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ethel cainhurst ⭕

@nyetalia

7 years

It's my constitutional right to be a big dumb slut.

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ethel cainhurst ⭕

@nyetalia

1 year

They killed shinzo abe w/ this.

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@nyetalia

5 years

Willow said something about Lee Harvey Oswald's 'little cowboy hat's and I had no idea what she was talking about and it turns out she'd seen this picture and thought he was wearing a ridiculous little hat when he got shot

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3 months

They fucked this dude up bad.

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@nyetalia

4 years

this is what my brain looks like when idling

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@nyetalia

5 months

it is very funny how James Somerton's *immediate* response was to nuke things like twitter, discord, patreon, like w/in 12 hours, but *not* to take down the youtube channel or delist all the videos because he doesn't want to be yelled at but he does want those adsense checks

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@nyetalia

4 months

for just eight thousand dollars you can cast 'remote soul detonation' on someone, but hurry fast because it's in three peoples carts right now

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@nyetalia

2 years

Jake Offenhartz

@jangelooff

2 years

Tomorrow night, a fleet of 500 drones will "take over" NYC's skyline, shining a massive ad for Candy Crush down on the city. It's part of a new marketing effort aimed at "turning the sky into the largest screen on the planet."

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@nyetalia

2 months

i like this corner of the room because it sort of summarizes my whole deal

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ethel cainhurst ⭕

@nyetalia

4 years

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ethel cainhurst ⭕

@nyetalia

29 days

that's great sweetie, how about now you use your 'neural-link' (brain) to pilot your 'mech' (body) into the maintenance hangar (take a shower)

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@nyetalia

3 months

like christ they even gloated about it, they got his ass *twice* on the same visit to the lot and then snapped a pic of it like credit score serial killers keeping a momento

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ethel cainhurst ⭕

@nyetalia

10 months

Estrogen lowers body temperature and in that cockpit heat management becomes one of your primary concerns. If you’re serious about becoming a MechWarrior you’ve got to take HRT.

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@nyetalia

1 month

yeah

zoe 💫

@xildelphi

1 month

you ever see a girl and think about how much prettier she'd look with blood painted all over her face

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ethel cainhurst ⭕

@nyetalia

2 years

this is what will replace armed conflict going forward

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ethel cainhurst ⭕

@nyetalia

9 months

This is the kind of speech check failure that would kill you outright in disco elysium

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@mertcentury

9 months

This is probably the funniest thing anyone has ever said

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@nyetalia

9 months

When you spend too much time building an asset to just scrap it outright but you can’t get it to move without clipping through the core of the world:

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@neoncaelestis

9 months

actual crime targeted at everyone i know on the internet

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ethel cainhurst ⭕

@nyetalia

1 year

The US might have the superior economy, the only truly globally occupying military, unprecedented-in-human-history force projection abilities, domination of global trade routes, and functions as a brain-drain on every other country but we can't close the fruity door guard gap

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ethel cainhurst ⭕

@nyetalia

2 years

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@nyetalia

2 months

‘You dissolved your e under your tongue. Who told you to do that?’ ‘It... seemed the right way.’ ‘She shall know your ways as though born to them...'

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ethel cainhurst ⭕

@nyetalia

10 months

‘mech pilots are horny because they get sweaty and fuck after the fights’ you pedestrian, mech pilots are horny because the neural feedback loop from striking an acquired target w/ +90% accuracy on a full flight of LRMs makes most pilots leak in their seat.

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ethel cainhurst ⭕

@nyetalia

5 months

I think that having wings would be nice, even non-functional ones. But it would have to be traumatic to get them, I think. They should have to tear through my back to unfurl them for the very first time, they should splatter the ground with gore when I flutter them free.

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ethel cainhurst ⭕

@nyetalia

8 years

people deserve the truth

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@nyetalia

3 months

@Blanks_o2 They actually are constantly trying to teach financial literacy but the average enlisted guy is too young to care and generally painfully stupid.

