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@ethanshumjr

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@ethanshumjr
ethan
1 month
this is like watching the mona lisa be painted
@PopCulture2000s
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behind the scenes of ‘white chicks’ (2004)
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3 months
i’m screaming, a fake gypsy rose AND a fake natalie nunn were beefing, the internet is truly the wild west
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2 months
i’m not joking when i say this has potential to be the worst song unleashed on the public of all time
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
2 months
Camila Cabello stuns in new video set to upcoming single, “I Luv It.”
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@ethanshumjr
ethan
10 months
this is actually kinda sad, jokes aside. married for 5 years, dating for 11 and just had a baby together and now you lost your husband AND his infidelity with one of the biggest pop stars in the world is all over the headlines. ponytail and spongebob going to hell i fear :/
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
10 months
Ethan Slater’s wife was “completely blindsided” by his relationship with Ariana Grande, according to Page Six. A source tells the publication that the pair suddenly broke up “when nothing appeared wrong between them.” 🔗:
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@ethanshumjr
ethan
4 months
this is the closest thing america has to a kate and william
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
4 months
Gypsy Rose Blanchard reveals she was asked out over "250" times via letters while she was in prison.
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@ethanshumjr
ethan
1 month
Ozempic is impressive and all but i’m not a fan of how it works which is basically just an appetite suppressant so it’s easier to eat less. i don’t wanna eat less, i want a pill that somehow absorbs the calories from the large pizza i just ate and gives them back to God!
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@ethanshumjr
ethan
28 days
i say this a lot but it’s crazy how some humans can have such smart engineering minds to come up with this shit to make skyscrapers withstand earthquakes while some humans think the earth is flat and that vaccines cause autism just based off vibes
@TrungTPhan
Trung Phan
29 days
A 7.5 earthquake hit Taiwan yesterday and footage shows the Taipei 101 skyscraper shaking. The 1,670ft building famously has a 703 ton steel ball hanging between the 88th and 92nd floors, which acts as a “dampener system” to reduce building sway by 30-40% during earthquakes…
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@ethanshumjr
ethan
2 months
she led to a new rule where you’re no longer allowed to hire a hitman to attack your opponent with a police baton
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@PowellAnalytics
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3 months
Name an athlete whose impact led to a change in their sport’s rules.
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@ethanshumjr
ethan
27 days
sometimes (rarely) a gay guy makes me proud (and apparently she got fired and had multiple other citations before that)
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@ethanshumjr
ethan
4 months
i know everyone’s been like “leave her alone! let her live a normal life, don’t freak her out!” but why do i feel like little sis kinda wants to be a star 😭😭
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
4 months
Gypsy Rose Blanchard shares new photo after being released from prison: “First selfie of freedom!”
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@ethanshumjr
ethan
5 months
obsessed with her saying “it’s one of the only ways i can get my husband to eat tater-tots” as if tater-tots are an essential food group like fruits and vegetables while also implying there are in fact a couple other tricks up her sleeve to trick him into tater-tots 😭😭
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@ethanshumjr
ethan
1 month
i’m kinda obsessed with how he’s terrible at everything, even the most simple things, that he tries.
@FilmUpdates
Film Updates
1 month
Nicola Peltz Beckham reveals she cut her husband Brooklyn Beckham’s cameo in her film ‘LOLA’ because he wouldn’t stop staring into the camera. “He had one line, 'Hi,' but he kept saying it in a British accent and he was staring directly into the camera. I was like, 'Oh God, we…
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@ethanshumjr
ethan
4 months
you’re forgetting someone..
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@beckyvenus
BECKY Y YA
4 months
he was the best of alllllll the men!!!! STEVE INCLUDED!!!!!
