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themjeans

@themjeans

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I relaunched my Substack

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@themjeans

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all shoes look like this now

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if vic mensa was a shoe

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Trump not pardoning Bon Appetit..... a hard scone to swallow this morning

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if elon musk thinks wearing a face mask is annoying just wait till he sees what they make you wear in space

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when you switch back to freelance

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please support our djs begging for money on ig while wearing stone island and posing in front of $30k in “drum machines and other bits,”

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Arsham has done it again folks

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My Chemical Draft Pick

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3 years

defund the PD (Pete Davidson)

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5 years

this man is about to get a fitting room started for me at macy’s

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3 years

I guess the Bill and Melinda Gates foundation wasn’t so strong after all

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@themjeans

7 years

if homegirl pulls up in these it's quiet

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@themjeans

4 years

We know Burt is fucking those bees but some of y'all aren't ready for that conversation.

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@themjeans

4 years

"And thats when I learned that orange wine actually doesn't have any oranges in it at all"

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@themjeans

4 years

I wrote about three things in life I try to avoid at all costs: McDonald's, Travis Scott, and collaborations

The Travis Scott Cheeseburger

I compare the similarities of the Travis Scott and McDonald's franchises, and break my boycott of the arches to review his cheeseburger.

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@themjeans

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my girlfriend is yet to be "in the mood" for chernobyl

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my inbox: @patagonia :

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Lyft

@lyft

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🚨ATTN drivers and passengers — Today through Sunday, every Lyft ride is a @chancetherapper release-party ride! We teamed up to drop his debut album "The Big Day," available now to download free in the app. Check out how to download it here:

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themjeans

@themjeans

5 years

imagine being a bad enough bunny to headline the pornhub awards

The FADER

@thefader

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Bad Bunny is set to headline the Pornhub Awards.

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@themjeans

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@themjeans

1 year

How Long Gone

Perfume Genius

@perfumegenius

1 year

Who is this ……

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@themjeans

3 years

How Long Gone Live night one

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@themjeans

4 years

We did it! #RidinWithBiden @donetodeath

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@themjeans

5 years

me, DJ'ing your wedding

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1 year

I’m so proud of you for doing your podcast today like a big boy

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@JoeHolder_ life is bad but you can take weed on the plane now

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@themjeans

5 years

“let me know if you need anything else bro, and i mean a n y t h i n g 😎”

Hudson Mohawke

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Kim jong as a Vegas promoter

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@themjeans

3 years

May have gone too far on this one

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@themjeans

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Chris Black

@donetodeath

3 years

How Long Gone #152 : @themjeans and I chat with @phoebe_bridgers about the fall of Silverlake, what she’s buying at Erewhon, which guitar to smash in the future, the joys of pre-taping, nu-metal, becoming financially secure, and overdosing on CBD cookies —

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@themjeans

3 years

Dying to know which restaurant drake uber eats’d to dodger stadium

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themjeans

@themjeans

8 months

I run New York

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@donetodeath

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Feeling extremely POWERFUL, thank you for including How Long Gone (and Kelly Clarkson) — via @Variety

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themjeans

@themjeans

4 years

I’ve been refreshing all day

TRAVIS SCOTT

@trvisXX

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DJs Just keep Checking ur mailbox Got something on the way in the mail for ya

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my gf pitching Spice Girls - 2 Become 1 for our first dance

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@themjeans

4 years

The Flywheel Effect Of Eating, Drinking, and Smoking.

Food and wine pair well together, but only a cigarette can add a third dimension of gluttony.

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1 year

Geri owns w/ Roman, they kiss, Logan's side chicks form alliance, 3-way with Greggers, steal his ETH, Kendall loses custody and tries to sign 100 Gecs to win them back, Skarsgard "cold plunge accident," Shiv & Tom physically explode, Connor & Willa settle for @audible_com deal

Film Updates

@FilmUpdates

1 year

What are your predictions for the finale of SUCCESSION?