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ethel cainhurst ⭕

@nyetalia

9 months

‘sucking a dick at gunpoint’ will never match the raw sexual appeal of sucking a gun at dickpoint. Once you understand this you can write true microfiction.

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@nyetalia

3 months

@Willow_jokes Saw him roll up in uniform and told everyone else to go home, they’re making all the sales tonight

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@nyetalia

3 years

The Future™️ is rad because now I have to unfollow daily cute animal accounts for trying to sell NFTs of tweets of other people's copyrighted content

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ethel cainhurst ⭕

@nyetalia

1 year

to be fair this is just what Catholics are like in New York City

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1 year

bro went to church on the verge of angry tears, asking jesus christ to kill peter parker.

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@nyetalia

5 months

holding a rag to my android girls fan grill until I can hear her cooling system start to struggle

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@nyetalia

4 months

it isn't something I would personally get but you have to admit that it is really cool that phallus-preserving vaginoplasty exists

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@nyetalia

3 months

'be gay do crime' you wont even do poppers

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ethel cainhurst ⭕

@nyetalia

3 years

"I'm not a sub, I'm a switch!" the switch:

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ethel cainhurst ⭕

@nyetalia

11 months

imagine being a hyena and getting blackbagged like this

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ethel cainhurst ⭕

@nyetalia

10 months

@jaketropolis @birdtwinsfwk They should add public transport and a bike lane

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ethel cainhurst ⭕

@nyetalia

10 months

Becoming a mech pilot is a lot like going on estrogen. You're going to get weaker & softer around the edges as you spend more and more time in the cockpit w/ a neural helm on and your muscle mass will recede. Your body temp will drop. Your orgasms will become more full body.

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ethel cainhurst ⭕

@nyetalia

1 year

4 trans women hanging out

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ethel cainhurst ⭕

@nyetalia

7 months

:)

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ethel cainhurst ⭕

@nyetalia

5 months

boston t4t party. is there anything to this?

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ethel cainhurst ⭕

@nyetalia

7 years

@kurteichenwald @MAX_FETA hey which tag was it that hooked you, Kurt?

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ethel cainhurst ⭕

@nyetalia

1 year

lmfao

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ethel cainhurst ⭕

@nyetalia

4 months

as the puppygirl boom of recent years peaks and then ebbs back down I think that the next big wave to hit the transgender women community will be to become catholic.

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ethel cainhurst ⭕

@nyetalia

5 years

@EAHelp This chart absolutely convinced me not to buy the game.

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ethel cainhurst ⭕

@nyetalia

1 year

@notfcknsoryu cognitive gooning therapy

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ethel cainhurst ⭕

@nyetalia

3 months

You can literally just reach over and pet me if you want, ask any of my friends. It’s a free and legal thrill.

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ethel cainhurst ⭕

@nyetalia

9 months

Pregnant Rodney

@SkinnyTuna

9 months

my friend said “puppy pawjob with a twist” to me in real life like a month ago and now ill just be sitting alone in my room and just say puppy pawjob with a twist to myself. baffling phrase. what’s the twist even.

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ethel cainhurst ⭕

@nyetalia

5 months

a mech pilot finally, mercifully, pulled off the line after multiple days straight of fighting and the moment the adrenaline & upper taps finally shut off they drift into such a deep and immediate sleep that they don't even see how hungry the technicians opening the cockpit look

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ethel cainhurst ⭕

@nyetalia

1 year

warning signs your partner may be having a panic attack: * rapid breathing * eyes darting back and forth * her ECM pod has activated * they pop flares or chaff (model dependent)

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ethel cainhurst ⭕

@nyetalia

1 year

This could be about either one of them.

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@nyetalia

3 years

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ethel cainhurst ⭕

@nyetalia

2 years

sigma mindset pilot

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ethel cainhurst ⭕

@nyetalia

6 months

those hypno fetish authors are really onto something, it *should* be a viable career path & social niche to just be a kind of human pet

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ethel cainhurst ⭕

@nyetalia

9 days

maybe i should loosen the enigma up a bit...

