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@nicolaiarips

Nicolaia

8 months

If you’ve seen me over the past year basically the only thing I’ve been able to talk about are 2girls1Bottl3, and I got the once in a lifetime opportunity to really go down the rabbit hole and try and figure out what exactly they’re doing thats so compelling

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1 year

I literally keep pitching about these girls and nobody BITES. I’m sick of it. I’m obsessed with them I want to write about them they’re GENIUSES

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1 year

The only thing I took away from the nymag nepo baby piece. Incredible.

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1 month

Why are the models photographed like this??. How is the creative vision “your boyfriend takes a photo of you and it’s really really bad.” Who are these tweens??? None of these photos are even good enough to post on a personal insta!!

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1 month

having a breakdown (on the Brandy Melville website)

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11 months

Girl

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@nicolaiarips

Nicolaia

5 months

Whenever I cook breakfast for myself I feel like this

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Nicolaia

2 years

Leonard Cohen was so real for the line “I like your body and your spirit and your clothes” like yeah those are the top things

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@nicolaiarips

Nicolaia

5 months

Sitting next to a hinge date. Guy is adamant he does not know who Bella Hadid is. Girl is adamant he does. She’s showing him photos of Bella Hadid and he’s saying “Is she a kardashian?” “What’s her name?” “Who is that?” And she’s like “It’s Bella Hadid.” She paid for dinner.

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@nicolaiarips

Nicolaia

8 months

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Who the hell are 2girls1bottl3?

In an age of hyper-sharing, Mixie and Munchie are a mystery, a myth, a glimpse and a glitch. But their TikTok account, 2girls1bottl3, is the portal to a fully-formed world.

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@nicolaiarips

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11 months

@enfant_cerebral Very kate moss for Gucci by tom ford? No. Very my Midwestern relatives for dress barn by man who has no business making women’s clothes

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11 months

an espresso, a piece of sesame toast with yogurt and tomato and salt, two sardines in oil and a little arugula, a white peach, a handful of cold cherries, another espresso

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11 months

Girls I admire are wearing eyeliner again - black, sharp, and on the bottom too

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1 year

I’m not a coward everyone I’ve ever slept with is on my close friends story

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Nicolaia

7 months

Currently at the Fran Lebowitz talk on Saturday night 10 pm in Flatbush she just said “I would like cyclists…if they abided by traffic rules” and then THUNDEROUS applause from the audience

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1 year

putting a ribbon in your hair is one of the best activities you can do as a girl!

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1 month

@gracefurby THE GIRLS LOOK SAD

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Nicolaia

6 months

I like to push the boundaries of what can be considered an “author photo.”

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8 months

Ughhhhhh

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1 year

@ntidepressants They say so much with so little

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1 year

@letmeoutletme get the girl some CONTACTS!!

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2 years

@jackcorrbit That was exactly Kim kardashians thought process too

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2 years

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1 year

They’re having a meeting

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4 months

Great dates in nyc: tenement museum, rice to riches, Ellis island, Wall Street baths, the abandoned gate the titanic never arrived at on the west side highway

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1 month

don’t be a freelancer writer

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1 month

having a breakdown (on the Brandy Melville website)

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Nicolaia

10 months

Respect to all the men attempting to “RIP JANE BIRKIN ♥️” their way into getting laid today 🫡

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1 year

The woke mob is trying to tell you that you don’t need deodorant, you DO!!!

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1 year

@MarWsononlyfans My dreams

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5 months

My only regret in life is I didn’t start tweeting sooner

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5 months

@Noahstalgia At one point he was like oh is that Gigi Hadid? Like… how do you know Gigi? ??

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Nicolaia

2 years

all my friends are sitting next to their boyfriends on this flight but jokes on them because I am sitting next to an astrophysicist who has just told me that “god is zero”

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Nicolaia

8 months

And not even one good walk… shameful. Bad Casting. Bad art direction. Disappointed in the designer (IK not their first season). 0/5

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8 months

The way people dress at SEC schools is something else

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Nicolaia

1 year

How it feels on the D train rn

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Nicolaia

11 months

@isabellepretend You’re too generous isabelle

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1 year

Something so frightening about a man looking like he’s about to speak to you

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Nicolaia

1 year

I love my day job, I’m wearing busted Chanel mules I got on poshmark, I’m getting coffee and an almond croissant from Balthazar, I’m click clacking through soho to go to the office

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1 year

Thank you to all my fans (sex bots) and simps (sex bots) and haters (sex bots). I love you alllll!!!!

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Nicolaia

1 year

Sometimes you get mono and a full body rash and have to convalesce at your parents and other times you have an essay in the Times! Thank you to extraordinary editor @jimwindolf for making my nostalgia coherent!!!! in today print also

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When the Ghost of the Chelsea Hotel Is You (Published 2023)

A writer tries to adjust to the sleek new revamp of her haunted childhood home.

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@nicolaiarips

Nicolaia

2 years

can’t go back to the synagogue on gramercy park because my entire family is banned (my dad tried to steal the key to the park from the synagogue and the rabbi caught him)

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Nicolaia

2 months

“26 year old founder” yea?? and what have you found? Not yourself yet that’s for sure

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Nicolaia

2 months

New author photo of the author in Cultured about my greatest obsession (Groucho marx)

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Nicolaia

6 months

I like to push the boundaries of what can be considered an “author photo.”

