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woah.. its a crow holding a knife!!! so fucking crazy and unexpected!!! A perfect post for my "animals going goblin mode" gimmick account
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animals going goblin mode
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Anyone who "demakes" a game should be imprisoned and forced to work on something worthwhile instead
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7 months
PIXEL SOULS DEMASTERED RELEASE This mod for Dark Souls Remastered changes all in game visuals in to pixel art! Additionally, the sounds and model quality also have been lowered to give a fresh, somewhat cursed, experience. Download here:
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PEGGING A MADE UP WORD BY LEON TROTSKY IN 1927 WORD WAS USED TO BROWBEAT ALL DISSENTERS OF THE COMMUNIST IDEOLOGY
@bimbotheory
cozy
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“Pegging” is a term invented by Dan Savage (🚩🚩🚩) on his podcast to describe when a cis woman fucks a cis man with a strap on, distinguishing it forever from other anal sex. I’d like to tell you why the term is fundamentally bioessentialist and anti-queer. Let me explain!
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@secret_ag3nt
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8000+ people fooled by Inspect Element, fascinating
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If you click through this thread you'll notice that in most cases all the inspirations cited are other videogames, I think this exposes a common problem
@freerdan
Pipsqueak! Kickstarter LIVE NOW 👀
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The indie game we are making and three of the inspirations behind it.
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Scary wojak...
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Wow I❤️Wikipedia power users now
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9 months
Posting this again
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@RaceplayShawty
My Chud Experience With Loneliness
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What the fuck even is DirectX
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i am miserable
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6 months
Bald Yes Chad 💀
@AlexJKelly
Alex Kelly
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>Shows up once a year with a video >Eliminates any respect some public figure once had >Elaborates for multiple hours >Leaves
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oomfies
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le whorela
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fuck it like this and I'll vaguetweet you
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No community note, it's real
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Here's how you would look if you were black and Chinese
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@RoboC_ough beast mode
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2 years
tuned 18 today
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The heavy-handedness and total lack of awareness from the AI is what makes it funny in the first place, you lose this with an intentional recreation by a human
@rawdawgcomics
RAWDAWG COMICS
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Counter: This meme would go so much harder if each generated image was instead a soulful crude ms paint drawing. In fact if this post does well I'll recreate the meme in it's entirety and prove it.
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In HS I knew this <5" Chinese guy who would constantly make out with his Filipino girlfriend during class (they eventually had a messy breakup and she started dating another guy very soon after) -- he ended up being one of the early adopters of Valorant when it came out
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K-12 schools already go out of their way to make 50% of the coursework "fun" and "creative" assignments with no actual point to them specifically to appease people like you
@14e_ther
E*ther
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Good job, memorizers! :)
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@secret_ag3nt
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3 years
everyone wants the emo twink until you have to listen to his taste in music
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2 years
@twinkophrenia I remember that the main character had an In Rainbows poster on his wall that didn't go away after he shifted into the no-Beatles world
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Fullmetal Alchemist reference...
@MyLordBebo
Lord Bebo
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🇨🇿🇮🇱🚨‼️ The cyclist Lukáš Kliment from the Czech Republic expressed his support for Israel this unique way. He rode on his bicycle a track in the shape of the Star of David, through countries including Poland, Germany and the Czech Republic. PS: He marked half of Europe 🤣🤷‍♂️
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Death Note FBI Agent name
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3 years
10 years ago today
@KyleKulinski
Secular Talk🎙
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Niggas is houngry
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Yes.
@ToonSoulsGame
ToonSouls Game
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So a lot of you have been following me for a bit and I would honestly like to ask you a question. Am I wasting my time making ToonSouls ? (a cuphead style game) ? Really appreciate honest answers as like you I only live once 🫶
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A white girl that lives WHERE?
@SHIRO_116
SHIRO
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A white girl that lives in Ohio saying the word Latinx doesn't make her educated nor speaks for us
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having sex exclusively with vampires is an easy way to avoid getting pregnant, after all they can't come inside without your permission
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Here's how you would look if you were black with Chinese
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@doraemondesunen
ゆきち(飼い主)
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#全日本きもちよさそうに眠るうさぎ選手権
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♠️?