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ethel cainhurst ⭕

@nyetalia

1 year

if you actually read the various American armed services physical training standards it becomes very clear that the DoD believes the ideal troop is a lithe femboy w/ birthing hips & great cardio

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ethel cainhurst ⭕

@nyetalia

6 months

like obviously w/ better handwriting & centering but how are we feeling about this as a potential tat

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ethel cainhurst ⭕

@nyetalia

4 months

I got that shirt everybody likes

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ethel cainhurst ⭕

@nyetalia

1 year

The absolute smartest thing this game did was never have a character speak in any of the pre-release hype, you would have had no idea it was a Duke Nukem game until it came out.

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1 year

Do take a few moments to appreciate the single funniest scene in the entire of Atomic Heart but (take it from me) there is nothing else of value here.

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ethel cainhurst ⭕

@nyetalia

7 months

Shadowheart’s whole deal is reluctantly worshipping a cruel & often absent god, growing up in service to the abusive orphan-farming remnants of a once much more powerful religion, and coming out the other end conflicted, sad & kinda slutty about it. She’s basically Catholic.

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ethel cainhurst ⭕

@nyetalia

5 months

getting your tongue so far down a mech pilot's throat that you can taste the protein slurry they had

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ethel cainhurst ⭕

@nyetalia

6 months

Did you know:

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ethel cainhurst ⭕

@nyetalia

4 months

This could apply to like half of my friends now. (from trans girl suicide museum)

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ethel cainhurst ⭕

@nyetalia

10 days

calling myself some dumb shit like 'packmaster' and using a few dozen of these hounds to broil mechs until they shut down from heatsink saturation

Read Let This Radicalize You

@JoshuaPHilll

11 days

Remember all the "cute" videos of robot dogs? Here's what some company is doing with them now.

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ethel cainhurst ⭕

@nyetalia

7 years

@FRCAction @RepTomReed I'd rather support our veterans getting medical care than support massive corporations selling junk aircraft.

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ethel cainhurst ⭕

@nyetalia

2 years

every other queer lit author has to do a gay little dance now and defend Neon Yang from rude but justified QRTs when they never, *ever*, would have extended the same to Isabel Fall because Yang has industry connections they can use and Fall did not

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ethel cainhurst ⭕

@nyetalia

7 months

honestly the whole 'a dm's job is to punish the players continuously and slap their hands for trying weird stuff' approach to early D&D makes perfect sense when you consider the type of person involved in early D&D

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ethel cainhurst ⭕

@nyetalia

2 years

I fixed that meme going around.

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@nyetalia

13 days

this is the scene that really sold the show for me it perfectly recreated the experience of is talking a bunch of really specific mods

ariel 🌱

@cursedhat

15 days

this scene was so rough for me to watch i actually pulled out my phone and did something else during it. because he had her tied up with rope walking her like a dog and then made her drink out of a bucket like a dog?? 😭

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@nyetalia

10 months

It’s not about two pilots, separated by mountains of metal, learning to mutually respect the others skill it’s about how these industrial war machines have direct lines into their nervous systems and an oxytocin & dopamine tap directly linking destruction to pleasure.

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@nyetalia

1 year

incredible that AI has managed to outperform doll twitter like this already

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@nyetalia

2 years

@bebopnetflix were they charging by the color or what

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@nyetalia

4 months

technician: you'll interface w/ your mech in an interesting an peculiar way mech pilot, really scared: just the normal interface is ok. please.

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ethel cainhurst ⭕

@nyetalia

9 months

haha, nice

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@nyetalia

23 days

Burned-out mech pilots aren't a total loss, most of the time. Depending on how much cortical damage they've sustained they can be repurposed as training drones, slotted into virtual cockpits and given new difficulty grades based upon how functional their brain still is.

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@nyetalia

15 days

the powerful sexual tension between the mech pilot and the technician that is gonna have to power wash her remains out of the cockpit after they recover the wreckage

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@nyetalia

2 months

the best way to understand online rightoids is that most of them think estrogen is what cops think fent is

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@nyetalia

8 months

“Alright 621, this job comes as a special request from Balam. Seems they need someone to go spit in Redguns G5 Iguazu’s open mouth and you’re just the hound to do it. You’ll have assistance in the form of G2 Nile and G6 Red to hold him down for you.”

