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Christ 🙏 Fam 🙏 Dogs 🙏 Financial Services 25+ years. NQ trader /ZC🌽dabbler. Quantrepreneur. World Renowned Empath. Serotonin Donor. Bad Financial Advice 🙏

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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
3 years
You want to increase your profits? Limit your losses. You want to limit your losses? Limit your trades. You want to limit your trades? Limit your set ups. Addition by Subtraction.
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
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$SPX / $SPY 💯% confirmed Squirrel pattern. 🐿️🐿️🐿️🐿️🐿️🐿️🐿️🥜🌰🥜🌰🥜🌰
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
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My family: You spend a lot of time studying the stock market, you must be making a lot of money. Me:
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
2 years
There is no need to try & bottom tick an entry / catch a falling knife. V bottoms are extremely rare. You are virtually always better off waiting for a higher high / higher low for your entry. $QQQ #NQ_F $SPY
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
2 years
At 16 years 5 months old we had to take this girl for her final car ride today. She will be missed tremendously.
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
3 years
2 years ago today I literally had a heart attack in the middle of a SPY trade. Glad to still be here among so many good people. Don't take a single day for granted!
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
3 years
RIP Mari. We will miss you ever day.
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
2 years
1/4 General rules: Market moves from Balance > Trend > Balance. When in balance fade the edges. When it breaks out of balance go with the trend on the retest of the balance once retest confirmed. (this can be difficult & its best to use orderflow for confirmation.
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
6 months
@EnronChairman What's your record for bookmarks?
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
1 year
Wife going in for surgery tomorrow. I will be less active here for a bit but I will try to respond to any DM's. All thoughts & prayers welcome & appreciated. 🙏💙
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
3 years
👀 $AMZN $AAPL
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
2 years
@MattAgorist Hello apples, hi oranges, whose comparing us today?
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
6 months
@TikTokInvestors I set up "the graphs" This dude may well have never taken a live trade in his life.
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
1 year
@TikTokInvestors Lmao. Imagine if you started with $60 😂
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
3 years
Wow. Had a great day today! Some would say it's fake...
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
4 years
I can teach you charts I can teach you set ups I can teach you risk management I can teach you entries & exits I CAN'T teach you how to avoid that one day a week or month where you give all or most of it back. Sorry, you're going to have to figure that out on your own #discipline
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
3 years
Me waiting for MM's to bring price back down to my buy point
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
5 years
@scrowder @BenAltitude What if they were coming from Russia into Alaska and raising the Russian flag. Asking for a Hispanic friend who came here legally.
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
3 years
This market will continue to go up until I capitulate. I have cash on the sidelines & once "Retail Jim" gets that fomo time to go all in long feeling, and only then, will we see the top. I will let you know as soon as I get that tingle. $SPY $QQQ
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
2 years
IMO The 2 most important traits one can have in their trading journey are as follows: #1 The self awareness to know when you are about to do something stupid. #2 Your self-discipline to be able to do nothing is > than your impulse to do something that you know is stupid.
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
3 years
Many people ask me about my set up. This is it. I just use the DOM & Time & Sales.
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
4 years
Hey everyone. A new little Scalpert came into the world this morning. My son & his wife had a baby this morning. Welcome Cora Marie Scalpert. I will have limited screen time today & probably over the next couple days. 🙏🥳🎉🐤👶🍼
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
2 years
The more you cut your winners short, the more times you have to be right to be profitable. $SPX $SPY $QQQ
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
3 years
Odd fact. When price & volume start to surge, my computer fan cranks up & I can audibly hear the change in action coming from my laptop. I have not used this as an indicator but am considering it. Anyone else?
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
3 years
My kids know their father. 😂
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
2 years
I was tonight years old when I learned there are over 1000 nuclear physicist on twitter. #RBMK
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
2 years
My boy was left tied to a tree 2 years ago... Can a dog be your soul mate? 😂
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
3 years
Me: You know if you get 10,000 follows you can monetize your twitter. Wife: Why don't you just focus on monetizing your trading.
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
3 years
Nothing says F*K cancer like Mr. Yen eating a Hot Pocket. #Ledge 🙏
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
5 months
It's my parents anniversary & I just found this old photo of them.
