on his girlfriend &

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

2 years

Four major things that will change a man's perspective about life. 1) when his father dies 2) when he gets married 3) when he becomes a father 4) when he loses his source of livelihood If you've not experienced any of these yet, you'll not truly know the value of your father.

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@jon_d_doe

2 years

A respected monarch has married 5 women within 2 months. He's going for the 6th. All these women are educated, exposed & beautiful. And if he wishes to marry 20, he'll pick from the best of the best. Did they marry him because they "love" him? Women don't love men. End.

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

2 years

Imagine having a gf that witnessed when you: 1) graduated from school 2) got your 1st job 3) got your 1st salary 4) got your 1st car 5) got your 1st promotion 6) made your 1st 1m 7) got a better job 8) wrote & passed prof. exams 9) never cheated on you That's your wife. End.

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@jon_d_doe

2 years

My Elder brother's friend is secretly building a house for his parents somewhere in Lagos. His wife is unaware of it. We were all at a bar when he told us about it. Then we asked him why? He built a house of 4 flats & him & his wife live in one of the flats. He said the day

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@jon_d_doe

11 months

One time, I was having a quarrel with my wife. Out of anger, I shouted! "I feed and take care of all of you. Respect me!" My wife: who is supposed to do it before? Please find something else to say. I kept quiet. End.

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

11 months

How to spend on a gf. 1) occasional gifts, not too expensive 2) when you go on dates, you pay for it 3) when she's in dire need of genuine financial help, give her, if you've 4) if she lends you money, you pay back with interest 5) once in blue moon, dash her little money End.

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

2 years

For those of you that are dating working class ladies that are making good or equal amount of money as you. Be careful how you indulge in discussions of how you'll be spending money at home if you guys plan to get married. If you tell her that she will be bringing this & you'll

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

1 year

If care is not taken, LP will defeat apc & pdp in governorship elections in most South eastern & South south states. Even in Lagos. They'll even have some senators & HORs members. I think people voting don't care who the candidates are, they just want to vote LP. Good move? 👇

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@jon_d_doe

9 months

Before you go visit him, insert your fingers in your vagina & perceive it. Don't go suffocating another man's son & be pretending as if you did not know. And you should apologize to him for causing him trauma. That smell hardly goes away from our memory & it demeans you. End.

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@jon_d_doe

3 months

A pig will always remain a pig. Even if the pig lives in Buckingham Palace. Picture credit: BBN. End.

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

1 year

Thank you all for the best wishes. My first message for the year will go to my female followers. If you're a single lady that is inching close to 30, make marriage your priority in 2023. It doesn't matter if you end up not getting married in 2023, but at least you're on the

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@jon_d_doe

9 months

"There is nothing wrong in marrying a woman older than you. Age is just a number". 36 years later 👇

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@jon_d_doe

2 years

If a woman gives you money to pay for a date or buy something in the public, accept it & act like you're the one paying or buying. Don't say you're trying to be "reasonable" so no need. As a matter of fact, she has passed a message which you should take seriously. She's

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

2 years

I have a 27 year old colleague. He has been working for 4 years & he's earning well. He said he has found his wife, so I asked him if it's another colleague? "No boss, I met her even before I started working". I looked at him straight in the eye & gave him a solid handshake.

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@jon_d_doe

10 months

This!!! 💯 A woman that is making no dime, but playing her roles effectively and efficiently, is never a liability. End.

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@jon_d_doe

8 months

You'll abandon the needs of your blood sister that is still struggling in school, to go and be sponsoring a girlfriend in school. You're a foolish man. End.

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

1 year

Dirty and block headed small girls. All they know is to wear wigs, & eye lashes like hand fan. And their mouth running like tap. Corporate oloshos, teaching young girls how to hoe with pride & arrogance. Shame of a generation. Disgrace of the female gender. End.

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@OneJoblessBoy

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“You want me to thank you for sending me 5k or 10k? … Give it to a beggar”

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

2 years

My daughter came 3rd and my son, 1st in a spelling Bee competition. None of them told me when they returned from school. My wife did later at night. I asked them this morning why? My son said he didn't want to tell me because his sister didn't come 1st as well. Then I asked

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@jon_d_doe

10 months

If you know how sweet sex is to women, you'll realise that celibacy from a once sexually active single woman, is a scam. End.

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@jon_d_doe

11 months

Let me say this to young men. If you're with a lady you know you've been badly treating her, & she still hasn't left you. Start reconsidering your behavior towards her. Stop treating her badly, and start treating her the way a woman ought to be treated. Not every woman wishes

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@jon_d_doe

7 months

This is one of the most intelligent woman I've seen when it comes to the psychology in the relationship dynamics between men and women. Problem is, not too many people are intelligent enough to be this self conscious. So they'll never really get the message. Well said👍. End.

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@jon_d_doe

8 months

You can't publicly shame a man for cheating. But if you tell the world that he's not providing for you & the kids, you've finished him. You can't shame a woman for bringing no dime into your home. But if you tell the world that she's cheating on you, you've finished her. End.

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

29 days

1) A man who sleeps in a house that the rent is paid for by his wife is sleeping in a "coffin". 2) A man who feeds from the pot of food cooked with his wife's money is eating a slow "poison". A man who goes to pass the night in his girlfriend's house, is putting his life in

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@jon_d_doe

1 year

When a woman feels she needs you, she will never ask you for transport fare to come see you. Women defer all gratifications for the men they need. And demand for immediate compensation, from the men they don't need. This tweet will never make sense to real men. End.

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

4 months

I got married when I was earning about 140k. I had a car before I got married. My rent was 400k. My wife lost her job 2 years into our marriage. She has never worked since then. I've changed cars 5 times since then. She drives one. I pay her salary. We've children. End.

