I wonder how the white people who captioned their photos โcinco de drinkoโ would feel if they saw somebody from another country celebrating Wine/11
Mark Hamill is lending his Luke Skywalker voice to an app that warns Ukrainians of potential incoming attacks.
When the alert is over, Hamill closes with: "May the force be with you."
*getting into a social interaction* i am a fucking bug. i am a praying mantis and everyone wants to kill me.
*exiting the social interaction* i am a fucking genius with a perfect mind and nobody knows i'm a bug.
@fellawhomstdve
if you're gonna post about it consider sending the girl who actually had the gas leak some money so she can... get treatment for the gas leak
Just got back from Army duty & was disgusted to hear LAPD & other cities are banning display of Thin Blue Line flag which honors the sacrifice of those who serve & protect. Like my brothers & sisters in uniform put their lives on the line, so do our brothers & sisters in blue.
hnnngh im so disgusting. my ribcage is so big.. why can't i look like poisonjr [touching my laptop monitor and leaving a grease smear on it] fuck my life. i love you poisonjr. i want to know you poisonjr
if you're trained with firearms and you use more than one clip in a shootout for nearly any fucking reason they should lock you in a dog crate for the rest of your life.
Nearly 10 years ago the fan-make Robocop remake came out, and its remake of the scene where Robocop breaks up an attempted sexual assault is one of the funniest things on the computer
My dealer: got some straight gas ๐ฅ๐ this strain is called โthe fall of Romeโ ๐ณ youโll be zonked out of your gourd ๐ฏ
Me: yeah whatever. I donโt feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw some Gauls in the forest
My buddy Phillip pacing: the senate is lying to us