caelestis 🏳️‍⚧️ @neoncaelestis Twitter profile

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caelestis 🏳️‍⚧️

8 months

welcome to the blorbo zone (real) find all my different internet places here: (also go look at my fursona. she's cool. art by @.fanghaunt and @.PaulMcIcedTea)

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caelestis 🏳️‍⚧️

@neoncaelestis

2 years

hatsune miku for straight people

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ICYMI: Meet Polar, a metaverse-born singer, dancer and influencer. With 1.6 million followers on TikTok and more than over 500,000 subscribers on her YouTube channel, she has ambitions to perform in the real world

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3 years

friend is having an interesting night

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2 years

why does cyberpunk have the shinzo abe gun

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3 years

i am about to burn down everything cryptocurrency related

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2 years

forget the face reveal what the helll is going on with jerma right now

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2 years

hi

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@neoncaelestis

3 years

HERE IT IS THE HALO ANNOUNCER, JEFF STEITZER, SAYING TRANS RIGHTS

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@neoncaelestis

3 years

bioshock fans will go "this is the deepest game you will play"

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@neoncaelestis

8 months

found out mortal kombat 1 came out on the switch with the side effect of facial expressions not being a thing

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2 years

duke nukem would be incredibly supportive of trans people but he'd do it in the funniest way possible. he'd say something like "damn, you're telling me anyone can become a babe? that's so badass, more for me!"

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@neoncaelestis

2 years

this has to be my favourite mod in any game ever

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@neoncaelestis

11 months

im not joking when i say chromebooks have done more damage to tech knowledge for people in school than anything else

Today in Tech History

@DayTechHistory

11 months

On this day in 2011, the first commercially available Chromebooks from Samsung went on sale.

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1 year

remember when discord showed off nft integrations and we all collectively made discord lose money by cancelling our nitro subs? just a funny thing that happened to think about. nothing more at all

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2 years

found this image i made a year ago on my hard drive

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@neoncaelestis

8 months

youtube keeps forcing autogenerated chapters on random videos and 99 percent of the time it's stuff like this

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@neoncaelestis

3 years

i can see why they made a new york this one sucks balls

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@neoncaelestis

2 years

this is genuinely the worst web design i have ever dealt with

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@neoncaelestis

2 years

what if i told you these games have the same composer

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@neoncaelestis

2 years

found out cyberpunk has a built in youtube poop minigame

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@neoncaelestis

6 months

this is what clicking on a nitro discord profile feels like now

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@neoncaelestis

2 years

sooooooo quirky

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@neoncaelestis

2 years

anyway you can use OBS to give yourself a custom virtual background for completely free

Discord

@discord

2 years

we just added backgrounds you can use when video calling! choose from several or upload your own with nitro.

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2 years

CAR SEAT HEADREST BASED???

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@neoncaelestis

1 year

they gentrified pilk

CNN

@CNN

1 year

Pepsi has launched a campaign encouraging customers to mix milk into their soda -- and it's backed by Lindsay Lohan.

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4 years

political alignment chart

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1 year

i miss when you could say the words "raymond in boxes" and it was basically the equivalent of shooting a car alarm in left 4 dead

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@neoncaelestis

3 years

i don't regret making this shitty edit

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1 year

Wario64

@Wario64

1 year

It's official: E3 is cancelled

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@neoncaelestis

2 years

this is what those fake games you see in tv shows feel like

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@neoncaelestis

2 years

shoutout to this absolute king on cnn with the metal gear solid 1 and 2 posters in the background

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caelestis 🏳️‍⚧️

@neoncaelestis

3 years

i picked the wrong custom logo and im losing it

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@neoncaelestis

3 years

you ever think about how toby fox destroyed matpat with one tweet and got him to stop talking about his games

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@neoncaelestis

3 years

pov: you are about to witness the birth of modern internet humour

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@neoncaelestis

2 years

"it/its pronouns are dehumanising" yes that's the point i hate being a human

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Variety

@Variety

1 year

James Bond fans can expect a relatively unknown male in his 30s to take over the 007 role.

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2 years

oh my god its the trans girl from that fighting game,,,,

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caelestis 🏳️‍⚧️

@neoncaelestis

3 years

the PS5 video editor has these awful bootleg troll faces lmao #ShareFactoryStudio #PS5Share

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@neoncaelestis

3 years

i often think about this one game development story

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caelestis 🏳️‍⚧️

@neoncaelestis

3 years

If you want to help boycott Activision-Blizzard, the three main studios are -Activison (Call of Duty, Crash Bandicoot/Spyro, Tony Hawk) -Blizzard (Overwatch, Warcraft, Hearthstone) -King (Candy Crush and all those other bad games) Do not give them your money and playtime.

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3 years

8 years of crunch was necessary for this masterpiece of gaming /s

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8 months

so i learned the payday 3 beta has no limit on the in game fov

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@neoncaelestis

2 years

i have a feeling silicon valley techbros have their water spiked with something that compels them to redesign their interface every so often to be 100x worse just for the sake of change

Discord Previews

@DiscordPreviews

2 years

Discord is trying out a new layout for the mobile app.

