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@enfant_cerebral
baby genius, MA
10 months
Me if Letting It Linger was a Job
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10 months
Guys with big brains do very weird stuff while girls with big brains are just extremely sad a lot and good at first dates (wit and mystery)
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@enfant_cerebral
baby genius, MA
29 days
I don’t mean to sound insane but that eclipse shifted something we literally are so back.
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baby genius, MA
1 year
Lana is for damaged girls Taylor is for girls that have zero trauma but think of everything as their trauma
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@enfant_cerebral
baby genius, MA
10 months
Sorry but I need everyone to look at this graphic
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Upper East Side moms flocking to β€˜shady’ clinics for off-brand Ozempic
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baby genius, MA
3 months
Julianne Moore for @thecut Spring β€˜24 Fashion Issue by Nadia Lee Cohen
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baby genius, MA
2 months
@lunaslovesss Have you ever met a guy who was like super super hot and popular and rich in high school who wasn’t a creep tho
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baby genius, MA
1 year
To say β€œgoals” would be the understatement of the millennium
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baby genius, MA
3 years
I have No Fucking Time to learn what an NFT is okay
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baby genius, MA
3 months
@delia_cai I always pictured this type of thing
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baby genius, MA
10 months
@laylology Someone so insanely genius runs this it’s crazy
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baby genius, MA
2 years
Insane image
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baby genius, MA
2 years
Aaron Sorkin doesn’t have social media so asked me to post this on his behalf xx
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@enfant_cerebral
baby genius, MA
10 months
Brittany Murphy by George Holz for New York Magazine (2002)
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@enfant_cerebral
baby genius, MA
10 months
Hey, just heard about Jane Birkin. Damn… such a loss πŸ’”
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@enfant_cerebral
baby genius, MA
2 years
Watching @planetmoney TikTok’s for the economics is like reading playboy β€œfor the articles”
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@enfant_cerebral
baby genius, MA
2 months
Hottest a Person Has Ever Looked
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baby genius, MA
2 years
This is actually so funny
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@enfant_cerebral
baby genius, MA
1 month
I feel like societally we are getting back to an interesting place finally
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maybe: waluigi
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insane gym piece
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baby genius, MA
1 year
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@enfant_cerebral
baby genius, MA
3 months
Keith absolutely BLASTING β€˜All Too Well’ at Balthazar rn
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@enfant_cerebral
baby genius, MA
2 years
BIG disaster waiting to happen at the Balthazar Bakery coffee station
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@enfant_cerebral
baby genius, MA
11 months
If my husband did this it would drive an irreversible wedge between us
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no this is insane
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@enfant_cerebral
baby genius, MA
29 days
Girls like this are the Backbone of New York
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@enfant_cerebral
baby genius, MA
28 days
This is my favorite Brandy Melville shirt btw
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@enfant_cerebral
baby genius, MA
10 months
I personally adore the latest NYMag cover and will probably be getting it framed
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baby genius, MA
3 years
Stocks BF / Astrology GF
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baby genius, MA
3 years
@clonediego β€œBy our South African photographer” no name lmao
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baby genius, MA
1 year
@ZeroSuitCamus Didn’t know β€œprank” YouTube was still running
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@enfant_cerebral
baby genius, MA
10 months
Honestly taxi drivers no longer knowing the geography of nyc is the real pandemic… Uber has done for transportation what tiktok has done for media literacy. All time low.
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@enfant_cerebral
baby genius, MA
3 years
Met gala fit what do u guys think 😌
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@enfant_cerebral
baby genius, MA
2 years
Absolutely buying this
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baby genius, MA
4 years
@agoddamndelight This is so cute I have a crush on this shopper
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baby genius, MA
1 year
My look tonight
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baby genius, MA
2 months
If it’s not like this I don’t want it.
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this is genuinely so crazy hello
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baby genius, MA
11 months
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baby genius, MA
2 months
@savbrads This is sad. This is also how I feel about the latest Vivienne Westwood… like, where is the celebration of feminity? Where is the elegance?
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baby genius, MA
1 year
@kirkpate At CANNES?!?!? JEAN SHORTS?!?!?
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1 year
@youlovenomi If a man identified my Sandy Liang flats I think I would choke
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@enfant_cerebral
baby genius, MA
3 years
I just took random pics of this couple because I liked their carefree smooth brain hot energy
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@enfant_cerebral
baby genius, MA
3 years
This is exactly my complaint w the show. Like, this isn’t madlibs. You can’t just name an upscale downtown establishment and call it a cultural reference.
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baby genius, MA
2 years
Between this and Julia Fox dating Kanye, it’s like the biggest week in history for New York Girls
@ANNIE_HAM
Annie Hamilton
2 years
Somehow this happened
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baby genius, MA
4 years
Shoutout to @BRYNNTRILL2 for helping me make fun of @donetodeath and @themjeans β€˜ disciples
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baby genius, MA
2 years
Nothing turns me off like a tiktok I’m sorry lol
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baby genius, MA
2 years
Stop using big words it does not make you sound smart there is nothing worse than a syntactically-complex word salad
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@enfant_cerebral
baby genius, MA
10 months
People have always dressed dumb but the y2k tiktok style thing is the largest-scale mass brain poisoning I’ve ever witnessed
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@enfant_cerebral
baby genius, MA
3 years
So I’ve just been made aware of Rick Owens’ Paris apartment....