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@ethanshumjr
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27 days
@champagneflopi “look at you, you’re furious” really gagged her 😭
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@ethanshumjr
ethan
1 year
when i’m in an ally contest and my opponent is josh hutcherson
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@ethanshumjr
ethan
22 days
this is a potential mother…
@untypoed
we deserve more. ☭
22 days
Y'all look at this bot's profile picture
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@ethanshumjr
ethan
4 months
this the type of face you put on the lifeboat before the women and children
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@ethanshumjr
ethan
4 months
noah kahan songs be like “sorry i’m manipulative and have multiple substance abuse problems but in my defense, vermont is cold and boring”
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@ethanshumjr
ethan
3 months
@juryhouse the fake accounts are probably ran by the same person wanting them to collab omfg
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@ethanshumjr
ethan
2 months
anne hathaway the first day on set with nicholas gallitzine
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@ethanshumjr
ethan
1 year
me trying to figure out how to use a machine at the gym cuz i’m too afraid to ask anyone for help
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@ethanshumjr
ethan
6 years
lil xan when noah cyrus sent him a photoshopped charlie puth nude
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@ethanshumjr
ethan
4 months
and now dasha is a reactionary alt-right edgelord loser and the blonde girl is a left-wing lesbian 😭😭
@goodboygremlin
happy little gremlin
4 months
still so satisfying after all these years
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@ethanshumjr
ethan
2 months
smoke break while running, god he’s perfect
@paulmescalfiles
best of paul mescal
2 months
Sport style Paul Mescal in New York City.
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2 months
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@NikkiHaley
Nikki Haley
2 months
12 fellas down. 1 to go.
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@ethanshumjr
ethan
2 months
a bisexual irish man being slutty, what’s new 🙄
@smalltaiknh
maggie
2 months
he was out of control during slow hands there was no stopping him
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@ethanshumjr
ethan
5 years
theatre nerd daughter or gamestop booty son?
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@ethanshumjr
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1 month
also obsessed with her calling it “a british accent” like he’s british and you married him that’s just his voice sister… 😭😭
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@ethanshumjr
ethan
6 years
@ClayTravisJewBe @theBaylorJ @rhbrandon @CynthiaNixon @chrislhayes she didn't mention being a lesbian at all she talked about how drug laws have unfairly affected non white people can u...hear?
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@ethanshumjr
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3 months
@Shankballs
Shank
3 months
What’s the one tennis point that always makes you laugh?
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@ethanshumjr
ethan
2 months
this is the funniest person of all time to dedicate a song to on your debut album i’m crying something about this whole project from the album cover to the lyrics, vocals, music video feels so avant-garde like this is something we’ll be dissecting for years before we fully get it
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@AnneLuvTheReUp
Anne 🎀🦚
2 months
Mary Whiton Calkins…
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@ethanshumjr
ethan
4 years
jennifer when she heard they were looting at target
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@ethanshumjr
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1 year
how sydney sweeney and glen powell tryna be this summer
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@ethanshumjr
ethan
5 months
kamala walking past the senate hearing room
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@ethanshumjr
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5 months
selling sunset baby showers
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@ethanshumjr
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4 months
@_uncle_gworl i’m still so mad they had her leave him at the end of the first movie there was no need for that
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@ethanshumjr
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1 year
i love you adele but this caused riots in the streets like..
@iconiksongs
songs that changed history
1 year
what’s a cover that completely outsold the original song?
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@ethanshumjr
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7 years
beyonces unborn twins have performed at the grammys more times than selena gomez
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@ethanshumjr
ethan
3 years
santana was just nasty for this, gaga never recovered
@manizegos
melv
3 years
getting your song completely outdone by glee must’ve been such a terrible wake up call as an artist
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@ethanshumjr
ethan
6 months
the public YEARNS for josh hutcherson maybe casting directors will finally take notice…
@FilmUpdates
Film Updates
6 months
‘FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S’ is set to debut with $130M in its opening weekend worldwide. The film had a production budget of $20M.