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1 month

@clickholebot Where’s the documentary I need it

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1 month

@womanscaping Are they being paid? I feel like…no

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11 months

All I want is to go to 3-4 estate sales with an iced coffee

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1 year

I can’t cry on command but I can access the fact that I am always on the brink of tears on command

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1 month

@shortyoungson Brandy Melville shot by Jurgen Teller

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1 year

@perry4syth Anyone have a contact at @papermagazine or @InterviewMag

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Nicolaia

11 months

Sometimes basic girls are right about things: sweet green, matchaful, Pilates, ponytails, ootd, probiotics. Somethings they are wrong about: brushing your hair, looking clean generally, could think of others but I won’t.

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1 year

Life is so amazing when you are delusional

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1 year

Im his right hand arm. Man. I’m his silly wabbit.

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1 year

Two 18 year old girls in the bathroom of Mehanata asked me if they thought they’d get served I said “shoulders back and order a Negroni ladies!!”

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1 year

@layajospe Who will be so brave and let me talk to them. Who will step up culturally!!!

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Nicolaia

5 months

boygenius cover sold out in a day, Fran cover most read story on site, same with 2girls1Bottl3 interview (at the time most traffic in history of The Face’s website). Feeling freaky feelin fresh

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Nicolaia

2 years

was told my boobs are bigger than any of my red flags

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1 year

You’re in his dms I’m at his parents Seder in New Jersey (his dad is asking me to read Hebrew and I’m boutta cry)

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11 months

When someone doesn’t follow you back and it’s like oh so you think you’re a leader not a follower

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Never too old for a 100% cotton t-shirt ♥️😮‍💨

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You’re too old to be shopping at brandy

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Nicolaia

7 months

An adult woman should never wear overalls unless she is a Therapist or a Painter!! even then, tread cautiously!!!!

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4 months

Once I introduced my dad to a couple of male friends and after he remarked “I didn’t know you were hosting an Elliott Gould look alike competition”

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Nicolaia

9 months

A walk without phoning 2-3 close friends and catching up is like a day at the beach with no ice cream, is like a summer night with no kiss, is like going to Whole Foods without illegally noshing on several things from the hot food bar. TLDR: nobody picked up my call!!!!!

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1 year

I talked to Kylie.

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She’s the creator of a multi-million-dollar beauty enterprise. She’s been in Forbes, she’s been in Time, she’s starred in two reality TV shows, she’s a mom, she’s a daughter and sister. Once she...

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Nicolaia

10 months

Who wants to let me write about the reformation copy

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Does anyone know what this means

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Nicolaia

3 months

The writer, the show notes

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1 month

@andletmejustsay

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2 months

Wrote about modeling inflation, miscasting and my grandmothers hips for Vogue. Com thank you @speedist 🫶

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2 years

a man drunkenly yelled at me tonight at a party for ghosting him. Yelled! At Me! Thus proving. That I was right. For ghosting him.

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1 year

Depop, the last horny free digital frontier, has been corrupted

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1 year

I want this crusade dress I think it would fix me

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2 years

Would they allow Jesus into gramercy park? I don’t think so

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1 year

A lot of people don’t like labels. Me? I love labels: designer labels, relationship labels, peeling the label off a bottle when I’m nervous at a party

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1 year

Ozempic ad in Times Square, crazyyy

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Do I follow back I don’t know I don’t know

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1 year

@driii_TV McArthur Genius Grant

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1 year

Naming my kid Sam short for Salmon

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2 years

Fuck. It happened. I was asked to be interviewed for one of those street things. I think it’s because I’m wearing a tennis skirt from aritzia. Disaster

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5 months

They’ve lost their gd minds

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6 months

Charles Bukowski original “I love you alive girl”

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1 year

you gotta monetize the worst parts of your life

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5 months

Time cures (meats, heartbreak)

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2 years

A reality show called 24 where you watch as my prefrontal cortex finishes developing real time and I start making better decisions.

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Nicolaia

1 year

So far at my moms birthday party someone asked if I was betrothed, if I’d written a second book yet, if I was still living in a windowless bedroom (never happened), and I’ve been told advice that I should feel the “Wind on my breasts.” Middle aged women are ruthless!!!!!!!!

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2 years

the first time I came to LA all I wanted was to see the house where Groucho Marx lived so my mom took me but they happened to be DEMOLISHING it, so there’s this photo of 7 yo me scream sobbing next the mailbox while a wrecking ball smashes into the house

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2 years

in the cab in Oaxaca at midnight, the cab drivers wife is sitting passenger princess, feeding him little sips of water as he makes wrong turns. Am I ever going to get home?

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2 years

bro you’re making the girls write prose poems about you

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10 months

New York is filled with evil and malice: Atlantic Ave USPS, Park Slope Beacons Closet…

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11 months

@chloeikennedy I guess we’re all looking up Gucci tom ford on Depop 😶🫡

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1 year

I love Valentine’s Day!! Show me your ugly boyfriends!! Slay Brian!!!

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The tortured Poets department staff pick for the Brooklyn library. Nicolaia Rips has fallen down the stairs at the Met Gala

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2 years

always rolling up with my emotional support 5-10 of the baddest bitches you’ve ever seen in your life

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5 months

@thxcarina She paid …

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Nicolaia

1 year

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4 months

Instantly improving bathroom selfie quality

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4 months

It came out a lot bigger and also I put a nail through her head and also it’s in my bathroom. Best photo Jurgen Teller has ever taken.

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1 year

I wanna be cool tall vulnerable and luscious

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Nicolaia

6 months

Having an experience bordering on romantic with this pork cutlet. Want to buy it a ring. Take it out on the town.

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5 months

It’s always winter at the dentist

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11 months

@louisagrogers Aspirational delusion

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Nicolaia

1 year

Sometimes you see a photo of you kissing someone and you think jeez I guess that’s what I look like when I kiss someone

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2 months

🪩🪩🪩📝📝📝📝

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