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@themjeans

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@donetodeath wish u would step back from that brick my friend

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@themjeans

3 years

Just did a shot of 1942 with @donetodeath dad, watch this space

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They made me sag my shorts at the Vatican

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Omw to podcast with @donetodeath

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@themjeans

2 years

Thanks for a great year of gone growth and thanks to @phoebe_bridgers for our most downloaded episode of 2021

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@themjeans

4 years

if he has the marshall bluetooth speaker, he’s cheating on you

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@themjeans

3 years

Can’t believe @donetodeath put 818 on our rider

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themjeans

@themjeans

3 years

Today we signed to @jagjaguwar and announced our North American tour on @RollingStone thanks to all you guys for supporting us so far 💙💚 artwork by @jamsayne check out our new site for info

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@themjeans

3 years

For Valentine’s Day I fixed the water pressure in the shower

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@themjeans

4 years

I think my new neighbor is also a DJ

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@themjeans

4 years

skid row, LA river, mohawk bend valet, under any bridge, dream hotel, any metro line, silverlake ramen waitlist, cha cha bathroom, alfred coffee, tang’s donuts, dj area of guitar center, tenants of the trees yelp page, santa monica, fat sal’s, birds on franklin

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@themjeans

4 years

We know

People for Bernie

@People4Bernie

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*Reminder* you’re closer to being homeless than being the 1%

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Okay I just wrote 1500 words comparing @jenisicecreams everything bagel ice cream to ayahuasca

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@themjeans

4 years

I let @donetodeath return one of my serves for his birthday

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tf is this bro @macfound

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@themjeans

5 years

Tame Impala is literally “if Coachella was a band”

Variety

@Variety

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Coachella 2019 Lineup Hits a Solid Balance — Although Tame Impala Is a Surprise, and Who Is ‘Gucci Gang’?

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@themjeans

4 years

"So like (taps cigarette in supreme ashtray) the whole thing with Emily In Paris is..."

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@donetodeath

4 years

My view when I FaceTime @themjeans to record How Long Gone -

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@themjeans

3 years

Call Her Daddy $60m

Morning Brew ☕️

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Write a horror story for your industry using just four words

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Weeknd look like manny from modern family

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4 years

a simpler time

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Chris Black

@donetodeath

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How Long Gone #625 : @themjeans and I chat about powerlifting music, wholesome internet trickery, Essentials Workers, jerk seasoning, the dating an old guy article, Lizzo tapped out, Keith McNally coming to LA, and Kamala leaned back with Fat Joe —

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Online Ceramics Fall 2021

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Chris Black

@donetodeath

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How Long Gone #257 : @themjeans and I chat with @PennyJaneMartin EIC of @thegentlewoman about the inbuilt obsolesce of her running shoes, sleeper train travel, growing up in a house of music, gardening, and what we love about a great interview —

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it did not do that

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10 months

the last thing you see before hearing ft Britney Spears

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@donetodeath

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How Long Gone #519 : @themjeans and I chat about all pink for Barbie, Them Jeans: Hollywood's DJ whisperer, Greta, Grimes, please no more martinis and fries, the new Travis-Weeknd-Bad Bunny song, the War Crxminal's Playlist, and Drake's rubber dog masks —

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@themjeans

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I spent an hour not telling Nancy Silverton that we’ve met several times

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@donetodeath

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How Long Gone #609 : @themjeans and I chat with Nancy Silverton about listening to music while cooking, In-n-out, she's opening a pasta restaurant in Koreatown and a diner on Larchmont, trading cocaine for shopping, Waffle House, and milkshake secrets —

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A guy with this exact tattoo walked to the other side of the street to avoid me today

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4 years

me after i record a 45 minute podcast

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@themjeans

1 year

How Long Gone ~Live~ this week

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@donetodeath

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How Long Gone #488 : @themjeans and I chat about money not sleeping, being a sous vide eggslut, Vegas dining report at Martha Stewart's restaurant, as well as Italy's Carbone, Jack Harlow's stolen block boy valor, and a problematic Lyft lux driver —

