i tried to take a screenshot of me “pretend” buying $99.99 worth of stars on the jeremy renner app but I used my thumb to take the screenshot and accidentally authorized the payment. I wish this was a joke

NOT TODAY MR. RENNER (sorry about your app)

they helped me after first doing a roast

deleting this app is basically equivalent to me opening a savings account

also ok last thing wtf are “stars” even used for

got my $99.99 back from jeremy renner hell ya I’ll drink to that

@nicolewboyce iPhone 4?

@nicolewboyce Classic. 🤣

@nicolewboyce Might I suggest you use that $99.99 as a down payment on an iPhone from this decade? 😂😂😂

@nicolewboyce IPHONE 4?????

@nicolewboyce It's a great phone name.

@nicolewboyce I was just about to ask if iPhone 4s are even supported anymore lol

@nicolewboyce @valentinavoight if you have an iphone 4 then how did you use touch id for the purchase 🤔

@nicolewboyce Ms. Carlton to Jeremy Renner (app):

@nicolewboyce

@nicolewboyce Truly the tweet that keeps on giving

@nicolewboyce BUT

@nicolewboyce are The Pattern and Costar labeled as medical lol