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@jon_d_doe

1 year

When your man is stressed, ride him. Stop waiting for him to spend energy that he doesn't have. He just wants to cum & sleep, not add to his already tired frame. All you selfish horny women, will give your men heart attack one day. Ordinary 3mins riding, you're tired. End.

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@jon_d_doe

1 year

If you're always shying away from telling your woman the truth, just because you don't want to hurt her feelings, you can't lead her. Women are naturally stubborn. If she sees that you're always enabling her wrong deeds, she'll not trust your leadership. You're weak to her.

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@jon_d_doe

1 year

A woman will bring down the roof, if another woman buys you a cooking stove, as a gift. But she will expect you to "understand" her, if another man buys her a phone or a car as a gift. "He's just a friend" End.

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@jon_d_doe

1 year

Women don't love men. End.

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@jon_d_doe

10 months

Daniel Regha is a demented, poverty infested ubiquitous urchin. A Twitter lout and a nincompoop. Riding on famous people to deceive delusional and ignorant twitter users like you. A misfit for a sane world. A square peg in a round hole. Low budget Mr. Bean. End.

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@jon_d_doe

4 months

A divorced man will almost always advise others using his mistakes, not hers. A divorced woman will almost always advise others using his mistakes, not hers. Before you accept any advise from a divorced woman, make sure she has told you what she also did wrong. End.

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@jon_d_doe

1 year

Have these, at the back of your minds when reading the DM. 1) women don't love men 2) women are more loyal to their feelings than your sacrifices 3) you can't buy a woman's genuine desires with money 4) greed is a disease 5) leave uni girls alone, if you're way past that level

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@jon_d_doe

9 months

The moment you have accepted to date a man. What you have emphatically told him is this: "I have accepted to be your girlfriend. I'm willing to let you lead me & correct me with love and kindness". It's only when you don't understand why you are going into a relationship

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@jon_d_doe

1 year

If your daughter says she needs 20k, give her 30k. If your son says he needs 20k, give him 20k. Don't give him any extras. He will eventually spend it on entitled girls because of toto. Your daughter (hopefully), will have minimal reasons to sell her toto. End.

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@jon_d_doe

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What pregnancy photo shoot should look like. End.

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@jon_d_doe

6 months

How to earn your place in a man's life. 1) Do not get pregnant for him until he pays your bride price. 2) Respect him & create boundaries for him. 3) Never broke shame him. 4) Never compare him with others (especially your ex). 5) Stop begging him for money. 6) Don't woo him.

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@jon_d_doe

5 months

Alright, let's move on. I want to talk about cohabitation again. I want to tell you all that are single, that it's good for you. Do not be afraid of doing it. No religious house will penalize you for doing it. Your parents may not approve of it, but your parents didn't

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

10 months

Women value their nakedness. Any woman that shows it to you privately, can still harm you. Now, imagine the one that doesn't care if the world sees her nakedness? Let me repeat. Once you see any lady that doesn't care if the world sees her sensitive parts, RUN!. End.

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

5 months

A woman will buy a 2023 benz, buy a house, become famous. Still, no husband in sight. A man will buy a 2009 camry, rent a one bedroom apartment. 100s of women are willing to marry him. "I'm an independent woman" Men no send your money you brag about. Except lazy men. End.

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

3 months

As a man in a relationship, before you can truly say that you're committed to your girlfriend, you must have slept with her multiple times & still see her as the same person. Even if you're cheating. Sex reveals your true feelings towards her. And you must have to see her

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

3 months

A submissive wife will: 1) seek permission from you before taking any key decisions. 2) allow you lead from the front while she leads from the back. 3) ensure that your children obey all your instructions whether you're around or not. 4) convert to your faith where you both

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

1 year

If this election is rigged, this should serve as the official logo of the oppressed masses, who braced all odds to fight for the soul of the country. What the country will witness, will be worst than #EndSARS Credit to the person who made this.👍 #NigerianElections2023

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

27 days

Dear @elonmusk , Today, I become the first X user in the world to achieve 1m likes. These likes are mine, not the ones given to my posts by engagers. And they are 99% from my page. Not other people's pages. Do I deserve a recognition for this feat or not? End.

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

2 years

If you're enjoying this page do like this 👍. End.

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

1 year

I'm beginning to regret why I did not choose to jappa like a lot of my friends and colleagues have done. I've invested so much in this country & the future of my children, but it looks like I'll have to jettison all that, to go start anew in a new country. What a shame. End.

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

2 years

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

2 years

I want men on this one. Men, do you mind sharing something you did, when you were stupidly in love? Say one thing you did for a woman & when you remember, you pinch yourself as a mumu man. Let's go 👇

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

8 months

There you have it. 👇

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

4 months

Happy birthday to you @Wizarab10 . You're a great guy. God bless you and your future wife. Go and get married.

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

1 year

When I was earning about 75k, my wife was earning about the same amount. I proposed to her, she accepted but asked that we defer the wedding, until I was able to find a better job that would be sustainable. This was even after many years of dating. She didn't say "I have my

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

9 months

After dating my wife for about 9 years, I proposed to her. She accepted the proposal but asked that our marriage should be deffered. Why? She felt I was not making the type of money that was going to make me love up to my responsibilities as a husband. This is a woman I had

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

9 months

Any lady that says she wants a man to be taking care of her bills in exchange for a relationship, is a prostitute. Post this on your statuses and lose some people you don't need. End.

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

10 months

"I'm celibate. Young girls, don't let any man pressure you". Purrr 💅 💅💅

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Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

1 year

The only thing that's expensive about men is their commitment. Every other thing about him is cheap. If you win a man's attention, it's cheap. But when you win his commitment, you've won the prize. "I have lots of men chasing me" Na your toto go suffer am. End.

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