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lesbian but also gay as in stupid. cohost/writer @ Owned from @smartless @campsidemedia . other stuff @newyorker @nymag @comedycentral

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Joined September 2012
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nicole boyce
7 years
I NEVER restore all old tabs. If I lose them in a restart, they're gone. It is a blessing to be set free from a prison of my own creation
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@nicolewboyce
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3 years
liquidating my assets (merging all my Starbucks gift cards into one gift card in the Starbucks app)
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5 years
cara delevingne and ashley benson carrying a sex swing into their apartment is the official marker of the beginning of pride month
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Cara Delevingne and Ashley Benson seen getting into their home on May. 28
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@nicolewboyce
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why is ACDC deciding this stuff
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@nicolewboyce
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6 years
I was just in an uber pool with a couple going to their WEDDING and they had the audacity to be mad at ME for joining the pool even though they chose UBER POOL on their WEDDING DAY
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5 years
i tried to take a screenshot of me “pretend” buying $99.99 worth of stars on the jeremy renner app but I used my thumb to take the screenshot and accidentally authorized the payment. I wish this was a joke
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5 years
getting a “can we reschedule” text right before leaving the house
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@nicolewboyce
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2 years
we’re having fun!
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@nicolewboyce
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6 months
that makes sense. she invented driving with her 2007 hit “Shut Up and Drive”
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Rihanna at the F1 Las Vegas Grand Prix.
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@nicolewboyce
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3 years
Lady Gaga accidentally being sworn in as president tomorrow
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@nicolewboyce
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2 years
Compilation of no one doing work on Selling Sunset
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@nicolewboyce
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3 months
YES!!!!! [reading second part of tweet] NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Barry Keoghan to star in Saddam Hussein movie, but he’s not playing Saddam Hussein
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3 years
why are the bachelorette contestant images filled with the saddest fun facts I’ve ever seen in my life
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@nicolewboyce
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2 years
I can't believe Olivia Wilde killed the queen to distract from her messy movie rollout
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@nicolewboyce
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3 years
me doing vaccine research
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3 years
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i made this really high in bed a week ago and forgot about it till now
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@nicolewboyce
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5 months
jared leto what did you do to your table mates
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@nicolewboyce
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4 years
just fyi kristin chenoweth has joined tiktok and so far her account is just 2 coronavirus updates and this
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@nicolewboyce
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7 years
no we actually all just call each other ricky martin
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@nicolewboyce
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5 months
girlfriend is having the most girlfriend day ever
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@nicolewboyce
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2 years
I love News
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@nicolewboyce
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4 years
no one asked for another one but here’s the questions from kim kardashian’s 73 questions with the answers from taylor swift’s 73 questions
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2 months
wrote this down yesterday while riding pirates of the caribbean
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@nicolewboyce
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6 months
Apple Music wrapped is like
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6 months
Cillian just told Margot he cannot bend at the waist. She is freaking out
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New look at Cillian Murphy and Margot Robbie for Variety’s Actors on Actors.
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@nicolewboyce
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5 months
who coming with me to the 3:15pm infants screening of Poor Things
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2 years
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@nicolewboyce
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1 year
nonbinary She’s The Man remake called “Theys The Them”
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@nicolewboyce
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6 months
headed to get my midnight snack
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❀ clara horst ❀
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My fridge needed a lightbulb but I missed that it said ‘40 watts maximum’ so I accidentally bought a 200w bulb
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@nicolewboyce
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4 years
made a venn diagram
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@nicolewboyce
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1 year
literally what the fuck was i doing in 2020
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@nicolewboyce
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5 years
adidas .03 seconds after asking grimes about her training regiment
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@nicolewboyce
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3 years
I love that the friends reunion is a science experiment in how 6 very rich people approach plastic surgery
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@nicolewboyce
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6 months
well i’m off to Burlington
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@nicolewboyce
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4 years
congrats to the new york times on their $2
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@nicolewboyce
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6 years
I’m: ⚪️ Straight ⚪️ Gay 🔘 Calling to let you know how disappointed I am in your story. There’s many things that I read in here that were false. Like you saying that I wore six inch louboutin heels to court with my tweed skirt, when I wore four inch little brown bebe shoes
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@nicolewboyce
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2 months
if we are not careful this is what connections will become
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@nicolewboyce
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5 years
I'm gonna 1. take my horse to the old town road 2. ride 'til I can't no more 3. take my horse to the old town road 4. ride 'til I can't no more
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3 years
Oh no! Jason Derulo has fallen down the stairs of Nicki Minaj refusing to get vaccinated for the Met Gala!