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
2 years
Mark Douglas explains this far better than I can... but you have to take this trade 100% of the time (assuming you are using a similar AMT / balance rules strategy)
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
1 year
I now have enough money to quit my job and live comfortably for the rest of my life, or till March. Which ever comes first.
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
2 years
Tree just fell on my house. Wife: That's it were having every tree around the house cut down. Me: Do you know how many NQ Points that's going to cost???
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
2 years
$QQQ
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
10 months
If you're down big on $MNQ just switch to $NQ. You can get it back much quicker that way. #nq #NQ_F
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
2 years
My first set up when I started trading $SPY $SPX $QQQ $MSFT
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
3 years
Many people ask me: "Jim, what futures market should I trade" here is a guide: ES: Noobs & wives + pros that take their money NQ: Degenerates Commodities: "Urban Cowboys" Bonds: Sophisticated douche bags Forex: Don't ask. I hate these people
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
1 year
Mrs. Scalpert goes in for out patient procedure tomorrow. 🙏♥️
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
27 days
I trade #NQ_F Do you really think I'm going to wear eye protection during the eclipse?
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
2 years
Woke up at 4:00 am to my dog panting & shaking. At 6:00 am she climbed on my chest and laid down for about 15 minutes, got off me & had diarrhea right by my pillow. at 7:00 on the way to the vet she threw up in my car. Then I lost $1400 on NQ & paid $500 for her vet bill 😳
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
3 years
Says follows trends... Still wears fanny pack
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
3 years
My cardiologist: OK what did you eat for dinner last night? Me: Lean pork and some potatoes. Him: What kind of potatoes? Me: Sliced Him: How were they cooked Me: Um in an oil base Him: "French fries Jim? And was the lean pork a hot dog"
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
10 months
When you blow up your APEX account.
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
2 years
If you do anything this weekend, memorize these 2 tweets. It takes a different mindset to execute. You have to want to change your behavior to be successful in the long run. Thanks @ES_F_Leo & @MacroTactical for putting some gems out there for everyone. 🙏
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
7 months
My wife left me. She said I was too obsessed with gambling. Now all I can think about is how to win her back.
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
2 years
You ever accidentally hit the Sell button when you meant to hit the buy button & before you realize it your profit target was hit? Consider fading yourself more often 😂
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
3 years
Tomorrow is going to be a 6 figure trading day for me. . ⓘ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
2 years
When you're in full clip and it's 2 ticks from your stop
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
5 months
I have one very simple rule. Don't short a boring market that is at the top of daily balance during the power hour while in a Santa Rally. 🤭
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
4 months
I have top ticked a few trades in my time but I can tell you my best trades have never ever been top or bottom tics & my win rate on those is sub avg. My guess is that goes for the vast majority of traders also. So statistically, why would you even try? Ego... that's it.
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
2 months
4 simple rules for trading that will save you a ton of money 1. Don't fade bullish price action 2. Don't fade bearish price action 3. Don't short in the hole 4. Don't long the initial breakout.
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
3 years
Less than 3 months ago this puppy in terrible condition wandered up to my sons house & collapsed on his porch. Unable to find owners he took him to the vet & got his shots & took care of him. Another successful rescue for the Scalperts. Apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
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@MapleStax Fixed it
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
3 years
@peta Don’t have to imagine. I am stuffed!
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Jim Scalpert
3 years
Me: Honey, you want me to post “🚫DM’s” in my Bio to keep ladies from sliding in? Wife: Or... you could just post a picture of yourself. That should work. 😳
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
3 years
Ok everybody talking about the Sweet Baby Rays BBQ sauce but nobody's gonna point out the DNA Dildo Zuck has on the shelf?
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
1 year
Wife: Sink is full of dishes. Me: I got it
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
2 years
At some point during the day, you have to look at your P&L and say, "I'm not giving this bag back", and quit trading for the day. Switch to Sim if you have to but don't give your gains back!