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@ethanshumjr
ethan
5 years
plus i met someone else, we havin' better discussions
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@ethanshumjr
ethan
3 months
they passing around barry like a blunt in hollywood omg
@mescalist
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3 months
first date at the whitehouse okaayyyy
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@ethanshumjr
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3 years
tiffany avoiding the block every week #bb23
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@ethanshumjr
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2 months
shirtless and playing tennis oh this post was for me specifically
@LermanUpdate
Logan Lerman Updates
2 months
Logan Lerman via his instagram.
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@ethanshumjr
ethan
6 years
kaitlyn's apology to her alliance for betraying them all #bb20
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6 years
dua lipa, bts and little mix breaking into the US market
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@ethanshumjr
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2 years
@W7FJXR63 you’re actually the weird one btw. he didn’t send anything gross or explicit he just said “hey” and sent a face pic and for whatever reason you thought sharing would be funny when you know his profile says he’s DL…
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@ethanshumjr
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5 months
@ConfoundingCody it’s just her whole tiktok schtick to be aggressive and annoyed sounding and she says phrases like “it’s fine” all the time etc 😭
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ethan
4 months
@parvshallows ya i just think she should do what she wants, she said she matured in prison from having a routine and socializing. her husband and dad can financially support her if she wants a quiet life but from her ig and promoting her new book it seems like she’s embracing the fame for now
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@ethanshumjr
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6 years
bayleigh stealing angela's hoh this week with her power app #bb20
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5 years
nick all week in tommy's hoh room trying not to get nominated
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@ethanshumjr
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3 years
tiffany all week after using all her energy to try to get her out for a month now:
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10 months
he’s so me ugh i love forcing useless information on people that they couldn’t care less about
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@ethanshumjr
ethan
1 year
they thought we’d have flying cars by now but we’ve got something so much better..
@fiImgal
bethany
1 year
this is art
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1 year
amy klobuchar texting pete buttigieg during the 2020 primaries
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@ethanshumjr
ethan
6 years
if you play “gimme more” at exactly 11:59:59 on december 31st, britney spears will declare her iconic "it's britney, bitch" line right as the clock strikes midnight. enter 2018 the right way.
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@ethanshumjr
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4 years
i can’t believe we’re getting elite season 3 only 6 months after season 2
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5 months
@offbeatorbit the scene with his son on the roof where it felt like his son was raising HIM tore me up 😭
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2 months
she single-handedly running that place like the marines. what an absolute diva, love her!
@Rainmaker1973
Massimo
2 months
White blood cell wandering between red blood cells and checking for harmful organisms
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@ethanshumjr
ethan
6 years
stan twitter and gay twitter when shawn mendes says "girl" or "she" in his songs
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3 years
this type of activism >>>
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2 months
boeing putting together their planes
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@ethanshumjr
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3 years
meghan markle singlehandedly causing a spike in the unemployment rate cuz she said racism exists in the uk, who’s next?
@THR
The Hollywood Reporter
3 years
Sharon Osbourne Is Out at ‘The Talk’
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6 months
the girls giggling and kicking their feet after every word he says, i don’t ever wanna hear about how thirsty the gays are, we ALL should be put down
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4 months
she’s not new to this she’s true to this millennial 2014 humor and she’s the only one who can pull it off
@cfree94
chase.
4 months
we don’t deserve jennifer lawrence
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3 years
me with zac efron today
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7 years
ed sheeran: beyonce adele and taylor aren't releasing this year get ready for all ed all the time in 2017 like it or not ! drake:
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@ethanshumjr
ethan
2 months
them next
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@FilmUpdates
Film Updates
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Sabrina Brier has joined the cast of ‘ABBOTT ELEMENTARY’ season 3.
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ethan
1 month
just for clarification cuz people are annoying: 1. i’m not taking ozempic and i know it’s for diabetics 😭 2. i know the way it works is more complicated than “appetite suppressant.” i was just making a dumb tweet about wanting a magic pill going off this from googling it!