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5 years
got my $99.99 back from jeremy renner hell ya I’ll drink to that
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@nicolewboyce
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1 year
everyone is watching Girls and everyone is listening to Lana Del Rey….. a recession is coming. or another Kony 2012. or both
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@nicolewboyce
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3 years
BREAKING - Co Star has BANNED Trump from its platform indefinitely
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@nicolewboyce
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6 years
yall: i dont want gays to get married. weddings are sacred also yall: im gonna take an uber pool to my wedding
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@nicolewboyce
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3 years
just heard about this guy that tried to eat a meal without watching tv? he died :/
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@nicolewboyce
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6 months
DID ANYONE GET A CITY OTHER THAN BERKELEY OR BURLINGTON VERMONT
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2 years
⚠️ It's time to BeReal ⚠️
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@nicolewboyce
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3 years
the people talking about ""losing a lesbian role model"" ...... i don't really remember ya'll caring about losing role models when we found out ellen killed her interns or whatever
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@nicolewboyce
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5 years
they helped me after first doing a roast
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4 years
ok go off ford v ferrari mechanic
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4 years
midnight snack?? you mean you wake up in the middle of the night and you have food in the fridge? that you didn’t eat during the day????? ok wow the queen of france has entered the chat
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please don't comment on my phone's name i am in a CRISIS
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3 years
does ❌NOT❌ like dessert
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5 years
deleting this app is basically equivalent to me opening a savings account
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5 years
NOT TODAY MR. RENNER (sorry about your app)
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3 years
party at my place tonight
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4 years
I created a viewing guide for everyone who thinks The Irishman is too long for one night. Here's how to watch it as 2,090 vines
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me as a 13 year old vegetarian
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working on something that could be huge
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@nicolewboyce
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6 years
“now read that back to me”
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@nicolewboyce
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5 years
shakespeare in heaven being jealous of charli xcx
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2 years
i think her laptop is literally prompting her for the wifi password lmao
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@nicolewboyce
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4 years
there’s a lot of crazy things about love is blind but by far the craziest is that nick lachey says “I’m obviously nick lachey”
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2 years
went back in the camera roll to find this season 1 gem
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5 months
add Barry Keoghan and you could reboot the L word
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@nicolewboyce
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6 years
me: h- meme account: meghan markle's FRIENDS ?? set her up on a BLIND DATE with.... a PRINCE ????? my friends fucking SUCK they would never omg i HATE my ""friends"" i'm gonna KILL THEM ALL
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@nicolewboyce
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5 years
someone give this family a PEPSI
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𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Kylie Jenner Accuses Travis Scott of Cheating
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i’m crying why does ariana grande ₜₐₗₖ ₗᵢₖₑ ₜₕᵢₛ ₗₘₐₒ
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me: hi- mercury in retrograde:
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Lana Del Rey's 'Born to Die' re-enters this week's Billboard 200.
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really happy for phoebe bridgers here
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ARTPOP after reading Lady Gaga’s tweet
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mad tv rn
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i love to cheer on marathon runners
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@ElizabethPicc I’m more shocked by the fact that you know it’s Jason
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one taught me love, one taught me patience, and one taught me pain
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2 years
you would think it would be hard to tell if an alligator is gay… apparently not!
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4 years
conservatives when they see a man isn’t wearing his legally mandated $16 khakis that don’t fit
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me: it’s so hard to fall asleep tonight! I wonder if it’s that iced coffee I had at 6pm? the iced coffee I had at 6pm:
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remember!! if you are voting for taylor swift album of the year: STAY IN LINE!!!! they legally have to count your vote
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also ok last thing wtf are “stars” even used for
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1 year
can i ask you a pregunta
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2 years
Our Taylor Swift Presale War Room Zoom rn
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6 years
my official ariana grande and pete davidson timeline
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5 years
every gay person is listening to peppa pig and as a result ... peppa pig radio on spotify is the best playlist of all time ....
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@nicolewboyce
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@TommyMcNam how could i forget, adam and eve's original sin was getting bad at someone that joined their uber pool
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3 years
now we’re cooking with olive oil baby
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3 years
omg i just looked up and the monolith is in my apartment??? wtf do i do
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6 years
the best part of the olympics is watching the old announcers try to grapple with the fact that the teenage olympians are on their phones a lot
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5 years
between the shawn mendes piece, lena dunham piece, amanda bynes piece ..... I have not read this much in one day since college
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5 years
fondly remembering that short period in 2012 when Miley Cyrus would just walk around holding a coffee with her hair in a bun. simpler times ..... where was she going? why always the coffee? where was her car? it didn’t matter....
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it’s a shame U2 never gets to leave the sphere. i hope someone brings them food and water
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@nicolewboyce
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5 years
your changing room needs cell service because I: 👏 can't 👏 buy 👏anything 👏 unless 👏 I 👏 text 👏 my 👏 girlfriend 👏 a 👏 picture and she: 👏 does 👏 the 👏 little 👏 heart 👏 reaction
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zendaya should win an award for best standing
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i cannot put into words how much this is going to alter society. a nationwide rewatch will occur. girls will be tuning in like they are being drafted to war
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