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
2 years
The fact that on some days this market is very predictable, and yet I can't fully capitalize on it is one of the greatest mysteries of trading. 🥲
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
2 years
$SPY $QQQ
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
3 years
Nothing I like more than market symmetry & patterns repeating. Don't count on it, but be prepared for it... $SPY $SPX $QQQ
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
3 years
Fun Fact - Trump: Market closed below his inauguration day closing price 2 times in 4 years - Biden: Today was the 9th day closing below Biden's inauguration day closing price. - It's probably nothing.
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
2 years
Daughter just asked me why the measuring tape is on my nightstand. No amount of honest explanation can overcome how awkward she is making this. 😳
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
2 years
Prayer is not intended to change God's mind. Prayer is intended to change you!
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
2 years
I would like to take a week off trading but I'm afraid the market won't be here when I get back. 😬
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
6 years
This is what our class looks like with Grimes & Jefferson factored in. RT so everyone knows! #Gators 🐊🐊🐊
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
2 years
Merry Christmas from us to you!
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
2 years
Looking for a edge? Don't trade. That's your edge.
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
3 years
Picked up this book to read over the weekend. #study
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
3 years
Bulls next week... Jerome with the Flag... $SPY $QQQ
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
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I’m old enough to remember when a Trump tweet could move the market more than any Fed speak
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
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Pretty much my whole world
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
2 years
Just wanted to get my Christmas card out early for my #fintwit Fam. 🙏
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
2 years
"Taco Bell is the only place where you can still get gas for $1.39"
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
1 year
@EnronChairman Kenny please stop posting data from the 90’s
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
2 years
@Bobthewelding1 Fix that please
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
2 years
Good morning to everyone but this guy who is so soft That when I told him “respectfully” his chart didn’t depict a bear flag he blocked me 😂
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
3 years
If there is 1 bible verse that encapsulates the parallel between the Christian life & TRADING. it is Romans 7:15 "For I do not understand my own actions. For I do not do what I want, but I do the very thing I hate."
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
2 years
Today is the beginning of Lent. It commences 40 days of prayer and fasting, or other sacrifice as the faith has it. For Lent I am officially giving up trading losses. 🙏
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
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This was from his 1st Birthday. Today by the grace of God he turned 15. Thank you all for the prayers and well wishes! 💙🙏
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Jim Scalpert
2 months
One of my dogs is really sick. 😢🙏
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
1 year
Me: I have a hard rule. No trades in opening 5 minutes Also me:
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
1 year
Me: You get maybe 3-4 set ups a day... Also me:
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
3 months
ME: I think I'll take my first bond trade today. Labs: "Who is this dickfuck?" 😭
@mlabs0967
Mlabs0967
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Who is this dickfuck? #UB_F
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
2 years
Wife always opens microwave door with 1 second left on timer & never shuts door. Denies having OCD...
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
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@TikTokInvestors Same energy...
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
1 year
People on twitter showing pics of "long lines at banks as people try to get their money out." Turns out it's just every day lines at food banks.
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
6 months
Wife got word from the Dr. today that her cholesterol is through the roof. Dr said to modify diet & to get 90 minutes cardio in per week. I told her we can split that up into 30 sessions 3 minutes each.
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
1 year
Got a really good deal on a sweet Lambo today.
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
3 years
Sold half my $FCX calls this morning and bought this vintage one owner Lambo! What a great start to the weekend!!!
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
4 months
Merry Christmas 🎄🎁 Fin-X. Love you all!!! 💙🙏
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
2 years
Successful trading requires 2 key elements. A strategy, and discipline. If I had to do WITHOUT one of them, it would be a strategy.
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
4 years
@cooprXX You have to call them up and ask if you can transfer funds from your Demo account to your live account: Look If you had One shot Or one opportunity To move everything from your Demo to your Live account Would you capture it Or just let it slip?
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
3 years
Rarely eat red meat but it’s Ribeyes tonight. Hope everyone had a great day!
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
2 years
For me, Globex is basically a place where I go to make donations to who ever can take my money the quickest. I will resists the temptation to trade tonight so that I will not start off in the hole tomorrow morning. 🤭
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
3 years
Roses are red Violets are blue If this ain’t the top Then more bears are screwed
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@JimScalpert
Jim Scalpert
5 years
#13 lead Florida to wins over the #1 & #2 ranked defenses in the country... Thank about that...
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