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3 years
a lot to unpack here
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i don’t want to jinx it by telling the world but i can’t keep this secret any longer. ive had a starbucks gift card with $12.51 on it for 3 years now. i use it and the balance does not change. i wonder if starbucks will ever catch on
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the most important lesson my mother taught me in life is that for any straight relationship to work, this has gotta be the dynamic
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babies are so dumb. they get a little light up toy and they’re enthralled with it. i’m only entertained by art house cinema personally
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my cat and my moms cat have never gotten along and yesterday i accidentally gave them too much pet hemp oil and they both passed out on the bed together for 6 hours and when they woke up they were friends
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8 months
my mind also cannot comprehend this
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the male mind cannot comprehend this
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the first thing my roommate ever crocheted… like wtf man
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Inez Stepman βšͺοΈπŸ”΄βšͺ️
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I hate it when men actually dedicate themselves to a female task because they always end up getting autistically good at it
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2 years
i feel so bad for funny girls on here with huge tits
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10 months
the true shame of it is that i don’t even like starbucks that much (sorry, i’m particular about my coffee). i don’t know why the gods chose to bestow this particular gift upon me
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5 months
kind of weird how a panera lemonade killed a developmentally disabled man and a young girl with a heart condition and everyone responded by giving them a bunch of business so that they could make memes about it
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3 years
this is also so funny to me because i very much did not want a relationship with this man.. we went on a few dates months ago and mutually ghosted each other. he could have just asked me for the name of my perfume? water sign men give me migraines
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10 months
@nikatnite11901 idk i feel like a burden has been lifted at this point
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3 years
i decided a fair punishment would be i lie and say it’s santal 33, a bottom barrel perfume with a top shelf price tag
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5 months
πŸ«’πŸ•ŠοΈπŸ«ΆπŸΌβ€οΈπŸΈ
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2 years
my private story
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6 months
drunk texted the book club group chat
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2 years
the hottest thing a man can have is really sad eyes. and full lips. and a strong jaw
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10 months
@gracebolstan2 i am both uniquely lucky and uniquely unlucky. it makes for an interesting life
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8 months
trying something out
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3 years
oh okay wow haha this is the perfume for everyone who asked <3
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5 months
hanging out w the girls
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4 months
not one hiss out of them… i guess the secret all along was just doing drugs together
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1 year
greenpoint father asked me for my number this morning for β€œbabysitting or a drink.” what in the hbo original series
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2 years
If you’re gonna get online and talk about the score you got on an AP exam that far into adulthood it better have been a 5
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Taylor Swift is for the girlies who got a 4 on the AP Lit exam and work in marketing now.
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4 months
my zonked out queens
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hes the reason for the teardrops on my lenovo thinkpad
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10 months
@cicington very cute and those kids will be surrounded by so many people who care about them
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2 months
ovulation week
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8 months
just found out that you can turn your depthless wellspring of love inwards onto yourself
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2 years
average male cumtown fan (wait for the second half i promise it’s worth it)
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8 months
@Jerem_Heinrichs idk about these shoes but i still have heels from high school ?
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10 months
a year + a month ago i posted a pic of myself in this dress, today my boyfriend and i are celebrating our one year .. he has explicitly admitted this dress is the reason. god bless the hands that made this
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1 year
when i say a girl has dyson airwrap face do you know what i mean
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1 year
@GuilWhisperer those are her knees my guy
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2 years
grades don’t determine people’s intelligence. i determine people’s intelligence after having one singular conversation with them
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1 year
mmm yeah let’s make the gear shift a big spinny knob and put it right next to the volume control knob, what could go wrong
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5 months
im pro blonde people dating each other because i don’t want to date them and i think they deserve love too
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1 year
me and my sister watching a former navy seal buy an amp, set it up in our front yard, and perform eric clapton’s layla with my moms name (kayla) subbed in to try to win her affections
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10 days
i mean she’s just rich
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Alex Cooper’s (call her daddy) wedding looks were FAB. I didn’t know she possessed that much Diva in her. Vintage Dior, Archive Donna Karan and Alexander McQueen β€” custom Jimmy Choo!
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2 years
avg albanian man vs avg albanian woman
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2 years
i’ve decided i’m pretty enough to ask for a one sided open relationship
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9 months
me on tumblr in 2013
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no thick long haired person has ever enjoyed the summertime
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2 years
dude what the fuck, did you just tickle my girl’s fancy!?!