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4 years
jeffree star vs mason disick
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ethan
1 month
she remembered who she was and the game changed
@yolandafister
yolanda fister
1 month
this being the most beautiful video i’ve ever seen
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4 months
i’m still surprised jonathan bennett didn’t do it, i know he wasn’t busy
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
4 months
Rachel McAdams reveals to @Variety why she didn’t participate in ‘Mean Girls’ Walmart commercial: “I don’t know; I guess I wasn’t that excited about doing a commercial if I’m being totally honest. A movie sounded awesome, but I’ve never done commercials, and it just didn’t feel…
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@UXHenry david beckham and victoria beckham’s son
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3 months
britney is in celine’s vocal trinity btw
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4 months
ugh loved those slutty 90s tank tops they had the boys in al the time
@PowerRangersDay
Power Rangers Gifs & Clips
4 months
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers #PowerRangers
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4 months
would like to add “except way better” or “except actually good” to this tweet, didn’t know it was gonna go viral and didn’t think about the wording long enough now plz stop yelling at me gypsy army!
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1 year
me to daenerys targaryen after watching her barbecue 500k innocent civilians just cuz she was in a bad mood
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5 years
p!nk when she sees a ceiling
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16 days
pretty sure noah heck is just kinda paul mescally in that he likes hanging out with gay men more than straight men possibly cuz he’s not as sociopathic as his straight peers
@7thcunt
𝕤𝕖𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕪 𝕒𝕣𝕚𝕒𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕣 💅🏻
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NOAH BECK HAS A BF???
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7 years
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2 years
jasmine during that hoh after being on death’s door all week #bb24
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ethan
3 years
white people can’t even grieve without being racist like she just said that so casually????
@ladrillo_visto
Hose 🌷
3 years
Ah ok
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6 years
jaden smith just unfollowed kanye lmao i knew my man will raised him right ugh
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3 years
christian when he shows up on the challenge and every night is full of loud drunken bar fights and sexcapades instead of family mafia night and hair-braiding #bb23
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8 years
oh my...god #bb18
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1 year
me reentering the party after ending 3 friendships and puking and crying in the bathroom for the last 2 hours
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3 years
christian was built to be a house husband
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ethan
1 year
@JUNlPER i also looked this guy up he’s not even THAT old it says he was in undergrad till ‘95 so he’s like… 49 or something probably
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10 months
i just know they would have the craziest beef
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4 months
btw i eat it up every time so this isn’t a criticism!
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4 years
dani: “literally i won’t rest till every minority is out of this house” dom on twitter: “oh y’all mad? cuz my girl is sassy? get used to it! 💁‍♀️ “
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3 years
jamie’s days are numbered now
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3 years
great strategic move on nadals part to not have a son until years after djokovic did so that HIS son can be the younger one vulturing slams after novaks son is post-prime
@MallorcaChamps
Mallorca Championships
3 years
Like father, like son 😍 Stefan & @DjokerNole | #ATPMallorca
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ethan
25 days
Good to see this genre of white woman hasn’t gone extinct. You may not like them and find them annoying, but like bees and wasps pollinating, their derping is still vital to the societal ecosystem.
@sportingnews
The Sporting News
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Why was Kelsey Plum eating her popcorn like that 😂 @Kelseyplum10
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@ethanshumjr
ethan
3 years
bieber so used to apologizing he just saw a justin getting dragged and assumed he had done some shit 😭
@enowlatino
E! NOW LATINO
3 years
Justin Bieber se disculpa con Britney Spears y Janet Jackson por su “ignorancia”
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3 years
i know ariana was doing this to frankie all the time growing up
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6 years
i rly checked spotify for beyonce's new album when she still ain't even put lemonade on there yet
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4 years
recent discourse on the tl, felt the urge to dig this back up...don’t ask how i found it so quickly
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ethan
5 years
rich straight white woman who inherited tons of wealth from her mom and got a job on tv from her dad ya u don't have 99 problems
@MeghanMcCain
Meghan McCain
5 years
I’ve got 99 problems but incredible hair and makeup team ain’t one. Thank you to the amazing team who work miracles every morning on me @TheView 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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