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@nyetalia

9 months

Yeah congrats on that last drop, you took down two heavies! Unfortunately you moaned every time you fired the AC/20 and the hangar techs clipped it from your cockpit recorder and put it on the internal forum.

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ethel cainhurst ⭕

@nyetalia

9 months

(excruciatingly horny voice) I see.

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@nyetalia

5 months

early model mech-pilot interface suit

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ethel cainhurst ⭕

@nyetalia

7 months

the circumcision options for bg3 raise complex cultural & theological issues about Faerun not otherwise addressed in the source material

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@nyetalia

5 months

Predatory t4t chaser but specifically for 30+ yr old women w/ professional careers

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ethel cainhurst ⭕

@nyetalia

9 months

I just think that the idea of mech pilots, hyper competent killing machines in their own right, being depicted as frail and desperate to serve and to *feel* as a result of their specific kind of brain damage is neat!

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ethel cainhurst ⭕

@nyetalia

2 years

my girls frontline original character would be MAC-16

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@nyetalia

5 years

I showed her this picture and it blew her mind she just thought he was wacky and weird

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ethel cainhurst ⭕

@nyetalia

9 months

The first modded to bring these things online is going to find out that they’re somehow a hat.

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@nyetalia

4 months

unironically this would be an incredible global shop mechanic for an MMO

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@nyetalia

9 months

"So she's delusional, right? She think she's the mech?" "You ever put one of them on a mediscanner? There's so much brain damage and neural rewiring going on that I'm not sure they're wrong about that."

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@nyetalia

22 days

me: the weapon system payload is phallic, of course, of course, but the cockpit is yonic. the combination is key to the sexuality of warmachines, contrasting sharply w/ their inherent anti-life nature. raytheon executive: please leave, now.

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@nyetalia

8 months

having the collar buckle for your reproduction bomber jacket say 'COCKPIT' is the hottest thing you can do and I don't even know if it was intentional by the designers

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ethel cainhurst ⭕

@nyetalia

2 months

mech pilots that you can hear, softly wheezing, because they've had autorespirator life supports shoved down their throat so often that they can't help but rattle with every unassisted breath outside the cockpit

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@nyetalia

8 months

mech pilot must-haves: tight interface suit, slutty little fur-trim bomber jacket, face-obscuring visor

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ethel cainhurst ⭕

@nyetalia

1 year

do NOT crowdsurf at the machine girl show those little girltwink arms in the crowd will not hold your ass up

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ethel cainhurst ⭕

@nyetalia

1 month

a mech kneels down in the rubble and the cockpit opens up to let the pilot slip out, but instead of a graceful leap they tumble down and flounder in the dust & debris, scratching at their sensory deprivation neural-link helm while retching up a throat full of electrolyte slurry

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ethel cainhurst ⭕

@nyetalia

8 months

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ethel cainhurst ⭕

@nyetalia

8 months

Dafeng Student Pilot: I'll deal with the merc, I've been training for this. Dafeng Student Pilot:

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ethel cainhurst ⭕

@nyetalia

5 months

what if we signed up to leave our backwater colony asteroid together in the service of the first mercenary company to roll through the disused service docks? what if only one of us qualified for 'mech pilot duty, while the other got slotted into the maintenance pipeline?

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@nyetalia

2 months

imagine soaking up a slime girl w/ one of these

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@nyetalia

8 months

*my* controversial trans opinion? well,

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@nyetalia

7 months

Shadowheart is like that because she went to the average Catholic girls' school and Lae'zel is like that because she went to the average Mormon militia compound. This is the crux of their mutual hatred & attraction.

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@nyetalia

7 months

always remember that the coolest woman you know probably has some exceptionally dorky quirk like making specific animal noises around her partner

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@nyetalia

3 years

there's no way they'll actually mail this to me, right

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