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Rachel

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10 months

Telling people Lyme disease left me wheelchair-bound when I’m actually just recovering from leg lengthening surgery

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Rachel

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1 year

Saw a guy shazam My Sharona at the grocery store

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10 months

Does anyone know what this means

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1 year

When I was 15 I got sent home from my job at Target because I wrote “VICTIM” on my name tag after being reprimanded for taking too many cig breaks…

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2 years

Arthur Russell didnt die. He just moved to Minnesota

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5 months

Harmony Korine Boiler Room DJ Set At Miami Art Basel.. None of those Words are in the Bible

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1 year

is trump on ozempic…?

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1 year

Downing 5 signature M3gan cocktails at the movie theater and smashing a metal pipe over my head

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2 years

gnashing on an adderall xr to pull me out of a Buffalo Wild Wings coma & scrolling thru the adhd dietitian instagram

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2 years

2 lunch martini at the bloomingdales bar after a vaginal ultrasound. Living.

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3 years

I Have Cystic Acne But I Am Still Well Liked In My Community #AcnePositivityDay

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Rachel

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1 year

I was also rejected by Build A Bear a few days prior after going thru a humiliating group interview process where we had to make up a story about a bear on the spot

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1 year

Unearthed a memory of when I applied to work at the local Chuck E. Cheese, which was in a strip mall attached to a pentecostal church, and they said I wasn’t qualified enough to work there…

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Rachel

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1 year

my fave thing to do from ages 17-23 was take an ambien at 11am and walk around aimlessly… now my fave thing to do is take a gas station dick pill and think about how to outsmart a genie. people change!

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2 years

all my perfumes smell like committing arson at your grandmas wake, smoking inside a daycare, gloves an evil dentist would wear, and cum rag from the gym floor

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1 year

@JoeHolder_ Elder millennial/gen x cusp

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2 years

The best dancehall vocals either sound like Cookie Monster pastor or a gaming PC that learned how to cry

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2 years

legally, a cop has to let you hold his gun if it’s your birthday. its the law.

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1 year

was smoking Marlboro smooths back then 🤢

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5 months

sir, a second death has been attributed to Panera bread Charged Lemonade

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Panera Bread’s highly caffeinated “Charged Lemonade” is now blamed for a second death, according to a new lawsuit.

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Rachel

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4 years

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20 days

My uncle follows Chloe Cherry on instagram

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Rachel

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1 year

Just heard a guy say “we live in Manhattan but we’re doing a little staycay in Williamsburg”

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Rachel

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1 year

required viewing… brilliant trees sessions with ryuichi sakamoto, david sylvian, jon hassell, holger czukay, and mark isham 🥀

brilliant trees sessions . Berlin . 1983

Brilliant Trees sessions . Berlin . 1983 . raw camera footage This raw footage shot on, what’s now seen as a primitive camera but which was a top of the line…

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1 year

Perfect Specimen

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5 years

The lady I dogsit for texts me in first person as the dog

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Rachel

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7 months

My hat weighs 5 pounds btw

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7 months

Is it dangerous to wear a hat that weighs 5 pounds

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1 year

when the homeless guy who catcalled me every morning on my way to work yelled “damn girl you look like you’ve given UP!”

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What’s an insult you’ll never forget?

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Rachel

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2 years

the perverted mind of the property owner knows no bounds

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Rachel

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1 year

@ByYourLogic when i was 12 i catfished on there as "becky" with a pic of a hot topic model (i used MS paint to put one models head on a different models body)... but when things got too real i made a new account and told my internet bfs that becky was killed by a drunk driver

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Is that necessary…

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Rachel

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4 years

gatorade is the most beautiful word in the english language

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Rachel

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2 years

There should be a plastic surgery procedure for a permanent manicure… Dr. Miami CALL ME!!

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Rachel

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4 years

dont know what new york times is. i am just a gator with a watermelon

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Rachel

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11 months

same proportions. and that’s ok.

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Rachel

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4 years

im hearing that the age of consent has been raised to 30

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1 year

remember when my 2nd generation immigrant self diagnosed Aspergers non-binary she/they rescue pit mommy shroom therapy bald ass upstairs neighbor was threatening my life for 3 months straight.…? she’s moving out 😄

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9 months

Passport approved 1 hour after bikini pic to politicians/3 days before flight. Desperation can move mountains

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Rachel

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1 year

finally time to go on the computer for Me and not for Them

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9 months

It’s so sad that weed legalization deprives a whole generation of zoomers from having to watch your dealer get his ball python high

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Rachel

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4 years

thank you

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Rachel

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3 months

Had a sex dream about Osama Bin Laden last night. everyone kept saying “he comes from an amazing family”

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Rachel

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4 months

I’m going to be the first 32 year old breakout star

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Rachel

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2 years

This is where I think all my thoughts

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Rachel

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2 years

i have to finish 2666 this week because lugging it around on my commute is affecting my gait

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Rachel

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2 years

going on Florida birthright (drunk on a ladder)

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Rachel

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3 years

probably the best ive ever felt was when a lady called the radio station where i worked to say she was gonna call the police because the dancehall i played was too satanic

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Rachel

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1 year

@Nerdspringbreak manager STEVE was a total fascist

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Rachel

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4 years

cool! public bathrooms u need an app to access!! san francisco rocks i love innovation

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1 year

had a flashback to summer 2021 when i said that Duran Duran wrote one of the best ever white reggae songs and an mfa student got so mad I thought she was gonna throw me out the window

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1 year

i met someone last night who was really impressed that I didn’t graduate from college

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Rachel

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4 years

yea i got ptsd.... Pretty Tired of Stupid Democrats!!!!!!!!