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7 months
i don’t really believe in the sanctity of marriage but i do like the idea of someone having to pay legal fees to break up with me
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1 year
having a boyfriend who lies to you is not a bad thing he just needs to lie to you about the right things
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5 months
@LongMasterWolf personally i think we shouldn’t reward huge corporations for irresponsible business practices that end up killing and maiming people but maybe that’s just me
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2 years
you know you just copped a good item of clothing when all the men in your life don’t like it
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8 months
the other night someone asked my friend for p*ppers and he gave him some and then almost as though offering payment he hands me (only girl in the group) his phone and goes β€œhere follow yourself on instagram”
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1 year
@sly_11_ @LUNAA444 my mom divorced him cause he’s a drunk xx
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4 months
for those asking this is the brand… i put it in their bowls with churu on top
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3 years
have never related to an image so hard
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@NickBro10037332 it’s a balaclava
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3 years
@aphex_tw1nk oui did it jeaux
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2 years
losing my mind over this
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2 years
nevertheless she persisted (got on the L train to go to her white collar job despite being hungover)
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@cumspewer they attract the most insane reply guys
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@highontrice_ i do talk too much but i couldn’t stop even if i tried
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scrolling through a man’s likes and seeing how many egirl selfies are in there before i decide if i want to have a crush on him
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10 months
people online when someone wears a pair of shoes 4 times :
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need a moment to process the fact that ernest hemingway killed himself with an abercrombie and fitch gun
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During the Fitch and Cobb eras, A&F rode on its association with elites, as they outfitted everyone from presidents to pioneers. They sold stuff to Teddy Roosevelt, Charles Lindbergh, and Ernest Hemmingway (who killed himself with an A&F gun) Right pic is Lindbergh's A&F jacket
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@footballwithave it literally did not. the girl who died had a heart condition, only drank one lemonade, and had been told by her doctors it was okay to drink one cup of coffee a day. it was marketed as having similar caffeine content as a coffee, and she died because of that
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she’s our generation’s poet laureate
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@LilosSoberCoach amyris femme by maison francis kurkdjian (much more refined than baccarat 540 i promise)
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1 year
women are not complicated we just want to be taken to the beach. that’s it
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the pics i take of him vs the pics he takes of me
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gwen was sooo smart for having kids with a weird looking guy
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Gwyneth Paltrow's daughter at the Chanel show today
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@stavvybaby stav now that you’re not a podcaster anymore we should have sex
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5 months
nice try but my life is actually defined by the love in it
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im so sorry but she should have been escorted out the office for that bejeweled diaper
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vogue magazine creative director julia hobbs’ fit checks from the elevator at vogue headquarters
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he’s so real
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3 years
lovebombing has always worked on me because I’m conceited and had no trouble believing someone could just be that into me
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3 years
@lostmyplanet lol i’m not trying to get revenge on this girl.. santal 33 is a very popular scent i just personally don’t like it. if you want me to give away my signature scent act normal!
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my mom is always giving me advice that would only work if i had inherited her breasts
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1 year
@niallator54 well… yeah….
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2 years
Thats just… describing the protagonist of the movies
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oh nah
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doing important work
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My sister making sure our baby cousin grows up pretentious
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warms my heart to see. bring those rent prices down girls keep talking about how much it sucks / moving out
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Thee NYC angry black latina mom! β™‰οΈπŸ‡©πŸ‡΄πŸ—½ πŸπŸ’›
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This is what happens when you come to nyc without any interest to be part of a community bc you bought the romanization of city. #NYC is a city not a sitcom production set
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my hottest take is if you can’t eat the mushrooms raw you’re too baby to be doing drugs
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2 years
yo who is going to cough up 400 dollars for this skirt that literally belongs on my body
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hey what’s up guys just saw alexandria daddarios new orleans wedding photos and decided it’s time to start looking for a first marriage
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#hotgirIsforbernie just doing this to find a bf
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whoever put tomatoes cucumber onions feta cheese olive oil lemon and salt in a bowl together deserved a nobel peace prize
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2 years
you need to have one boyfriend who understands your jokes and one boyfriend who is old enough to have disposable income
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5 months
@footballwithave anyways…. defending this is not a good look for you
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girl math
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my mom flew to new york with a suitcase full of groceries for me (i don’t think she realizes there is grocery stores here) and filled the suitcase up so tight that she had to put loose eggs in her pocket
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@takuzigwati do i look old enough to be an aunty these days 😭
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the bigger the forehead the closer to god
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trying to enjoy the beautiful beaches i’m on without obsessing about how my body looks
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2 years
fav fits of 2021
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me trying to suffer in silence: uuuuh so did anyone know that i’m suffering
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hate to break it to you guys but those corny quote decorations that you get at marshalls are actually so real. like the point of life is in fact love and laughter. you actually shouldn’t mind the haters
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2 years
one thing we don’t discuss enough re: boobs is how randomly and haphazardly they change size
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just realized i’m literally just describing myself
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when someone is talking about moving to New York and says they wouldn’t live anywhere but manhattan im like okay congrats I hope your 1.5 years here are fruitful
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