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@themjeans

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. @DaBabyDaBaby come out of the closet challenge

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fun fact, I'm in this video, with long hair and a fake Burberry scarf playing the guy at the "box office" who takes her money

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wrote about horses

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5 years

When I pull up at Thom Browne and they don't give me the @donetodeath discount

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@themjeans

4 months

not an easy place to climax

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@donetodeath

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How Long Gone #595 : @themjeans and I chat with @chaykak about the rise in pain maintenance, family desktop computers, commuting, R.I.P. Pitchfork, pants, Washington D.C., the only books that sell are dragon-based erotica, and Barnes & Noble is back —

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@themjeans

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As ‘How Long Gone’ Nears 500 Episodes, Culture Podcast Signs With CAA, Eyes TV & Film Opportunities

How Long Gone, a culture and interview podcast founded by Chris Black and Jason Stewart, is going full Hollywood.

deadline.com

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@themjeans

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show me a creative director who doesn't have a black & white avatar

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@themjeans

3 years

Should I upload last nights show before @donetodeath sends me a takedown notice?

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Chris Black

@donetodeath

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How Long Gone #465 : @themjeans and I chat with @EthridgeRoe about growing up in the South, seeing Pavement's first show in Atlanta, the unique sequencing of his work, InDesign>Quark, how to pull off flip flops with socks, and some Larry Gagosian —

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Who needs coffee when you’ve got the kings of leon?

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@themjeans

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Chris Black

@donetodeath

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How Long Gone #501 : @themjeans and I chat live from Tuscany on his wedding day about his playlist, annoying passengers, the return of the paper map, an Oasis cover band, the perfect tattoo, procrastination, USB cost a stack, and women giving speeches —

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Chris Black

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How Long Gone #549 : @themjeans and I chat about Brooklyn brownstone flooding, the thirstiest thing a man can do is read, the spherification of Las Vegas, the problem with wine, Naomi Fry's new podcast, and why we can't quit the group chat —

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@themjeans

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⁦ @KillMikeyMDC ⁩

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Abolish The Pol----

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yes, yes i am

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Chris Black

@donetodeath

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How Long Gone #547 : @themjeans and I chat with @delwatergap about staying with Grandma uptown, underage drinking, his backup career choice, fanning out over the guy from Zabar's, Zakk Wylde, James Blake's curry recipe, and he offers us a 360 record deal —

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@themjeans

4 years

someone ordered this at @LangersDeli yesterday and its been haunting me since, 7-8 thick slices of cheddar on rye and nothing more

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@themjeans

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I’ll click on anything captioned “buddy thought he was slick”

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snail mail looking great here in vintage @agnesbofficiel one of my favorite episodes ever

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@donetodeath

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How Long Gone #263 : @themjeans and I chat with @snailmail about getting treated like a big dog in Hollywood, going bleak mode, fashion, getting existential off the gummies, how she met her girlfriend, açaí delivery, and who her musical mentors are —

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@themjeans

3 years

God gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers

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what path have i taken in life that i'm spending a sunday night in boston (?) with @donetodeath and @themjeans

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@themjeans

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Chris Black

@donetodeath

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How Long Gone 76: @themjeans and I discuss birthdays, Drake's new video, Scooter Braun, 88 Rising, 6ix9ine, Diplo, No Ceilings, we dissect a Neptunes beat, piercings, Trump boats, and some twitter questions get answered —

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Chris Black

@donetodeath

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How Long Gone #474 : @themjeans and I chat with @Blondshe11 about vocal practice, LA neighbors, insomnia treatments, why we find assholes so attractive, socializing while sober, The 27 Club, the different ways a man can wear a cap, and Nordstrom Rack —

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@themjeans

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i got so stoned today that i forgave imagine dragons

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