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4 years

A Joe Biden op-ed: "I’m proposing an additional $300 million to reinvigorate community policing in our country. Every single police department should have the money they need to institute real reforms"

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Rachel

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2 years

apartment hunting is all about debasing yourself as much as possible until youre a disgusting little worm groveling at the feet of someone named "paul gut" for the opportunity to live in a windowless room

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1 year

when I worked as an office assistant I ordered $2500 worth of stationery embossed with the wrong company name and my boss got so mad he threw a stapler at me

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Rachel

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1 year

literally no worse feeling than being held hostage by someone doing a zizek impression

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Rachel

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6 months

when I lived in north Florida, my tiktok algorithm was all schizophrenics doing stuff like stirring a huge pot full of socks and tin foil…but my nyc algorithm is just women talking to themselves

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1 year

saw a trashed Hasidic guy with an incredible orson welles swagger spit into a child’s face

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Rachel

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2 years

my landlord is wearing a ralph lauren paisley button down and womens bootcut jeans. hes also chopping down a tree directly onto my fire escape.

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Rachel

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1 year

my grandpa had 4 fingers on his left hand because of a childhood factory injury and i remember thinking it was so cool he had a job when he was 9 lol

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Rachel

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9 months

Can someone from the government please help me with my passport issue @POTUS @NYCMayor

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Rachel

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4 years

lost my health insurance today, which i had thru the ACA, on coronavirus eve. the ACA sucks, medicare for all now

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Rachel

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1 year

Unearthed a memory of when I applied to work at the local Chuck E. Cheese, which was in a strip mall attached to a pentecostal church, and they said I wasn’t qualified enough to work there…

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1 year

Just got run off the sidewalk by a group of 8 people wearing athleisure and singing the Friends theme song. Also unrelatedly I’d like to announce I’m moving back to rural north Florida.

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Rachel

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2 years

French woman in moncler puffer (73 degree weather) ordering 2 pickles (1 whole 1 sliced) and paying with card ($1.84)

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Rachel

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2 years

a lot of depop girls just look like pirates of the caribbean extras...

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Rachel

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2 years

I’m literally addicted to reimagining femininity

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2 years

they should do a remake of the 3 stooges with hot chicks... wanna see a woman with huuuuge cans stepping on a rake

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Rachel

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2 years

Me when my ex boyfriend tells me hes dating a 23 year old lesbian after I confide in him that Im going to church to speak for my best friends daughter funeral

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7 months

Older women and gay guys are obsessed with telling me I’m “beautiful in an unusual way”

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Rachel

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8 months

Had the horrifying experience of showing someone an item I bought and he thought I was giving it to him as a gift…and he took it. because I didn’t stop him.

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Rachel

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4 years

voting is a pure expression of my inner being. when i check the box, i say "yep. thats me."

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Rachel

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11 months

The most American thing ever is finding an aborted fetus in your hotel room closet and having the manager offer you 30,000 Hilton Honors points instead of a refund

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Rachel

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5 years

Pynchon knew....

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Rachel

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1 year

I know sooo much because I worked at a failing space themed tiki bar for 3 years

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Rachel

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1 year

hang a left at the metaverse and meet me on the corner of Bitcoin and etherium, we’re paying $6 for iced black coffee

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8 months

This baby looks awesome

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1 year

purchase history on the realreal is making me seem fatherless…

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1 year

googling things like “how to outsmart a genie” “djinn vs genie” “can a genie be good” on the work computer

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Rachel

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2 years

is it ice burn or is it blush

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2 years

wearing a bikini & holding a bag of frozen duck liver under my eyes to depuff before i take headshots....

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3 years

things i saw at the fair

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Rachel

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11 months

Does anyone know what the sky looks like in New York right now

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Woman in a dating advice group posted that she wants to dump her boyfriend because she dropped her glove behind a radiator and he asked another man for help

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10 months

Thats amazing

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Rachel

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2 years

just learned about something called himpathy which is when you feel empathy towards a guy. And it’s bad.

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1 year

I cant come to your barbecue I’m busy writing an alcohol trip report for erowid

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1 year

one of the bravest things about me is i work in the artworld even though i have adult acne

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1 year

recalcifying my pineal gland

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1 year

I don’t need to be on birth control because I usually have two macbooks resting on my uterus

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1 year

0 days without an unfortunate anasthesia event

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1 year

@VinceEckert the upstate -> north florida connection is strong

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11 months

thinking about a performance (?) I saw in North Florida where a chick in lingerie printed out racist Reddit comments about Andrew Gillum and glued them to her body

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1 year

My bald ass neighbor as she’s banging on my bedroom walls while I’msleeping

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3 years

smashed a bottle of wine at @Publix and they made me lap it up off the floor like a dog

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10 months

Being a Woman is all about calling out of work for 2 days and then showing up with a new haircut and manicure

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Rachel

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1 year

I deeply connect to Arthur Russell because we both know what it’s like to have Adult Acne…

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Rachel

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11 months

What does it mean if you forget something but then when you drink one Coors light you remember it. And it happens a lot

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21 days

Talked to someone who had never heard of Bob Dylan. didn't ring a bell at all

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Rachel

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4 years

bernie sanders told me if i want to make it in hollywood i need to dye my hair get botox and lose 15 pounds otherwise i should just go back to the cafe risque in micanopy florida where i came from

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Rachel

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2 years

I’m making an app called “am I gonna be cold tonight” where u input your bmi and the fabric composition of ur outfit. it’s also a dating app.

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Rachel

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2 years

accidentally did gender science at the bar last nite by insisting the guy from modest mouse invented bpd for men

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