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1 year

this scene is so wild to me because of how he basically insulted a trans patient by constantly misgendering them and ignoring the other doctors in the room in one episode and expects to be put back in

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3 years

I GET IT MEANS WE'RE HIRING BUT SEEING ALL THESE STOCK IMAGES OF HIRING SIGNS SAYING IT IS SO FUCKING FUNNY

caelestis 🏳️‍⚧️

@neoncaelestis

3 years

the fact "wir suchen dich" is the german way to say "we're hiring" will never stop being funny in the stupidest way possible

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2 years

this is 9/11 for every annoying gamer online

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@Ricki_Hirsch_

2 years

Daisuke Ishiwatari (the creator of Guilty Gear) confirming that he intended Bridget to come out as trans when he created her over 20 years ago. It's just taken this long for the world to catch up to her story. Daisuke's vision is 20/20.

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3 years

this is even funnier considering there was an actually good kid model in the 2018 trailer lmao

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@neoncaelestis

2 years

i thought this was a screenshot of a doom mod where you can wield mcdonalds fries and a gun

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@RT_com

2 years

A McDonald’s employee is in critical condition after being shot in the neck by an irate customer’s son. Matthew Webb, 23, was on shift at a McDonald’s restaurant in New York, when a woman approached him complaining that her fries were cold.

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3 years

how to completely miss the point of the joke

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2 years

why do all the metaverse models have the most corporate style possible. they aren't even trying

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3 years

this tweet makes it like he passed away

ScreenTime

@screentime

3 years

Buzz Lightyear 👩‍🚀🚀 1995 | 2022

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10 months

all the jokes about finnish games being weird keep forgetting control, who literally has an unhinged janitor that speaks in finnish idioms and is possibly god

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@neoncaelestis

11 months

do not get me started how much rage chromebooks and their locked down system brings me

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4 years

THE UNCOMPRESSED ORIGINAL "DO A BARREL ROLL" LINE WAS FOUND HOLY SHIT

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caelestis 🏳️‍⚧️

@neoncaelestis

3 years

i would like to point out that the cum burger that food insider CONTINUES to post is from a place that has been gone for years

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@neoncaelestis

2 years

i still have 0 clue why they made a map that's a straight line with explosive cars all over

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@wrailss

2 years

I’ve never seen some shit like this 😭

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3 years

perfect time to bring this classic back

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2 years

this is my personal fav

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@camer4obscura

2 years

overwatch has spawned some of the funniest posts ever i won’t lie to you

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3 years

i cannot fucking believe the bank of america app is shortened to this

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@neoncaelestis

2 years

part of me feels like this image was designed with no actual meaning and only to see what wild theories people would come up with

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@neoncaelestis

3 years

wow this is blowing up idk uhhhh go play hades instead that's a good game

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@neoncaelestis

3 years

IT IS DONE

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@neoncaelestis

3 years

I'M NEAR THE FUCKING GOTH GIRL POINTING IMAGE RESTAURANT. I COULD REDO IT MYSELF

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@neoncaelestis

2 years

this is still the funniest and worst change ever made by a graphics mod

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@neoncaelestis

2 years

if you take estrogen and testosterone at the same time does your body take a screenshot

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@neoncaelestis

9 months

actual crime targeted at everyone i know on the internet

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@neoncaelestis

3 years

don't let this bury the fact that ubisoft is still and always has been an awful company that could give less of a shit about trans people and sexual assault

GameSpot

@GameSpot

3 years

Ubisoft confirms Osa is Rainbow Six Siege's first transgender operator:

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2 years

hear me out

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2 years

thank you for telling me the origin story of why i have to subscribe to your service to have basic ass features

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@neoncaelestis

3 years

IT HAPPENED AGAIN

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@neoncaelestis

2 years

WHY IS IT IN A FORTNITE FONT????

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@neoncaelestis

1 year

the miis in the channel looking up at the giant cursor:

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@neoncaelestis

3 years

For anyone wondering, the "floating string of text" is your IP address, for anyone to see. Great game.

Marvel's Avengers

@PlayAvengers

3 years

We're aware of the issue where a floating string of text appears on the screen and are investigating. Thank you for the reports!

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2 years

thinking of this frame

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2 years

this cannot be happening 😭

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2 years

holy shit look at the front page of wikipedia right now

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3 years

HE'S EVEN COOLER THAN I THOUGHT

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3 years

what's wrong with this image

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1 year

the whole point of adding tags was to help distinguish specific people. why are you doing this

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2 years

i just want to read game lore made by a guy who did a bunch of drugs that hid in his room while working on it

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@neoncaelestis

1 year

it's especially weird to me because like. there's a pretty big overlap of being trans and neurodivergent so it's especially bad that he doesn't get it lmao i can tell not a single autistic person worked on this show

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@neoncaelestis

3 years

WHY IS THERE A TROLLFACE IN HALO CE ANNIVERSARY