@nicolewboyce @PFTompkins Truly the campfire horror story of our times

@nicolewboyce @PFTompkins But it’s not what you think; he was murdered by a kangaroo.

@nicolewboyce @PFTompkins I can’t even remember the last time I ate a meal while watching TV. Am I....dead?!?

@nicolewboyce @Factorfictn

@nicolewboyce So does trolling on the internet count, cuz I just ate a sandwich.

@nicolewboyce this is a crash test dummie song

@nicolewboyce Psychopath

@nicolewboyce @K_merrycrisis

@nicolewboyce Father of two ate home cooked spaghetti at the dinner table after admonishing his wife and kids for spending too much time in front of their various screens. This is how his organs shut down.

@nicolewboyce It must be on!

@nicolewboyce Me but like. With podcasts Or music Gotta listen to stuff other than my own chewing or else the demons start manifesting on my dining room table

@nicolewboyce @FlambeAnanas

@nicolewboyce I did that this weekend wife my wife I am still shook by it.

@nicolewboyce @rob_lind3 YOU