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baby genius, MA
10 months
Sorry I was off last night, I forgot to take my medicine
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@enfant_cerebral
baby genius, MA
3 years
My new favorite character on #Succession
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baby genius, MA
3 years
The craziest anecdote about my LA childhood is that Phoebe Bridgers played at my all-girls high school’s Battle of the Bands to an audience of ~30 teens and won like every year
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baby genius, MA
1 year
This is me. When you’re being mean to me this is who you’re being mean to.
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baby genius, MA
2 years
Adult men love to be haters and are somehow entirely ignorant to the fact that they’re exposing themselves as bitter
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baby genius, MA
2 years
About to go see @jeremyoharris ’s Slave Play in Julia Fox’s New York
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baby genius, MA
28 days
These new emojis?! Babygirl.
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baby genius, MA
3 years
She’s like the fanciest person you know, with a real grown up career, a super chic minimalist wardrobe, bazillion dollar skincare, and an amazing dye job, and yet she still only drinks Starbucks
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baby genius, MA
3 years
So did all of these chicks that’s why they went out & bought it lol
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baby genius, MA
1 year
Girls are impressive because on top of doing everything else they constantly have to pretend they aren’t insane
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@enfant_cerebral
baby genius, MA
11 months
DREW BARRYMORE BY MARK SELIGER FOR @NYMAG
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baby genius, MA
1 year
@hunteryharris Ugh this was so prime
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baby genius, MA
3 years
AimΓ© Leon Dorks
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baby genius, MA
3 years
We make CONtent but are we conTENT?
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baby genius, MA
1 year
True life: I started saying β€œslay” as a joke and now I say it as a reflex
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baby genius, MA
3 years
You either die infatuated or live long enough to see your crush become cringe
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baby genius, MA
2 years
She’s a 10 but she runs a New York-based meme page
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baby genius, MA
1 year
One of my favorite celeb couples in history
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baby genius, MA
1 year
How can you live life not thinking this is mother… I’d probably join a cult for her.
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baby genius, MA
1 year
Someone should do this as a couples costume for Halloween
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baby genius, MA
30 days
I don’t want to have to elaborate on this but girl science is when you’re single you rewatch girls / SATC and when you’re in love you rewatch entourage… sopranos is for anytime.
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@enfant_cerebral
baby genius, MA
10 months
Remember 2 years ago when I was the door girl at Paul’s Casablanca and also Margot Tenenbaum for Halloween
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baby genius, MA
28 days
@_uncle_gworl The β€œ(6’0”)” is taking me out
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baby genius, MA
3 years
I honestly hate parties. But I LOVE gatherings. There is a huge difference.
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baby genius, MA
1 year
Best romantic movie ever made no contest
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baby genius, MA
4 years
Skinny bitches love sardines, miso soup, and almond milk.
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baby genius, MA
3 years
Happy New Year πŸ₯‚
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baby genius, MA
10 months
Camp literacy, like all media literacy, at an all time low
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Fran Drescher once wore this skirt on The Nanny. Yes, that's Mao.
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baby genius, MA
1 year
@Fratty_Hearst She is addicted to talking like this
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baby genius, MA
1 year
Few professional fields have had unrealistic expectations set by film quite like journalism
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baby genius, MA
21 days
I’m not addicted to shopping I’m just addicted to finding cooler clothes than everyone else and paying a fraction of the price
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baby genius, MA
3 years
Living in New York City aka edging death
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baby genius, MA
10 months
A SAG strike would have been suuuuuch a good Entourage plot line… Johnny Drama would become the face of the movement, Vince would lowkey scab by arranging to work on something overseas, Turtle would call the picket line the β€œpickup line” and flirt with the striking actresses etc
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Patsy Stone
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Trying to imagine Ari Gold during the strike
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baby genius, MA
2 years
New show idea: Mad Men but it’s millennial girls copywriting for DTC brands and instead of power lunching and alcoholism it’s sweetgreen desk lunches and vape addiction
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baby genius, MA
3 years
Being rude is literally so uncool and being kind is so easy some of you are really playing yourselves
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baby genius, MA
1 year
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baby genius, MA
2 years
STOP CALLING THINGS SPEAKEASIES THEYRE JUST BARS ALCOHOL IS LEGAL
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baby genius, MA
25 days
VerSashi
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baby genius, MA
4 years
Why does the Strokes’ Wikipedia page read like the description for a starter pack of NYC
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baby genius, MA
3 years
People are obsessed with saying they’re β€œone block away.” Stop lying, be late.
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baby genius, MA
7 months
Isa’s boyfriend took these Juergen Teller ass photos of me in my ChloΓ« Sevigny Joan of Arc costume
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baby genius, MA
3 years
@meganjeaux This looks like an Opening Ceremony
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baby genius, MA
1 year
Lowkey cleared that bitch
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baby genius, MA
1 year
Merry Christmas everybody
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baby genius, MA
5 months
Brave !!
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baby genius, MA
3 years
Ma’am this is a Sephora
@parismartineau
paris martineau
3 years
just thinking about this absolute chaos vortex of an apartment
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baby genius, MA
3 years
Mom! I made it! They called me an unhinged meme-maker in NYMag!!
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baby genius, MA
3 years
Reset!
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baby genius, MA
7 months
A huge loss for insane girls everywhere
@PopBase
Pop Base
7 months
4 years ago today, Instagram removed the β€˜Following’ tab which allowed you to see what other users were doing on the app.
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baby genius, MA
1 year
Does anyone wanna go to Horses tonight? Never been but I’m in LA and have heard it’s good
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baby genius, MA
1 year
LA is about driving with the windows down and going to grocery stores every day. I can’t wait.
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baby genius, MA
3 months
More Julianne Moore for @thecut Spring β€˜24 Fashion Issue by Nadia Lee Cohen
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