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2 years
"femboy" you literally just look like a random guy
@FemboyRapping
Femboy Rapping 👑
3 years
Reminder that this femboy has a beard (and does laundry, boywife him up)
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People keep falling for the exact same engagement bait accounts over and over
@RichardStrocher
Richard Strocher 𝕏
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18. Single. Alpha Male. Wildly Successful. Passionately pro-Trump. Do you find this attractive?
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Vros...
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Wow, I've always wanted a Stalker movie made by the RW version of this image
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@Wendigoon8
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📽️ Full trailer coming soon...
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Pot, kettle, &c.
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@D_llack
Dave, Jack of No Trades, Master of None
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This is the Twitter equivalent of being a Japanese soldier hiding out in the jungle not knowing the war ended years ago
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"fellas. whats stopping you from looking like this" *photo of a girl*
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Foucault
@danghentschel
Dan Hentschel
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Every teacher has that one student…
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putting everyone who liked this tweet in one of those elaborate torture machines from a ragdoll flash game
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oomfie height lineup
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The funniest opening cutscene of all time
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@CatgirlAnarcho
julia 🏴🌲
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average ted k enjoyer
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@Calibaneur Frowned deeply upon seeing this
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you're so fucking gay for posting this
@Nicchiban_
Nicchiban
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Did the Twatter babywokes balloonbrains finally find their unholy grail?
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Years ago, I was Chinese
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I live again..
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nothing drives me more insane than attractive people going "uaaahh i'm so ugly"
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today is a good day
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Suspiciously underpriced AliExpress wojaks
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breeding?!?! *starts jaking off*
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Do people actually sit down and watch videos essays like they would a movie? I think most people just use the > 1 hr ones as background noise for some kind of menial task
@jacksfilms
jacksfilms
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"Why are movie theaters dying?" Maybe it's because we can watch a 4 hour video essay on why the Star Wars hotel failed for free, rather than pay soaring ticket prices to see Ryan Reynolds talk to some CG slop
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alot of people cope with being a loser by reframing being a loser as being the only way to actually win
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"You know, metal is REALLY just classical music with guitars."
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I don't think that's a glimpse of the future at all actually
@MinModulation
Mini🐰Modu
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if you want a glimpse of the future, imagine a 14 year old aroace antishipper who calls people "porn addict" 3000 times a day currently giddy with glee teaming up with a 17 year old trad groyper drawing their 3000th wojak edit of them decapitating a minority
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alt-tabbing into her pussy
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November 1st 12:01 - OrwellNGoode ambushed outside apartment by machete-wielding hitman, dental record matching is necessary to ID the evidence
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god gave me an above average penis and made me a below average loser to compensate
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Needs to be paved over immediately
@north0fnorth
concussion break
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gave the rat hole sweet tea because they were thirsty
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Awesome-ass moments in StackOverflow history...
@_benui
ben 🇵🇸 ui
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Stack Overflow announced that they are partnering with OpenAI, so I tried to delete my highest-rated answers. I found that Stack Overflow does not let you delete questions that have accepted answers and many upvotes because it would "remove knowledge from the community".
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wow this is such an original opinion i've never heard this before
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cities should be designed to provide the maximum possible amount of nooks & crannies
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He has such an awful grasp of color theory, it's remarkable
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No way...
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@Cat_Auras
cat with confusing auras
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Turtle?
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why do communists always contrive some specifically marxist reason for liking historical figures instead of just saying that they think they're cool
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The Fudanshi will inherit the earth
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alright how do i get my hair to look like this
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Scary EHG stare
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Me on the right
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I do
@briemckinnon
Queen Breezy
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dear boys, DRESS LIKE THIS http://t.co/HwiaTOR66D
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Fuck You
@The_sigma_fem
The Sigma Female 🔆
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Not everyone understands the true sigma mindset 💪😎
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Nice argument, unfortunately I've portrayed you as the large floppy-eared rabbit and myself as the cat licking you
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camembert burger erupts when anime gaming fried chicken
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good i'm not effeminate
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@zesty_liberal
Zesty Liberal News
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NC school board member Dennis Rape refuses to resign after allegedly dropping the N-word…
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